NWO Apiarists: We Have A Code Red!

[NickUK]

Destroy the evidence - use your standard-issue flyswats.

http://z10.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showtopic=6719

[Bobert]

I am going to have to file a Nsdf93-1 memo on this Nick.
You know the protacol Nick!!
I bet you didnt file the necessary toi958-5r!!
Not to mention that CLEARY you didnt get this approved by the counsel of FOG!
YOU WILL NOT be given your Lexus this year Nick, I can assure you of that!!

[Babbylonian]

I bet you didnt file the necessary toi958-5r!!
If you're going to go out of your way to correct someone, at least get your facts right. <sigh>

The toi958-5r was retired in January and was replaced by the toi958-6. It's pretty much the same thing, but in taupe.

[DarkMagician]

If you're going to go out of your way to correct someone, at least get your facts right. <sigh>

The toi958-5r was retired in January and was replaced by the toi958-6. It's pretty much the same thing, but in taupe.

It was puce! The taupe one's toi958-1040ez, filing to change gender and have all traces of your old one removed.

[Unsecured Coins]

If you're going to go out of your way to correct someone, at least get your facts right. <sigh>

The toi958-5r was retired in January and was replaced by the toi958-6. It's pretty much the same thing, but in taupe.

What?? The one I have is "beef jerky" colored

[Mobyseven]

Do I have to do everything around here? Rhetorical question - you can all stop panicing because the problem is fixed.

I filed the toi958-6 form (puce) to the deputy proxy who triple certified it with the G2, G13 and the provisional Honeybee clause (ss. G15 [a-c]).

I then replicated a caX101-4 form four times for each of Bobert, NickUK, Babbylonian and DarkMagician to fill out and return to your respective primary handlers.

I have also filed toi958-1041ez form with the gender allocations department. UnsecuredCoins, you should be hearing from them shortly.

[Bobert]

And I Bet You Used The Eloxinator 256slv-1 To Replicate Them!!
Jesus You Are Done!

[negativ]

They've probably been depolyed to Afghanistan/Iraq.

http://www.defenselink.mil/specials/bees/bees1.html

Maybe you should call up Inscentinel Ltd. and ask them to give back the bees.

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article...bers/article.do

Or maybe they are planning the replace the bees with bee-like surveillance micromachines and see if anyone notices the difference? You know, kind of like the spiders in Minority Report.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2000/...00207071327.htm

Thanks to the fine folks at LCF, I have completely lost any ability to distinguish between attempts at sarcastic humor, and unmitigated swirly-eyed craziness.

AFTER 9/11 I DON'T DISCOUNT ANYTHING!

[Mobyseven]

And I Bet You Used The Eloxinator 256slv-1 To Replicate Them!!
Jesus You Are Done!

Don't talk gibberish.

I used the demriCORE-3C database.

[Travis]

The Bee virus plot from the X files movie?

That's why they're gone?

No they are going to have dogs that shoot the bee's out of their mouthes. Although a robotic Richard Simons would be better.

[kookbreaker]

The Bee virus plot from the X files movie?

That's why they're gone?

No they are going to have dogs that shoot the bee's out of their mouthes. Although a robotic Richard Simons would be better.

"Well Mr. President! Its the Bees and the Spiders again!"

[jon]

Someone help me. Is that thread satire, or serious, or a mixture - it's getting so hard to tell...

[Alt+F4]

I'm sure that any minute now Dylan will issue a "NO BEE THEORY" ban which his minions will celebrate then later disregard.

[Bobert]

Someone help me. Is that thread satire, or serious, or a mixture - it's getting so hard to tell...

You do not have the security clearance needed for me to answer this questions.

Please dont tell anyone I told you this.

[DarkMagician]

Don't talk gibberish.

I used the demriCORE-3C database.

But the demriCORE-3C just makes copies and shreds them immediately.

[Alt+F4]

But the demriCORE-3C just makes copies and shreds them immediately.

Sigh....if only we had that on 9/11 we wouldn't have had to implode WTC7.

[Mobyseven]

But the demriCORE-3C just makes copies and shreds them immediately.

You've clearly never worked for the government before. That's how things work around here.

Don't make me file a dx101 disobedience charge in triplicate!

[humingbrd]

Do I have to do everything around here? Rhetorical question - you can all stop panicing because the problem is fixed.

I filed the toi958-6 form (puce) to the deputy proxy who triple certified it with the G2, G13 and the provisional Honeybee clause (ss. G15 [a-c]).

I then replicated a caX101-4 form four times for each of Bobert, NickUK, Babbylonian and DarkMagician to fill out and return to your respective primary handlers.

I have also filed toi958-1041ez form with the gender allocations department. UnsecuredCoins, you should be hearing from them shortly.

Funny thing is, being a federal worker this sounds perfectly sensible to me.

[JimBenArm]

"Well Mr. President! Its the Bees and the Spiders again!"
I think we're all Bozos on this bus!

[DarkMagician]

You've clearly never worked for the government before. That's how things work around here.

Don't make me file a dx101 disobedience charge in triplicate!

Go ahead, I know you can't get the five notaries you need.

While you're on that, I'll file a qpc734 statement of no confidence, in QUINTUPLICATE!

[Bobert]

huh...I have initiated 09flv-aa4 against all of you.

[MG1962]

So what are you all saying. The Vogons are really the ones behind the NWO?

[NickUK]

Someone help me. Is that thread satire, or serious, or a mixture - it's getting so hard to tell...

Well, I posted the original link and I think Lucas was serious about it. Since then Bobert and the other boys have COMPLETELY undermined our internal system by posting security details outside our SupaSekritShillStudio (or the SSSS as we sometimes abbreviate it to). I've reported this to the relevant lizards.

[Babbylonian]

Well, I posted the original link and I think Lucas was serious about it. Since then Bobert and the other boys have COMPLETELY undermined our internal system by posting security details outside our SupaSekritShillStudio (or the SSSS as we sometimes abbreviate it to). I've reported this to the relevant lizards.
Fortunately, I am under the protection of the irrelevant lizards.

[Mobyseven]

Go ahead, I know you can't get the five notaries you need.

While you're on that, I'll file a qpc734 statement of no confidence, in QUINTUPLICATE!

The dx101 only requires five notaries if the person filing has a clearance level of grade 4.1 or below, or if it's a Tuesday. As I'm an A-4 operative I'm allowed to file a dx101 against whoever I want with no notaries needed (as per clause 3 of the Emergency Operative Manual - Section 5), and since Tuesday's have been deemed illegal by the reverent irrelevant lizards I should have no trouble filing.

Yes, I used to work for a government department. This could make perfect sense to me...

[Checkmite]

Oh my God.

[DarkMagician]

The dx101 only requires five notaries if the person filing has a clearance level of grade 4.1 or below, or if it's a Tuesday. As I'm an A-4 operative I'm allowed to file a dx101 against whoever I want with no notaries needed (as per clause 3 of the Emergency Operative Manual - Section 5), and since Tuesday's have been deemed illegal by the reverent irrelevant lizards I should have no trouble filing.

Yes, I used to work for a government department. This could make perfect sense to me...

To take advantage of the "no notary" rule, you need to file HPC-739, and to get that, you need request form H75-G42, and I've just filed a XJL-148 which just used up the last three H75's. Normally, it's take 8-12 weeks to get a new order of H75-G42, but we're out of HKJ-532, form for ordering backordered forms.

[chipmunk stew]

This op calls for one of our super-elite ninja. Call in Mushizo!

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g73/chipmunk_stew/mushizo.jpg

[Pythra]

The bees are at my house. It's not a conspiracy, I just really like bees. Please don't make me give them back.

[Bobert]

The dx101 only requires five notaries if the person filing has a clearance level of grade 4.1 or below, or if it's a Tuesday. As I'm an A-4 operative I'm allowed to file a dx101 against whoever I want with no notaries needed (as per clause 3 of the Emergency Operative Manual - Section 5), and since Tuesday's have been deemed illegal by the reverent irrelevant lizards I should have no trouble filing.

Yes, I used to work for a government department. This could make perfect sense to me...

Soooooo which "pen" will you be using?
YOU DID get the new directive, right?

[Mobyseven]

To take advantage of the "no notary" rule, you need to file HPC-739, and to get that, you need request form H75-G42, and I've just filed a XJL-148 which just used up the last three H75's. Normally, it's take 8-12 weeks to get a new order of H75-G42, but we're out of HKJ-532, form for ordering backordered forms.

You clearly haven't read your handbook. As an A-4 operative I don't require any notaries because when in the field (as I am) achieving notary approval would use much needed time and resources and would risk exposing my cover.

The H75-series form is marked "ready on request" for any A-4 filing a complaint.

And you don't file complaints in pen, Bobert. As of the 3/4/07 A-4 operatives sign only in the blood of their enemies. I got the damn memo!

[brodski]

You clearly haven't read your handbook. As an A-4 operative I don't require any notaries because when in the field (as I am) achieving notary approval would use much needed time and resources and would risk exposing my cover. correct, however each non notarized submission must be accompanied by "notary waiver from" available from your local NWO branch office, between 15.00 and 15.05 every forth Sunday of the month.


And you don't file complaints in pen, Bobert. As of the 3/4/07 A-4 operatives sign only in the blood of their enemies. I got the damn memo!

Quite, but the notary waiver from, formally required to be singed in green ink, must now be signed in green blood.
I suggest making enemies of any passing Vulcans- just in case..

[NickUK]

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/110194613f2d3173ed.jpg

[Bobert]

This threat is in clear violation of directive k-49ff.
I am notifying "The Clearner".
I am glad I did not post on this thread.

[Mobyseven]

correct, however each non notarized submission must be accompanied by "notary waiver from" available from your local NWO branch office, between 15.00 and 15.05 every forth Sunday of the month.

The "notary waiver from" you mention was actually a typo in the 3rd Edition handbook. You should have received the correction manual by now where it clearly states that the correct phrasing is "waiver from notary". No extra forms are necessary because they would eat too much into the precious time of an A-4 operative.

Quite, but the notary waiver from, formally required to be singed in green ink, must now be signed in green blood.
I suggest making enemies of any passing Vulcans- just in case..

Naturally.

[Mobyseven]

This threat is in clear violation of directive k-49ff.
I am notifying "The Clearner".
I am glad I did not post on this thread.

The Clearner is busy until next week, so in a strange twist of irony I've been asked to act as a proxy in the meantime (being the highest ranked field operative available for Clearning duty at this time).

We all know the drill by now. Everybody whip out your 34Dcc and prepare for termiphlaghion.