All you need to know about God

[SkepticSteph]

Everything you ever needed to know about God. (http://www.400monkeys.com/God/)

[Beerina]

Must be Tuesday. :)

[Tanstaafl]

Well, it is a classic!

[fuelair]

Too, too good!!!

[fuelair]

Really, it is!!! DJJ and his ilk - including Doc really need to go here!!!

[SimonD]

Very funny

[Glen.Nogami]

It'd be nice if it had some links to atheist sites, some summary of the most common arguments, etc. As is, it's funny, but unfounded assertions never convinced anyone.

[fuelair]

It is kind of a parody (that makes much more sense than what it parodies) of "Gawd sed it, I bulleev it, that setuls et!"

[grayman]

It is kind of a parody (that makes much more sense than what it parodies) of "Gawd sed it, I bulleev it, that setuls et!"

Amen

[maddog]

OMG!!! Hilarious!!!!

[Glen.Nogami]

It is kind of a parody (that makes much more sense than what it parodies) of "Gawd sed it, I bulleev it, that setuls et!"

True enough. Awesome phonetic spelling :D. I know exactly what that sounded like.

[Filippo Lippi]

It'd be nice if it had some links to atheist sites, some summary of the most common arguments, etc. As is, it's funny, but unfounded assertions never convinced anyone.


And yet there are billions of believers

[BillyJoe]

I got myself a coffee to settle down for a good long read and clicked on the link. . . . .
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to hell

[Glen.Nogami]

And yet there are billions of believers

Gah, that never occured to me :o. Well, here's hoping some believers find this site and go "Oh, I see. Well, that solves that."

[Beerina]

It'd be nice if it had some links to atheist sites, some summary of the most common arguments, etc. As is, it's funny, but unfounded assertions never convinced anyone.

Unfounded assertions? Perhaps you missed the fine print on the FAQ. If you believe there are any errors or inaccuracies, please contact them where your evidence will be subject to rigorous scientific scrutiny and, if substantiated, included in a future update.

[Glen.Nogami]

Unfounded assertions? Perhaps you missed the fine print on the FAQ. If you believe there are any errors or inaccuracies, please contact them where your evidence will be subject to rigorous scientific scrutiny and, if substantiated, included in a future update.

I'm not saying it isn't almost certainly true, just that it's unlikely to convince many people.

[Lonewulf]

I'm not saying it isn't almost certainly true, just that it's unlikely to convince many people.

The purpose was to convince?

[BillyJoe]

It may not convince believers that God does not exist, but perhaps the
idea is to convince them that belief in God is not a scientific proposition.

[quixotecoyote]

I think that's setting the bar a little high for that site.

[Lonewulf]

I think that's setting the bar a little high for that site.

Yeah, that's my thought.

I thought the point was to make people of a similar mindset laugh.

[Beerina]

I'm not saying it isn't almost certainly true, just that it's unlikely to convince many people.

Which is, of course, the point of the fine print. That page is an accurate statement about God, as accurate as humanity can produce at this time.

Anybody who feels otherwise has, in fact, been unable to come up with anything that demonstrates anything wrong with the FAQ.

[Glen.Nogami]

I thought the point was to make people of a similar mindset laugh.

Probably :D It was funny.

[BillyJoe]

I'm with Beerina.
It's not simply a joke, otherwise he wouldn't have bothered with the small print.

[Lonewulf]

Prediction:

This entire thread will devolve into an argument over whether it was a joke or not, proving that we well and truly have absolutely nothing better to do with our lives.

You heard it here first, folks.

[BillyJoe]

This entire thread will devolve into an argument over whether it was a joke or not, proving that we well and truly have absolutely nothing better to do with our lives.On the other hand, if we accept that it was a joke with a point, we can all just stop and be happy? :)

[Lonewulf]

On the other hand, if we accept that it was a joke with a point, we can all just stop and be happy? :)

I'm always happy. Even when I'm not.

[Glen.Nogami]

Prediction:

This entire thread will devolve into an argument over whether it was a joke or not, proving that we well and truly have absolutely nothing better to do with our lives.

You heard it here first, folks.

Horse!

Mule!

Horse!

Mule!

[Lonewulf]

Horse!

Mule!

Horse!

Mule!

Ass! I mean, Donkey!

[Glen.Nogami]

I was agreeing with you, you know. There's really no more to say here, I suppose.

[Lonewulf]

I was agreeing with you, you know.

Yeah, I know, I was just having fun with it.

There's really no more to say here, I suppose.

And yet, here we are. Saying more. :D