diagnosing god

[jimmygun]

I'm sure there are students of psychiatry among the members here that could give a thumb nail sketch of 'God' using the bible as reference. If you didn't know it was god who was being described, how would you peg him?

[arcticpenguin]

Delusions of existence.

[Yahweh]

I'm sure when someone says "I believe in angels" to the psychiatrist, they wont think twice about it. But when the word "pixies" is used in place of "angels", it becomes a whole new matter of how many milligrams of anti-psychotics to feed to the patient every 4 hours of so.

[triadboy]

Originally posted by jimmygun
I'm sure there are students of psychiatry among the members here that could give a thumb nail sketch of 'God' using the bible as reference. If you didn't know it was god who was being described, how would you peg him?

- Jealous of life

- Paranoid

- Bias

- Underachiever

- Likes Barbeque

- Needs to try decaf

- Insane

- Naive

- Liar

[Yahweh]

Originally posted by jimmygun
I'm sure there are students of psychiatry among the members here that could give a thumb nail sketch of 'God' using the bible as reference. If you didn't know it was god who was being described, how would you peg him?
I'm sure everyone has heard of God... how can you miss him. If someone uses biblical references I might be able to point him out of a list of names.

"Sir, who is very old, omnipotent, holds all the knowledge in the universe, and sends you to hell if you was a bad boy."

"Oh I dont know... ummmm... Thomas Edison."

"Nope, Sorry. You lose."

[Dancing David]

Wow what DSM diagnosis to ascripe to god,

Narcassistic with Borderline features?

[Darwin]

Manic-depressive.

This is what one professor,I think,actually thought.

[Upchurch]

"You are having delusions of grandeur again."
"Well, if you're gonna have delusions, you may as well go for the really satisfying ones."
-- Ivanova and Marcus in Babylon 5:"The Summoning"

[rwald]

Clearly, he has bipolar disorder. The Onion says so, so it must be true.

God Diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder (http://www.theonion.com/onion3716/god_diagnosed_bipolar.html)