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DRBUZZ0
3rd February 2007, 04:37 PM
Someone else here claims that they are a psycic. Well I truly can see the future and I am willing to go on the record. I am going to put my predictions down right here and you can all watch as they come true in the future!




So shall the market rise
And to will it fall
But over time growth will the trend be
And he with a diversified portfolio will do okay


After the rain and storm
Shall the flood come
And water wash over
In the city by the river


A war will rage
Like those of today
But with more advanced weaponry
And people shall die

An aircraft will fall
And crash into the land
And it will be said to be pilot error
Or perhaps mechanical failure


The election will be held
And a winner will emerge
But those who supported the other
Will be kinda upset about it


When the oil is much valued
Of Hybrids they shall talk
But if surplus flows on cheap
The SUV will rise again

From January Past May
The days shall grow long
Except in the Southern Hemesphere
Where shorter they become





These bills which pass today
For roads or programs
They shall set aside funds
But some will go way over budget


A great tragedy will occur
People will look to past seers
And find it prophesized
Because people are stupid

kmortis
3rd February 2007, 04:44 PM
Well, with all this confession going on, I'd like to finally come clean and announce my total devotion to astrology.

I mean, every important event in my life happened within 14 days of a full moon. If that's not enough proof, then what is?

BTW, good werk on the quatrains, Buzz.