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cgallaga
16th March 2007, 09:33 PM
Gambian President Yahya Jammeh announced he had discovered a cure for the disease that has wreaked havoc across Africa. He made that announcement in front of a group of foreign diplomats, telling them the treatment was revealed to him by his ancestors in a dream.

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/africa/03/15/koinange.africa/index.html

clarsct
16th March 2007, 09:36 PM
I hope it is.

I'm sure he will submit it for medical testing in respected labs using properly blinded, placebo controlled techiques.


After all, it's only a Nobel Prize.....who wants that Stockholm piece of crap, anyway?

trvlr2
16th March 2007, 09:36 PM
Absolutely-claims a 3 day cure! Herbal remedies rule!



NOT!

Cello Man
16th March 2007, 11:22 PM
And this guy is running a sovreign nation. I want off of this planet.

valis
16th May 2010, 10:54 AM
At the only hospital in the capital of this tiny West African nation, a 3-year-old AIDS patient named Suleiman receives his daily dose of medication -- a murky brown concoction of seven herbs and spices served out of a bottle that once contained pancake syrup.

Seven herbs and spices? We're talking medicinal fried chicken.

http://ramascreen.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/South-Park.JPG

philkensebben
16th May 2010, 11:01 AM
Now heres a decent case for 'regime change'

BenBurch
16th May 2010, 11:28 AM
Is there any indication that this hasn't changed in three years?

Moon-Spinner
16th May 2010, 11:45 AM
I wonder if those 7 herbs and spices are a closely guarded secret recipe, or is it something I can find in my Betty Crocker Cookbook?

BenBurch
16th May 2010, 12:43 PM
I wonder if those 7 herbs and spices are a closely guarded secret recipe, or is it something I can find in my Betty Crocker Cookbook?

I wonder if any are on DEA Schedule 1?

bit_pattern
17th May 2010, 04:00 AM
7 herbs and spices, lol! He's obviously a member of the Sanders ancestral line!

lionking
17th May 2010, 04:04 AM
For a while I thought cgallega was back. Pity.

Mark6
17th May 2010, 08:10 AM
Oy.

I knew once a physics student at RPI who claimed that the secret of cheap fusion came to him in a dream, and he became a physics major in order to make sense of that dream. Which I suppose put him on a better track than most woowoos. (The fact he got accepted into RPI indicates certain amount of working intelligence, too.)

That was 15 years ago, and I had not heard of him winnig Nobel Prize yet, so I suppose the dream was not all it was cracked up to be. But I hope he found gainful employment as a physicist.