"Unfastened Coins"

[Bobert]

Yet another Troother site....
Sheesh!!
http://maddox.xmission.com/

[Regnad Kcin]

Maddox rocks. And rolls.

[Wartrac]

The bathtub experiment was priceless...........

[Unfit4Command]

Why didn't those spoons melt?! :jaw-dropp

Maddox is a genius :)

[Unsecured Coins]

and that a-hole stole my name....


sort of

[Whiplash]

I think Unsecured Coins is much catchier. And BTW, I loved your video. It's brilliant.

[Brainster]

Hey, wait a minute, ice can't melt steel!

[Panoply_Prefect]

Its easy to verify these claims. Just answer this question:


Did the Titanic go North of Citgo?


/S

[Oliver]

Its easy to verify these claims. Just answer this question:


Did the Titanic go North of Citgo?


/S

Nope. It flew over.

[Unfit4Command]

Nope. It flew over.

I heard that the Titanic had missile defense systems, why didn't the Titanic blow up the iceberg!?
hmmm?
HMMM!??!
HMMM>!>!?!?!one!1!!>!

[R.Mackey]

"For the first time in history, fire melted ice!"

I'm so glad my wife doesn't watch The View.

[Panoply_Prefect]

Has it even ever been established that it actually WAS the Titanic that sank?

Has the NTSB conducted an investigation?
Did the FBI take DNA samples from the victims?
Did they check the metal parts for serials to verify it actually belonged to the Titanic?

All we have are blurry pictures that could belong to any ship:


http://voyage.pierwisconsin.org/Titanic/Propeller.jpg

Look at this propeller, it obviously to small to come from the worlds largest ship. It has to have originated from a smaller vessel.


And look at this:


http://www.documentreprocessors.com/titanic04.jpg

So, the worlds largest ship, unsinkable no less, made of the strongest steel, didn't survive the hit of mere frozen water, but they expect us to believe that this book made out of thin sheets of paper did?


/S

[The Doc]

Pfffft,

The titanic was diverted and a remote controlled boat hit the ice berg. All those who "died" are now working for the government.

It's so obvious.

[SezMe]

The "survivors" lived out their lives in comfortable bliss on Atlantis. I know because Art Bell told me so.

:) It's true.:)

[Babylon Sister]

Its easy to verify these claims. Just answer this question:


Did the Titanic go North of Citgo?


/S

Tea all over my monitor and it's your fault!

[Brainache]

It wasn't an Iceberg it was a Goldberg!!!!!(or possibly a Greenberg, but you know what I mean)

[JAStewart]

Has maddox dedicated his website to this now?

[Calcas]

Why didn't those spoons melt?! :jaw-dropp

Maddox is a genius :)


No, the spoons "barely" melted...

Bwwwaaaaahhhhaaaahhhhaaaaaa!!!!

[kookbreaker]

The bathtub experiment was priceless...........

And yet, still probably more accurate than the rabbit cage arsonist and the cardboard tower guy.

[Mancman]

If the Titanic really sank, why is there so little damage to the seabed? Was the majority of the mass vapourised prior to sinking? Hello, the use of space beam weapons is clear.
Why was the stern section found 600m away from the bow? It is impossible for such a large mass to travel that distance without explosives.

Why do they expect us to believe a 45,000 ton ship could sink after being hit by a mere iceberg? The Titanic was designed to take the impact of an iceberg!
Shills say it not just the impact, but the water flooding the deck which brought the ship down. However, black smoke from the funnels indicates that the flooding only lasted a few minutes then died down. There is simply no way water could overcome the 2,000,000% redundancy of the steel.

[Spins]

Quality, Maddox is a comedy genius!

Two other favs of mine are I Robot (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=i_robot) and Bill O'Reilly (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=bill_oreilly).

:D

[Quad4_72]

That is definitely good stuff. LOVE IT

[Quad4_72]

Oh by the way this line is priceless:"I'm mad as hell and I'm going to keep editing video until I get some answers."

[rwguinn]

Tea all over my monitor and it's your fault!
Excuse me?
you chose to drink tea while looking at conspiracy theories, and blame someone else!
Oh, the shame of it all-we're all victims!:D


If you drank a decnt beverage, like coffee, this wouldn't happen! It'd go into your keyboard, instead:D

[A W Smith]

Why didn't anybody think to measure the wing span of the Titanic on the sandy soft ocean floor with a series of camaros?

[A W Smith]

Excuse me?
you chose to drink tea while looking at conspiracy theories, and blame someone else!
Oh, the shame of it all-we're all victims!:D


If you drank a decnt beverage, like coffee, this wouldn't happen! It'd go into your keyboard, instead:D


Not to mention drinking tea while holding the tiny tea cup between your pinky and thumb. Instead of a mug of coffee held with four fingers wrapped through the handle.

(yeah i know index finger and thumb but pinky sounded better)

[steve s]

Did the FBI take DNA samples from the victims?


Not only have they never recovered any DNA, but no victims were ever found among the wreckage. Not even any bones. Oh, sure, a few shoes were found scattered here and there, but those were obviously planted after the fact. In reality, the passengers deboarded the ship at Iceland where they were immediately executed. Or maybe they're living a life of luxury in Aruba. Doesn't really matter.

Steve S.

[Babylon Sister]

snip...
If you drank a decnt beverage, like coffee, this wouldn't happen! It'd go into your keyboard, instead:D

Sorry, but that's where the coca cola goes.

[CHF]

In case anyone doubts the Titanic inside job theory consider this....

1) There weren't enough life boats on board!

Arrogance on the part of builders? Hardly. It's obvious that they wanted victims. Lots of them!

2) The lifeboats that were onboard were not loaded to full capacity!

This resulted in 500 people dying who could have been saved.

3) The smoking gun: survivors reported hearing - you guessed it - EXPLOSIONS as the ship broke in half and sank. :eek:

Now you might think the reason for this is obvious: the damn ship was breaking in half! Steel being bent and torn is bound to make some rather lound bangs.

But that's, like, totally wrong man!

Clearly there were bombs planted in the hull to make sure the ship went down.

I dare anyone to prove there were NOT bombs on board!

[A W Smith]

And the steel for the hull of the Titanic was tested and certified by Underwater Laboratories don't forget.

[Unsecured Coins]

Kevin Ryan's great great grandpa did the tests himself.

I'm still miffed he took my name

[Mercutio]

...Underwater Laboratories...

:mad:

I have a sinking feeling this thread is going to degenerate into puns.

[scissorhands]

Ive found Kate Winslets email and phone number.
She obviously knows far more than she has ever admitted in public.
Stalk her?

[Big Les]

I had to sig-ify one of the quotes from this...

[Freddy]

That proves it!

[Cl1mh4224rd]

In case anyone doubts the Titanic inside job theory consider this....

1) There weren't enough life boats on board!

Arrogance on the part of builders? Hardly. It's obvious that they wanted victims. Lots of them!

2) The lifeboats that were onboard were not loaded to full capacity!

This resulted in 500 people dying who could have been saved.

3) The smoking gun: survivors reported hearing - you guessed it - EXPLOSIONS as the ship broke in half and sank. :eek:

Now you might think the reason for this is obvious: the damn ship was breaking in half! Steel being bent and torn is bound to make some rather lound bangs.

But that's, like, totally wrong man!

Clearly there were bombs planted in the hull to make sure the ship went down.

I dare anyone to prove there were NOT bombs on board!
And the fact that a massive, slow-moving iceberg evaded detection for so long is further proof. How do you not see something like that?! I'll tell you how: the crew was paid off.

[Bobert]

The are covering up the fact that the iceberg FLEW OVER the titanic!!!
I have 4 penguins who saw it happen!!

[steve s]

I have a sinking feeling this thread is going to degenerate into puns.

Into puns of Olympic proportions.

Steve S.

[Unsecured Coins]

If anyone cares, I put up Unsecured Coins 4 last night

[Bobert]

Link?
Thx
:)

[Unsecured Coins]

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[EvilBiker]

You guys are all immature keyboard commandoes in your mother's basements, and you're stupid.

Use Comma's Eraser - the damn ship hit the iceberg. Fully loaded and at speed. Of course ice will melt!

[TellyKNeasuss]

It's clearly impossible for such a large iceberg to have created such a small hole in the Titanic's hull. That hole could only have been caused by a torpedo.

And why wasn't the Carpathia's radio operator at his station? Just a coincidence? I think not.

[Alt+F4]

In reality, the passengers deboarded the ship at Iceland where they were immediately executed. Or maybe they're living a life of luxury in Aruba.

Silly! Everyone knows the Titanic docked safely in Cleveland!

[Regnad Kcin]

In 1912, President William Howard Taft sent the Marines into Nicaragua, where they stayed until 1925. It's obvious that he used the Titanic incident as justification for his war-mongering, even though the respective countries weren't related!

[TellyKNeasuss]

At 1:45 PM on April 14, 1912, the Amerika reported 2 large icebergs. This was nearly 10 hours before the Titanic supposedly was struck by an iceberg. Yes, NORAD had nearly 10 hours to intercept the icebergs but failed to do so!

[Michael Redman]

If anyone cares, I put up Unsecured Coins 4 last nightVery nice.

[kookbreaker]

At 1:45 PM on April 14, 1912, the Amerika reported 2 large icebergs. This was nearly 10 hours before the Titanic supposedly was struck by an iceberg. Yes, NORAD had nearly 10 hours to intercept the icebergs but failed to do so!

And don't tell me they couldn't have done it. Why, the Great White Fleet once sailed so fast it arrived before it left!

[Foolmewunz]

At 1:45 PM on April 14, 1912, the Amerika reported 2 large icebergs. This was nearly 10 hours before the Titanic supposedly was struck by an iceberg. Yes, NORAD had nearly 10 hours to intercept the icebergs but failed to do so!

I thinkT.A.M. has a lot to answer for, here.

Just why has no one released the tapes of the Newfoundland Cod Fleet Stand Down orders? Hmmm?

Why can no one explain why Norman Nimeta (peg-legged former Captain of the "Pearl of Gander", screech drinking champion of St. John's, and thus that year's honorary Commander of the Cod Fleet) tried to testify but was not even invited to the hearings. He heard someone say, "Stand Down", or was it "Sit Down, You Drunken Arse", or ..... And how come their are no Jews on St. Pierre & Miquelon? Or that's what they want you to think, hmmm? Just asking questions....
:spjimlad: :spjimlad:

[Vincent Vega]

Was the Carpathia ordered to STAND DOWN?

Did Bruce Ismay give the order to "PULL IT" regarding the controlled sinkage of the Titanic?

[The Silver Shadow]

Clearly, it was the Joos that orchestrated the sinking of the Titanic. It was hit by an iceberg. Common Jewish names have "-berg" at the end of the names. There's proof that it was Joos! My best friend's name is Avi Goldberg, he's Jewish, there's a "-berg" at the end of his last name, therefore, the Jews sank the Titanic!

Those Zionists! They nearly got away with it!

[gumboot]

I've been reading Maddox's "The Alphabet Of Manliness". Frikken hilarious.

-Gumboot