We've learned to late... the twoofers were right all along.

[Sword_Of_Truth]

They always warned us that before we know it, we'd wake up and there'd be stormtroopers openly marching down America's streets.

I woke up today, checked out the news, and that's exactly what happened. (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16175412/)

How could we have been so blind?

[ConspiRaider]

Omigod. They're in Pasadena. I'm in L.A. They are moving at a speed of about 5 fps. That means they'll be impacting the side of my house Very Soon indeed.

(wait a minute)

Hello Judy? Yeah it's me. Oh I'm fine, thanks, still in the doghouse though. Yeah well, Mrs. ConspiRaider might miss her Lexus but how was I gonna prove that a half a car couldn't burn without actually trying it, right? I think she'll get used to the L.A. municipal bus system pretty quick, a real trooper.

Hey Judy speaking of troopers we got a contingent heading this way from Pasadena just like you predicted, that's what I was calling about. Look I borrowed the Home Defense Beam Weapon from Morgan Keebler over there on Fetz Parkway and I can't get it started, could you walk me through?... Yeah I figure this'll take care of the Trooper contingent and leave no traces, you know, kind of use their own technology right back at 'em, eh?

Huh? Of course it's plugged in! Yep, got an umbilical from the San Onofre nuke plant so power's not the problem. And then? Yes, I did that, I pushed the primer button and held the match to the ignitor, so that's lit. Aim? Well, basically East, that's where they'll be coming from I think. Judy hold on a second...

"Bill and Heloise and Jack and Cindy and Joe and Darren and Heather and Steve and Dolores and Marci and Arnie and Nikki look I'm sorry about your lawns! Well, EXCUSE ME! You can always regrow your lawns but you can't do that from Gitmo now can you?!? Somebody's gotta take a stand and I'm just the guy to do it! Joe could you get your dog away from the Accelerator Beam Housing? I don't want him pissing on it and shorting it out..."

[Dog Town]

Bring on the black shirts! Look familiar?
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[Quad4_72]

Haha. That great. Nice touch with the black shirts.

[orphia nay]

Bring on the black shirts! Look familiar?
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Eeek! Clone Troofers! :mglook ;)

[~enigma~]

Bring on the black shirts! Look familiar?
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Do one with the Keebler Elfs and then we got the scholars new logo :)

[Arus808]

haha. yeah that was cool watching them in the parade. I actually saw the "casting" notice go out for that , they were asking for all and every storm trooper (or those fans with storm trooper costumes) to help march in the parade. Huge fan base her in california...that's what happens when you have George Lucas as the grand marshall for the parade.

Reminds me of how during Halloween every year, in Hawaii, the local star wars fan club would march down Waikiki in full get up (with emperor, emperor guards, Darth Vader and about 30 storm troopers and various forms of them). Waikiki is wall to wall people on Halloween. For only a 1.5 mile of sidewalk, it takes you 3 hours to walk that.