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rwguinn
7th July 2003, 09:04 PM
Roswell, New Mexico, USA is the home of "the Incident" of 1947. Most of us figure the thing was some test from White Sands missile Range, a mere 150 miles as the crow flies and the prevailing winds blow, but the handling of the situation by the various Government agencies has been comical, and much needed laughs.
Anyway, there is a UFO Festival every July, with parades, costume contests, "experts", and so on. On the 4th, we have fireworks. Coming out of the firewoks display, I found a sheet on my windshield (as did everyone else there):


"2K3 Ingathering
Have you found your place in the bigger universal picture
Welcome to the "City of Light"
A place of spiritual information, education, emotional and physical support
This weekend is full of supernatural, sensational, inner healing, starships, extraterrestial, psycic and channeling, etc, etc/What's wrong with that?
Unholy spirits, sources that are driven to attain your attention with the goal of eternal destruction"


It goes on to say "It all comes from the same evil source whose secret purpose is to destroy you. Is the Holy Spirit your guide, or are you being guided by dark spirits disguised as light?"

It then puts out a call to know the "source of truth"--across the street from the festival.

I had to respond, so I wrote the Roswell Daily Record (please keep in mind that freedom of the press in Roswell is limited to 300 words/person/month, and/or 3 minutes at a school board or City Council meeting) :

"Imagine my surprise when, at the 4th of July Fireworks show, I discovered a yellow piece of paper which informed me that my B.S.M.E. degree from New Mexico State University was NOT "Bachelor of Science in Mechanical Engineering", but "Beelzebub Sorcerer, Magnus Extraordinaire".
I know for a fact that alien spacecraft have visited planets in our Solar System. Some of them have landed and taken samples. This is a FACT. How do I know?
My first job out of college was a test to verify the operation of the Viking Mars Lander shroud. I was also a member of teams which launched numerous spacecraft to Mars, Venus, and the moons of Jupiter, as well as Clementine, which mapped the moon and was to chase down an asteroid. I was a minor team member on Voyager, which left the Solar system we all know and love, heading into interstellar space.
We did it with Physics, chemistry, and engineering. The only mental power we used was the God-given talent, inquisitiveness, desire, and knowledge we all possess. No appeals to Satan or Black Magic (or White Magic, for that matter) were made. As Sir Arthur C. Clarke stated "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic". While UFO-oligy is rife with pseudo-science and misconceptions, there is no reason to doubt that if we can do these things, other life-forms can too. The universe is a very big place, and there is room for a lot to happen.
Robert Heinlein once said "The meek shall inherit the earth. The rest of us are going to the STARS!". I fully agree."

:rolleyes: :wink8:
Does this mean that I am going to the bad place now??

RW

Yahweh
8th July 2003, 12:25 AM
Any religious group that has to resort to sticking flyers on people's cars to recruit them into faith... that doesn't ring any bells as to how wholesome they must be. It sounds cultist and either a very naive marketing ploy, or an overly desperate last ditch effort to 'round up the weak.

The least they could have done to help recruit new members is tape a small candy to the papers... if you're not motivated by fear you're bound to give in to this scrumptious delicious lolipop.

Odds are, anyone who shows up at the ingathering are probably going to have to pay some kind of entrance fee... because everyone know's, if you want to get into Heaven, you must first pay US$20... hey it's not that much. Its like disneyland for eternity. And if you don't pay, then you dont have Jesus Christ in your heart and you have weak faith and THEN YOU GO TO HELL! TO BURN! FOR ETERNITY! BLAHHHHH!

Whoever sent out those flyers takes their D&D a little too seriously.

Oh yes, very nice letter.

Yahweh
8th July 2003, 01:22 AM
A UFO!

rwguinn
8th July 2003, 09:35 AM
Originally posted by Yahweh

... because everyone know's, if you want to get into Heaven, you must first pay US$20... hey it's not that much. Its like disneyland for eternity. And if you don't pay, then you dont have Jesus Christ in your heart and you have weak faith and THEN YOU GO TO HELL! TO BURN! FOR ETERNITY! BLAHHHHH!

Whoever sent out those flyers takes their D&D a little too seriously.

Oh yes, very nice letter.

Hey-I gave $30 back when it was worth a lot more! Is that the equivalent of a 'get out of Jail" card?

We try to have a little fun with the UFO thing here-- Our major stumbling block has always been a couple of the more vocal churches in town. They will do almost anything to prevent the festival from happening. Seems it is blasphemy to speculate that life may have come about elsewhere than this particular planet-- although there are a number who don't believe in other planets, either....
One of the "Planet X" -ers was here also, touting his book. Seems like the whole point of life everywhere is Sex!:D

Oh, it is fun!

arcticpenguin
8th July 2003, 09:38 AM
Originally posted by rwguinn


Hey-I gave $30 back when it was worth a lot more! Is that the equivalent of a 'get out of Jail" card?

A "get out of jail free" card is not appropriate. What you need is a get out of hell free card (http://www.thisistrue.com/goohf.html)