The Worlds Dumbest Conspirators

[Oliver]

One of my main thoughts about the "most farfetched" conspiracy
theories is that they imply that the Government/NWO/Perpetrators
are dumb like bricks.

This thread is meant to show how dumb they must have been if
they planned and executed the 9/11 attacks.


Some examples:


Even that they had the resources and a pretty good handbook
(Northwoods), they decided to crash no planes into the Pentagon
and none into Shanksville and risked to get caught while staging
both scenes.
They must have planned 9/11 a long time ago because the
german and spanish cells were under international and US-
observation years before the attacks. Notwithstanding they
published PNAC and Northwoods just to risk their secret plan.
And of course they missed their goal to incade Iraq and so
they had to fake the WMD-Evidence and got caught.
Instead blowing up Building 7 within the dustclouds of the fallen
Towers, they waited some hours and blew WTC7 in front of the
whole NY citizens up - of course in a way that looks similar to a
controlled demolition.
Instead crashing a plane in Shanksville and make some cool
CGI animations for the involved mainstream media, they decided
to make a crappy, faked Photo that looks nothing like a plume
from a planecrash. But they had to take this photo because the
perpetrator in charge thought it looks funny.
To annoy the conspiracy theorists all over the World, they
photoshopped evil Faces, Numbers and Kyle into the smoke
from the burning Towers.
They also forgot to make the collapses much slower - so it
wouldn't break any physical laws. I guess their paid experts
must have been on vacation.
They forgot to fake a confession video from their Pal Osama
and so Osama made his first Video after the attacks on his
own and said: "It wasn't me". (Note that the evil MSMedia
aired this Video nevertheless.)
Of course they forgot who to blame and instead blaming
Saddam in the first place, they chose Osama but they forgot
to fake enough evidence to blame him in their FBI-List.
What are your examples ? ...

[Brainache]

George Bush the evil mastermind had no plan to leap into action like the true hero he is. Instead he sat like a stunned mullet while children read to him about a goat.

[PerryLogan]

The planners foolishly used Bush family friends to bring off the job. They even forgot to fly them out of the country before the caper. Silly globalists!

The government forgot to tell their underlings not to warn them about the attacks they were themselves planning.

They deliberately put weird smoking guns in their cover story--like they were trying to leave clues. Fortunately, everyone in the whole world bought it except a few crazy white guys.

A bunch of international bankers financed a plan to shut down Wall Street. Bankers just can't plan ahead. What were they thinking?

The whole world is fooled, but Silverstein blurts the truth out on a PBS documentary. You'd think they could have had his confession pulled--I mean cut--from the program. But they were just too dumb.

I'll bet the globalists regret having let Alex Jones spill the beans on their whole operation for a whole decade. I'm sure they wanted to neutralize him in some way, but Alex was too clever for them. And now even Charlie Sheen and David Lynch have figured it out. Doh!

The cost of paying off the world's structural engineers, architects, and demolitions experts--along with thousands of other people--is starting to add up. Some of them keep threatening to go onto Oprah and tell all, so the costs keep mounting. The trillions they stole from the Pentagon will not last forever.

Shouldn'ta released Northwoods. Shouldn'ta put the whole plan on the web with the PNAC document.

[Firestone]

They framed 19 nice guys, but forgot to kill 7 of them. They wanted to film the WTC-attacks, so they asked 5 boys without valid visas to do it, standing on a van in full sight of everyone. And dancing while they film, of course ... They planted a FDR in the Pentagon that shows that Flight 77 didn't crash there. :boggled: They gave away the plan by buying some put-options, but didn't care to collect the money afterwards. When they finally faked a confession video by Osama, they were not able to find an actor with the right nose.
And so on, and so on, and so on ...

[uk_dave]

They forgot about Christophera and his amazing memory
ETA: If only we could too

[Oliver]

They are the richest men in the world but placed put options nevertheless.

[Oliver]

They hired the most ridiculous Disinfo-Agents Fetzer and Woods.

[Gbob]

Dumb?

Obviously not. At the last NWO meeting we all gave ourselves a big pat on the back. Look at what we were able to acomplish;

Use of invisible [jets/missles/death beams/flying saucer] in broad daylight without a single person, or a thousand video cameras able to see them.

Ability to sneak in a demolition team into 3 of the busiest buildings in the world without anyone seeing either the teams or the thousands of explosives required for demolition.

Ability to change the laws of physics in a geographic area.

Crafted a plan so devious, that even today our foes do not know what our end game is. I mean, for years they've been saying it's so we can build concentration camps and create a dictatorship...despite not a single concentration camp being built 5 years after the event and numerous democratic elections. It's like they don't even know that our real secret plan is to......ooops. Almost gave it away.

Cutting edge technology in the form of robotic controlled holographic missles that look just like airplanes.

The list goes no. No, here at NWO Industries we're happy with our past results.

[Oliver]

They placed the most suspicious agencies in World
Trade 7 and weren't able to eliminate the Enron files
and other suspicious content within some hours.

Therefore they made the evil plan to spend one or more
weeks to prepare, rip walls open and rig the building to
blow it up instead.

[PerryLogan]

Forgot to place wreckage around the Pentagon.
Produced fictional TV shows giving the plan away ahead of time.
Forgot to do their research on the "steel frame building being brought down by fire" thing.
Used known CIA assets to bring off the job.
Trained pilots in the U.S., using their real names.
Forgot to tell Osama bin Laden to confess right away. Details, details...
Staged incredible, simultaneous drills (in case anyone missed all the other clues).
Forgot to whitewash collapse of WTC7 in their 9/11 whitewash report.
Forgot to stage more attacks in the U.S., as confidently predicted by Truthers all over the world.
At the peak of their success, have more or less closed down PNAC.
Set up FEMA to take over the U.S, then had Congress vote FEMA out of existence.

[Mancman]

The NWO concocted a plan designed to capture the attention of the entire world's media(much of which is controlled by the NWO anyway), which would capture and replay the horrific images from dozens of angles, close up and in slow motion, over and over again, to scare and control the US public.

Despite this, obviously modified military/cargo planes with no windows and extra pod attachments which fire missiles 0.01 seconds before impact were used in the attack.
And the conspirators planted explosives that would cause huge 'squibs' to jet out of the collapsing buildings, these are highly visible on the constantly replayed, NWO controlled media footage, exposing the entire operation.

[Oliver]

They planned to shot down Flight93 to safe the White House and
to be the heroes of the day but after shooting it down the plane
disappeared. So they had to place wreckage and dig holes instead.

Or:

They shot the Plane down and it really crashed there but they
quickly removed most of the big debris and made the hole look
unrealistic to confuse all the internet masterresearcher.

Here`s a good source to show how dumb they were:
http://killtown.911review.org/911smokingguns.html

[PerryLogan]

They hire thousands of agents, but tell them to pose as skeptics, as opposed to Truthers. The shills all hang out at the JREF forum, to make them even easier to spot.

[Oliver]

Killtowns smoking guns Nr. 125:
9/11 - Flight 93 reportedly lands at a Cleveland airport, adjacent to NASA Glenn
Research Ctr, due to a bomb scare after a man over Flight 93's intercom says a
bomb is on board and the plane will be 'returning to the airport' at about the time
it is flying over Cleveland. (WCPO-TV, Pitt Post-Gazette)They secretly landed Flight 93 in Cleveland but forgot to inform
the Airport staff and Media about the secret status of the mission.

[Oliver]

They planted too small non-757 engines at Shanksville and the Pentagon and
forgot that photographer may take pictures and publish the planted evidence.

[eeyore1954]

They also forgot to make the collapses much slower - so it
wouldn't break any physical laws. I guess their paid experts
must have been on vacation.

They didn't forget they purposely made it collapse too fast. They also added a lot of unnneccesary explosives so they could pulverize all the concrete. Don't know why they did this probably to make the collapse all the more impossible to prove they can get away with anything and the sheeple will believe.
Of course it is also highly likely that the poured concrete had explosives in it at the time of construction and the pulverization is just an unintended byproduct of it.

[PerryLogan]

Left thousands of clues that fool smart people, but are glaringly obvious to angry white guys with IQ's in the mid-80's. Or does this prove they were clever?

[Stellafane]

They have all this fantastic secret technology decades ahead of any other country, but instead of simply taking over the world with it (which, if this stuff really existed, they could easily do in the course of an afternoon), they use it to blast their own citizens as part of a mindlessly stupid and risky conspiracy designed to drum up hometown support so they can launch a long, drawn out war that uses conventional technology.

I feel stupider just for having written that down. Good God almighty, these people really believe this...stupidity beyond comprehension.

[WilliamSeger]

They swapped in a different plane for Flight 93, then shot it down, then faked a crater.

(ETA: Oops, someone already got that one, so):

They assigned two different people to plant the Flight 93 engines without telling them to coordinate, so one guy decided to put it just few feet under the dirt in the crater and the other guy put his in the pond a 1/4 mile away.

After faking the Flight 77 FDR heading data to make it appear that the plane really did fly over the light poles, they didn't notice that the animation got it "right" by putting the plane north of the Citgo. Then, the guy who was supposed to fake the altitude data misread the topology maps and thought the poles were 480 feet above sea level instead of 48 feet and nobody noticed.

They planted operatives all over the Washing Blvd bridge but didn't notice that those three guys at the Citgo had a "perfect view" of what really happened.

They faked 83 videos and photos of Flight 175 hitting 2WTC but forgot to fake even one good one of 77 hitting the Pentagon. Apparently the guy who was supposed to fake the security camera video there didn't even know what a 757 should look like.

[JamesB]

Forgot to place wreckage around the Pentagon.
Produced fictional TV shows giving the plan away ahead of time.
Forgot to do their research on the "steel frame building being brought down by fire" thing.
Used known CIA assets to bring off the job.
Trained pilots in the U.S., using their real names.
Forgot to tell Osama bin Laden to confess right away. Details, details...
Staged incredible, simultaneous drills (in case anyone missed all the other clues).
Forgot to whitewash collapse of WTC7 in their 9/11 whitewash report.
Forgot to stage more attacks in the U.S., as confidently predicted by Truthers all over the world.
At the peak of their success, have more or less closed down PNAC.
Set up FEMA to take over the U.S, then had Congress vote FEMA out of existence.

Which reminds me, when is Bush going to declare martial law (or as truthers usually put it "marshall law") and turn over control of the country to the UN? He has less than 2 years left, he had better get to work.

[Firestone]

Which reminds me, when is Bush going to declare martial law (or as truthers usually put it "marshall law") and turn over control of the country to the UN? He has less than 2 years left, he had better get to work."Marshall law" will be declared the moment the FEMA death camps are ready, but please don't repeat this ...

[ConspiRaider]

They wanted to invade Iraq, Iraq, Iraq. Gotta get in there, topple the Saddam, get the oil, the building contracts, get the money flowing, get filthy white rich, wipe their butts with gold-leaf toilet tissue. Gotta find some way to justify invading Iraq, Iraq, Iraq. Gotta make up 19 fictitious hijackers from the Middle East to "attack" the USA, let's see for country-of-origin we'll go with 15 Saudis, 2 from UAE, 1 Egyptian, 1 from Lebanon...

DOH! Even the copy boy, making Xeroxes of The Evil Plan for The Pig Corporatists, didn't notice that none of the fictitious "hijackers" were Iraqi...

[MG1962]

Well I am not so sure the NWO should be patting themselves on the back. I just saw the invoicing for the developement of collapse on command spring loaded street lights we had to put out front of the Pentagon

Man that blew the coffee budget for the month.

[uk_dave]

I'm pleased that you actually believe that that was the coffee budget.

:D

[LashL]

Someone messed up and forgot to do the MiB flashy thing with those Citgo witnesses, too.

Fess up - which one of you was supposed to take care of that?

[MG1962]

I'm pleased that you actually believe that that was the coffee budget.


Hey running Brazil for a month aint cheap ya know ;)

[TellyKNeasuss]

Dumb?

Obviously not. At the last NWO meeting we all gave ourselves a big pat on the back. Look at what we were able to acomplish;

Use of invisible [jets/missles/death beams/flying saucer] in broad daylight without a single person, or a thousand video cameras able to see them.

Ability to sneak in a demolition team into 3 of the busiest buildings in the world without anyone seeing either the teams or the thousands of explosives required for demolition.

Ability to change the laws of physics in a geographic area.

Crafted a plan so devious, that even today our foes do not know what our end game is. I mean, for years they've been saying it's so we can build concentration camps and create a dictatorship...despite not a single concentration camp being built 5 years after the event and numerous democratic elections. It's like they don't even know that our real secret plan is to......ooops. Almost gave it away.

Cutting edge technology in the form of robotic controlled holographic missles that look just like airplanes.

The list goes no. No, here at NWO Industries we're happy with our past results.

Working in the NWO Persons Dept., I'm incredibly proud of how we were able to create a secret new life for someone as well-known and recognizable as Barbara Olsen.

[uruk]

"Marshall law" will be declared the moment the FEMA death camps are ready, but please don't repeat this ...

The death camps are not ready yet because we're having trouble with the C4 coating on the 3' rebar.

[firecoins]

Fortunately, everyone in the whole world bought it except a few crazy white guys.

No. Half the Arab world believes the Jews were behind it.