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LordCardigan
28th July 2003, 05:15 AM
I hav billte ye perpetual moshon mashine. Altho tis not verily a mashine as ye device does no work as yet, excepting to move the humoural gases of ye atmosfere.

Lo! the million of your dollas shall be mine.

Haw Haw.
Zep
28th July 2003, 05:52 AM
Excuse me??
Lord Emsworth
28th July 2003, 06:13 AM
Nobility!

They're all crazy
Doubt
28th July 2003, 06:15 AM
Originally posted by LordCardigan
I hav billte ye perpetual moshon mashine. Altho tis not verily a mashine

It almost sounds like he is channeling Robert Burns.
Zep
28th July 2003, 06:22 AM
Or Klingons.
NoZed Avenger
28th July 2003, 07:22 AM
pillory? Is that ye?
roger
28th July 2003, 07:26 AM
Helius was at least vaguely funny.
Crossbow
28th July 2003, 08:57 AM
Originally posted by LordCardigan
I hav billte ye perpetual moshon mashine. Altho tis not verily a mashine as ye device does no work as yet, excepting to move the humoural gases of ye atmosfere.

Lo! the million of your dollas shall be mine.

Haw Haw.

Wow! So you want your million squids, eh?

Well, fair is fair says I. So I will give you one squid now and the put rest on an installment plan.
LordCardigan
30th July 2003, 08:42 AM
HawHaw!

Ye vile knaves wax humoroos!

Mine mashine be a reciprocating device akin to that of good Mr. Newcommen (Esq). Lo and beheeach the mine mashine use no coal nor coke nor takes it the space akin to mine good lady wench's undergarment gaurde-robe.

Mine machine is powered solely by the mysterious fluctions of the lode-stone.

Haw Haw.

Where is my million silver dollar mr Randy (Esq)?
athon
4th August 2003, 01:37 AM
Isn't this guy in that movie coming out soon, 'League of Extradordinarily Annoying Gentlemen'?

Athon
Kimpatsu
4th August 2003, 07:41 AM
Originally posted by Lord Emsworth
Nobility!
They're all crazy
No, they're all inbred.
Same thing, really... :cool:
LordCardigan
5th August 2003, 03:15 AM
Mine magnetik moshone mashine:

A simpel harmonic oscialator powered by the balanced opposing misterioos phorces of gravity an magnetic fluxations.

HawHaw!
Kimpatsu
5th August 2003, 07:22 PM
Originally posted by LordCardigan
Mine magnetik moshone mashine:

A simpel harmonic oscialator powered by the balanced opposing misterioos phorces of gravity an magnetic fluxations.

HawHaw!
...Thereby reversing the polarity of the neutron flow, enabling the force harmonic of the universe to change the energy signature of living matter... (continues ad nauseum...)
LordCardigan
6th August 2003, 01:25 AM
Originally posted by Kimpatsu

...Thereby reversing the polarity of the neutron flow, enabling the force harmonic of the universe to change the energy signature of living matter... (continues ad nauseum...)

Ye sound verily like a chapee wot once sold to me a novel pile cure made of snake skins...

Methinks ye be a charlatan!
MRC_Hans
6th August 2003, 01:52 AM
:tr: :nope: :s2:


Hans
Doubt
6th August 2003, 06:06 AM
Originally posted by MRC_Hans
:tr: :nope: :s2:


Hans

More likely this is someone’s attempt at humor. Possibly a sock puppet. Given the spelling, I cannot believe this person wants to be taken seriously.
Kimpatsu
6th August 2003, 06:39 AM
Lord C's not a troll, he's a joker. This be old English, wot? Pip pip, old chap!