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gerdbonk
24th February 2007, 05:21 PM
Your future looks like ass (http://dangerousnews.blogspot.com/2007/02/naked-buttocks-can-predict-future.html)

He is quick to shoot down any suggestion that his buttock groping might be motivated by anything other than a genuine desire to probe people's futures.
Richard
24th February 2007, 05:29 PM
Hmmm, what a bummer. See also:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E0aERQnxWg
fuelair
24th February 2007, 05:43 PM
He is quick to shoot down any suggestion that his buttock groping might be motivated by anything other than a genuine desire to probe people's futures.
I am quite certain he has a genuine desire to probe.....something.
Big Les
24th February 2007, 05:54 PM
Nonetheless, I think serious questions need to be assed about this man's motivation.

The Shirley Ghostman bit on rumpology is fantastic. The "genuine" rumpologist has no more success in reading the bottom at hand than Shirley's rather slow "researcher", sent to find out about the ancient art.

It's an interesting mix; really, really bad cold reading coupled with light petting. And getting paid for it. Hang on...
fuelair
24th February 2007, 06:17 PM
Nonetheless, I think serious questions need to be assed about this man's motivation.

The Shirley Ghostman bit on rumpology is fantastic. The "genuine" rumpologist has no more success in reading the bottom at hand than Shirley's rather slow "researcher", sent to find out about the ancient art.

It's an interesting mix; really, really bad cold reading coupled with light petting. And getting paid for it. Hang on...
I have a vision of S. Browne consulting this character - so some male will handle her parts.:D :jaw-dropp :jaw-dropp :jaw-dropp :D :jaw-dropp
SirPhilip
24th February 2007, 06:35 PM
Just when you thought this couldn't hit new lows..
Hokulele
24th February 2007, 06:38 PM
Just when you thought this couldn't hit new lows..

Are you suggesting this has bottomed out?
Slimething
24th February 2007, 09:39 PM
So that's what the aliens were doing!
CFLarsen
25th February 2007, 12:21 AM
He is quick to shoot down any suggestion that his buttock groping might be motivated by anything other than a genuine desire to probe people's futures.
I am quite certain he has a genuine desire to probe.....something.

To be fair, by doing that, he can in fact predict what will happen in the VERY near future....
Blue Mountain
25th February 2007, 12:31 AM
Hmmm ... somehow this thread reminds me of a certain Monty Python sketch and a Hungarian phrasebook.
lolurigeller
25th February 2007, 12:33 AM
Just when you thought this couldn't hit new lows..

I just saw a photo of this guy examining a woman's butt, so now it's not just simply taking money but also getting away with unethical sexual molestation and harrasement. Now I wish I didn't see this because it's starting to make me angry.
SirPhilip
25th February 2007, 01:02 AM
Are you suggesting this has bottomed out?

Nah, there's a remote possibility (arguable, I know) this may become "tech" among Scientology's higher-ranking homosexual hierarchy.
Zep
25th February 2007, 03:40 AM
Claus, this is one case of a psychic shyster where money is possibly not the major motivating factor! ;) :D
Reno
25th February 2007, 06:50 AM
How did he discover he could do this? If he went around feeling up people's arses, why was he not arrested?
LeCynthia
25th February 2007, 08:13 AM
I often feel my own arse.
Moochie
25th February 2007, 08:19 AM
Nah, there's a remote possibility (arguable, I know) this may become "tech" among Scientology's higher-ranking homosexual hierarchy.

You mean an assist. :D

M.
This Guy
25th February 2007, 08:45 AM
From the link -

"it has a much stronger power of expression than the hand in my experience"

I'm thinking he did some readings near a Mexican restaurant.
Jeff Corey
25th February 2007, 08:54 AM
Is this guy the new Bad Asstronomer?
St.Michael
25th February 2007, 10:13 AM
I'm have this urge to visit him just to fart in his face! :wackytwitcy:
fuelair
25th February 2007, 11:08 AM
I'm have this urge to visit him just to fart in his face! :wackytwitcy:

Be very careful - that might just give him "entertainment" if you know what I mean and I think you do!!:D
St.Michael
25th February 2007, 03:46 PM
Be very careful - that might just give him "entertainment" if you know what I mean and I think you do!!:D

I hadn’t thought of that, honest! ;)
JoeTheJuggler
25th February 2007, 06:44 PM
You mean an assist. :D


I suppose you could think of it as analysis.

I wish we could just put this behind us.
FaisonMars
26th February 2007, 07:33 AM
This form of psychic reading is not all it's cracked up to be.

I get better readings from Uranus.
RichardR
27th February 2007, 03:18 PM
Sylvester Stallone's "psychic" mother Jackie does this too. Send her $125 and a picture of your ass (http://www.jacquelinestallone.com/rumps.html) and she will read it for you.
tracer
27th February 2007, 03:30 PM
From the article in the OP:

He sees his blindness as a great asset

Something tells me the article's author was tryin' to pull a funny or two, here.
EeneyMinnieMoe
27th February 2007, 04:20 PM
I'm not sure who should be paying who for that!
gerdbonk
27th February 2007, 04:44 PM
Sylvester Stallone's "psychic" mother Jackie does this too. Send her $125 and a picture of your ass (http://www.jacquelinestallone.com/rumps.html) and she will read it for you.

Warning: She has "examples". :sour:
pyewhackett
12th March 2007, 04:30 PM
...asstrology...

(or 'arsetrology' in my dialect!)