If you bonk and drive you are a bloody idiot.

[crocodile deathroll]

I recall the old catch phrase for the ant-drink driving campaigne back here in Victoria Australia "If you drink and drive you are a bloody idiot"

Well all drunk drivers of that world have just been upstaged: First that breast feeding idiot at the wheel, and she in turn was upstaged by this F***ing Mega-idiot (http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml;jsessionid=JCCEYWG1U1330CRBAELCF EY?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=3025858)

[Number Six]

I read recently about a man and woman having sex while driving in Illinois and the guy slammed head on into a semi and the woman was killed. This was in an weekly e-mail newsletter from the guy that runs thisistrue.com (the same site that sells the Get Out Of Hell Free cards) and it has a big disclaimer about what circumstances you can pass the info along, etc, so I'm gonna be careful and not repost the actual text so you'll just have to take my word on it.

The weekly e-mail is free and it is pretty entertaining and part of the point is that this stuff really is true (or so he says...that's part of the schtick, reporting really strange but really true stuff). He has a weekly e-mail that you can pay for that has even more stuff but for now I just get the free one. This guy used to have a couple page spread of these in each SKEPTIC magazine although I'm not sure if he still does.