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rjh01
16th March 2007, 12:27 AM
I am a time traveller. I came from 195# when I was born and since then have been travelling forward in time at the rate of one year per year.:D

I somehow doubt that Randi will contact me for an interview.:D
Big Al
16th March 2007, 01:41 AM
I am a time traveller. I came from 195# when I was born and since then have been travelling forward in time at the rate of one year per year.:D

I somehow doubt that Randi will contact me for an interview.:D

Greetings, traveller! <assumes slow, halting voice as if addressing an imbecile>. I have come from your future. Do you understand? I am from the year 196#. I am sure you will want to ask me about all the marvellous progress we had achieved by my time.
alfaniner
16th March 2007, 07:09 AM
Every night I go to bed and time-shift about 8 hours into the future.

Sometimes I have to stop for bathroom breaks...
Horatius
16th March 2007, 09:47 AM
We would also like to hear from anyone who may have experienced inter-dimensional relocation.


Well, I have this small box in my building. I enter it on my floor, and when the door opens again, I've been relocated to another floor!

I'm not sure if it works "inter-dimensionally", but it is pretty reliable, so it must be really high-techy.
Slimething
16th March 2007, 11:20 PM
Sometimes I get unstuck in time. (Apologies to Kurt Vonnegut!) During one harrowing week, I almost sat down and cried when I realized that the day was Thursday when up to then I thought it was Friday. Sometimes I wake up during the workweek and try to make it Saturday.

Doest that qualify?
BillyJoe
16th March 2007, 11:41 PM
Aw, come on guys, I know you've all read the next sentence about coming back again...
Blight
16th March 2007, 11:56 PM
I wonder if they got the idea for this thing watching the colbert report this week (colbert's future-self visited himself on the show)
YouBelieveWHAT?
19th March 2007, 04:16 AM
Years ago, the boss I worked for then used to have regular, boring staff meetings every Monday.

These were scheduled as 30 minute meetings.

However, he must have had some form of time travel office - usually whenever we came out after the half hour, somtimes as much as two hours had passed in the rest of the universe.

Hmmm - Spooky :)

YBW
BillyJoe
19th March 2007, 05:10 AM
Time travels fast when you're having fun.
Time travels slow when life's a bum.
But time travels back for no one.
tracer
19th March 2007, 11:45 AM
From the commentary at http://www.randi.org/jr/2007-03/031607bowl.html#i7 , quoting another website:
We are shooting a pilot and looking to find some testimonials and interviews of people who have been time travelers.
They're shooting a pilot?

Sheesh, what did he do that warrants the use of a firing squad? Abscond with one of their Cessnas?
Fnord
19th March 2007, 12:49 PM
!ESAELP ,em pleh ydobemoS !emit ni sdrawkcab gnillevart m'I !pleH

Never mind ... stupid mirror sites ...
Big Al
21st March 2007, 02:13 AM
Years ago, the boss I worked for then used to have regular, boring staff meetings every Monday.

These were scheduled as 30 minute meetings.

However, he must have had some form of time travel office - usually whenever we came out after the half hour, somtimes as much as two hours had passed in the rest of the universe.

Hmmm - Spooky :)

YBW

I miust be from a mirror universe. I go into a two-hour meeting and come out to find only thirty minutes have passed outside the room.