Woo of the Week

[fishbait]

Slim Spurling (http://www.4dshift.com/products/slim.htm)

The "Lost Cubit" ring is derived from the sum of the polar and equatorial circumferences of the Earth, in inches, divided into the speed of light. It therefore relates to Earth natural harmonics in a special way.

Does Gene Ray (http://www.timecube.com/)know about this blasphemy?:jaw-dropp

[grayman]

I got as far as "Slim explains his tools" and decided I didn't need to see Slim's tool. :eye-poppi

[Goshawk]

Evidently the "Interview with Peter Jackson" is not the Peter Jackson, but it remains unclear just exactly which Peter Jackson it is.

Or why we should care...

[This Guy]

"Using positive, right spin energy, the Light Life ring enhances vital life force with the result that toxins are released, foods are stored/preserved for longer periods. Also a higher vibration is brought to food, water, the physical body and immediate environment. Energetically the Ring creates a positive light field from the center plane which extends in both directions from the ring. The cubit is 20.6 inches in circumference. "

Sounds like the best thing since sliced bread!

Let's see, 10 fingers...Guess I'll get 10 of em!

Hell, I'll be a bloody SUPERMAN!!!:k:


(I love that image! :)

[logical muse]

I thought it was bunk till I read the technical information (http://www.4dshift.com/products/slimtechnical.htm):

Every body is surrounded by its own proper atmosphere of this fluid [aether] which grows more dense as it recedes from the surface. This is analagous to the atmosphere of excited electricity which determines bodies once got within the sphere of its attraction to the surface of the electric body. It is to be observed that bodies thus in contact with the excited body, remain, some longer, some shorter time in contact with that body, until they have got an atmosphere of their own: then they are propelled till meeting with some other matter, they discharge their atmosphere, and are attracted and repelled as before.

Boy, do I feel stupid.

[fishbait]

I got as far as "Slim explains his tools" and decided I didn't need to see Slim's tool. :eye-poppiWell, you missed the most exciting part: I put it on my own head and could also feel the expansion . Thank You." :eek:

[Yawn]

"The Large Coil provides a significantly more dense tensor field with the same harmonic reciprocal nodes of light speed as found in the ring. The harmonic frequencies appear to correlate with and address the various modal frequencies of the sacred geometric structure of the biofields of living organisms: The action of the coil then would appear to re tune or re-align the geometric harmonics."

:boggled:

I can't deny it, it's a rivetting read.

[Yawn]

Mind you, I only say that after coming across this gem:

http://www3.sympatico.ca/leighnot/Tan_Book.htm

[NorwegianSquirrel]

I wonder how much work is spent on making these incredible stupid items and not to mention all the bs like in the link posted by Yawn. What if we used all the time and energy spent on this stupidity for good? We could probably end world hunger and poverty in no time :rolleyes:

[joesixpack]

On their FAQ page, I found this gem:

"Use the tools in your car for safety and efficiency. Place a large ring between the radiator and the grill in the front of your car. Hang a small ring from the inside rear view mirror. Place a medium size ring around the shifter. You can put a large one in the trunk, because the gas tank is under the trunk. Another thing you can do is to put a small ring around the gas nozzle when you fill up your car, you may get more mileage "

These rings should pay for themselves in no time!

And more good news:

"Can the harmonizer be used to broadcast negative thoughts or frequencies?

To date there are no reports of the harmonizers being capable of broadcasting negative frequencies or thoughts. The nature of the geometries in the harmonizer are such that they support a positive, ordered flow of energy. "

Whew, at least I'll sleep better knowing that the power of the Lost Cubit can only be used for good.

[This Guy]

Whoda thought so much BS would fit on one web site?

Question is, how many have they sold? And I want names/addresses/phone numbers!

I'm gonna retire one month after I get my list! ;)