A quick primer on Christianity

[JLam]

I found this floating around the internets. I offer it up with no commentary.
Christianity Defined:
A belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father, can make you live forever if you eat his flesh and communicate with him telepathically to tell him he's the master, so that he is then able to remove the evil force from your soul that is present in humans due to a rib-woman being persuaded to eat an apple from a magic tree by a talking snake.

[David Swidler]

Unintentional post.

[Stimpson J. Cat]

Gee, when you put it that way it almost sounds believable...

[JoeTheJuggler]

It all makes so much sense now!

Ed Wood was actually a modern day evangelist (as in gospel-writer) who just misunderstood his divine inspiration a little!

[Diabolos]

I found this floating around the internets.
You mean there's more than one Internet? ;)

Great definition though, kept me laughing for ages.

[fuelair]

You mean there's more than one Internet? ;)

Great definition though, kept me laughing for ages.

Actually what it all means is that JLam was floating around the multiple universe using the internets of each as his path when he found this message on the road and, according to the rule of karma, killed it and brought it here to enlighten us.

[Tanstaafl]

Why do I envision DOC reading the OP, nodding his head saying, "Yeah, that sounds logical"...

[Beerina]

Kind -- A property posessed of a creature that will torture the vast majority of people who ever lived, for ever and ever. The Devil should not be believed because he is not Kind enough. See also Good, Loving, Merciful.