Yankee go home!

[Abdul Alhazred]

:p

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/140045a3026c346e9.jpg

[schplurg]

But I thought the space aliens created humans! Why wouldn't they want us?

It would be kinda funny if, after finally sending manned missions to Mars, we discovered that humans had already destroyed and abandoned the planet for Earth 1000's of years ago.

Great, NOW where do we go?!

[WildCat]

That picture is obviously faked. If you look closely at the shadows, they don't run parallel to each other.

[Pardalis]

There's something missing, a Bush/Hitler sign.

[firecoins]

We are freeing Mars from a dictator? But Martians weren't responsible for 9/11! There are no WMDs their either or that we didn't sell to them first.

[steverino]

Mars Attacks:

Martians: "We will not harm you."

They shake hands and embrace. Nicholson trusts the Martian.
Then the Martian impales him. Pelosi Nicholson dies.