911 bloggers wanna take on JREF? LMFAO!

[Dog Town]

That's what JJJames @911blogger.com
This brainiac writes like Constitution/Decider @LC/Colbert, he comes here as well, forget his JREF. What a cracker...
Go to JREF
I say we take it to these guys..... with a full on information assault..... get your stuff together..... and lets go.

just need ten people..... hows 1/8/07 sound

Submitted by JJJames (not verified) on Tue, 01/02/2007 - 3:12pm

Next up for our amusement will be Yohnzeye.
Yeah JREF, That site bothers me.but I'll go!
I'm a fan of James Randi, I met im' when I was 12 yrs old.

I'm registered over there,but that site has degraded into a nasty mess of nothing approaching science.I dont even know how James Randi sees 9/11 but he should be ashamed of some of those people over there anyway!

I'll talk about the basic laws of nature that we learned in high scool ...gravity, conservation of momentum applied to free fall collapses.

Molten steel,.. kerosene hydrocarbon fires,... fire rated office furniture.. bld 7 ect..

concrete dust, pyroclastic cloud

I got my **** together for that kinda talk!

they need a good spanking I agree!
Submitted by yohnzeye on Tue, 01/02/2007 - 8:04pm.
http://www.911blogger.com/node/4867#comment-103741

This should be fun!

Happy Hunting,
DT

[TobiasTheViking]

Uh, I'll just be able to catch the start before going to the Americas. :)

I won't participate, but I'll eat copporn, and watch.

[JimBenArm]

That's what JJJames @911blogger.com
This brainiac writes like Constitution/Decider @LC/Colbert, he comes here as well, forget his JREF. What a cracker...


Next up for our amusement will be Yohnzeye.

http://www.911blogger.com/node/4867#comment-103741

This should be fun!

Happy Hunting,
DT

Oh, yeah. That's what we need. More bozos on the bus!

Well, bring 'em on. Got plenty of clue-bat left for them.

[T.A.M.]

Bring it on...lol

Who wants to wager they'll come over here with same, same, same, lame, lame, lame BS that all the others come here with?

TAM

[T.A.M.]

Why wait until the 8th...i guess they got some reading and researching to do first...lol

TAM

[Bell]

OMFG!! :eek:
We're gonna get all these again:

Beam weapon
Cavemen
Cruise missile
Footprint
Freefall
Iraq
Jews
Northwood
Oxygen starved
Pipeline
Pull it
Pulverized
Radio controlled
Thermite
Voice morphing
Zionist


Which did I miss? (A lot I guess)

[Dog Town]

Isn't this site a pomeroo battle ground?

[parky76]

when it comes down to hard facts...9-11 deniars will always lose. they know this. thats why they dont focus on the hard, technical facts of 9-11.

[thaiboxerken]

They probably don't understand that garbage carried by 10 stinks just as bad as garbage carried by one.

[hellaeon]

gee let me guess

freefall, controlled demo's, remote controlled planes, no planes, small fires not hot enough, 'I heard explosions!', 'Pull it!', Star wars weapons, plane manifests, Psyops, NYPD, Jews, Hitler, Oil, light poles, Iraq, hell i'll chuck in another one for the sake of it - John Howard! (hey he was with bush at the time it happened!, why cant these freaks invent a CT with johnny????!?!?!)

What did I miss?

[Dog Town]

ct/mode]Yeah JREF, That site bothers me.but I'll go!
I'm a fan of James Randi, I met im' when I was 12 yrs old./ct]

Could this be our favorite latino janitor?

[Architect]

Bring 'em on, they gotta be better than the recent crop of woowoos.









I hope they don't mind Welsh weather forecasts if they get too woo-woo......or maybe Breton....

[JamesB]

That's what JJJames @911blogger.com
This brainiac writes like Constitution/Decider @LC/Colbert, he comes here as well, forget his JREF. What a cracker...


Next up for our amusement will be Yohnzeye.

http://www.911blogger.com/node/4867#comment-103741

This should be fun!

Happy Hunting,
DT

Where are they going to find 10 people on 911 blogger who have any idea what they are talking about? Great, more on blue tarps and anti-aircraft missiles at the Pentagon.

[Horatius]

Just remember to point them to the predictions in this thread when they show up and act like we haven't heard it all before.

[milesalpha]

More high school science? Just what 9/11 CT's need. I hope they bring their high school history,I don't get to play whack-a-troll much here.

[T.A.M.]

ok 9/11bloggers...

1. How much "explosive" is required to bring a 110 Storey building down via an "atypical, from top down" demolition? About how many floors would have to be rigged? Every floor? Every 3rd floor? References for this?

2. With that amount of explosive, how long would it take for lets say 2 demolition crews, to plant said explosives given they would have to do so when "nobody was looking"?

Now take the above, multiply it by 2.5 (2 towers and WTC7), and what do you have....

A F&*KING IMPOSSIBILITY!!!!

TAM

[Sword_Of_Truth]

We're about to find out what happened to TruthSeekers 1224, 1225, 1226, 1227, 1228, 1229, 1230, 1231, 1232 and 1233. :p

[Dog Town]

It's really just the JJJidiot, I don't see 10 people there. It's definitely the Decider/Constipated maroon from around the CT world. You can tell by the excessive...and...

I feel that they are a stumbling block.... people who are questioning 9/11... people new to the research may eventually find this site.... and their group think may be very convincing. To someone who is not very well researched.... they may even sound correct.

This is one reason I want to go in there strong and lay it down..... the other reason is purely for entertainment.

Cheers to the fact that at this point they all know we are gunna be storming their castle

To the fight for the minds of humanity!


This kid needs more help, than even Jah can provide. Yes, think blue tent, and alive hijackers. Cracker!

[Cl1mh4224rd]

Heh. "[A] full on information assault," aka... spam, spam, spam.

Edit: Oh, geez... Delusions of grandeur. He apparently sees himself and his "followers" as knights going into battle against some great evil enslaving mankind.

[T.A.M.]

IF this guy is "THE DECIDER" From old LC Forums, than he actually isnt too bad a debator, and he tends to be civil. He came over to the SLC Forum and posted for a while, but didn't seem to get anywhere, so gave up.

TAM

[T.A.M.]

I doubt they will come over here with all the same bull crap. I am sure they will bring over Thermite/Thermate, and a few other nifty tircks, but mostly they'll likely bring over the same soft issues like "Pakistani Connection", and "Operation Northwoods", and some other historical shaite to "form a pattern of govt action".

We will see. First he has to find 9 other victi...warriors.

TAM

[Checkmite]

I'll talk about the basic laws of nature that we learned in high scool ...gravity, conservation of momentum applied to free fall collapses.

Molten steel,.. kerosene hydrocarbon fires,... fire rated office furniture.. bld 7 ect..

concrete dust, pyroclastic cloud

Well, that knocks me out. I think I must've been skipping on the day my high school chemistry teacher did the molten steel/kerosene-hydrocarbon/fire-rated office furniture lecture.

[fuelair]

Bring it on...lol

Who wants to wager they'll come over here with same, same, same, lame, lame, lame BS that all the others come here with?

TAM

Watch out for that dangerous guy with all the science stuff he learned in high school! He could be a problem!! Or not.:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Dog Town]

I doubt they will come over here with all the same bull crap. I am sure they will bring over Thermite/Thermate, and a few other nifty tircks, but mostly they'll likely bring over the same soft issues like "Pakistani Connection", and "Operation Northwoods", and some other historical shaite to "form a pattern of govt action".

We will see. First he has to find 9 other victi...warriors.

TAM

So...where was the different "bull crap"?

[JimBenArm]

Watch out for that dangerous guy with all the science stuff he learned in high school! He could be a problem!! Or not.:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Actually, that would make him the most qualified CT'er in history! He at least has SOME knowledge of science. Doesn't know how to use it, but at least it's there!

[T.A.M.]

lol..I just noticed that within the span of some dozen posts I went from declaring they will bring the same lame shaite, to saying they wont...I guess that means I am not sure what they will bring now...lol

Oh well...bring it on, what ever it is...

TAM

[Dog Town]

Actually, that would make him the most qualified CT'er in history! He at least has SOME knowledge of science. Doesn't know how to use it, but at least it's there!

If only that were true, sadly it is not. Scholars?

[JimBenArm]

If only that were true, sadly it is not. Scholars?
OK, my bad. But still, this would put him in the upper one percent.

[The Doc]

I have an awesome idea!

Let them come and just watch. They'll debunk each others claims!

CT 1: Take that JREF OMFG! EVIDENCE OF CONTROLLED DEMOLITION, THERMITE WTF!

CT 2: Pffffft it's obvious a beam weapon was used in conjunction with planes

CT 3: NO PLANES!

CT 4: Bush did this! Wake up like everyone else!

CT 3: No no no, it was the Joooo's!

[Dog Town]

lol..I just noticed that within the span of some dozen posts I went from declaring they will bring the same lame shaite, to saying they wont...I guess that means I am not sure what they will bring now...lol

TAM

They do that to us, circles, and all!

[Bell]

http://www.cyberboxingzone.com/images/Murray-Jimmy-77.jpg

[JimBenArm]

http://www.cyberboxingzone.com/images/Murray-Jimmy-77.jpg

Bell, is that you? Dude, I'm not messing with you!

[defaultdotxbe]

lol..I just noticed that within the span of some dozen posts I went from declaring they will bring the same lame shaite, to saying they wont...I guess that means I am not sure what they will bring now...lol

Oh well...bring it on, what ever it is...

TAM
i think northwoods constitutes SSDD, so it wasnt a complete reversal

[Dog Town]

Pugilist...what a specimen!

[The Almond]

It might be time to revisit the Jenga argument again.

Attention Controlled Demolition Advocates:

Did the towers have the design capacity to stop a collapse once it started?

[Bell]

Atleast we're giving them attention, even though they are not here yet. I guess that's all they are, attentionwh*res.

[Dr. Lao]

Bring it on.

It will be kook-a-palooza.

How many pages of them getting their asses kicked till someone accuses this place of being part of the conspiracy?:rolleyes:

[T.A.M.]

Bring it on.

It will be kook-a-palooza.

How many pages of them getting their asses kicked till someone accuses this place of being part of the conspiracy?:rolleyes:

About 200 pages ago, given ever since I have been posting here, they have accused the JREF of being full of gubmint shills.

TAM

[CHF]

Why do these clowns always think we're hearing their stupid talking points for the first time?

"Wait till they hear about the molten steal!"

Oh STFU already!

[LashL]

with a full on information assault

:dl:

[alman9898]

Whats their definition of "information"?

[A W Smith]

Theres one girl over there casseia i think her name is. That got bukkaked with stupid (http://www.911blogger.com/node/5327?page=7) at a bus depot

[Bell]

Whats their definition of "information"?

http://www.americanfreepress.net/
http://www.prisonplanet.com/

Oh, and welcome :)

[Loss Leader]

I can't take more Northwoods. Anything - lightpole dismantlers, bomb silencers, treeline fire-setters - anything but Northwoods.

[ConspiRaider]

Some inspiration for Our Visitors, from Alfred Lord Tennyson

Half a league half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred:
'Forward, the Light Brigade!
Charge for the guns' he said:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

[Arkan_Wolfshade]

Once more into the breach.

[orphia nay]

I can't take more Northwoods. Anything - lightpole dismantlers, bomb silencers, treeline fire-setters - anything but Northwoods.

:newlol

I feel your pain.

[chippy]

Why do these clowns always think we're hearing their stupid talking points for the first time?

"Wait till they hear about the molten steal!"

Oh STFU already!

Did they really spell "steel" as the act of taking things from other people? Because that would be doubly hilarious.

[tsig]

Once more into the breach.

No thanks, I was a breach baby.

Someone better alert Gravy, we may need the A-team if they have a HS graduate, altho given the history of the LCers I would make him produce the diploma and a link to the school before I'd believe the qualifications.

[tsig]

[QUOTE=Loss Leader;2223725]I can't take more Northwoods. Anything - lightpole dismantlers, bomb silencers, treeline fire-setters - anything but Northwoods.[/QUOTE

It was "concrete cores" and "raw evidence" that drove me from the "Realistice" thread.

[LashL]

No thanks, I was a breach baby.

Someone better alert Gravy, we may need the A-team if they have a HS graduate, altho given the history of the LCers I would make him produce the diploma and a link to the school before I'd believe the qualifications.

1) Ouch.

2) Oh my ~ a high school graduate! That might be a first for the 911 blogger crew, indeed.

[~enigma~]

when it comes down to hard facts...9-11 deniars will always lose. they know this. thats why they dont focus on the hard, technical facts of 9-11.How could they focus on facts if they want to believe a conspiracy?

[Quad4_72]

I am going to wear my favorite debunking shirt:)

[~enigma~]

ct/mode]ct]

Could this be our favorite latino janitor?I hope it is cause i really would like to know how he justifies claiming he is the last survivor of the north tower.

[defaultdotxbe]

I hope it is cause i really would like to know how he justifies claiming he is the last survivor of the north tower.
doubt it


Location
georgia About Me white male 40 year old carpenter.
constitutionalist
non taxpayer
anti federal reserve
I believe that collapse initiation,molten metal, collapse times, and dust clouds are irrefutable evidence of controlled demolition.

someone tell the IRS to be on the lookout for a 40 yo white carpenter in georgia for tax evasion

[The Doc]

I am going to wear my favorite debunking shirt:)

Watch out. They will be wearing their favourite CT shirts.

"OMFG WTC7 CD WTF WTF!"

[LashL]

Just imagine, we could even get some like this utter moron (this one happens to be from DU and appears to be spooked (of bunny cage fame)'s number one fan, and it appears that it might also have some ties to the 911blogger board, so we can only hope :) :

Whenever someone says there is no evidence, I know there's evidence.

The no planes at the towers evidence is that the Naudet airplane is a flying pig and there are allegedly anomalies and inconsistencies in the videos of the south tower strike.

I have not taken the time to investigate this evidence, but it is evidence.


Unbe[rule 8]inglievable.

[Kage]

I'm both excited and annoyed that they are coming.

Excited because their theories are so terrible. Having a large group of them will encourage them to let loose with the more entertaining narrativess. Some are so bad that they are almost modern art masterpieces. Like a zen koan except instead of achieving kensho you loose faith in the public school system.

Annoyed because they spend all their time outside playing in stupid, and they track it all over the house when they come here. It is rare to see a thread here that doesn't spend half its time cleaning up the stupid. You know they are going to post off topic in every active thread.

The worst part is that they don't really talk to people. It would be ok if it were like playing dodgeball with the handicapped, the mentally disabled or the morbidly obese, but it seems more like playing dodgeball with the abovementioned children while the poor kids are playing house.

Maybe I'll get lucky and have some of my questions answered. I'm not holding my breath.

[tsig]

Tinhat:

"I have not taken the time to investigate this evidence, but it is evidence."


Just imagine, we could even get some like this utter moron (this one happens to be from DU and appears to be spooked (of bunny cage fame)'s number one fan, and it appears that it might also have some ties to the 911blogger board, so we can only hope :) :



Unbe[rule 8]inglievable.

I Wish i had learned how to examine evidence without investigating it.

It would have saved a lot of time and trouble thru the years.

Sounds like a real candidate for the MDC

[Sword_Of_Truth]

RicKKK Ratjer is an occasional poster at 911blogger.

You know we'd LOVE to see him show up here. =P

He's just as hatefully ignorant as KKKillClown, only more vicious.

“These were the words spoken by Jesus of Nazareth, who spent 3 years of his life warring against the leaders of what was at that time the Jewish agenda. When asked by his followers what the signs would be that would usher in the final battle between good and evil, he warned of the ‘abomination of desolation’ sitting in the ‘holy place’. What could be more of an abomination than this creature known as the state of Israel and all the evil it has caused since its inception a century ago? What could be more of an affront to the goodness of God than that the evil, inhuman and vicious ideology known as Judaism take root in the land that was made holy by the life, death and resurrection of this innocent man named Jesus of Nazareth? Every day, innocent men, women and children in places such as Palestine, Lebanon, Iraq and Afghanistan (such as this little Palestinian girl pictured above who had her brains blown out by the Jews of Israel who fashion themselves as God’s chosen people) must pay the ultimate sacrifice in continuing this battle that was begun by this man named Jesus of Nazareth, and yet, short of a few souls who are awake to this reality, the Christian world continues on in its slumber and in its slavish obedience to the Devil himself in giving the Pharisees of today everything that they demand.”
- Rick Rajter on crescentandcross.com

[LashL]

Oh, look... here comes the first one now.

Welcome to our newest member, Jenny Sparks

:D

[ConspiRaider]

Whats their definition of "information"?
Welcome to JREF, alman.

Information? They're using an anti-NWO system of information dissemination via the Underground Fortune Cookie. Certain Chinese restaurants throughout the United States act as information hubs for the consolidation of 9/11 CTism. Woowoos come in, flash the secret sign (thumb up the butt, then smack forehead with other hand) and are led to designated tables. Those tables receive the Underground Fortune Cookies.

If you pose as a woowoo you can intercept this stuff. I did once, got a fortune cookie of:

You Eat, You Drink, You Tube, You Fly Like Pig.

Another one was:

A Special SomeWooWooOne Will Freefall Into Your Life Today.

Still another:

You Can Take Your Thumb Out Of Your Butt Now.

[Foolmewunz]

Maybe Ron could do a countdown for them?
Just 7 days to go.... get those google goggles ready, team.
Just 6 days 'til we take down those skeptic bastages!
Just 5 days, have you got your Alex Jones foiler hats ready?
Just .....


I will look forward to the invasion. But someone ought to tell them to get their socks laundered and hung up here 24 hours in advance, 'cuz they have to go through security! That'll eliminate eight out the ten of them.

Here's a tidbit from one "JJJames" (is that John Joseph James or similar, or does the guy have a speech impediment that we shouldn't pick on, like PDOH's miraculously healing broken arm?).

Here's an indication of troofer paranoia. It's obviously genetic!

Are you familiar with Al Capone?

My great grandfather thought.... thought!.... he saw Al Capone kill someone in a dark alley in Chicago.... and before morning he had moved his entire family 300 miles away! They left everything except some clothes and necessities. Why? Because Al Capone had means to kill you if he didn't do it himself. If he did kill someone and he caught you in eye shot of it... you were dead.

This is the 20's, and not even on YouTube! But it's the same sort of pseudo thinking paranoia that CTer's live for.

Gramps thought that maybe he saw a guy who looked like Capone kill someone in an alley, and he moved his family with just the clothes on their back! Quelle drama! He wasn't sure it was Scarface, but he's sure Scarface recognized him, and I'm sure Al had no trucks or cars! And of course he had no way to convince people to tell him where grandpa went!

"Why that Capone (gov't) has the means to kill you any time. You don't mess with that Capone (gov't)! He(they) can kill you just because he (they) doesn't (don't) like the toothpaste you use! Why I'll just move 300 miles away. That'll fool the omnipotent gangster (gov't).

[orphia nay]

Just imagine, we could even get some like this utter moron (this one happens to be from DU and appears to be spooked (of bunny cage fame)'s number one fan, and it appears that it might also have some ties to the 911blogger board, so we can only hope :) :



Unbe[rule 8]inglievable.


That's gotta be one of our guys on a psy-psy-op. Can twoofers really be that frelling stupid?

Actually - "Denier Quotes of the Year" probably answers that question.

[Dog Town]

RicKKK Ratjer is an occasional poster at 911blogger.

You know we'd LOVE to see him show up here. =P

He's just as hatefully ignorant as KKKillClown, only more vicious.


- Rick Rajter on crescentandcross.com

Redrover, redrover...

[Cleon]

I won't participate, but I'll eat copporn, and watch.


Uh...Have you discussed this with the police officers in question?

[LeFevre]

Uh...Have you discussed this with the police officers in question?

I read that and couldn't stop laughing! :D :D :D

[Arkan_Wolfshade]

I'm both excited and annoyed that they are coming.

Excited because their theories are so terrible. Having a large group of them will encourage them to let loose with the more entertaining narrativess. Some are so bad that they are almost modern art masterpieces. Like a zen koan except instead of achieving kensho you loose faith in the public school system.

Annoyed because they spend all their time outside playing in stupid, and they track it all over the house when they come here. It is rare to see a thread here that doesn't spend half its time cleaning up the stupid. You know they are going to post off topic in every active thread.

The worst part is that they don't really talk to people. It would be ok if it were like playing dodgeball with the handicapped, the mentally disabled or the morbidly obese, but it seems more like playing dodgeball with the abovementioned children while the poor kids are playing house.

Maybe I'll get lucky and have some of my questions answered. I'm not holding my breath.
Comedy gold!

Oh, look... here comes the first one now.
:D
Oh c'mon, let me have some hope. Anybody that reads The Authority can't be all bad.

[Darat]

As admin:

Folks the idea of this Forum is not to be an antagonistic forum - its meant to be about good discussion using scepticism and critical thinking and welcomes pretty much anyone if they will abide by the terms and conditions of Membership. So please by all means invite people here to debate but not just to antagonise people.

Also when posting elsewhere it would be appreciated if you could make sure your comments differentiate between what is posted by the JREF i.e. Randi and what is posted by Members of the JREF Forum - so if you are talking about the JREF Forum please try not to just say "the JREF" but "the JREF Forum". (Of course whether you do or not is entirely up to you but as I said it would be appreciated :) )

[Arkan_Wolfshade]

...Also when posting elsewhere it would be appreciated if you could make sure your comments differentiate between what is posted by the JREF i.e. Randi and what is posted by Members of the JREF Forum - so if you are talking about the JREF Forum please try not to just say "the JREF" but "the JREF Forum". (Of course whether you do or not is entirely up to you but as I said it would be appreciated :) )
Although I agree, and try to do this myself, you do realize that level of granularity will be lost on most people, right? It's not unlike when I used to work retail in a sporting goods store. Someone would want to order something that was not in stock and would ask how long it would take. I would reply, "If our supplier has it in stock it should take 3-4 days. If they don't have it in stock it will take 6-8 weeks." Guaranteed they would call back in five days because the only thing they heard was "3-4 days". :D

[Darat]

Oh I agree it will be lost on most people but I'm sure the intelligent and fact orientated Members of this Forum would like to make sure what they are posting is accurate....

;)

[JimBenArm]

As admin:

Folks the idea of this Forum is not to be an antagonistic forum - its meant to be about good discussion using scepticism and critical thinking and welcomes pretty much anyone if they will abide by the terms and conditions of Membership. So please by all means invite people here to debate but not just to antagonise people.

Also when posting elsewhere it would be appreciated if you could make sure your comments differentiate between what is posted by the JREF i.e. Randi and what is posted by Members of the JREF Forum - so if you are talking about the JREF Forum please try not to just say "the JREF" but "the JREF Forum". (Of course whether you do or not is entirely up to you but as I said it would be appreciated :) )

Oh, man, the MODS always HARSHING my MELLOW!!!

Well, OK, I'll behave.

[JonnyFive]

they gotta be better than the recent crop of woowoos.

Please provide evidence for that extremely outlandish claim. :)

It might be fun, if they're willing to actually debate in the traditional sense of the word. However, judging from past experience, they'll march over with the same BS we've heard from pdoh, ChristopherA, se7ensnakes, 28th K, Killtown, etc. and continue to ignore any comments to the contrary as well as any questions we ask them.

So, basically, you're looking at six to twenty copies of "series of questions for 9/11 deniers" or whatever.

[NickUK]

No problems, lads! Here's the only 2 images you'll need:

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5794/evidencerb9.jpg
&
http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/3005/sciencenh7.jpg

[CurtC]

Why wait until the 8th...i guess they got some reading and researching to do first..Let's hope they're taking the next few days to read the old threads, to learn what arguments have already been used and found lacking.

[JonnyFive]

Let's hope they're taking the next few days to read the old threads, to learn what arguments have already been used and found lacking.

It gets a little old posting "do you have any evidence of these claims?" until your fingers bleed from typing.

[Darat]

Let's hope they're taking the next few days to read the old threads, to learn what arguments have already been used and found lacking.

Perhaps you should request a change of your user-title to "Eternal Optimist"? :D

[Architect]

Let's hope they're taking the next few days to read the old threads, to learn what arguments have already been used and found lacking.


Hahahahaha! :D

Oh, just a moment.....you were serious.

[Gravy]

As admin:
Folks the idea of this Forum is not to be an antagonistic forum - its meant to be about good discussion using scepticism and critical thinking and welcomes pretty much anyone if they will abide by the terms and conditions of Membership. So please by all means invite people here to debate but not just to antagonise people.Okay, Darat. But if they threaten to sue the JREF because forum members don't accept their 9/11 "evidence," would you mind using one of the photos below as you're showing them the door? They tend to pay more attention to visuals than to words.

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/8790459bca6fb9433.jpg

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/8790459bca6f69ef9.jpg

[Spins]

Oh man that picture of the guy flying off his Honda (or whatever it is) motorbike is friggin' hilarious!

[Arkan_Wolfshade]

Oh man that picture of the guy flying off his Honda (or whatever it is) motorbike is friggin' hilarious!
Needs a dialogue bubble saying, "Wheeee!"

[uk_dave]

Okay, Darat. But if they threaten to sue the JREF because forum members don't accept their 9/11 "evidence," would you mind using one of the photos below as you're showing them the door? They tend to pay more attention to visuals than to words.

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/8790459bca6fb9433.jpg

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/8790459bca6f69ef9.jpg



The second picture has obviously been doctored to remove the Israeli missile that guy was holding on to as it was launched at the USS Liberty in an attempt to stop the american revolutionaries at gettysburg during Napolean's winter campaign of 1806.

[JonnyFive]

The second picture has obviously been doctored to remove the Israeli missile that guy was holding on to as it was launched at the USS Liberty in an attempt to stop the american revolutionaries at gettysburg during Napolean's winter campaign of 1806.

Interesting, but where do the Greys figure into all this?

[Psiload]

Go to JREF
I say we take it to these guys..... with a full on information assault..... get your stuff together..... and lets go.

Conjuring up the image of a class of third graders throwing fuzzy head pencils and Trapper Keepers into their Hello Kitty backpacks and heading for the door.

[Architect]

They can always wait for us outside the pub, as they're presumably too young to get in........

[JonnyFive]

They can always wait for us outside the pub, as they're presumably too young to get in........

If you want to do this thing in the States, the age threshold would be even higher.

[mortimer]

Conjuring up the image of a class of third graders throwing fuzzy head pencils and Trapper Keepers into their Hello Kitty backpacks and heading for the door.

We can only hope that they don't have Dawson's Creek Trapper Keepers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trapper_Keeper_%28South_Park%29)!

[Architect]

If you want to do this thing in the States, the age threshold would be even higher.

As a friend of mine discovered to his cost when he went on a student exchange.......:p

Anyway, if we do it over here we also have the advantage of being a country where they can be sued for libel/slander/defamation! :eek:

Wouldn't it be great to watch them in court? :D

[JonnyFive]

Anyway, if we do it over here we also have the advantage of being a country where they can be sued for libel/slander/defamation! :eek:

Wouldn't it be great to watch them in court? :D

Now that I think about it, the sight of them squirming under cross examination is more than worth the extra three years age margin we'll lose.

[Horatius]

Needs a dialogue bubble saying, "Wheeee!"

How about "There is no more terrible moment in life than that split second between you making a horrible mistake, and the painful consequences hitting you in the face."

I know that moment well......

[CurtC]

How about "There is no more terrible moment in life than that split second between you making a horrible mistake, and the painful consequences hitting you in the face."I had that feeling Friday night (five days ago). I was driving to visit my dad, and came upon the tiny town of Poynor, Texas. There were serious storms all around, and for a while I had been seeing the sky glowing orange over to the left (North), like there was a big fire over there. In Poynor, I decided to turn on the intersecting road (there's only one) to get a better look-see. But right then, the wind started howling, and after about a quarter-mile I had to come to a stop, and realized that I was in a tornado. I was wondering what I should be doing to protect myself, but couldn't see more than 40 or 50 feet because of the blowing rain, leaves, and debris. It was a helpless feeling.

It turns out that the funnel passed maybe 100 or 200 yards from my car. But I was between that and a road sign which was bent down flat on the ground - the break-away bolts didn't snap, but the pole was just bent over at 90 degrees.

[Alt+F4]

I can't take more Northwoods. Anything - lightpole dismantlers, bomb silencers, treeline fire-setters - anything but Northwoods.

Well here's a couple we haven't heard in awhile:
1. Amanda Keller
2. missle launch from the Woolworth Building

[Dog Town]

Well here's a couple we haven't heard in awhile:
1. Amanda Keller
2. missle launch from the Woolworth Building

I'll take, missile launch from the Woolworth Building, for a thousand please, Alex.

[Quad4_72]

Watch out. They will be wearing their favourite CT shirts.

"OMFG WTC7 CD WTF WTF!"

Haha. Damn, all my shirt says is "NO FAT CHICKS."

[Dog Town]

"NO FAT CHICKS."

My favorite song by The Surf Punks! Nice one.

[Kiwiwriter]

And the tumbrels stand ready to cart them off.

Well, it'll be interesting to see if they actually materialize. I suspect they'll find excuses, and the "grand offensive" won't be as grand as they had hoped.

Nor will they be able to withstand the crushing counter-attacks too easily, without dropping to the traditional fall-back of CTers...personal abuse, and demanding that their interlocutor do their work for them.

This is going to resemble that game in the 2000 American League Championship Series where Roger Clemens fanned 15 Seattle Mariners.

[LashL]

If they do arrive, they'll probably start numerous redundant threads that all amount to the same old, tired, screeds conflating every conspiracy theory talking point into every single thread, as that seems to be the Alex Jones School of "Debate" to which they all subscribe.

We'll have to insist on keeping threads on topic rather than respond to their off topic attempted escape posts when they find themselves painted in a corner on the topic at issue, or else the place will be a mess in no time flat and who the heck is going to want to clean up after them?

[A W Smith]

Thats assuming they can figure out how to set up an account here. Apparently the first one is having a bit of trouble. Does someone have to drag a radio flyer wagon over there, load up all the kiddies and drag them here? Maybe she joined the foundation instead of the forum HAHAHAH

[orphia nay]

Wouldn't it be great to watch them in court? :D


Thanks, now I've thought of my third wish for when my fairy godmother grants me three wishes. :D



That's if they don't "re-open 9/11" first...

:pigsfly

[Foolmewunz]

Thats assuming they can figure out how to set up an account here. Apparently the first one is having a bit of trouble. Does someone have to drag a radio flyer wagon over there, load up all the kiddies and drag them here? Maybe she joined the foundation instead of the forum HAHAHAH

Probably a security issue - she's trying to sign up from the Podunkville Home for Wayward Girls Library and Terry's trying to identify the ISP. :spjimlad:

Seriously, I do think some of them will revert to their traditional NWO paranoia and elect not to join when they realize there's a modicum of security and a waiting period.

At the JREF Forum Signup Window
"Whoa, Dude! They like wanna know my age and s**t!
"Ya didn't tell 'em, did ya?"
"No way, man, I'm not going to have those black helicopters trying to vaccinate me!"
"Whoa! Bogus, man! Let's go back to stoopid.com where we can be pilots and army guys and stuff!"
"Yeah, I'm outta here, too, Bro'!"

[JonnyFive]

At the JREF Forum Signup Window
"Whoa, Dude! They like wanna know my age and s**t!
"Ya didn't tell 'em, did ya?"
"No way, man, I'm not going to have those black helicopters trying to vaccinate me!"
"Whoa! Bogus, man! Let's go back to stoopid.com where we can be pilots and army guys and stuff!"
"Yeah, I'm outta here, too, Bro'!"

You're lucky I've a very dry sense of humor prone to chuckles rather than guffaws, because otherwise you would be owing me a brand new monitor.

[jhunter1163]

Whatever happened with this? What happened to the raging stream o' twoof that was supposed to overwhelm JREF with undebunkable facts?

*whistling*

[CptColumbo]

Once more into the breach.

We few, we happy few, we JREF Ninjas.

[milesalpha]

Whatever happened with this? What happened to the raging stream o' twoof that was supposed to overwhelm JREF with undebunkable facts?

*whistling*

Well they did say the 8th. I recommend not holding your breath though.

[mist]

I have the following two suggestions as to what I think their line of thought is:

First line of thinking:

1. Obviously, with so many ways different aspects of 9/11 could have been faked, the chance that at least one thing actually was faked is very high.
2. Thus, if one of the things was faked, obviously someone or some entity with great power & funds must have been responsible for doing so.
3. The US Government has the largest power & funds, obviously that means that they would be best equipped to fake 9/11.
4. If they were the best equipped for pulling off 9/11, it also has the highest chance that they were the ones to do it.
5. Thus, most logically, 9/11 was a conspiracy done by the US Government.

The second line of thinking:

1. The US government is all-seeing and all-knowing.
2. Thus if there was an al-quada threat, they would have seen it.
3. So, either they let just the terrorists do their thing.
4. Or, they did it themselves.
5. In both cases it was a conspiracy by the US Government.

If this really is how they think, and they could confirm it, maybe it would be possible to show the error in thinking instead of the the aspects of the conspiracy itself (explosives etc.). :)

[defaultdotxbe]

i think the second line of thinking is the most common

[Foolmewunz]

It's the 8th of January where I am. I suppose it's too much to hope that the invasion was planned from GMT?

Anyone down in New Zealand see any landing craft?

All's silent on the Asian front, I just got my flack jacket and binoculars and went up on the roof, and they're not approaching overland from Mainland China.

I suspect the first strike will be in America. Watch the Eastern Seaboard, boys! They'll try to come in low under the radar from the direction of the rising sun!

"Blue Leader! Come in Brew Reader! We've got bogies at 8 o'clock! I can't make 'em out, but it looks like..... Oh My God! They're armed with google research and You Tube clips! Scramble! Scramble!"

[Architect]

It's 10 to Midnight here. I'm sitting up specially for the UK wave. We've got Denis Lawson sitting ready in an X Wing and everything.

:)







http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denis_Lawson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denis_Lawson)

[jhunter1163]

All quiet here.. 7 pm on the 7th, US Eastern Standard Time.

[Architect]

Awwwww *****......it appears that it's Denis Law we have ready to fight them!


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denis_Law (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denis_Law)

[Lisa Simpson]

Probably a security issue - she's trying to sign up from the Podunkville Home for Wayward Girls Library and Terry's trying to identify the ISP. :spjimlad:



Terry?!?!?! Terry is one of the nicest people I have ever met, but I am the Gatekeeper, not Terry.

Sheesh.

[Architect]

00:06 and no sign of 'em yet.....sigh

[Arkan_Wolfshade]

*yawn*

[T.A.M.]

Mist:

Welcome to the JREF Forum on Conspiracy Theories. Despite the lack of invasion from the "Loose Change Forum" cronies (They said they were gonna come over here and hand us our arses), you will find lots of good discussion on this forum.

TAM

[Architect]

hand us our arses


Whit? I've never heard that phrase before. Surely they were going to kick our arses or somesuch?

[AWPrime]

Waittttiiiinnnggg.

[Architect]

I just took a look at the window, but only a cat. They must be using US time.

[defaultdotxbe]

Whit? I've never heard that phrase before. Surely they were going to kick our arses or somesuch?
"have your arse handed to you" is another way of saying "get your arse kicked"

if its really bad they can kick your arse then hand it to you (and take your name somehwere in there)

[Architect]

Trust me, never heard it used once by a natural English speaker......is it a dodgy non English translation?

[Coritani]

It's the 8th of January where I am. I suppose it's too much to hope that the invasion was planned from GMT?

Anyone down in New Zealand see any landing craft?



I'm in Auckland (that's in New Zealand....) and there's no landing craft here. It is eerily quiet. Too quiet.

I suspect their black op commandos have planted secondary devices behind our lines. We haven't found any traces though, because it was a black op!

Where are they?

[Arkan_Wolfshade]

Trust me, never heard it used once by a natural English speaker......is it a dodgy non English translation?

It's an American English phrase.

[Architect]

You live and learn.

But I thought you Yanks said Ass instead of Arse?

[T.A.M.]

I dunno man. Reading the link Ron provided about the firemen picture, I have got to say they (posters at 911blogger) are the most juvenile, ignorant, harrassing, obnoxious group of people I have ever seen posting.

This is gonna sound strange, but I think the people over at the LC forum are kind, tame, and nice, compared to these assh*les.

I am not sure I wanna even share cyberspace with this garbage.

On the birght side, given their love of profanity, insults, and redicule, they will likely spend about 4 posts each here, before they are banned for violating the JREF rules.

TAM

[kimota]

That's what JJJames @911blogger.com
This brainiac writes like Constitution/Decider @LC/Colbert, he comes here as well, forget his JREF. What a cracker...

Go to JREF
I say we take it to these guys..... with a full on information assault..... get your stuff together..... and lets go.

just need ten people..... hows 1/8/07 sound

Submitted by JJJames (not verified) on Tue, 01/02/2007 - 3:12pm
This should be fun!

Happy Hunting,
DT
What is this, an internet rumble? Yeah, I hate doze smart-alecky JREFers, actin' all smart and stuff. I say we take it to 'em.

Something else I'm wondering: do twoofers think America would fully realize and accept the Twoof, if not for that damnable JREF forum clouding the facts?

[LashL]

I dunno man. Reading the link Ron provided about the firemen picture, I have got to say they (posters at 911blogger) are the most juvenile, ignorant, harrassing, obnoxious group of people I have ever seen posting.

This is gonna sound strange, but I think the people over at the LC forum are kind, tame, and nice, compared to these assh*les.

I am not sure I wanna even share cyberspace with this garbage.

On the birght side, given their love of profanity, insults, and redicule, they will likely spend about 4 posts each here, before they are banned for violating the JREF rules.

TAM

Yes, they are a juvenile bunch. They appear to have no more than 2 arcing brain cells among the entire group.

[Horatius]

Awwwww *****......it appears that it's Denis Law we have ready to fight them!


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denis_Law (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denis_Law)





Yeah, we would definitely have been better off with Wedge.....

Hey, he was the only guy to survive the attacks on both Death Stars....

[Foolmewunz]

Terry?!?!?! Terry is one of the nicest people I have ever met, but I am the Gatekeeper, not Terry.

Sheesh.

Well, it doesn't matter.... We're going to blame you, anyway.

[T.A.M.]

"have your arse handed to you" is another way of saying "get your arse kicked"

if its really bad they can kick your arse then hand it to you (and take your name somehwere in there)

I think it stems from the olden times, when someone handed you the "head" of your best warrior after the battle.

Now we simply "hand your arse to you" to indicate you have been soundly beaten...

but I could be off base.

TAM:)

[Architect]

Yeah, we would definitely have been better off with Wedge.....

Hey, he was the only guy to survive the attacks on both Death Stars....




AND he's Ewan MacGregor's uncle!




Denis Lawson, that is. Not Denis Law.....

[CptColumbo]

Well it's the 8th. They didn't wait until the last minute to register, did they?

[JonnyFive]

28th Kingdom started a couple new threads in the past few days, and Non Believer is posting in his thread again. Maybe they're like the Force Recon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Force_Recon) to the massive invasion or something.

[CptColumbo]

It's not like they have jobs.:)

Or maybe their still in school, and need a ride home from mom?

[JonnyFive]

It's not like they have jobs.:)

Are you kidding? This is their job!

[Calcas]

I think it stems from the olden times, when someone handed you the "head" of your best warrior after the battle.

Now we simply "hand your arse to you" to indicate you have been soundly beaten...

but I could be off base.

TAM:)
As a Californian, we always used "ass" and it usually was in context to getting your "ass handed to you on a silver platter."

Here is an excerpt from a Cambridge blog that I found.

"...The ELEPHANT does not know whether to be offended at the debate coordinator’s low opinion of Tufts debaters, or relieved that he did not get his ass handed to him on a silver platter."

[JonnyFive]

As a Californian, we always used "ass" and it usually was in context to getting your "ass handed to you on a silver platter."

Here is an excerpt from a Cambridge blog that I found.

"...The ELEPHANT does not know whether to be offended at the debate coordinator’s low opinion of Tufts debaters, or relieved that he did not get his ass handed to him on a silver platter."

I'm going to have to co-opt that expression now, I love it.

[aggle-rithm]

Are you kidding? This is their job!

You'd think they would be better at it.

[JonnyFive]

You'd think they would be better at it.

Now, I never said they were good at their job. Think of the kids in Burger King that can't understand "no tomatoes".

[defaultdotxbe]

so is today still the big day or has it been delayed liek so many earth shattering videos?

[JonnyFive]

so is today still the big day or has it been delayed liek so many earth shattering videos?

What, No Potatoes? No, that doesn't come with fries. Do you want to king size that?

[CptColumbo]

How many different ways do you want me to say it? I don't want a F[Rule 8]ING APPLE PIE!

[JonnyFive]

How many different ways do you want me to say it? I don't want a F[Rule 8]ING APPLE PIE!

All right, two apple pies then. ;)

On a totally unrelated note, the Burger King near my office has this girl working there that always says "Whopper cheese" in this weird high-pitched voice when she tells the grill workers what to make for the order. It always cracks me up.

[Redtail]

Are they here yet?:boxedin:

[chipmunk stew]

Are they here yet?:boxedin:
*knock-knock!*
"Anyone there? It's the 911Blogger guys!"
"...."
"just go in"
"no, YOU go in!"
"come on we're right behind you"
"okay fine"
:aaa!
*creeeeaakkk*
JREF forum guy: "Welcome!"
911Blogger guy: "EEEEKKK!!!"
*SLAM!*

[LashL]

*knock-knock!*
"Anyone there? It's the 911Blogger guys!"
"...."
"just go in"
"no, YOU go in!"
"come on we're right behind you"
"okay fine"
:aaa!
*creeeeaakkk*
JREF forum guy: "Welcome!"
911Blogger guy: "EEEEKKK!!!"
*SLAM!*

:dl:

[JonnyFive]

Are they here yet?:boxedin:

Maybe they're invisible.

[T.A.M.]

As a Californian, we always used "ass" and it usually was in context to getting your "ass handed to you on a silver platter."

Here is an excerpt from a Cambridge blog that I found.

"...The ELEPHANT does not know whether to be offended at the debate coordinator’s low opinion of Tufts debaters, or relieved that he did not get his ass handed to him on a silver platter."

Still in line with the head analogy then, but more than likely a reference to the "John the Baptist" story.

TAM

[rwguinn]

Still in line with the head analogy then, but more than likely a reference to the "John the Baptist" story.

TAM

What it is, see, is letting the opponent know that he has been whupped.
If you hand him his head on a platter, he is likely not gong to be able to take it, through lack of connection from what passes for a brain to the nerves controlling the gripping capability.
If you hand him his rether regions on a platter, while it will be panful (and he will remain standing in the "presence", he will be able to grasp the concept, as well as the platter.
As Terry Pratchett made note, killing an enemy does not allow the gloating to take place that merely opening up a case of "whup-a!!" does.

[JimBenArm]

*knock-knock!*
"Anyone there? It's the 911Blogger guys!"
"...."
"just go in"
"no, YOU go in!"
"come on we're right behind you"
"okay fine"
:aaa!
*creeeeaakkk*
JREF forum guy: "Welcome!"
911Blogger guy: "EEEEKKK!!!"
*SLAM!*

Oh, that's too good!

[ConspiRaider]

Are they here yet? :boxedin:
Yes.

Invasion of the Twoofy Snatchers has begun. The pod people are here. Be particularly suspicious of anyone on the forum who looks like Donald Sutherland today...

[Redtail]

Yes.

Invasion of the Twoofy Snatchers has begun. The pod people are here. Be particularly suspicious of anyone on the forum who looks like Donald Sutherland today...

Gahhhhh! The M*A*S*H is on!!! The Movie!!!!!:jaw-dropp

[WildCat]

You live and learn.

But I thought you Yanks said Ass instead of Arse?
I didn't know you guys actually said "arse"! I always assumed arse was a euphemism to get around rule 8, but I learned something new.

eta: but I don't think that "ass" violates rule 8.

[WildCat]

What it is, see, is letting the opponent know that he has been whupped.
If you hand him his head on a platter, he is likely not gong to be able to take it, through lack of connection from what passes for a brain to the nerves controlling the gripping capability.
If you hand him his rether regions on a platter, while it will be panful (and he will remain standing in the "presence", he will be able to grasp the concept, as well as the platter.
As Terry Pratchett made note, killing an enemy does not allow the gloating to take place that merely opening up a case of "whup-a!!" does.
I hear that down south they have what is called an "Alabama ass whoopin". That's where you tell the guy why you're kicking his ass while doing it. A real crowd pleaser!

[JimBenArm]

OK, it's 5:30 pm Central Time, US, and no sign of them. Doggone it, the only losers we still have are 28K, UnBelievable, and our dear old Chris. We need some new ones around here, because the ones left are just pathetic. Of course, I know they are the best they have to offer, but it is fun to have new toys to play with.

Just like them. Lied to us again!

[Architect]

It's almost the 9th here in the UK, and we haven't seen sight nor sound.

Mind you, our antipodean friends don't seem to have been posting as frequently today. :eek:

[T.A.M.]

No they are here, and as we expected the summation of all their evidence has been posted right inside these brackets ().

TAM:)

[JimBenArm]

No they are here, and as we expected the summation of all their evidence has been posted right inside these brackets ().

TAM:)

Oh, there it is! By golly, now that they put it that way, I'm totally convinced! Aren't you?

[Architect]

Then maybe they were scared off by the Haka?




http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haka (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haka)

[Foolmewunz]

Maybe we should enquire as to their well being? Did they take a wrong turn and instead of taking I-95 they took State Route 951 in West Virginia? Maybe someone could post a lost and found notice?

Lost! 7 Troofers - Last seen January 1, 2007 - vicinity of mommy's house - rec room. Wearing black t-shirt, blue jeans, blank stare on face, tinfoil hat. Hair - yes. Height - average. Caucasian. Eye color - blank. Noticeable marks/scars - carpel tunnel syndrome. Anyone with information please contact JREF Forum.

:spjimlad: :spjimlad: :spjimlad:

[Architect]

You mean they're old enough to drive? What, do you, like, hand out licences at 14 over there? :confused:

[volatile]

Just wondering - has anyone see a realistic explanation for the free-fall of the towers?

[T.A.M.]

Apparently enough people to contribute to the longest thread in the history of Internet Forums...lol

TAM

[WildCat]

You mean they're old enough to drive? What, do you, like, hand out licences at 14 over there? :confused:
16 in most (all?) states.

[WildCat]

Just wondering - has anyone see a realistic explanation for the free-fall of the towers?
I saw a realistice one once...

[Horatius]

Just wondering - has anyone see a realistic explanation for the free-fall of the towers?

Mu. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mu_%28negative%29)

[maccy]

Well, it's definitely the 9th now. I've just posted this on their blog:


We're still waiting for the full on information assault.
Or have you put the date back?

[JonnyFive]

Just wondering - has anyone see a realistic explanation for the free-fall of the towers?

I don't believe in nuthin' realistice no more.

(remember, it's realistice, with an "e")

Well, it's the 9th already, and no big invasion. 28th Kingdom is posting again, which is fun I guess. Other than that, nothing.

[Coritani]

It's 9AM on the 10th here in NZ.

The cowards!

[Architect]

Clearly they assembled their arsenal of overwhelming evidence, looked at with a clear mind, and decided to stay in instead.

[JonnyFive]

Clearly they assembled their arsenal of overwhelming evidence, looked at with a clear mind, and decided to stay in instead.

It just wasn't a realistice option.

Oh, that word never gets old. :)

[ConspiRaider]

Clearly they assembled their arsenal of overwhelming evidence, looked at with a clear mind, and decided to stay in instead.
I hope you're right.

Because it might also be that their arsenal of overwhelming evidence is so extensive that they are still organizing the logistics of The Invasion.

Right now as we speak, a myriad of Storm Twoofer battalions could be massing on the entrance ramps to the information superhighway. Waiting for the go code (the recent breaking of the Twooferese Code reveals the code to be: Climb Tree Keebler!). As you exit the freeway, please avoid the wandering twoofers in the streets (identified by their thumbs firmly implanted up their butts). :eye-poppi

Squadrons of Flying Twoofers might be assembling at Failsafe rendezvous points in the sky. Those that survive the multiple midair collisions, since many of the Flying Twoofers were erroneously told that their planes would be remotely controlled by Stratwoofer Air Command. :jaw-dropp

Fleets of thermite ships carrying Surfing Twoofers might be coordinating out there in the Meditwooferian Sea, waiting for Captain Woo to lead them towards the menacing shore. That is, when all hands can be relieved from the unending task of repairing gaping holes caused by collisions and pre-igniting thermite decks and bulkheads. :covereyes

But I will twy to be bwave. :boxedin:

[JimBenArm]

I hope you're right.

Because it might also be that their arsenal of overwhelming evidence is so extensive that they are still organizing the logistics of The Invasion.

Right now as we speak, a myriad of Storm Twoofer battalions could be massing on the entrance ramps to the information superhighway. Waiting for the go code (the recent breaking of the Twooferese Code reveals the code to be: Climb Tree Keebler!). As you exit the freeway, please avoid the wandering twoofers in the streets (identified by their thumbs firmly implanted up their butts). :eye-poppi

Squadrons of Flying Twoofers might be assembling at Failsafe rendezvous points in the sky. Those that survive the multiple midair collisions, since many of the Flying Twoofers were erroneously told that their planes would be remotely controlled by Stratwoofer Air Command. :jaw-dropp

Fleets of thermite ships carrying Surfing Twoofers might be coordinating out there in the Meditwooferian Sea, waiting for Captain Woo to lead them towards the menacing shore. That is, when all hands can be relieved from the unending task of repairing gaping holes caused by collisions and pre-igniting thermite decks and bulkheads. :covereyes

But I will twy to be bwave. :boxedin:

I'm all scared now! Oh, the humanity!

[LashL]

Well, I was worried that I was going to miss out on the fun scary invasion, because I was out from 1600-2400 yesterday. I'm delighted to see that, instead, the invasion is merely behind schedule.

[JimBenArm]

Well, I was worried that I was going to miss out on the fun scary invasion, because I was out from 1600-2400 yesterday. I'm delighted to see that, instead, the invasion is merely behind schedule.
Well, you see, they were going to come. But, they had all this homework in their remedial math class. Then their logic instructor kept them after school. Then their mom wouldn't let them on the computer because it was her on-line poker night. But once their sister gets done updating her teen porn site, they'll be right over. Don't worry!

[beachnut]

Where are they? What would they say?

Was this like an Alex Jones, it is gona happen thing? They could hide in the concrete core area with Chris and I.

[T.A.M.]

This is the same group of people who are suppose to rally the general public and over throw the government. They can't even rally ten of their own most devoted to come over here and intellectually spar with others on the internet, and they expect to get the world behind them...what a farce.

TAM

[LashL]

Well, you see, they were going to come. But, they had all this homework in their remedial math class. Then their logic instructor kept them after school. Then their mom wouldn't let them on the computer because it was her on-line poker night. But once their sister gets done updating her teen porn site, they'll be right over. Don't worry!

Well, that's a relief! I can hardly wait :)

[Grimes]

Could skepticalcriticalguy be the frontline in their assault of(on) information?

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=71911&page=4

Of course I'm JAQ.

[Solus]

I posted this on their blog I wonder if they will listen to my sound advice? I doubt it.

Get a Job!
You stupid kids either need to go college, get a job or find a girlfriend! Stop it already with this 9/11 conspiracy nonsense!

[Gravy]

Could skepticalcriticalguy be the frontline in their assault of(on) information?

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=71911&page=4

Of course I'm JAQ.Welcome to the forums, Grimes. Get used to reading this chestnut, attributed (in many forms) to the Duke of Wellington: "They came at us in the same old way and we saw them off in the same old way."

[LashL]

Could skepticalcriticalguy be the frontline in their assault of(on) information?

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=71911&page=4

Of course I'm JAQ.

Why yes, I do believe you've spotted "rebel's" starboard flank reinforcement. Good eye :)

[A W Smith]

I hope you're right.

Because it might also be that their arsenal of overwhelming evidence is so extensive that they are still organizing the logistics of The Invasion.



Or it keeps falling out of their Dawsons Creek Trapper Keeper

[jhunter1163]

*sound of crickets chirping*

[~enigma~]

Damn...got my costume on and everything and these woowoos stand down. It's a conspiracy I tell ya...The joooos did it and framed the muslims.