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Lisa Simpson
24th February 2007, 08:05 AM
http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/6563/marypenislt9.jpg


http://www.cbn.com/CBNnews/109341.aspx

I personally think it looks more phallic than holy.

Wowbagger
24th February 2007, 08:08 AM
That's not the Virgin Mary, that's the Mona Lisa!

Stupid freaks can't even get their pareidolias right...

Mephisto
24th February 2007, 08:17 AM
Blessed be our Lady of the Chocolate Chip!

It's CLEARLY the Virgin Mary - it has no beard (otherwise it would definitely be Jesus).

Tricky
24th February 2007, 09:15 AM
That low-cut gown is pretty racy for the Blesséd Virgin. No wonder God couldn't keep his hands off her.

Stupendous Man
24th February 2007, 09:23 AM
I dunno... Looks kinda like a pawn from a cheap plastic chessboard to me.
Or a nipple.
For a BABY BOTTLE you sickos....

wahrheit
24th February 2007, 09:49 AM
Interesting filename, but what is "lt9"? :)

Lisa Simpson
24th February 2007, 10:39 AM
Imageshack put the lt9 on the filename, I didn't.

Solus
24th February 2007, 05:44 PM
Doesn't look like anything to me. If you try really hard it kinda looks like a woman I guess. It could just as well be one of those hand held bells though.

What does that say about the mary if her power is so weak she can only appear half formed on baking sheets?

Brown
24th February 2007, 07:29 PM
Looks like Gloop from The Herculoids.

fuelair
24th February 2007, 07:39 PM
http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/6563/marypenislt9.jpg


http://www.cbn.com/CBNnews/109341.aspx

I personally think it looks more phallic than holy.

You'd think that if dog wanted to draw he'd at least practice a little!:D

c4ts
24th February 2007, 10:39 PM
It's clearly a mushroom. They've got it upside-down.

a_unique_person
25th February 2007, 01:16 AM
http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/6563/marypenislt9.jpg


http://www.cbn.com/CBNnews/109341.aspx

I personally think it looks more phallic than holy.

Now I don't know what that says about your imagination. Looks more like a boobie to me, though.

hcmom
25th February 2007, 03:33 PM
Does anyone else see the face that I do?
5733

I'm voting Mona Lisa....

wahrheit
25th February 2007, 03:57 PM
I didn't know you had such wonderful drawing skill, hcmom :D

Doesn't look much like a Mary when you watch it upside down:

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/451445e214202d980.jpg

Looks more like a, er, like a stain to me.

skeptifem
25th February 2007, 05:38 PM
http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/6563/marypenislt9.jpg


http://www.cbn.com/CBNnews/109341.aspx

I personally think it looks more phallic than holy.


lol that virgin mary made of water stains under an overpass looked EXACTLY like a vagina.... weird how people can look at that and get the exact opposite idea of what it looks like.

hcmom
25th February 2007, 05:42 PM
I still see.... something....

5735

Achán hiNidráne
25th February 2007, 10:24 PM
No, no, no... It's Cher.

Lisa Simpson
27th February 2007, 06:25 PM
And now her son shows up on a shrimp:

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/9638225/detail.html

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/2052/9638173240x180fo5.jpg

wahrheit
27th February 2007, 06:29 PM
And now her son shows up on a shrimp:

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/9638225/detail.html

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/2052/9638173240x180fo5.jpg

He claimed that when he finished his first shrimp, he disregarded the tail, but then looked at it again and saw the face of Jesus.
The writer said he believed it was a sign, as he's currently going through a nasty divorce.

A sign? A sign for what?? "Jesus, thank you for showing your face on a shrimp tail and thereby making my divorce such a wonderful, holy experience. Thank you very much!" :mgbanghead

Tricky
28th February 2007, 01:05 PM
And now her son shows up on a shrimp:
http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/2052/9638173240x180fo5.jpg
That's not Jesus. That's Serpico.

Tanstaafl
28th February 2007, 01:11 PM
Baking Sheet character: Looks more like one of the Simpsons characters to me. Since I rarely watch the show, I couldn't come up with a specific name.

Tricky
28th February 2007, 01:12 PM
Looks like Gloop from The Herculoids.Are they related to Shmoos (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.deniskitchen.com/main/green.shmoo.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.deniskitchen.com/docs/new_shmoofacts.html&h=186&w=155&sz=8&hl=en&start=3&tbnid=aV5t2G-owOWoyM:&tbnh=102&tbnw=85&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dschmoo%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D20%26svnum% 3D10%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN)?
http://deniskitchen.com/main/green.shmoo.jpg

Tanstaafl
28th February 2007, 01:12 PM
And now her son shows up on a shrimp:

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/9638225/detail.html

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/2052/9638173240x180fo5.jpg

I thought this one looked like Miss June, 1965.

Blutarsky
28th February 2007, 01:44 PM
I thought she had a exclusivity deal with Tostitos to only appear on tortillas?

Lisa Simpson
28th February 2007, 01:48 PM
I thought she had a exclusivity deal with Tostitos to only appear on tortillas?

Well, no. For all of her protestations of "virginity", Mary's a bit of a loose woman.

Freethinker
28th February 2007, 01:51 PM
Looks more like Catherine Zeta-Jones to me.

alfaniner
28th February 2007, 10:00 PM
Virgin Mary appears on baking sheet

I wonder how many times she has appeared on a bed sheet? But then, she'd be the only Virgin around that night...


(sorry...)

Moon-Spinner
1st March 2007, 12:21 AM
No no, you're all wrong. It really IS God...

...in the form of Alanis Morissette!

Darth Rotor
1st March 2007, 09:33 AM
http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/6563/marypenislt9.jpg


http://www.cbn.com/CBNnews/109341.aspx

I personally think it looks more phallic than holy.
This outline looks rather like the marble pestle we have in our kitchen. Ours fits fully into the mortar's bowl. The grinding surface is a half sphere. It looks roughly like this one. http://img.nextag.com/image/Fox_Run_Craftsmen_Mortar/0/000/000/760/319/76031963.jpg

I wonder what herb the lady was grinding in her mortar and pestle when she came up with this vision.

DR