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arcticpenguin
8th July 2003, 06:51 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Northeast/07/07/offbeat.noisy.kids.ap/index.html

"Thank God for noisy kids," said George Drees, assistant chief of the Susquehanna Township Fire Department.
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Patsy Harvey, of Muncie, Indiana, climbed into the back seat to quiet the children as her husband Selby drove through Harrisburg on Saturday. Minutes later, police said, a falling log crashed through the passenger-side windshield.
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A tractor-trailer had overturned on a highway ramp above the interstate, sending about a dozen logs raining down on the highway, Drees said. The logs weighed about 1,000 pounds each, authorities said. No other cars were hit.

Bolding added for emphasis.

Upchurch
8th July 2003, 07:05 AM
This only goes to prove what I've been saying all along. Act out, kids! It just might save your life or the life of someone you know...

And knowing is half the battle...

Skeptical Greg
8th July 2003, 08:30 AM
Why does it seem God really has it out for Insurance companies?

They must really be evil...

Instead of just keeping the logs on the truck, he makes the kids misbehave.....:rolleyes:

whitefork
8th July 2003, 08:36 AM
Originally posted by Diogenes
Why does it seem God really has it out for Insurance companies?You know what they say about "acts of god". Can't insure against them generally can you?

c4ts
8th July 2003, 04:04 PM
If she had been DRIVING instead of yelling at her kids she probably could have avoided hitting those logs. Notice how no one else got hit by them.