Favourite Movie Quotes

[Temporal Renegade]

Since we've been talking about most-and-least favourite movies, how about quotes? You know, the catchphrases that stick in your heads long after the movie's over? What are your favourites?

[Brown]

"Hoo-Hah!" ("Scent of a Woman.")

"That was my steak, Valance." ("The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance.")

"Whoa, take 'er easy there, Pilgrim!" (same)

"Oh, we got both kinds; we got Country and Western." ("The Blues Brothers")

[SteveW]

"Rosebud" - Citizen Kane

"Round up the usual suspects" - Casablanca

"What we have here is failure to communicate" - Cool Hand Luke

"What? Do they speak English in What?" - Pulp Fiction

[Zep]

From my favourite movie of all time..."Lawrence of Arabia":

"I...am a river to my people!"
"Is this another one of your tricks, English?"
"Is he your tongue?"

(which only shows how weird I am...)

"A hospital! What is it?" "A big building with sick people in it, but that's not important right now..." ("Flying High/Airplane!")

Zep

[Temporal Renegade]

Two of mine are:

"God kills indiscriminately...and, so shall we!"
(Interview with the Vampire)

"Excuse me while I whip this out!"
Blazing Saddles

[arcticpenguin]

"No matter where you go...
There you are."

The adventures of Buckaroo Banzai across the 8th dimension

[jayrev]

From Unforgiven:

Bill Munny: Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess he had it comin'.
Bill Munny: We all got it comin', kid.

[LuxFerum]

Gisaku: Find hungry samurai

Kambei Shimada: The farmers have won. We have lost

Gorobei Katayama: You're Good.
Heihachi Hayashida: Yeah, yeah. But I'm better at killing enemies.
Gorobei Katayama: Killed many?
Heihachi Hayashida: Well - It's impossible to kill 'em all, so I ususally run away.
Gorobei Katayama: A splendid principle!
Heihachi Hayashida: Thank you.

Kikuchiyo: You fool! Damn you! You call yourself a horse! For shame! Hey! Wait! Please! I apologize! Forgive me!

Shichinin no samurai

[Frostbite]

"This is a f*ck!"
-Office Space

"Marwood: What about whatshisname?
Withnail: What about him?
Marwood: Why don't you give him a call?
Withnail: What for?
Marwood: Ask him about his house.
Withnail: You want me to call whatshisname and ask him about his house?
Marwood: Why not?
Withnail: Alright. What's his number?
Marwood: I've no idea. I've never met him.
Withnail: Neither have I. What the f*ck are you talking about?"
-Whitnail & I

"How should i know where we are. I feel like a pig shat in my head."
-Withnail & I

"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow."
-Army of Darkness

[Voob]

"These go to eleven." --Spinal Tap

"My dog barks some." --Wild At Heart

[hgc]

From "What's Up Doc?"

Hugh Simon: I find that as difficult to swallow as this potage au gelee.
Judy: How would you like to swallow one sandwich d'knuckles?

[no one in particular]

Two of my favorites:

Full Metal Jacket

Joker: "How can you shoot women and children?"
Doorgunner: "Easy. You just don't lead 'em so much."




Unforgiven (Full of great quotes)

Bill Munny: "All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife. All his friends. Burn his damn house down."

[Peach Jr.]

"Hail to the king, baby!" - Evil Dead III - Army of Darkness

[kedo1981]

Ghostbusters
“Back off man; I’m a scientist”

Casablanca
Rick responding the jack booted Nazi captain
“There are some parts of New York city you’d best avoid”

[Reager]

(After destroying an unsuspecting cleaning cart with their proton packs)

Ray: I think we better split up.
Egon: Good idea...
Venkman: Yeah, we can do more damage that way.

- Ghostbusters

[Phaycops]

"Who wants a mustache ride?" Super Troopers (looked stupid, but I SWEAR it's hysterical!)

After I watched "Down By Law," I couldn't stop imitating Roberto Benigni. But there's no real quote that stuck in my head.

There's more, but I can't think of them right now.....

[Aardvark_DK]

Originally posted by Phaycops
After I watched "Down By Law," I couldn't stop imitating Roberto Benigni. But there's no real quote that stuck in my head.
"It's a sad and beautiful world - buzz off."

[Salvius]

From Ran :
Hidetora: Is someone crying?
Kyoami: Man is born crying! When he has cried enough, he dies!

Raising Arizona:
But me'n Ed, we can be good too...and it seemed real. It seemed like us. And it seemed like well... our home...If not Arizona, then a land, not too far away, where all parents are strong and wise and capable, and all children are happy and beloved... I dunno. Maybe it was Utah.

[Miller's Crossing[/I]:
Nobody knows anybody. Not that well.

and

There's nothing more foolish than a man chasing his hat.

[Russ]

"You're gonna need a bigger boat." - Jaws

[QuarkChild]

-All of Blazing Saddles

Wooster's Aunt: "She will MOLD you."
Wooster: "I don't want to be molded. I am not a jelly."
Aunt: "That is a matter of opinion."
--Jeeves and Wooster

-"These are not the droids you're looking for." --one of the Star WARS [sorry] movies

-"Frankenfurter, it's all over
Your mission is a failure;
Your lifestyle too extreme.
I'm your new commander;
You now are my prisoner
We return to Transylvania
Prepare the transport beam."
--Riff Raff in Rocky Horror Picture Show

Edited because I'm pedantic too.

[no one in particular]

Originally posted by QuarkChild

-"These are not the droids you're looking for." --one of the Star Trek moviesNervous tick starting… Star WARS!

[QuarkChild]

Originally posted by no one in particular
Nervous tick starting… Star WARS!
I know the difference. I must have been temporarily distracted. Will it help to edit my post?

[no one in particular]

Originally posted by QuarkChild

I know the difference. I must have been temporarily distracted. Will it help to edit my post? That is okay, I think my eye has stopped twitching now.

[Robaato]

Oh, okay, here are some of my favorite movie quotes. But, just to make it more challenging... YOU tell ME what movie they're from! :D

"There is nothing between us. There has never been anything between us. Just air."

"You'll have to throw me. Just don't tell the elf."

"Luckily, right at that moment, an unconscious Argentinian fell through my roof."

"I'm so hungry I could eat the a** end out of a dead rhinocerous."

"You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers."

"The hills animate with the euphonious symphonies of descant"

[Drifterman]

DEAN YEAGER: Dr. Venkman, we believe that the purpose of science is to serve mankind. You, however, seem to regard science as some kind of dodge or hustle. Your theories are the worst kind of popular tripe, your methods are sloppy and your conclusions are highly questionable. You, Dr. Venkman, are a poor scientist.

- Ghostbusters

GONZALES: Walther PPK - Standard issue, British Secret Service, licence to kill... or be killed. Take him away.

- For Your Eyes Only

[Drifterman]

Originally posted by QuarkChild
-"These are not the droids you're looking for." --one of the Star WARS [sorry] movies

<snip>

Edited because I'm pedantic too.

I must be even more pedantic, it should be:


-"These aren't the droids you're looking for."

Sorry!

You can go about your business. Move along. :p

[tim]

Originally posted by Drifterman


I must be even more pedantic, it should be:



Sorry!

You can go about your business. Move along. :p

Oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Hang your head in abject shame. Not only do you mention Star Wars (blech) , but you know it so well you can correct a quote from it.
Oh dear. (walks away, shaking his head with pity).:nope:

[Drifterman]

Originally posted by tim
Oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Hang your head in abject shame. Not only do you mention Star Wars (blech) , but you know it so well you can correct a quote from it.
Oh dear. (walks away, shaking his head with pity). :nope:

Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view.

[SteveW]

Originally posted by Raja
Oh, okay, here are some of my favorite movie quotes. But, just to make it more challenging... YOU tell ME what movie they're from! :D

"There is nothing between us. There has never been anything between us. Just air."

"You'll have to throw me. Just don't tell the elf."

"Luckily, right at that moment, an unconscious Argentinian fell through my roof."

"I'm so hungry I could eat the a** end out of a dead rhinocerous."

"You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers."

"The hills animate with the euphonious symphonies of descant"

OK I'll answer the first one:

Singin' In The Rain.

[tim]

Originally posted by Drifterman


Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view.
:D :D :D

[Robaato]

Originally posted by SteveW


OK I'll answer the first one:

Singin' In The Rain. Yep, that's right.

I also should have pointed out that one of my very favorite movies is quoted in my signature....

[LuxFerum]

.

[Tricky]

"You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"
---Dr. Strangelove

"I know I'm a man, but I'm also an actress"
---Tootsie

"But apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system, and public health ...What have the Romans ever done for us?"
---The Life of Brian

"This man wishes to be allowed the same rights as a sponge. He wishes to think."
---Inherit the Wind

"Nick Rivers: I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a girl he met in a restaurant, who then turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist, only to lose her to a childhood lover who she's last seen on a deserted island, and who turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French Underground.

Hillary Flammond: I know. It, it all sounds like some bad movie."
---Top Secret


"We thought you was a toad"
---Oh Brother, Where Art Thou

[hammegk]

"I came for the waters.".

"But we're in the desert" .

"I was misinformed.".

And nobody likes Jake & Elwood -- "...106 miles to Chicago..."

[prettygirlsmakegrave]

"I see you shiver with antici-











-pation"

Frank in Rocky Horror Picture Show

And that great quote in Life of Brian where they are discussing having a baby, while in the coleseum.

[Reager]

You forgot the punchline:

Originally posted by Drifterman
DEAN YEAGER: Dr. Venkman, we believe that the purpose of science is to serve mankind. You, however, seem to regard science as some kind of dodge or hustle. Your theories are the worst kind of popular tripe, your methods are sloppy and your conclusions are highly questionable. You, Dr. Venkman, are a poor scientist.

To which Venkman replies: "Yeah, but the kids love us!"

Ghostbustesr is one of my all-time favorite quote movies. Like Casablanca, it has just soo many good lines (mostly given to Bill Murray):

I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

Back off man. I'm a scientist.

NOBODY steps on a church in my town!

This chick is toast!

Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown!

We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

He slimed me!

Maybe now you'll never slime a guy with a positron collider, huh?

What about the Twinkie?

...

Dr. Raymond Stantz: Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947.
Dr. Peter Venkman: You're right, no..human being..would stack books like this.

Dr. Raymond Stantz: Gozer the Gozerian, good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activities and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
Dr. Peter Venkman: That oughtta do it...thanks very much, Ray.


Winston Zeddemore: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!

Dr. Raymond Stantz: Personally, I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities, we didn't have to produce anything. I've worked in the private sector. They expect *results*.

Dr. Raymond Stantz: It just...popped in there.

Louis Tulley: Ok, who brought the dog?

Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.

Ha, and many others not even listed in the IMDB.

[QuarkChild]

Originally posted by Drifterman

Sorry!

You can go about your business. Move along. :p
Not so fast....it sounds like you're the person who can tell me WHICH Star Wars movie that was from.

[Diamond]

Blade Runner

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain........Time to die." - Roy Batty

[thanson]

Originally posted by Zep

From my favourite movie of all time..."Lawrence of Arabia":

"I...am a river to my people!"
"Is this another one of your tricks, English?"
"Is he your tongue?"

One of my favorite sequences of dialog is from "Lawrence of Arabia":

Auda: Does your father still steal?
Ali: No. Does Auda take me for one of his own bastards?
Auda: No, there is no resemblance. Alas, you resemble your father.
Ali: You flatter me.
Auda: You are easily flattered. I knew your father well.
Ali: Did you know your own?

Originally posted by Raja

"You'll have to throw me. Just don't tell the elf."

"I'm so hungry I could eat the a** end out of a dead rhinocerous."

I know these two. "Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers" and "Apollo XIII".

Originally posted by QuarkChild

Not so fast....it sounds like you're the person who can tell me WHICH Star Wars movie that was from.

I can tell you too. Episode IV: A New Hope

[Seismosaurus]

Just a few favourites...

"...I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"

"Oh, no. It wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast."

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

"I am not an animal! I am a human being!"

"Get your stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty ape!"

[Frostbite]

Originally posted by QuarkChild

I know the difference. I must have been temporarily distracted. Will it help to edit my post?

Unfortunately, no. BLASPHEMY!

[Frostbite]

Originally posted by Diamond
Blade Runner

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain........Time to die." - Roy Batty

That's indeed a great quote. I really like the one when the scientist says "a candle which shines twice as bright shines half as long, and you have shone so bright" or something along these lines. Goodness.

[Checkmite]

Originally posted by mfeldman
Ghostbustesr is one of my all-time favorite quote movies. Like Casablanca, it has just soo many good lines (mostly given to Bill Murray):

Best exchange in the whole movie is close to the beginning, when they're in the Library.

Ray: (excitedly) You forget...I was present at an unexplained undersea mass sponge migration!

Pete: Ray, the sponges migrated about a foot and half.

:D :D :D

[Aardvark_DK]

Originally posted by Frostbite
That's indeed a great quote. I really like the one when the scientist says "a candle which shines twice as bright shines half as long, and you have shone so bright" or something along these lines. Goodness.
And then there's "Chu, if only you could see what I've seen with your eyes."

[EdipisReks]

"I don't think there's one word that can describe a man's life."

--Charles Foster Kane

"The days go on and on... they don't end. All my life needed was a sense of someplace to go. I don't believe that one should devote his life to morbid self-attention, I believe that one should become a person like other people."

--Travis Bickle

"If he is so weird, why is he wearing Nikes? "

--Enid

"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings. "

--Philip Marlowe

"Respect the c*ck... and tame the c*nt! Tame it!"

--Frank TJ Mackey ;)

[HarryKeogh]

leave the gun, take the cannolis-the godfather

funny how? like a clown?-goodfellas

there was a stonehenge monument on stage that was in danger of being trotted on by a dwarf-spinal tap

[Supercharts]

"Frankly Jad I don't give a damn!"
Gone with the Blow
Tab Hunter

[Starrman]

Ghostbustesr is one of my all-time favorite quote movies. Like Casablanca, it has just soo many good lines (mostly given to Bill Murray):

I like:

Stantz to Key Master (Rick Moranis): Would you like some coffee?
Key Master looks at Egon
Egon: Yes, have some.
Key Master: Yes, have some.

Cracks me up every time!

"What's the matter Colonel Sandurz, Chicken?" Dark Helmet, in Spaceballs

[Segnosaur]

Originally posted by Seismosaurus

"Get your stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty ape!"

I thought it was "you damn dirty human" ;)

One of my favorites:
"You shot an un-armed man!"
"Well then, he should have armed himself."

[ehobbs]

'You f**ked up! You trusted us. ' - Animal House

Ed

[Thanz]

Originally posted by Raja
Oh, okay, here are some of my favorite movie quotes. But, just to make it more challenging... YOU tell ME what movie they're from! :D

"Luckily, right at that moment, an unconscious Argentinian fell through my roof."

"The hills animate with the euphonious symphonies of descant"
Moulin Rouge. Excellent movie.

[JAR]

"When you hear me typing, stay the f#%k out!"--"The Shining"

"A lot of people go to college for seven years"---"Tommy Boy"

"Get your own bottle"---Almost Heroes

"What the hell was a marquee doin' right there"---"Black Sheep"

[JAR]

"What is the world comin' to."---Smoky and the Bandit

"When I get home, I am going to punch your mother in the mouth."---Smoky and the Bandit

[JAR]

"I can get you a toe dude. Believe me dude. There are ways. You don't wanna know."---Walter in The Big Lebowski

"Shut the f#%k up Donnie, you're out of your element."---Walter in The Big Lebowski

"Doesn't anyone care about the Godd@m% rules here!?!"---Walter in The Big Lebowski

"Walter, what the f#$k. What the f#$k Walter."--the Dude in The Big Lebowski

"This is what happens when you f#$k a stranger in the a$$."---Walter in The Big Lebowski

"Am I wrong?!?!"---Walter in The Big Lebowski

"Mind if I smoke a jade."---the Dude in The Big Lebowski

"That's a bummer man."---the Dude in The Big Lebowski

"Ah don't pi$$ on my rug, man."---the Dude in The Big Lebowski

"Yeah Walter, I think there's a hidden meaning your missing. It's that you're a f#$king *********."--the Dude in The Big Lebowski

"Stay out of Malibu Lebowski!!! Stay out of Malibu!"---a sheriff in The Big Lebowski [/B]

"Sorry dude."---Walter in The Big Lebowski

"What the hell does anything have to do with Vietnam?"---the Dude in The Big Lebowski

[JAR]

"I don't need this any of this working class hero cr@p."---Shark expert in Jaws

[JAR]

"He was always very attached to his mother."--Dead Alive(aka Braindead)

"She's experienced"---Dead Alive(I've only seen this part in a non-U.S version of the movie.)

"Leaving, without dessert."--Dead Alive

"I haven't had a good custard in years."---Dead Alive

"Looks like someone's a bit touchy on the food side."--Dead Alive

"That was a fine meal boy."---Dead Alive

"Was it just me or was your mother a bit off color today?"---Dead Alive(not in the U.S. version)

[JAR]

"Flush you b@st@rd."---Dumb and Dumber

"Do want to hear the most annoying sound in the world? Ahhhhhhhh!!!!"----Dumb and Dumber

"You are in luck. If you go down that way, there is a town and I'm sure there is some guys who could do it."----Dumb and Dumber

"Forgive my friend Harry. He's a bit slow. The town is that way."---Dumb and Dumber

[JAR]

"The animals will be bred and slaughtered!!"--Dr. Strangelove in Dr. Strangelove

[JAR]

"Very strange."---Inspector Clouseau in A Shot in the Dark

"Here's looking at you kee-id."---Inspector Clouseau in The Return of the Pink Panther

"There is a beump on your head."---Inspector Clouseau in The Pink Panther Strikes Again

"The pheung is ringing."---Inspector Clouseau in The Pink Panther Strikes Again

"My name is Guy Gatbois."---Inspector Clouseau in The Pink Panther Strikes Again

[rachaella]

"Inconceivable!"
"EIGHTY EIGHT MILES PER HOOOURRR"
"Just fly casual"

[Dogwood]

Originally posted by Raja
Oh, okay, here are some of my favorite movie quotes. But, just to make it more challenging... YOU tell ME what movie they're from! :D



"You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers."



O Brother where art thou.

Don't think anyone claimed that one yet.

[JAR]

Originally posted by rachaella
"Inconceivable!"
[snip]
I believe that comes from The Princess Bride. I know that a character says that in the movie.

[Halbert]

88 miles per hour must be "back to the future"

"I don't know, fly casual" is what I remember as a line from Star Wars, if that's not what's intended (and I could easily be wrong about the exact line) I'm not sure.

-------

I have forgotten the name of the movie this was from, so someone would have to guess:

"You must run really fast."

Some others:

"... Or so I have read" (sung, not spoken).

"You have fallen victim to the second most classic blunder of all time!"

"Never get involved in a land war in Asia" (yeah, I just said this more or less, but... the number of times I've been able to say this in relation to RISK or Diplomacy games boggles my mind. SO TRUE!)

"That's okay baby, I've got towels!"

[LillyThePink]

Oh ya - kinda funny looking - everyone in Fargo describing Buschemi.

Me love you long time 10 dollar - me so horny - Full Metal Jacket.


Whoooooooaaaahhh, nice shooting, Tex - Venkman to Spengler in Ghostbusters.

Oh George, not the livestock - O Brother Where Art Thou
I'm a Dapper Dan Man - same
she done arr-ewe-enn-enn-owe-eff-tee - same.


Gimme some sugar, baby - Army of Darkness.

I hope I give you the sh*ts - Dog Soldiers

I freaked out, joined the Army, worked for the government, and went into business for myself... I'm a professional killer. _ Grosse Pointe Blank

[Frostbite]

"That's exactly what it means. God came down from Heaven and stopped these motherf***ing bullets." -Joulz in Pulp Fiction

[pgwenthold]

Originally posted by JAR
"What is the world comin' to."---Smoky and the Bandit

"When I get home, I am going to punch your mother in the mouth."---Smoky and the Bandit

"If they'd've cremated the sumbitch we'd have him by now."

[mjv]

All time favorite:

Dirty Harry: “I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky?

Well, do ya...punk?”



Another personal favorite:

Professor Hathaway: "Chris I want to start seeing more of you in the lab."

Chris Knight: "Fine, I'll gain weight."

[The Thrasher]

"what are you doing?"
"I'm going to hit you with this crowbar until you go away"

From Field of Dreams

"we were made first, but they were favored most"

Dogma

"I've seen people more upset about loosing money in a vending machine than about this woman's death"

Drowning Mona

[hgc]

quote:
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Originally posted by rachaella
"Inconceivable!"
[snip]
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Originally posted by JAR

I believe that comes from The Princess Bride. I know that a character says that in the movie.
... Inconceivable! - Vizzini

You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means -- Inigo Montoya

This exchange was the subject of a thread a while ago, wherein I posited posited some absurd theories about why it's funny on so many levels.

[hgc]

As long as we're talking "Princess Bride," how about ....

Buttercup: ... and I won't be seeing you again, since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite.
King: Won't that be nice.

Miracle Max: Have fun storming the castle!

[Hexxenhammer]

Josey: "You a bounty hunter?"
Bounty Hunter: "Man's got to make a livin'."
Josey: "Dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy."

-If you don't know, I pity you.

"You gonna skin that smokewagon or just stand there and bleed?"

"Ah'm your huckleberry."

-Tombstone

Jack: "What's that?"
Egg: "The Black Blood of the Earth."
Jack: "You mean oil?"
Egg: "I mean Black Blood of the Earth!"

Jack: "What's that?"
Egg: "A Six Demon Bag!"
Jack: "Great! A Six Demon Bag! What's in it?"
Egg: "Wind. Fire. All that sort of thing."

Jack: "What's that? Magic potion?"
Egg: "Yeah."
Jack: "What do we do? Drink it?"
Egg: "Yeah."
Jack: "What's it do?"
Egg: "Huge buzz. Cheers!"
Wang: "Here's to the Army and the Navy and the battles they have won. Here's to the Red, White and Blue. May it's colors never run."
Jack: "May the Wings of Liberty never lose a feather."
Later in the crowded elevator full of kung-fu guys.
Jack: "I think that potion's working. I feel pretty good. Kinda invulnerable."
Wang: "Me too. I have a very positive attitude."
Lot's of the kung fu equivalent of high fiving occurs
Jack: "Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"

--Big Trouble in Little China

[AmateurScientist]

Originally posted by The Thrasher
"what are you doing?"
"I'm going to hit you with this crowbar until you go away"



Doyle: What in the hell are you doing with that lawn mower blade?

Karl: I aim to kill you with it. Mmm.

--Slingblade

[RSLancastr]

Originally posted by thanson
I can tell you too. Episode IV: A New Hope Otherwise known as: Star Wars.

[UnrepentantSinner]

That Mr. Hooper is the USS Indianapolis.

You teach them to drop fire on children, but won’t let them write F**K on their aeroplanes because it’s obscene.

I loved you in Wall Street.

And a lengthy one from The Usual Suspects I can't remember or find a transcript of where Verbal is describing Keyser Sose showing the meaning of will by killing the Hungarians, their families, people who owed them money and then just like that <woof> he's gone.

[Frostbite]

"Funny, I always believed the world is what we make of it." -Ellie in Contact

[volant]

A.M. Newscaster: It's 19 minutes after the hour, and now it's time for our daily feature, The Astrological Hour. A quick reminder these reports are not intended to foster belief in astrology, but merely to support people who cannot take responsibility for their own lives.

[Walter Wayne]

Might not get the quotes perfect as it has been a while but

"I'm always Frank and Ernest with the Ladies. You see I am Frank in New York and Ernest in Boston." - that Geena Davis/Samuel Jackson movie

"What this Jesus fellow doesn't understand is that it is the meek that are the problem" - Life of Brian

"He cuckolds our husbands without even screwing us" - The Widow of St. Pierre (at least the subtitles translated it that way)

[fishbob]

"I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong time to talk and says the wrong things. Talking's something you can't do judiciously unless you keep in practice. Now, sir, we'll talk if you like. I'll tell you right out I'm a man who likes talking to a man who likes to talk." - Sydney Greenstreet - Maltese Falcon


"Free money, get your free money here" - Peter Sellers - The Magic Christian

"I thought it was a costume ball" - King of France - Start the Revolution Without Me

[Walter Wayne]

Originally posted by Halbert
"You must run really fast."Sounds like it might be from "Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins" but I'm not sure.

Walt

[Temporal Renegade]

SEDA-GIVE!?!?!?!?!
--Young Frankenstein

[duckhook]

"Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."

"I don't want my brother coming out of that bathroom with nothing but his d*** in his hand."

"He's fleeing the interview! He's fleeing the interview!"

"What I had in mind was boxing the compass." Walther Mathau in Charley Varrick. He was looking at a round bed with a lovely lady and wondering if you slept east to west or north to south. She said "Depends on what you have in mind" and the above was his reply.

[Temporal Renegade]

Let me be the first to say, welcome, Duckhook!

[Zaidaco]

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick *ss. And I'm all out of bubblegum." -Roddy Piper, "They Live"

"I will not be threatened by a walking meat loaf!" -
David Naughton, "An American Werewolf in London"

[demon]

Not much of a Clint Eastwood fan but I have to say that in the film "The Outlaw Josey Wales", when he sees the guy in the bar eyeing him up and Eastwood proceeds to ask him what he does for a living and the guy replies that he is a bounty hunter, then no one could have said this any better:

"Dying ain`t much of a living boy."

[Frostbite]

"Don't threaten me with a dead fish!" -Withnail

"As a youth I used to weep in butchershops" -Monty

"You can stick it up your a** for free and f*** off while you're doing it!" -Withnail

[Leif Roar]

Originally posted by hgc
As long as we're talking "Princess Bride," how about ....

Buttercup: ... and I won't be seeing you again, since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite.
King: Won't that be nice.

Miracle Max: Have fun storming the castle!

There's hardly a single line of dialogue in that movie that's not quote-worthy.

Wife, not a witch: "Think it'll work?"
Miracle Max: "It would take a miracle."


Masked Man: "So... I put down my sword, and you put down your rock, and we'll tryto kill each other in a civilized manner?"


Inigo Montoya: "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
Masked Man: "You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."

[Temporal Renegade]

"Luke...come over to the Dark Side of the Force, you knob!"
--Strange Brew

[pgwenthold]

Originally posted by Temporal Renegade
"Luke...come over to the Dark Side of the Force, you knob!"
--Strange Brew

Tsk Tsk

"I am your father, Luke. Join the dark side of the Force, you knob!"

(you forgot the part about being his father)

[Temporal Renegade]

Originally posted by pgwenthold


Tsk Tsk

"I am your father, Luke. Join the dark side of the Force, you knob!"

(you forgot the part about being his father)

...you are far too clever for us naughty people...

[coalesce]

"I'd buy that for a dollar!!"—Robocop

"She threw it all away to make me look ridiculous! And a man in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous! Now you get the HELL outta here!!"—Godfather (well, actually any quote from either Godfather or Godfather 2)

Michael

[SteveW]

Kill a few people you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conquerer. Go figure.

[SteveW]

And since I've just watched Casablanca:

It would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca. And the Germans have outlawed miracles.

(Ferrari to Lazlo)

[Halbert]

Sounds like it might be from "Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins" but I'm not sure.

Heh, no, it's not -- but I know what you're talking about. I liked Remo williams.

It's from a movie with Tim robbins and .... Martin Lawrence, I think.

[Mr Manifesto]

"I'm Toby N Tucker but folks call me TNT- you know why?"
"Because they don't have very much imagination"
"Because I am like dynamite, boy, and when I blow LOOK OUT!"

Mis-quoted from "U Turn".

I love movies about hellhole towns.

(Barton Fink has just been asked if he knows anything about a murderer, Charles 'Mad Man' Munt)

Barton: He... I'm trying to think... Nothing really... He... (laughs He said he like Jack Oakie pictures.

(long pause)

Mastrionotti: Ya know, Fink, ordinarily we say anything you might remember could be helpful. But I'll be frank with you: That Is Not Helpful.

Deutsch: Ya see how he's not writing it down?

From "Barton Fink".

[New Ager]

Heh, no, it's not -- but I know what you're talking about. I liked Remo williams.

It's from a movie with Tim robbins and .... Martin Lawrence, I think. [/B]

That line was in Remo Williams, but since it's a common line it could have been in the one you mentioned.

[HENRY MOLISE]

from josey wales
the old indian guy " get ready little lady, hell is coming to breakfast."

anyone guess ????
" How terrible is wisdom when it brings no profit to the wise johnny?"
" I got a thing about chickens" do you by chance remember the name johnny favorite?"

[Aardvark_DK]

Originally posted by HENRY MOLISE
anyone guess ????
" How terrible is wisdom when it brings no profit to the wise johnny?"
" I got a thing about chickens" do you by chance remember the name johnny favorite?"
All too easy: Angel Heart. Great movie. Bought the dvd recently.

"- Did you know that in some cultures the egg represents the soul?
- No, I didn't know that.
- Would you like an egg?
- No thanks, I got a thing about chickens."

[docsamson]

"Give me some suga baby" - Ash "Army of Darkness"

[Mr Manifesto]

While we're on the subject of Sam Raimi films.

(Robert Durant goes up to hapless gangster and places the gangster's finger in a cigar cutter)

DURANT: "Now I have some points to make. Let's go over them one by one. One: (snip) I like to control my anger. Two: (snip) Normally, I'm very successful in doing so. Three: (snip)... I have seven more points to make."

DARKMAN: "TAKE THE @#$%ING PINK ELEPHANT!"

[BPSCG]

From The Magnificent Seven:

Vin (Steve McQueen): It's like this fellow I knew in El Paso. One day, he just took all his clothes off and jumped in a mess of cactus. I asked him that same question, "Why?"

Calvera (Eli Wallach): And?

Vin: He said, "It seemed like a good idea at the time."

Keep that last line in your pocket for the next time you do something really stupid - it's a lifesaver.

[hgc]

Philip Marlowe, in "The Big Sleep"

I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like 'em myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them long winter evenings.

[Crossbow]

When you are in a really bad fix:

"You die. She dies. Everybody dies!"

Heavy Metal

[hgc]

OK time to go to my old movie quotes standby -- "What's up Doc?"

Hugh Simon: I find that as difficult to swallow as this potage au gelee.

Judy: How would you like to swallow one sandwich d'knuckles? Hugh: Don't touch me, I'm a doctor.

Judge Maxwell: Of what?

Hugh: Music.

Judge Maxwell: Can you fix a hi-fi?

Hugh: No.

Judge Maxwell: Then shut up! Fritz: [Beaming] Mrs. Van Hoskins! It's so nice to have you back with us.

Mrs. Van Hoskins: Hello Hans.

Fritz: Fritz!

Mrs. Van Hoskins: What happened to Hans?

Fritz: There is no Hans. Only me, Fritz.

Mrs. Van Hoskins: Oh what a shame.

[Peter Jenkins]

"It's SHOWTIME!"

"Spitting's a dirty habit" "I know a worse one"

Peter

[KillerBob]

All these quotes from Ghostbusters and no one mentions:

"Listen, do you smell something?"

Other faves:

"Some things in here don't react well to bullets"
-Hunt for Red October

"Hey Peter, watch your cornhole, buddy"
-Office Space

Another Unforgiven quote:

Little Bill: "I don't deserve this. To die like this. I was building a house."

Munny: "Deserve's got nothing to do with it."

[Temporal Renegade]

Let's not forget Animal House:

'Do you mind if we dance wit' yo' dates?'

'Hi. Eric Stratton, rush chairman. Damn glad to meet you.'

'Thank you sir! May I have another?'

[UnrepentantSinner]

Originally posted by coalesce
"I'd buy that for a dollar!!"—Robocop

Michael

Wasn't that from Running Man?

Mayor: Now Drebin, I don't want any trouble like you had on the South Side like last year, that's my policy.
Frank: Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in front of a full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy.
Mayor: That was a Shakesphere In The Park Production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!

Pizza the Hutt: Well, if it isn't Lone Star. And his sidekick, Puke.

Dean Vernon Wormer: Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Jim: Oh Boys, Lookee what I got heyuh.
Bart: Hey, where the white women at.

[Babylon Sister]

"We are the Pro's from Dover and we figure to crack this kid's chest and be out on the golf course before it gets dark."

[Dinonychus]

"Mantovani? They feed Mantovani to insomniacs who don't respond to strong drugs!" - Adrian Cronauer; Good Morning, Vietnam

"Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause of the leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P." - Adrian Cronauer; Good Morning, Vietnam

"You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history." - Adrian Cronauer; Good Morning, Vietnam

[HENRY MOLISE]

How about

" henry, you can't just take a mans sandwich"
" he's like a goddamn seagull!!"

anyone, anyone, beuller?

[Julia]

A man and a woman are sitting at a bar drinking heavily. The woman says to the man;

" I hate people. Do you hate people?"
The man thinks about it for a moment, then responds, "No. I don't hate people. I just feel better when they're not around."

Micky Rourke and Faye Dunway in Barfly.

[Glory]

"Pardon my French, but [Cameron is so tight] that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you would have a diamond."

"I quote John Lennon. 'I don't believe in Beattles, I only believe in me.' And he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people."
-Ferris Beuller's Day Off


"I am reminded of the immortal words of Socrates who said,'I drank what?' "
-Real Genius


"Wait! I was gonna make espresso!"

"Would you like to go for a roll in the hay?"

"Damn your eyes!"
"Too late."

"Put the candle back!"

"Yes! Say it! He was my boyfriend!"

"Ovaltine."

"What knockers!"
-Young Frankenstein


"Did we hit the little boy on first avenue?"

"Sometimes I'm so smart I scare myself."

"Oh Jesus! Pigs!"
-The Inlaws


"If I do change my mind, you'll know because my breasts will heaving and moist with perspiration."

"I would rather be with the people of this town than with the finest people in the world!"
-Roxanne


"Yes, it's true. This man has no dick."

"You're gonna endanger us. And you're gonna endanger our client, a nice lady who paid us in advance before she became a dog."

"Mothah puss bucket!"

"Hey, we're going about this all wrong. This guy's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we got no problem."

"Ray, if someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'yes'!"

"If I'm wrong, we go to jail, peacefully. We'll enjoy it. But if I'm right, Lenny, you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters."
-Ghostbusters


"What's an actor need witha conscience anyway?"

"I'm collecting stupid little boys."
-Pinnochio


"You don't want to mess with me. Archie Leach messed with me and look what happened to him."

- Carrie Grant, AKA Archibald Leach -His Girl Friday

This could go on forever

Glory

[Kerouac]

I hate Illinois nazis.


Poor, poor Linda Kasabian.



And the whole spiel by Belushi in the culvert when Carrie Fisher has the gun on him.

[Glory]

"She's not so young. She's gonna be 27 in four years."

"If I were a women I would never get anything done. I'd spend all day at home playing with my breasts."

"I'm out. I'm free! And I only had to look like an a**hole for three years!"

Glory

[Glory]

Originally posted by volant
A.M. Newscaster: It's 19 minutes after the hour, and now it's time for our daily feature, The Astrological Hour. A quick reminder these reports are not intended to foster belief in astrology, but merely to support people who cannot take responsibility for their own lives.

This is incredible. There aren't many of us who even remember this movie exists!

Glory

[fishbob]

"Who wants to die for art?"

"How many times have I told you not to play car wreck in the house?"

- Dawn Davenport; Female Trouble



"You stand convicted of Assholism!"

"Oh my God, what a horrible photograph. My first wanted poster and I look just awful."

- Babs Johnson; Pink Flamingos

[Kerouac]

I hate Illinois nazis.


Poor, poor Linda Kasabian.



And the whole spiel by Belushi in the culvert when Carrie Fisher has the gun on him.

[kourama]

Perhaps the coolest, most testosterone-drenched movie moment in history:

Demon: I'll swallow your soul!
Ash : Swallow this.
*BOOM*

It's got it all! Violence, a sexually-suggestive one-liner, a shotgun, a chainsaw and a demon.

I'm surprised that the AOD quotes showed up so quickly and noone mentioned this one.

Obligatory AOD quote:

Henry: I am Henry leader of the northern land and of it's peoples!
Ash: Well hellooooo Mr Fancy-Pants. Listen pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now, and that's jack and sh*t. And Jack left town.

[Bikewer]

"Us Yellowbeards is never more dangerous than when we're dead!"

Yellowbeard.

[Glory]

"If we're not back in an hour, call the president."
-Big Toruble in Little China

Glory

[coalesce]

Originally posted by UnrepentantSinner


Wasn't that from Running Man?



No, I believe it was shown on one of the sitcoms on TV during Robocop.

Plus, I've never seen Running Man.

And stop calling me Shirley.

Michael

[Leif Roar]

Topper Harley and Harbinger in Hot Shots Part Deux.

"If I'm not back in fifteen minutes you know what to do!"
"Yes, get the hell out of here."
"No! Wait another fifteen minutes!"

Broken Arrow:
"Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?"

Army of Darkness:
"Good. Bad. I'm the Ash with the gun."

Army of Darkness - S-Mart ending:
"Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store."

Young Einstein:
[Talking about damming up a valley]
"But dad, that would kill all the wildlife."
"Yup. In one go."

"That's Einstein's music - four-four time."
"That can drain anything of energy."

[pgwenthold]

Originally posted by Leif Roar
Topper Harley and Harbinger in Hot Shots Part Deux.

"If I'm not back in fifteen minutes you know what to do!"
"Yes, get the hell out of here."
"No! Wait another fifteen minutes!"



Of course, there is always the line from Hot Shots Part One:

"Not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure, she's a great piece of tail, with a blouseful of goodies, but it's just wrong. And then you get into that whole 'in-bred' thing, with kids who eat soup through a straw and play the banjo."

[Charlie in Dayton]

Suppose They Gave A War And Nobody Came:
Brian Keith to Bradford Dillman;
"Get your cerebral ass off my monolith."

[lofgoernost]

What's New, Pussycat? has a bunch.



Victor describing his new job to Michael:

Victor: I've got something at the striptease. I help the girls dress and undress.

Michael: Nice job.

Victor: Twenty francs a week.

Michael: Not very much.

Victor: Yeah, it's all I can afford.



Anna accusing her husband of infidelity:

Anna: Lascivious adulterer! Lascivious adulterer!

Fritz: Don't you dare call me that again until I have looked it up!


Herr Dr. Fritz Fassbender and Michael at the strip club:

Fritz: I, uh, decided to follow you here.

Michael: If you followed me here, how did you contrive to be here before me?

Fritz: I followed you. . .very fast.


Victor interrupting Fritz's suicide/Viking burial on the Siene:

Victor: For a doctor, you sound terribly unethical.

Fritz: Unethical, humph! What do I give a damn about ethics? My father, the most beloved gynecologist in Vienna, before they took him away on a morals charge for indecent exposure at the State Opera House, said, and I quote, "Please do not take me away, I will not do it again."
Victor: Brilliant quote.
Fritz: He was a brilliant pervert.


Man, I love that movie!

[Glory]

How could I have forgotten Savage Steve?

"Man, it's a cryin' shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that."

"Gee, I'm sorry your mom blew up Ricky."

"I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. I know high school."

"Go that way really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."

-Better Off Dead

Glory

[juryjone]

Here's a movie I quote from all the time - Arthur 1981:

Arthur: You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing GREAT with you!

Hobson: Normally, someone would have to go to a bowling alley to meet someone of your stature.

Arthur: Do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to take a bath.
Hobson: I'll alert the media.
Arthur: Do you want to run my bath for me?
Hobson: It's what I live for. [Arthur exits] Perhaps you would like me to wash your d*ck for you... you little sh*t.

[While Arthur Bach is taking a bath]
Arthur: God, Hobson, isn't life wonderful?
Hobson: Yes it is, Arthur, do your armpits.
Arthur: A hot bath is Wonderful... Girls are WONDERFUL!
Hobson: Yes, imagine how wonderful a girl who bathes would be... Get dressed.

Arthur: I race cars, play tennis, and fondle women, BUT! I have weekends off, and I am my own boss.

Hobson: Good afternoon. If you and your undershirt will take two paces backwards, I could enter this dwelling.

[Glory]

Speaking Of Dudley Moore movies:
Unfortunately, of these are not Mr. Moore's lines but it's still a funny movie that he was in.

"Hey, it's my ass they're after!
You're right. That was a an insensitive and chauvinistic remark. It is your ass they're after and it's my job to see that I get there first."

-Foul Play

[sorgoth]

"So what do you need, besides a miracle?"
"Guns. Lots of guns."

-The Matrix

[Leif Roar]

Originally posted by sorgoth
"So what do you need, besides a miracle?"
"Guns. Lots of guns."

-The Matrix

"We need to get bigger guns. BIG F*CKING GUNS!"
-- Split Second

[Chaos]

(not sure about the exact wording)

"Do we have anything that resembles a plan?"
"We ride until we find them, then we kill them."

The 13th Warrior

[wilzoid]

"Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing
swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony." Monty Python & the Holy Grail.

[Chaos]

Another one:

"Anyway, you need people with intelligence for this mission...quest...thing."
"Well, that rules you out, Pippin."

LotR, The Fellowship

[CaptDrakes]

Yellowbeard - "They'll have to kill me before I die"


Tombstone -

Johnny Ringo "Well, I didn't think you would make it. Didn't think you had it in ya."
Doc Holliday "I'm your huckleberry. Why, Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave."
Johnny Ringo "Doc. This isn't your fight."
Doc Holliday "I beg to differ sir. We started a game we never got to finish. "Play for blood," remember?"
Johnny Ringo "I was just fooling about."
Doc Holliday "I wasn't."

[uneasy]

A couple lines from Magnificent Seven

You elected?
No, but I got nominated real good.

[PygmyPlaidGiraffe]

BtAF

The Man Who Did NOTHING But Quote Star Wars (http://www.angryflower.com/manwho.gif)