Nuclear War for Easter, ho hum.

[HeyLeroy]

Another nut-jub website is predicting a 'false-flag attack' (this time, nuclear) inside the US for an excuse to retaliate against Iran. Israel will soon follow against Syria.

PLANS CONTINUE IN MOTION FOR A DRAMATIC FALSE FLAG "TERRORIST" ATTACK — LIKELY TO COINCIDE WITH THE EASTER HOLIDAY.

LOCATION ASSUMED TO BE U.S.A. THIS EVENT WILL BE NUCLEAR. U.S. ATTACK ON IRAN AND ISRAELI ATTACK ON SYRIA WILL FOLLOW — ALSO NUCLEAR
http://www.ken-welch.com/Central.html

Pack your bags, folks, line up in an orderly fashion, south-west-corner of the basement, stop-drop-and-roll, etc., etc., etc..

(It's in all-caps; you know they're serious.)

[CHF]

You just watch. They'll stage a nuclear attack and then blame it on... Chechens. Yup, the Chechens.

Then they'll make a seperate WMD case against Iran and they'll try to tie it in with the "Chechen" attack somehow.

Now you might be asking yourself: "why not just blame the Iranians instead of Chechens?"

I dunno; but that's clearly how they do these things.

[HeyLeroy]

If I hadn't already nominated a caffeine-screen today, that woulda got mine!:D

[jhunter1163]

So I shouldn't bother boiling my Easter eggs before I color them, since the bomb will cook them for me?

[T.A.M.]

Another nut-jub website is predicting a 'false-flag attack' (this time, nuclear) inside the US for an excuse to retaliate against Iran. Israel will soon follow against Syria.


Pack your bags, folks, line up in an orderly fashion, south-west-corner of the basement, stop-drop-and-roll, etc., etc., etc..

(It's in all-caps; you know they're serious.)

Love the avatar.

So if every day I predict there will be a terrorist attack a week from that day, I will likely be correct...at some point...right?

TAM:)

[HeyLeroy]

Didn't work for the Jehovahs' Nitwits when they first started!:D

[defaultdotxbe]

i like these posts, it shows the truthers dont care about evidence, theyve already decided the next attack is an inside job before its even occured

very frugal of them

[T.A.M.]

you know, since most of them believe reality as we see it is merely what the aliens plant in our minds while we feed them, you'd think they'd be pretty miffed with the boring story the aliens are feeding them. I mean come on...the USG responsible for all that is bad in the world...where is the creativity...

I don't blame them for wanting the hose at the back of their necks pulled out.

TAM:)

[pomeroo]

Gee, do you think they'll apologize when it doesn't happen?

[defaultdotxbe]

Gee, do you think they'll apologize when it doesn't happen?
no, theyll claim credit for averting the disaster by getting the word out

[Mr. Skinny]

Geez...I was just getting over the prediction that the world would end in Dec. 2012.

That's just 6 months after I retire. :mad:

Now I find out I'm gonna have to go into survival mode come Easter!!!

Man, it's really depressing reading this subforum....

[Drudgewire]

no, theyll claim credit for averting the disaster by getting the word out
Pffft, big deal. I saved the world from nuclear annihilation three times this weekend and still had time to hit the bars. :rolleyes:

[Unfit4Command]

no, theyll claim credit for averting the disaster by getting the word out

Thank god for the Truth Movement then, they must have averted several false flag terror operations, especially Alex Jones.

Thanks guys! :)

[parky76]

The nuclear attack will come from Mars. But we all know Mars was a Roman God...and who fought the Romans? Persia!!!

What is Persia now called?? Iran.

Connect the dots people..connect the dots.

[Unsecured Coins]

Pffft, big deal. I saved the world from nuclear annihilation three times this weekend and still had time to hit the bars. :rolleyes:

Jack Bauer? Holy sheet! I'm a big fan of yours!

[A W Smith]

Isnt bomb sunday always before easter?

[The Doc]

Jack Bauer? Holy sheet! I'm a big fan of yours!

Pffffft, Jack's saved the world like 5 times ;)

[Unfit4Command]

The nuclear attack will come from Mars. But we all know Mars was a Roman God...and who fought the Romans? Persia!!!

What is Persia now called?? Iran.

Connect the dots people..connect the dots.

Wow man, just...wow...:jaw-dropp

[Mince]

You know, all of these Truther false flag alerts are false flags themselves.

[Brainache]

Well I guess we don't have to worry about pancake Tuesday anymore. Or Plame Sunday for that matter.

[defaultdotxbe]

The nuclear attack will come from Mars. But we all know Mars was a Roman God...and who fought the Romans? Persia!!!

What is Persia now called?? Iran.

Connect the dots people..connect the dots.
i thought persia fought the greeks (under alexander the great)

but roman gods were just facsimiles of their greek predecessors, so it still works out the same way, just slightly more convoluted, but that makes for a better CT anyway

[T.A.M.]

Tarpley was just on 1010 CFRB in Toronto claiming he has it on good source (Russian Military) that this Good Friday, early Morning, Iran will be attacked by The US, called Operation "Bite", lasting 12 hours...lol

OMG.

TAM:)

[Cl1mh4224rd]

i like these posts, it shows the truthers dont care about evidence, theyve already decided the next attack is an inside job before its even occured

very frugal of them
Yep. Can't waste that energy thinkin'. They need it fer fightin'!

Tarpley was just on 1010 CFRB in Toronto claiming he has it on good source (Russian Military) that this Good Friday, early Morning, Iran will be attacked by The US, called Operation "Bite", lasting 12 hours...lol

OMG.
Bah. Lame. I voted for the name "Operation Marshmallow Peep".

[Unsecured Coins]

[Courtesy Of OutlawJournalism.com] US ATTACK IRAN APRIL 6 07

Operation Bite - April 6 Sneak Attack By US Forces On Iran Planned - Russian Military Sources Warn
General Ivashov Calls For Emergency Session Of UN Security Council To Ward Off Looming US Aggression

Webster G. Tarpley . March 26, 2007

WASHINGTON DC — The long awaited US military attack on Iran is now on track for the first week of April, specifically for 4 AM on April 6, the Good Friday opening of Easter weekend, writes the well-known Russian journalist Andrei Uglanov in the Moscow weekly “Argumenty Nedeli.” Uglanov cites Russian military experts close to the Russian General Staff for his account.

The attack is slated to last for twelve hours, according to Uglanov, lasting from 4 AM until 4 PM local time. Friday is a holiday in Iran. In the course of the attack, code named Operation Bite, about 20 targets are marked for bombing; the list includes uranium enrichment facilities, research centers, and laboratories.
They'd tell us more, but that's classified.


The first reactor at the Bushehr nuclear plant, where Russian engineers are working, is supposed to be spared from destruction. The US attack plan reportedly calls for the Iranian air defense system to be degraded, for numerous Iranian warships to be sunk in the Persian Gulf, and the for the most important headquarters of the Iranian armed forces to be wiped out.

The attacks will be mounted from a number of bases, including the island of Diego Garcia in the Indian Ocean. Diego Garcia is currently home to B-52 bombers equipped with standoff missiles. Also participating in the air strikes will be US naval aviation from aircraft carriers in the Persian Gulf, as well as from those of the Sixth Fleet in the Mediterranean. Additional cruise missiles will be fired from submarines in the Indian Ocean and off the coast of the Arabian peninsula. The goal is allegedly to set back Iran’s nuclear program by several years, writes Uglanov, whose article was re-issued by RIA-Novosti in various languages, but apparently not English, several days ago. The story is the top item on numerous Italian and German blogs, but so far appears to have been ignored by US websites.

Observers comment that this dispatch represents a high-level orchestrated leak from the Kremlin, in effect a war warning, which draws on the formidable resources of the Russian intelligence services, and which deserves to be taken with the utmost seriousness by pro-peace forces around the world.

Asked by RIA-Novosti to comment on the Uglanov report, retired Colonel General Leonid Ivashov confirmed its essential features in a March 21 interview: “I have no doubt that there will be an operation, or more precisely a violent action against Iran.” Ivashov, who has reportedly served at various times as an informal advisor to Putin, is currently the Vice President of the Moscow Academy for Geopolitical Sciences.

Ivashov attributed decisive importance to the decision of the Democratic leadership of the US House of Representatives to remove language from the just-passed Iraq supplemental military appropriations bill which would have demanded that Bush come to Congress before launching an attack on Iran. Ivashov pointed out that the language was eliminated under pressure from AIPAC, the lobbing group representing the Israeli extreme right, and of Israeli Foreign Minister Tsipi Livni.

“We have drawn the unmistakable conclusion that this operation will take place,” said Ivashov. In his opinion, the US planning does not include a land operation: ” Most probably there will be no ground attack, but rather massive air attacks with the goal of annihilating Iran’s capacity for military resistance, the centers of administration, the key economic assets, and quite possibly the Iranian political leadership, or at least part of it,” he continued.

Ivashov noted that it was not to be excluded that the Pentagon would use smaller tactical nuclear weapons against targets of the Iranian nuclear industry. These attacks could paralyze everyday life, create panic in the population, and generally produce an atmosphere of chaos and uncertainty all over Iran, Ivashov told RIA-Novosti. “This will unleash a struggle for power inside Iran, and then there will be a peace delegation sent in to install a pro-American government in Teheran,” Ivashov continued. One of the US goals was, in his estimation, to burnish the image of the current Republican administration, who would now be able to boast that they had wiped out the Iranian nuclear program.
Make that... Democratically controlled Republican Administration

Among the other outcomes, General Ivashov pointed to a partition of Iran along the same lines as Iraq, and a subsequent carving up of the Near and Middle East into smaller regions. “This concept worked well for them in the Balkans and will now be applied to the greater Middle East,” he commented.

“Moscow must expert Russia’s influence by demanding an emergency session of the United Nations Security Council to deal with the current preparations for an illegal use of force against Iran and the destruction of the basis of the United Nations Charter,” said General Ivashov. “In this context Russia could cooperate with China, France and the non-permanent members of the Security Council. We need this kind of preventive action to ward off the use of force,” he concluded.


dude, we are so ******.


Please do not use alternative spellings to bypass the censor.

[Alareth]

Wasn't Chicago destroyed in a false flag operation last year? Or was that prevented by truther diligence...

[Hokulele]

Wasn't Chicago destroyed in a false flag operation last year? Or was that prevented by truther diligence...


Nah, just the Cubs.

[Unsecured Coins]

Nah, just the Cubs.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/Jaye77/2136.gif

[orphia nay]

Well I guess we don't have to worry about pancake Tuesday anymore. Or Plame Sunday for that matter.

:newlol
Thank Bob I was alone in the office when I laughed out loud at that. Good one, Brainache.

Happy Webster, everybloody! :)

[jhunter1163]

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/1065546121f3d0a0bb.jpg

[parky76]

Something tells me this time the CTists are right. I expect to see mushroom clouds on CNN tomorow morning. I have my car packed with a month's supply of Ensure, granola bars, and shot guns!!

See you guys on the other side.

[defaultdotxbe]

Something tells me this time the CTists are right. I expect to see mushroom clouds on CNN tomorow morning. I have my car packed with a month's supply of Ensure, granola bars, and shot guns!!

See you guys on the other side.
hmm, guess i shoudl have bought canned goods instead of command and conquer 3

well, see you in hell!

[Babbylonian]

Everywhere the atom bombs are dropping
It's the end of all humanity
No more time for chocolate bunny popping
It's time to meet your final destiny

With apologies to Weird Al Yankovic...:)

[Brainache]

I'm just glad I never paid the Gas and Phone bills, what a waste of money that would have been. In the event of nuclear war they can't disconnect me. Right?

[parky76]

Not only can they not disconnect you...you wont need all those darn incondescent lights anymore. The glow from the nukes should provide light for weeks.

On a serious note. Will truthers lose faith in some truthyness after nothing happens tomorow? If I was a truther I sure would.

[defaultdotxbe]

Not only can they not disconnect you...you wont need all those darn incondescent lights anymore. The glow from the nukes should provide light for weeks.

On a serious note. Will truthers lose faith in some truthyness after nothing happens tomorow? If I was a truther I sure would.
generally when predictions of armageddon fail to come to pass the explanation is becuase they "got the word out" the nWo was forced to push their plans back

and if you were a truther youd have some sort of truther mentality, so youd eat that right up :)

[Brainache]

Well it's 10.20am Friday morning where I am and no sign of apocalypse so far. Just my damn neighbours working on their renovations. Noisy Bastages!!

[humingbrd]

On a serious note. Will truthers lose faith in some truthyness after nothing happens tomorow? If I was a truther I sure would.

Easy. By their investigations and public outcry they yet again prevented misdeeds from occurring. Barely.

[parky76]

Thank God for the Truthers and Alex Jones. They saved the world again!!!!

[The Great Hairy One]

Thank God for the Truthers and Alex Jones. They saved the world again!!!!


Damnit! I had my army of radioactive zombie mutants all ready to go, to terrorise and enslave the survivors! Now I have to wait for the NWO to get its dratted act together again!

If it weren't for those damn kids...!!

Cheers,
TGHO

[defaultdotxbe]

i think this sort of this shows the truthers dont even fully believe what they proclaim

seriously, if you thought we were 24 hours from nuclear war would you be

A: gathering supplies and finding a bomb shelter
B: sh*tting your pants
C: posting on an internet forum about how evil bush is for doing this

[Babylon Sister]

Yes! Thank Bob! I'm going to Cozumel next month and I was looking forward to getting a suntan, not a radiation burn.

My vacation is saved!

[defaultdotxbe]

so its almost 5pm here, anyone see any mushroom clouds?

[ConspiRaider]

This CAN'T be!!!11!

I'm already counting on the Mayans to do us in a few years from now, in 2012. Their calendar SAID SO!!!

Anyway I bought a s**tload of Hominy Helper (Just Add Hominy) but forgot the friggin' HOMINY!!! Anyone wanna trade?

[T.A.M.]

SO what happens to Webster Tarpleys credibility now. He told us that the USA was gonna attack Iran last night. They didnt...

Oh wait, he is a truther, he'll just blame his incorrect prediction on the USG as well...somehow they made him predict teh wrong thing...no I know,

The USG heard that Tarpley was predicting the attack, so they decided to "pull it" at the last minute.

TAM:)

[jhunter1163]

I'll trade you a pallet of hominy and throw in a case of Rice-a-Roni in exchange for a diesel generator and Violeta McWhifferkugel's phone number.

[LashL]

Operation Bite - April 6 Sneak Attack By US Forces On Iran Planned


Well, April 6 has come and gone and not a mushroom cloud in sight.

Talk about lunchbag letdown.

[boloboffin]

Now that the British hostage situation has blown over, I'd say if Bush and Blair really wanted a war, they would have taken the Iranians' generous offer to start one. After all, it's exactly the same provocation committed by Hezbollah with Israel last year. I'd say Tehran called the West's bluff pretty well - brilliantly, if you ask me.

So another conspiracy theory blown to smithereens. And one I might have cottoned to - after all, I did write this scandalous piece of propaganda (http://boloboffin.blogspot.com/2006_12_24_boloboffin_archive.html#278664701247732 7680) at the beginning of the year. Oh, well, them's the breaks.

[ktesibios]

Well, April 6 has come and gone and not a mushroom cloud in sight.

Talk about lunchbag letdown.

Wot, no TEOTWAWKI?

I haven't been dissociated into my component atoms?

I've still got to start doing a console changeout on Monday?

Oy.

[pomeroo]

Being a conspiracy liar means never having to say you're sorry.

[The Doc]

Being a conspiracy liar means never having to say you're sorry.

They won't say sorry when they can't even admit they were wrong in the first place ;)

True though, and a good point Ron. I've never heard them apologize once.

*Eyes Revolutionary91*
Still waiting for your apology punk.

[A W Smith]

Thought we had nuclear fallout Sunday around noon. But it was just our usual easter Sunday snow.

[defaultdotxbe]

Thought we had nuclear fallout Sunday around noon. But it was just our usual easter Sunday snow.
nuclear winter!! :eek: