an open petition to make bad things stop

[Frostbite]

Sign it! (http://www.petitiononline.com/stopgod/)

[arcticpenguin]

Is there one for the Tooth Fairy as well?

"Dear Tooth Fairy, please stop making my teeth fall out."

[zakur]

Love the responses (http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?stopgod&1). :D

[Frostbite]

They're absolutely grandiose. I signed under Bob Haché (my hero).