One second in the mind of god, or something

[MartinGibbs]

Looking for a humorous page I saw many moons ago, entitled, "One second in the mind of god" or some other thing.

Was basically what god would hear in a given second. Lots of "please god justhis once save billy and let the chargers win" etc.

any ideas?

thanks in advance :)

[Yahweh]

I'd assume that in any given second, 1000s of couples are engaging in sexual intercourse... but what do I know, keep in mind I have a tendency of really low-balling my guestimations...

[MartinGibbs]

Yes, I'd agree.

But...what I'm looking for is an actual web site I saw, full of pleas and begging and arguing and bargaining and all that.

[SquishyDave]

Skydaddy would probably be like

"FOR THE LAST TIME! DON'T MENTION IT, ENJOY YOUR MEAL. LOOK, I'VE GOT SIX NEW MULTIVERSES TO CREATE BEFORE NEXT WEEK, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS."

Seeing as the most hardcore pray-alot people would usually only have sex for procreation (or at least be all repressed about), they would have sex far more rarely than food, they eat 3 times a day, it would inevitably be almost non stop thanks for the grub for the poor guy.

But I don't know the webpage :)