Famous Spirits

[Azathoth]

I don't know whether this nut has come up before, but have a look at Famous Spirits (http://www.famousspirits.com/). I am almost too embarrassed to reveal that I got the link from somethingawful.com, where it is the Awful Link of the Day.
From the site:

"The goal is to match the spirits of deceased individuals of notable achievements with bodies of people who are willing to work with those spirits."

"Feel free to browse. If you find a Famous Spirit that you would like, you can find out if you qualify to receive it. We have spirits available to suit all budgets."

Browsing through his spirit list, it looks like Einstein is available for a mere $25,000,000.

From the bizarrely amusing (http://www.princeleopold.com/personal.html), the site also descends into the irritating and awful, such as his discussion of the Laci Peterson murder and the Columbia astronauts.

[Liamo]

Why pay when you can correspond with them (http://www.dialogus2.org/enindex.html) for free?

Write To Our Personalities! They Will Answer You!

Ready To Answer:
AKHENATON - LOUIS ARMSTRONG - JESUS THE NAZARENE - PONTIUS PILATE
KARL MARX - JOHN R.R. TOLKIEN - VICTORIA R.I. - JOHN WATSON
ARTHUR RIMBAUD - MARQUIS DE SADE - CHARLES DE GAULLE
YITZHAK RABIN - FREDDIE MERCURY - LOUIS XVI - SALADIN

Liam

[Yahweh]

Other famous spirits include that one guy from Macbeth, Casper, the Ghost of Christmas Future, and BooBerry Ghost...

[c0rbin]

JESUS THE NAZARENE

Awww...you mean it's not JESUS, THE GUY WHO USED TO CUT MY NEIGHBOR'S LAWN?

[Dragon]

Here's a famous spirit that I am always happy to receive -

http://www.laphroaig.com/images/10year_scroll.jpg .

From this site (http://www.laphroaig.com/images/10year_scroll.jpg) .

[Yahweh]

Mineral Spirits!

[Psiload]

Hey, he was in contact with Saddam Hussein's spirit, and get this...

"Three days before the start of the war, my body, his sons and the rest of his immediate family left Baghdad and fled to Syria. They travelled by tunnel to the airport and flew to the neighboring country. Right now he is watching the war on several TV's from the comfort of an elaborate home in Syria. The Iraqi TV broadcast was really Saddam, but the man working the crowd in Baghdad was a body double."

Go figger'... those two dumbass son's of his were safe and sound in Syria, and they went and snuck back into Iraq, and got themselves kilt.

:roll:

[tracer]

Originally posted by Azathoth
"Feel free to browse. If you find a Famous Spirit that you would like, you can find out if you qualify to receive it. We have spirits available to suit all budgets."

Browsing through his spirit list, it looks like Einstein is available for a mere $25,000,000.
Yeesh! Has anybody actually paid money to these scammers?

[Skat Bo]

Originally posted by Azathoth

From the bizarrely amusing (http://www.princeleopold.com/personal.html), the site also descends into the irritating and awful, such as his discussion of the Laci Peterson murder and the Columbia astronauts.

From the abvoe mentioned site
The young prince had secretly trained himself to become a spiritual expert and learned to communicate with spirits and animals, especially the dolphins who used to visit when he called them.

Is this the biography of Aquaman?

[I'll_buy_that]

Dr. Suess is only 800k? Now I know this isn't the real thing

[I'll_buy_that]

All right, for 50 mil I can be Jesus Christ. How do I know that it wasn't already claimed?

Is there a money back guarantee if I find out that he really didn't exist? Or how about God for that matter? wouldn't I get all three for the price of one? :D

[jj]

Ferrand Special Reserve Cognac

Laphroig

Balvinie DoubleWood

Craggenmore 15yr.

Stroh's Inlander Rum

Calem 1969 Port

What did I leave out?

[EdipisReks]

Originally posted by jj
Ferrand Special Reserve Cognac

Laphroig

Balvinie DoubleWood

Craggenmore 15yr.

Stroh's Inlander Rum

Calem 1969 Port

What did I leave out?

Macallan 25, and my personal favorite, Highland Park 18 yr. mmmmmm scotch.

[The Don]

Port is not a spirit, it's a fortified wine.

[The Don]

Port is not a spirit, it's a fortified wine.

[Psiload]

Originally posted by Psiload
Hey, he was in contact with Saddam Hussein's spirit, and get this...

"Three days before the start of the war, my body, his sons and the rest of his immediate family left Baghdad and fled to Syria. They travelled by tunnel to the airport and flew to the neighboring country. Right now he is watching the war on several TV's from the comfort of an elaborate home in Syria. The Iraqi TV broadcast was really Saddam, but the man working the crowd in Baghdad was a body double."

Go figger'... those two dumbass son's of his were safe and sound in Syria, and they went and snuck back into Iraq, and got themselves kilt.

:roll:

Bumpity, bump, bump...

Hey... go figger the World #1 Master Psychic, Prince Leopold aka Leo Jean, PhD:

http://www.princeleopold.com/

took a dump on this one. He contacted Saddam Hussein's "spirit", and determined that Sadam's sons, Uday, and Qusay, were still alive... Oops! He initially had Saddam dead, and his sons whooping it up in Syria.

I think the World #1 Master Psychic should look into getting the World #2 Master Psychic to contact the webpage on which he made his amazing revelation, it seems to have "crossed over to a higher spiritual plane":

http://www.famousspirits.com/

He's got a new page up:

http://www.princeleopold.com/whatsnew.html

He's backpedaling furiously about Saddam being dead, but, oddly enough, he hasn't ammended his claims about Saddam's sons being alive.

Seems "the prince" has quite a history of backpedaling:

Regarding Elizabeth Smart... he pulled a Psitech. He initially claimed that he had contacted her "spirit", and determined that she had indeed, "slipped her mortal coil"... he's singing a different tune now. Seems that her "spirit" had initially given him the brush off, so then he was forced to go to Elizabeth's "higher self", and he got the real scoop. You can see all the details (the initial "reading", his attempts to contact the Smart family, etc...) here:

http://www.negativegods.com/esmartrecover.html

Wait, no you can't... it seems that page has also gone the way of the buggy whip.

[The Don]

Oviously stole the "came from Belgium, parents killled repeatedly" from Mike Myers and the plot fo Austin Powers III

[!Xx+-Rational-+xX!]

Irrational! There I debunked it!

[Folly]

jj said

Ferrand Special Reserve Cognac

Laphroig

Balvinie DoubleWood

Craggenmore 15yr.

Stroh's Inlander Rum

Calem 1969 Port

What did I leave out?


Ardbeg and Bowmore!