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American
1st August 2003, 04:59 PM
story (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,93553,00.html)
http://www.foxnews.com/images/97813/2_21_200_traficant_james.jpg

I love this guy. The man supposedly had the single most criminal-filled district in the country, a crossroad for travellers that seemed to funnel Badness right into it's territory.

I know he's a democrat. And he's in jail. (Both big minuses with me.) But the man has nads. If Bush goes soft on me and starts passing laws that make medical marijuana legal, I'll vote for him.

n FaCtOr
1st August 2003, 05:46 PM
I loved the Traficant case. He was hilarious!

EdipisReks
1st August 2003, 07:45 PM
don't steal other people's bandwidth. download it, and then upload it yourself.

Pyrrho
1st August 2003, 07:46 PM
Yeah, good old Jim Traficant, behind bars where he belongs. Too bad he can't wear that toupee for another eight years.

Ladewig
1st August 2003, 10:41 PM
Too bad he can't wear that toupee for another eight years.


I'm skeptical. Do you have any evidence that he wears a toupee?

Malachi151
1st August 2003, 10:46 PM
Why does his story/agenda remind me of Gangs of New York?

EdipisReks
1st August 2003, 11:40 PM
Originally posted by Ladewig



I'm skeptical. Do you have any evidence that he wears a toupee?

well, it was reported in every major newspaper in the country that, when he entered the prison and turned in his possesions and clothing, he had to take off his toupee. this pretty effectively answered the question of whether he wore one.

[edit: here (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,59312,00.html) is a link for you.]

rikzilla
2nd August 2003, 04:56 AM
Originally posted by EdipisReks


well, it was reported in every major newspaper in the country that, when he entered the prison and turned in his possesions and clothing, he had to take off his toupee. this pretty effectively answered the question of whether he wore one.

[edit: here (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,59312,00.html) is a link for you.]

I don't believe it! I'm skeptical of this "toupee". Tell me, why would a guy pay good money to make the top of his head look like a haystack with a dead squirrel pelt draped over it? huh? HUH!?

riddle me that one Mr. riddler!

-z

American
2nd August 2003, 07:14 AM
Originally posted by rikzilla
I don't believe it! I'm skeptical of this "toupee". Tell me, why would a guy pay good money to make the top of his head look like a haystack with a dead squirrel pelt draped over it? huh? HUH!?

-z


The same reason he'd take on roles like TJ Hooker and RESCUE: 911.

Ladewig
2nd August 2003, 07:22 AM
The same reason he'd take on roles like TJ Hooker and RESCUE: 911.


well played.

American
2nd August 2003, 06:36 PM
I think I found something more rewarding than carelessly offending people.

Free Traficant (http://www.freetraficant.com/)
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Just say...

Trafican

American
21st November 2003, 07:08 PM
bump

Judith
21st November 2003, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by EdipisReks


well, it was reported in every major newspaper in the country that, when he entered the prison and turned in his possesions and clothing, he had to take off his toupee. this pretty effectively answered the question of whether he wore one.

[edit: here (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,59312,00.html) is a link for you.]

Oh no! Will Michael Jackson have to turn in his nose? :D

jj
21st November 2003, 07:17 PM
Ok, I grew up one town over from Youngstown.

It has a lot of problems... Oh does it.

Just think, Trafficant and Dennis the Menace Kucinich came from 50 miles apart.

American
21st November 2003, 07:36 PM
I hope he gets a presidential pardon for Christmas. That would be so cool.

Tricky
22nd November 2003, 03:32 AM
Originally posted by American
I hope he gets a presidential pardon for Christmas. That would be so cool.
Bush is not going to pardon a Democrat. Get real.