Evolution disproved by jar of peanut butter.

[thinkingaboutit]

Well thanks for setting me straight.

http://www.alternet.org/blogs/video/#50013

[thinkingaboutit]

Gah wrong forum. Can someone move this for me or is there a way to do it myself?

[defaultdotxbe]

well evolution certainly constitues a conspiracy theory, what with housands of scientists covering up evidence for creation and all

[Brainster]

There was an argument that bananas prove intelligent design awhile ago, because bananas are so easily eaten. Of course, pineapples are not so easily eaten; does this disprove intelligent design?

[defaultdotxbe]

There was an argument that bananas prove intelligent design awhile ago, because bananas are so easily eaten.
i dont know, when iw as a kid i always had trouble peeling bananas, i always ended up smushing half of it


......did i just disprove evolution by being dumber than a chimp? lol

[Unfit4Command]

i dont know, when iw as a kid i always had trouble peeling bananas, i always ended up smushing half of it


......did i just disprove evolution by being dumber than a chimp? lol

I think everyone has that problem at one time or another. :(

[ConspiRaider]

i dont know, when iw as a kid i always had trouble peeling bananas, i always ended up smushing half of it


......did i just disprove evolution by being dumber than a chimp? lol
Oh man that just reminded me of a bit of Acting Class hell. The hard part about being an actor isn't getting into character or affecting an accent or learning lines or taking direction or sitting in the makeup chair for two hours. It's acting classes. If you can survive them without going crazy, you can do a textbook Hamlet even on a bad day.

We had to bring a banana to acting class. What the hell for, we all wondered?

Well, the next day, there we all are sitting in a circle with our bananas. Then we had to smoosh them, just mash the living hell out of them. And then we had to describe how it felt, how the banana must have felt, how it felt to see others destroying this usually inoffensive fruit and so on. Encounter-group crap. God how I hated acting class. You learn how to act one way: You do it. The more you do it, the better you get.

[e^n]

......did i just disprove evolution by being dumber than a chimp? lol

Here are two interesting facts! (first may not be true)

Chimps actually eat bananas from the 'bottom' upwards, they peel them from that side

Bananas have already been bred through artificial selection to produce the modern banana, lack of historical research being the ironic way for this argument to be disproven.

[ConspiRaider]

Here are two interesting facts! (first may not be true)

Chimps actually eat bananas from the 'bottom' upwards, they peel them from that side

Bananas have already been bred through artificial selection to produce the modern banana, lack of historical research being the ironic way for this argument to be disproven.
Pretty smart, are chimps. By peeling the banana from the bottom, the edible part is exposed closest to the chimp's mouth. The chimp then uses the force of gravity to drop the shorn fruit down its throat (at near freefall speed).

[FactCheck]

He was right, I'll never forget it. HAHAHA!!!!

[Brainster]

Here's the Banana Evidence (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4472004596147265716) in video form.

[boloboffin]

How do peanut butter and bananas prove God?

Because you can put them between two slice of white bread, grill the sandwich in butter, and then eat the sandwich while hot. If you do not see God while eating this sandwich, consume enough of them and you eventually will.