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chipmunk stew
16th February 2007, 05:09 PM
...you read the headline "Bush Has 2 Moles Removed from Temple (http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1151AP_Bush_Moles_Removed.html)" and think it has something to do with Zionist spies.
burnvictim77
16th February 2007, 05:13 PM
...you read the headline "Bush Has 2 Moles Removed from Temple (http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1151AP_Bush_Moles_Removed.html)" and think it has something to do with Zionist spies.


This proves the freemason connection and improves his looks.
GlennB
16th February 2007, 05:22 PM
...you read the headline "Bush Has 2 Moles Removed from Temple (http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1151AP_Bush_Moles_Removed.html)" and think it has something to do with Zionist spies.

< my face hurts from laughing >

magic
chipmunk stew
16th February 2007, 07:25 PM
President Bush had two moles removed from his Left Temple on Friday.
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The five-minute procedure called a Shave Biopsy was performed in the White House office of Bush's official Physician, Richard Tubb.
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"The Doctors expect that both moles are benign," Stanzel said.
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The procedure came about at the president's Initiation. On Monday, he showed one mole he noticed to Tubb, who noticed another and recommended that both be removed, Stanzel said.
It was at his Initiation, was it? Hmmm...
Pardalis
16th February 2007, 07:46 PM
...you read the headline "Bush Has 2 Moles Removed from Temple (http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1151AP_Bush_Moles_Removed.html)" and think it has something to do with Zionist spies.

They call them Zits, for short.
Foolmewunz
16th February 2007, 08:02 PM
...you read the headline "Bush Has 2 Moles Removed from Temple (http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1151AP_Bush_Moles_Removed.html)" and think it has something to do with Zionist spies.

Oh, another lovely opportunity squandered! Someone should've just posted the headline over on the LCF. There would've been at least four "takers" who jumped on it, thinking the shrub had exposed some of Alex Jones' boys who'd been caught trying to infiltrate the illuminati.

Unfortunately, as we know they read everything here (particularly by anyone whose name starts with "Chip"....), it's too late.:spjimlad:
boloboffin
18th February 2007, 05:13 AM
...when you get outed.

http://www.bloglines.com/blog/ewing2001?id=2672

Is this creepy? Of course, this is Nico Haupt we're talking about. Should I sue or just ask him to spell my handle right?
PerryLogan
18th February 2007, 06:00 AM
Is this creepy? Of course, this is Nico Haupt we're talking about. Should I sue or just ask him to spell my handle right?It's OK with me if you just smack him upside the head.
Alareth
18th February 2007, 06:02 AM
...when you get outed.

http://www.bloglines.com/blog/ewing2001?id=2672

Is this creepy? Of course, this is Nico Haupt we're talking about. Should I sue or just ask him to spell my handle right?

Oh noes! How will you ever survive this earth shattering revelation?

Quick! Make a run for it while I distract them with this picture of me at a Hooters wearing a funny hat:

http://heroeshideaway.com/images/hooters.jpg
Kiwiwriter
18th February 2007, 08:34 AM
...you read the headline "Bush Has 2 Moles Removed from Temple (http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1151AP_Bush_Moles_Removed.html)" and think it has something to do with Zionist spies.

They weren't moles!

They were the microchips implanted in his body! One for transmitting, the other for receiving! That's how Bush gets his directions from the New World Order and the Mossad! But he thinks he's getting directions straight from God! That explains the voices in his head!

Maybe now he'll have a more sensible foreign policy. Or go back to drinking. Or they replaced the moles with microchips in his rear end.

:D