The Force

[firecoins]

I believe the WTC was brought down by a Jedi Master. When Truthers say Jews they mean Jedi. I as a Jew have Jedi powers.

[Alareth]

Preposterous!

It was obviously done with the reality manipulating powers of a member of the Q Continuum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q_Continuum)

[Unfit4Command]

I believe the WTC was brought down by a Jedi Master. When Truthers say Jews they mean Jedi. I as a Jew have Jedi powers.

What planet is in your avatar?!~ Is that Planet X?

[Whiplash]

Preposterous!

It was obviously done with the reality manipulating powers of a member of the Q Continuum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q_Continuum)


HAHAH, I just happen to be watching the TNG episode "Q Who?" while I read this message, very nice.. I must be psychic. Watchout Randi, I'm coming for the million.

[Mobyseven]

Congratulations padawan, the force is strong with you.

Levitate the matzoh, will you?

[Redtail]

I believe the WTC was brought down by a Jedi Master. When Truthers say Jews they mean Jedi. I as a Jew have Jedi powers.

:jaw-droppA Jew-di! (Somebody had to do it)

[Babbylonian]

It's obvious that Jedi aren't Jews. If they were, Darth Vader would have made Luke put on a sweater before trying to encase him in carbonite.

[Mobyseven]

It's obvious that Jedi aren't Jews. If they were, Darth Vader would have made Luke put on a sweater before trying to encase him in carbonite.

Lets face it - Star Wars is all about putting the black man down. I mean, the bad guy is black, and then right at the end he takes off his mask, and he's a white guy! What that's saying is that deep down, every black man just wants to be white!






(Points to anyone who can tell me what movie I adopted that rant from. Note that it isn't word for word as it's been a while since I've seen it...)

[Unsecured Coins]

Chasing Amy. I win

[Whiplash]

Lets face it - Star Wars is all about putting the black man down. I mean, the bad guy is black, and then right at the end he takes off his mask, and he's a white guy! What that's saying is that deep down, every black man just wants to be white!



Heck ya.. And of course, Lando shows us you can never trust a brutha.

[Mobyseven]

10 points to Unsecured Coins for getting in first.

5 points to Whiplash for his answer too.

[firecoins]

Well since the the dark side has a laser beam space weapon, it must mean Jedis are behind it. Isn't George Lucas a Jew? Or he knows a Jew?

[Wartrac]

Space beams collapsed the towers.......space beam weapons were created by the Sith......the Sith are dark jedi......Jedi's were created by George Lucas.......George Lucas made Indiana Jones with Steven Spielberg.....Spielberg Directed Schindlers List starring Liam Neeson.....Liam Neeson was also in The Phantom Menace......and in the Star Wars Prequels is where they showed the plans of the first Death Star with the Beam Weapon........

Liam Neeson was behind 9/11

[negativ]

Lets face it - Star Wars is all about putting the black man down. I mean, the bad guy is black, and then right at the end he takes off his mask, and he's a white guy! What that's saying is that deep down, every black man just wants to be white!

Funny you should mention that:

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[Gamolon]

Wouldn't they be called Jewdis?

[Arkan_Wolfshade]

Chasing Amy. I win
*raises hand*
What's a Nubian?

[Unsecured Coins]

*raises hand*
What's a Nubian?


Shut the F'k UP!!

[rwguinn]

*raises hand*
What's a Nubian?
You should have paid for the 10 pence reading, instead of just the 1p
Then you'd know.

[firecoins]

Space beams collapsed the towers.......space beam weapons were created by the Sith......the Sith are dark jedi......Jedi's were created by George Lucas.......George Lucas made Indiana Jones with Steven Spielberg.....Spielberg Directed Schindlers List starring Liam Neeson.....Liam Neeson was also in The Phantom Menace......and in the Star Wars Prequels is where they showed the plans of the first Death Star with the Beam Weapon........

Liam Neeson was behind 9/11
I am sure it was Hayden Christenson when they say how well he could act. That what caused the towers to collapse!

[firecoins]

by the way I am promoting my stand up comedy gig on Thursday.

The Duplex
Christopher Street and 7th ave in the West Village
9:30pm
All the info in the humor section. I will be talking about how the Jews planeed 9/11. Since I am a Jew I will be appealing to my authority.

[Arkan_Wolfshade]

by the way I am promoting my stand up comedy gig on Thursday.

The Duplex
Christopher Street and 7th ave in the West Village
9:30pm
All the info in the humor section. I will be talking about how the Jews planeed 9/11. Since I am a Jew I will be appealing to my authority.
So when are you (or Abbys for that matter) coming to Zanies in Chicago?

[Andúril]

*raises hand*
What's a Nubian?
Someone once in the time of ancient Greece said that "Nubians are different from Egyptians in that that they are honest..."

[firecoins]

So when are you (or Abbys for that matter) coming to Zanies in Chicago?
I haven't seen her in awhile. I am told she no longer does stand up but I am not certain on that. I have to set up a date with them. Hopfully in July.