What does God say about threesomes and pot?

[UnrepentantSinner]

You can find out in this Biblically based Q&A section.

http://orin.net/question.html

[swstephe]

If homosexuality is immoral, do hermaphrodites, (or hypogonadism indivuals -- with XXY chromosomes), have to be celebate? Or do they have to date genderless individuals?

Are co-joined twins, (who can not be separated), allowed to marry? The prospective spouse would have support both or co-habitate?

I wonder about these things because they are apparently God's will for these states to exist in the first place ... and I already figured out that whole "rock so big even He couldn't lift it" thing.

There really isn't a prohibition against threesomes or pot, nor even drugs. "Every herb" was explicitly permitted in Genesis. They certainly had hemp. They probably had encountered opium from Greece by that time. Not only did they not discourage the drug of choice, wine, but it figures prominantly into many miracles and spirtual states.

These are the man-made laws that confound a lot of people. If you are from a country who allows polygamy, then try to emmigrate to the USA, you are required to divorce your spouses, which is prohibited by the New Testament in cases not involving adultery.

A quote: "Sex and Love are definitely different. Sex relieves tension and Love creates it" -- Woody Allen

[The Central Scrutinizer]

god is in favor of threesomes!! At least that is what I have been telling all the women. But it hasn't worked so far. :(

[UnrepentantSinner]

Originally posted by The Central Scrutinizer
god is in favor of threesomes!! At least that is what I have been telling all the women. But it hasn't worked so far. :(

My God you need to get laid...

[Hexxenhammer]

Holy Hell Unrepentanat Sinner, please go back to the earmouse avatar. Your new one is too horrible to look at.

[UnrepentantSinner]

Originally posted by Hexxenhammer
Holy Hell Unrepentanat Sinner, please go back to the earmouse avatar. Your new one is too horrible to look at.

Hah!

I change it periodically. Earmouse will return in a few days...

And what's wrong with such a positive, upbeat avatar?

[HarryKeogh]

Originally posted by UnrepentantSinner


Hah!

I change it periodically. Earmouse will return in a few days...

And what's wrong with such a positive, upbeat avatar?

can you make a mouse grow out of richard simmons' ear?

[Ruby]

Originally posted by swstephe
[B]If homosexuality is immoral, do hermaphrodites, (or hypogonadism indivuals -- with XXY chromosomes), have to be celebate? Or do they have to date genderless individuals?

These are great questions that I'd love the Christian community to try to answer. I just wonder how they'd explain it away. I've always heard them bashing homosexuality, and sayng that homosexuals are that way by choice.......which I don't believe is true in most cases...but how do they deal with hermaphrodites.


There really isn't a prohibition against threesomes or pot, nor even drugs. "Every herb" was explicitly permitted in Genesis. They certainly had hemp. They probably had encountered opium from Greece by that time. Not only did they not discourage the drug of choice, wine, but it figures prominantly into many miracles and spirtual states.

Yes, lots of partying in the bible. It's amazing that the temperance movement got started...but it was man made...not based on scripture.

A quote: "Sex and Love are definitely different. Sex relieves tension and Love creates it" -- Woody Allen

That's a good quote. Dang, I have so much tension lately!!:D

[hgc]

Originally posted by HarryKeogh


can you make a mouse grow out of richard simmons' ear? No, but I bet you can find one living up his patooty.

[Sundog]

God isn't going to like my plans for the weekend.

[aerosolben]

It's like meat and cheese: both are okay, just not at the same time.

[coalesce]

Originally posted by aerosolben
It's like meat and cheese: both are okay, just not at the same time.

What about a Philly Cheesesteak?

Michael

[justsaygnosis]

As usual god's not answering questions directly.
This Orin sure is a one man theatre.
http://orin.net/photo.html

[aerosolben]

Originally posted by coalesce


What about a Philly Cheesesteak?

Michael

Blasphemy!





(tasty, mouthwatering blasphemy that is...)

(boy, I could really go for some nice warm blasphemy right about now...mmmm....)

FYI: Jews can't eat meat and cheese together. So I suppose 3-somes and pot may be alright for we goya (goyum/goys?).

[a_unique_person]

god made pot and god made people who like to have sex with more than one other person at a time. Shouldn't they be free to enjoy the benefits god has given them?