To keep it light and non-controversial, don't talk about ...

[Abdul Alhazred]

To keep it light and non-controversial, don't talk about religion or politics.

And above all, don't try to "pass the time" by talking about the weather. This isn't the twentieth century, pal.



Sure is hot out.

YEAH AND WE KNOW WHOSE FAULT THAT IS, DON'T WE?



Nice weather today.

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PROVE!!!???


etc.

[Zep]

Your avatar has a nice smile.

[Lurker]

Your avatar has a nice smile.


Zep, why is your avatar always frowning? Is he pissed at the current govt?

[Hutch]

Zep, why is your avatar always frowning? Is he pissed at the current govt?

Lurker, it's nighttime with a full moon and you're wearing sunglasses?

Just what are you trying to cover up, mister..

[brodski]

Lurker, it's nighttime with a full moon and you're wearing sunglasses?

Just what are you trying to cover up, mister..

That’s just the sort of knee-jerk aggressiveness that I would expect from the military-industrial complex!

[Tricky]

That’s just the sort of knee-jerk aggressiveness that I would expect from the military-industrial complex!
Would you please stop sexually harassing everyone with your avatar? No wonder the military-industrial complex kicked you out.

[Lurker]

Would you please stop sexually harassing everyone with your avatar? No wonder the military-industrial complex kicked you out.

How can anyone take you seriously when you are always dressed up in that hideous blue outfit? This is some sort of pro-gay agenda thingee, isn't it?

[Tricky]

How can anyone take you seriously when you are always dressed up in that hideous blue outfit? This is some sort of pro-gay agenda thingee, isn't it?
Oh don't try to pretend you are being brave by challenging me. I know that since you are religious, you can't be brave (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?p=2449000#post2449000).

[Lurker]

Oh don't try to pretend you are being brave by challenging me. I know that since you are religious, you can't be brave (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?p=2449000#post2449000).

You DARE bring up religion, you hairatick!

[Darth Rotor]

You DARE bring up religion, you hairatick!
How dare you mock heretical lycanthropes with your avatar, thou vile caninite? I gotcher full moon right here, pal. :p

*slaps own behind*

DR

[brodski]

How dare you mock heretical lycanthropes with your avatar, thou vile caninite? I gotcher full moon right here, pal. :p

*slaps own behind*

DR

Oh and out he comes, why is it impossible for a thread to go by without Darth Rotor shoving his pro-gay agendum* down our throats.


*(he’s only got one)

[Darth Rotor]

Oh and out he comes, why is it impossible for a thread to go by without Darth Rotor shoving his pro-gay agendum* down our throats.


*(he’s only got one)
In polite company, we do not discuss an other person's agendum, you cad. :cool: Now, when you are done choking on mine, will you please explain the thrust of the meaning in your avatar?

DR

[Ohmer]

That’s just the sort of knee-jerk aggressiveness that I would expect from the military-industrial complex!

Why do you hate America?

[Darth Rotor]

Why do you hate America?
Because the weather sucks harder than the politicians' clergymans' mistresses do.

DR





(Yay me, got weather, politics, sex and religion all into one sentence! Do I get a prize?)

[steverino]

This is all Anti-Semitic drivel.

[Darth Rotor]

This is all Anti-Semitic drivel.

The sun is shining down here in Texas. If you don't like drivel, leave Seattle.

Oh, wait, that's drizzle.

Sorry. :blush:

DR

[brodski]

Now, when you are done choking on mine, will you please explain the thrust of the meaning in your avatar?


I was given this avatar in the “let someone else pick your avatar” thread, I think it was corpse cruncher who gave it to me, but I can’t remember for sure, and I don’t know what it means.
And who are you to question me on how I chose to express my deeply held political views through the medium of the avatar? You freedom hating bigoted luddite!

[brodski]

Why do you hate America?

America ran over my dog when I was a kid, and never even apologised.

[Darth Rotor]

I was given this avatar in the “let someone else pick your avatar” thread, I think it was corpse cruncher who gave it to me, but I can’t remember for sure, and I don’t know what it means.
And who are you to question me on how I chose to express my deeply held political views through the medium of the avatar? You freedom hating bigoted luddite!
Why do you hate luds?

DR

[brodski]

Why do you hate luds?

DR

Because Ned Ludd promised me new pair of stockings, and then managed to break the frame before the job was completed. 196 years is a long time to go bare legged, and so I am quiet resentful of this.

[Overman]

You freedom hating bigoted luddite!

Hating Freedom is my right as a Free American you Nazi loving Communist!!!

[Tricky]

This is all Anti-Semitic drivel.If you believe that, then the terrorists have already won.

[Lurker]

Why do you hate luds?

DR

Why do you support evil, Mr Darth?

[steverino]

Who said Shemp's goat was controversial? :crazy:

[BPSCG]

#$% all of yez. That's all. Just #$% all of yez.

[Darth Rotor]

Why do you support evil, Mr Darth?
You do not know the power of the Dark Side, Lurker! It's greater than that of the Energizer Bunny, just not as fuzzy.

Lurker, I am your father, give in to the Dark Side of the Farce! :cool:

DR

[Lurker]

#$% all of yez. That's all. Just #$% all of yez.


I'd expect this sort of class, considering you're from west Virginia.

[Lurker]

You do not know the power of the Dark Side, Lurker! It's greater than that of the Energizer Bunny, just not as fuzzy.


Why you! What do you have against Bunnies? Me and Heff like em with a little fuzz, not bare like you seem to. That's illegal!

[steverino]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC5BIuhQBy0

Non-controversial hilarity.

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I have no idea how to do the "I agree" thinggy.

[BPSCG]

I'd expect this sort of class, considering you're from west Virginia.So, after all that begging, how many of those girls from Superior finally condescended to sleep with you?

[Lurker]

So, after all that begging, how many of those girls from Superior finally condescended to sleep with you?

Whilst alive or dead?

[LawnOven]

I have it on good authority that the Revolution was a hoax cooked up in a government studio, and the United States doesn't actually exist.

[Lonewulf]

Whilst alive or dead?

Deer don't count.

[Darth Rotor]

Whilst alive or dead?
Muahahah, you cannot trick me this is a trick question: dead girls can't choose plaid, nor can they say yes.

What's with this Artful Dodger bit, Lurker, are ya feelin' the heat in your loins when you hear that Bambi will be on Disney Channel?

Oh, wait, you mean the other Bambi, Bambi Woods (http://www.answers.com/topic/bambi-woods)?

That's different. ;)

Another strong theory is that she died during the making of another film called "Debbie Does Farmland"; the film was apparently abandoned.

DR

[Lurker]

Deer don't count.


[Rule 8]!!