You TOO can be a troofer - in some easy steps

[Bell]

You TOO can be a troofer - in some easy steps

1.) Sign up at JREF and in your first post claim that you are here to learn about 9/11.
2.) Turn every thread into a discussion about free fall and controlled demolition.
3.) When provided with answers by a JREF member, put that member on ignore*.

*Make sure to put Gravy on ignore first, for his anoying habit of providing facts and evidence, and after you get banned from JREF, you can claim on the LC forum that putting Gravy on ignore, was the reason you got banned.


A note about posting style: Don't use the 'quote' function whenever possible. AND WRITING YOUR ARGUMENTS IN ALL CAPS MAKES THEM MORE BELIEVABLE.

And to top it off... the Jews did it! Mention the Jews!


Happy hunting! And here's hoping you wake up a lot of people.

[defaultdotxbe]

as an alternative to 1, with your firts post claim that you are going to teach all of us about 9/1

[jhunter1163]

Or you can ask some sweeping rhetorical question, like "What did the government know about 9/11 and when did they know it?"

[Brainache]

Don't forget to invent some technical qualifications for yourself and make sure you are vague about specifics.

Insist that once something has been asserted it has been proven.

Remember that joining dots is the best way to make a big picture.

[Bell]

If all fails, resort to accusations of hypnosis, left brain-right brain differences or use of Zionist tactics.

[stateofgrace]

Becoming a twoother is easy.

The first step is to be a social misfit, somebody who inputs nothing to society, somebody who simply generates nothing and contributes nothing.
Have no life, no friends and no social interaction with your fellow human beings whatsoever.
Once the two requirements above are fore filled, step three is easy, become bitter and twisted, and start blaming others for your short falls.
Start listening to the voices inside your head, they know, they understand and they will guide you.
Although not mandatory, start taking lots of class a drugs, they help you to hear the voices clearer and start to set you on the road to paranoia.
Start talking to yourself, the voices will answer you and clarify your thoughts.
Find a hideaway, somewhere nice and dark, a basement is the preferred option, but if it unavailable your bedroom will do.
Turn off the lights and listen to the voices, this will take time, but eventually, talking to yourself will become the norm.
Avoid the authorities at all costs, make sure you do not talk to yourself while they are around, they are your enemy.
Buy a computer, this can be tricky, but if whine onto your mum and dad long enough they will buy you one.
Hook up to the internet.( It is worth pointing out that your new PC , must be set up in the dark place where the voices are the clearest)
Google words like “conspiracy”, “conspiracy forum”, “inside job” etc.
Bookmark all your results.
Read everything you can on these bookmarked sites, and join forums.
Start posting your thoughts and soon others who have been through the same process will reply. They will reinforce the voices and tell you that you are not crazy.
Once your thoughts are accepted, you can make stuff up, it does not matter whether it is true, you have new friends and the voices are guiding you.
Forget your education; forget logic and common sense, for you is now an expert in civil and structural engineering. You are an expert in avionics, planes and how NORAD operates.
Your expertise is now extended to explosives, controlled demolitions and even to the composition of steel and how it reacts to heat.
Finally you have made it, you are a fully fledged twoother, and you can say what you like, irrespective of how offensive it is.
Keep listening to the voices, keep listening to your friends and ignore facts, logic, common sense and your own education for you abandoned all this years ago.

[ConspiRaider]

Never forget to muse, in a condescending tone, that NON-twoofers are not necessarily shills or bad or nuthin like that: It's just that their decency prevents them from even considering that Their Government could ever plot against them and kill their own citizens.

[The Doc]

Haha nice one bell!

We shouldn't forget to "Claim you are just asking questions - But don't forget to accuse people at the same time".

[jaydeehess]

Forget your education; forget logic and common sense, for you is now an expert in civil and structural engineering. ................

..............Keep listening to the voices, keep listening to your friends and ignore facts, logic, common sense and your own education for you abandoned all this years ago.


As an addendum:Claim that 'common sense' trumps science, engineering analysis and evidence anyway.

[Horatius]

as an alternative to 1, with your firts post claim that you are going to teach all of us about 9/1

And when they ask you if you meant "9/11", accuse them of attacking you unfairly.

[Perforatu]

Never forget to muse, in a condescending tone, that NON-twoofers are not necessarily shills or bad or nuthin like that: It's just that their decency prevents them from even considering that Their Government could ever plot against them and kill their own citizens.
When doing so, conveniently overlook the fact that non-twoofers aren't necessarily US citizens. If this is pointed out to you, smugly question the English comprehension skills of the non-twoofer instead. Everyone knows that only US citizens can be native English speakers.

[Perforatu]

More tips:

Try presenting your arguments all at once, in a huge "wall of text" post. Quantity obviously equals veracity. Insist that the post is addressed in its entirety, or your point stands. This technique works especially well if you refuse to use the quote function (see Bell's post above) and simultaneously insert selective quotes from diverse sources into your post.

If a thread goes badly for you, consider abandoning it. Remember the old twoofer credo: if you ever admit you were wrong about anything, that will automatically invalidate all your other points. Don't worry if you choose to abandon the thread, though - as long as you didn't admit defeat, you can simply trot out the same arguments in a different thread later on.

[uk_dave]

Becoming a twoother is easy.
The first step is to be a social misfit, somebody who inputs nothing to society, somebody who simply generates nothing and contributes nothing.
Have no life, no friends and no social interaction with your fellow human beings whatsoever.
Once the two requirements above are fore filled, step three is easy, become bitter and twisted, and start blaming others for your short falls.
Start listening to the voices inside your head, they know, they understand and they will guide you.
Although not mandatory, start taking lots of class a drugs, they help you to hear the voices clearer and start to set you on the road to paranoia.
Start talking to yourself, the voices will answer you and clarify your thoughts.
Find a hideaway, somewhere nice and dark, a basement is the preferred option, but if it unavailable your bedroom will do.
Turn off the lights and listen to the voices, this will take time, but eventually, talking to yourself will become the norm.
Avoid the authorities at all costs, make sure you do not talk to yourself while they are around, they are your enemy.
Buy a computer, this can be tricky, but if whine onto your mum and dad long enough they will buy you one.
Hook up to the internet.( It is worth pointing out that your new PC , must be set up in the dark place where the voices are the clearest)
Google words like “conspiracy”, “conspiracy forum”, “inside job” etc.
Bookmark all your results.
Read everything you can on these bookmarked sites, and join forums.
Start posting your thoughts and soon others who have been through the same process will reply. They will reinforce the voices and tell you that you are not crazy.
Once your thoughts are accepted, you can make stuff up, it does not matter whether it is true, you have new friends and the voices are guiding you.
Forget your education; forget logic and common sense, for you is now an expert in civil and structural engineering. You are an expert in avionics, planes and how NORAD operates.
Your expertise is now extended to explosives, controlled demolitions and even to the composition of steel and how it reacts to heat.
Finally you have made it, you are a fully fledged twoother, and you can say what you like, irrespective of how offensive it is.
Keep listening to the voices, keep listening to your friends and ignore facts, logic, common sense and your own education for you abandoned all this years ago.

And....


Whine constantly about the US govt taking away your rights and enacting draconian laws, and then inform anyone you disagree with that 'internet stalking' is now a federal offense and that you'll tell the fbi if they don't go away.

[fuelair]

Avoid education - especially higher education.
Point out that all the educated specialists who don't agree with you (that would be 99+% )are sheeple, dupes of whatever your paranoid fantasy thinks is running the show or otherwise paid off to lie.
Get used to dating your hand. Oh, nevermind, you already have that one down pat.

[beachnut]

You must claim an IQ of 150 or greater!

You must claim your facts will change something, if not the world.

You must ignore the work of others; and not have the ability to recognize they emailed the expert who wasted his time to reply and the person whose work at finding a fact you in that email is now wasted effort in the bit bucket of life; you must be disrespectful and obey this step.

You must see above posts!

[NickUK]

Common Sense (TM) is your saviour!

[NickUK]

Common Sense (TM) is your saviour!

(apart from when it's applied to the practicalities of planning a ridiculously complicated and convuluted plot involving thousands of people none of whom will ever mention it again)

[PerryLogan]

Before you begin: check to see if you're a white male of below-average intelligence, preferably someone who paid no attention in school. If you are, you may go on to become a Troofer. If not, you'll have to find some other way to make a fool of yourself.

[JimBenArm]

Perry:
You're Cat Woman?

Hoo Baby!

[LashL]

bump

[PerryLogan]

Emphasize that the news is controlled, then turn around and quote a bunch of news stories to back up your point. That way, everyone will know what an idiot you are.

Call everyone and his brother a "government shill" without a shred of proof. This adds to your credibility.