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Upchurch
8th January 2007, 07:46 AM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,242342,00.html


Enter your jokes here.

hgc
8th January 2007, 07:49 AM
Message to NJ: Keep your skink to yourselves. No privacy fence I know of can keep back the odor.

I'm down on Wall St, so I haven't caught a whiff yet.

Katana
8th January 2007, 07:51 AM
Beat you to it: http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=72040

:p

coalesce
8th January 2007, 07:53 AM
New Jersey smells? THAT'S news?

Michael

Upchurch
8th January 2007, 07:53 AM
Beat you to it: http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=72040

:p
Yes, but this is the joke thread version. ;)

Katana
8th January 2007, 07:58 AM
Yes, but this is the joke thread version. ;)

:D

Should have figured that when I noticed the link directed us to Fox News.

Upchurch
8th January 2007, 08:07 AM
:D

Should have figured that when I noticed the link directed us to Fox News.

Oh, if I had just waited a bit longer, I could have reported that Fox News reports that Fox News Headquarters stinks! This is pure gold for the next Daily Show episode.

coalesce
8th January 2007, 08:13 AM
OK, if this is the joke thread, then...

My girlfriend asked me to kiss her where it smells. So I drove her to New Jersey.

Michael

P.S.

I didn't say it was a GOOD joke.

Charlie Monoxide
8th January 2007, 09:47 AM
I've watched many episodes of "The Sopranos" and not once noticed any unusual odors .....

Charlie (badda bing) Monoxide

shemp
8th January 2007, 09:54 AM
Relax everybody. It's just the Jets and Giants returning to town.

marksman
8th January 2007, 09:56 AM
My bad! The wife insisted we go to this new pizza place....

boooeee
8th January 2007, 09:58 AM
Shemp wins.