Next 9-11 Conspiracy Theory?

[parky76]

What will it be? Here are my suggestions:

1. Single-plane theory. One plane hit north tower, swang around and hit south tower, then headed south and hit the pentagon, then headed north west and crashed into PA. (my thanks to The Onion)

2. The Titanic crashed into the Pentagon.

3. WTC 7 was brought down by the Dark Lord Sauron.

4. the twin towers were demolished by NYC tv station UPN 9, due to long term anger over WB 11 getting 30 years of free advertising (the towers looked like an 11).

5. The Jews hit the Pentagon because it had five sides and not six

6. 9-11 was carried out by the French!!!

[T.A.M.]

1. India aided Al-Qaeda, then laid the blame on Pakistani Intelligence (through a leak to the times of india) in an attempt to make them look bad.

2. Alien Technology found at Roswell was used in the making of the "High Energy Beam Weapon".

TAM:)

[Unsecured Coins]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v70/ZakkWylde470/manatee2.jpg

[uk_dave]

6. 9-11 was carried out by the French!!!

That works for me :D

[Brainster]

What will it be? Here are my suggestions:

1. Single-plane theory. One plane hit north tower, swang around and hit south tower, then headed south and hit the pentagon, then headed north west and crashed into PA. (my thanks to The Onion)

Morgan Reynolds beat you there (http://www.nomoregames.net/index.php?page=911&subpage1=plane_trick_wtc2).

Here is more food for thought: the same chameleon plane could have appeared at all three events: 9:03a at WTC 2, 9:32-9:37a at the Pentagon, and 10:06a at Shanksville, PA. In truth, the perps only needed the disappearing plane trick at WTC 2 but it is a promising possibility for Shanksville too. The Pentagon event did not really need an airliner but the single plane theory proposed this month as a parody of the JFK single-bullet theory actually might make sense! The same disappearing act by the same secret plane could have been used at all three locations! We shall see if future work bears any of this out.

6. 9-11 was carried out by the French!!![/QUOTE]

Cui bono, indeed!

[hellaeon]

Abby Scott pressed the button for 9/11.

[JamesB]

That works for me :D

Actually that theory has a lot of evidence to support it.

Who caught the attack on video?

The Naudet brothers, two French camera men.

Who was the first person to start the "disinformation" about missiles at the Pentagon?

Thierry Meyssan, a Frenchman.

Who was the only person convicted of a 9/11 related crime? Zacharias Moussaoui, a Frenchman.

Who constructed the statue of liberty, a major landmark within sight of the WTC?

The French once again.

Notice the pattern here... The French are involved at every level.

[uk_dave]

Who caught the attack on video?

The Naudet brothers, two French camera men.



And don't forget that they tried to starve the members of the firehouse the night before, by cooking a wayyyy too small joint of lamb.

Devious, those frenchies.

[stilicho]

7. Nothing happened. The towers are still there.

[The Doc]

8. al Qaeda executed the attacks, the USG planned them. That's a serious answer and it's the direction I expect the CT's to take next. Of course, I don't believe it though lol.

[gumboot]

I anticipate the CTers uncovering increasingly absurd "evidence", including fighter pilots from NORAD who were specifically told not to take off, police officers who saw suspicious vans unloading at the WTC and were told to be quiet, and anonymous FBI agents telling all.

Faked, obviously. I expect the claims of these fake whistleblowers to become more and more ridiculous - for example the claim that WTC7 was not just blown up, but a countdown was announced over loud speakers.

On the flip side, I expect the majority of CT move in the direction Doc suggested - an attack carried out by Al Qaeda at the direction of the US Government.

-Gumboot

[FactCheck]

Actually that theory has a lot of evidence to support it.

Who caught the attack on video?

The Naudet brothers, two French camera men.

Who was the first person to start the "disinformation" about missiles at the Pentagon?

Thierry Meyssan, a Frenchman.

Who was the only person convicted of a 9/11 related crime? Zacharias Moussaoui, a Frenchman.

Who constructed the statue of liberty, a major landmark within sight of the WTC?

The French once again.

Notice the pattern here... The French are involved at every level.If that's true we must invade GERMANY!... AGAIN! Fight them there so we don't have to fight them here!

Get the nukes hot James! This is WAR!!! :D

[Triterope]

I predict that any future news item will be cited as having occured to prevent the discovery of 9/11 Truth, and conclusively linked to the CIA, Mossad, Al Qaeda, NWO, Illuminati, and Operation Northwoods.

[HawksFan]

If that's true we must invade GERMANY!... AGAIN! Fight them there so we don't have to fight them here!

Get the nukes hot James! This is WAR!!! :D

And this time Germany is forced to keep France as part of the terms of surrender. :D

[CurtC]

9. The towers were never there. Their existence was simply an illusion caused by the sheeple believing whatever they're told, probably influenced by chemtrails.

[negativ]

I also think it will eventually abandon the goofy 'controlled demolition' crap and more or less become the same as the 'official story', except that Al Qaeda will be said to have been duped / paid / infiltrated by the CIA and/or NWO Zionists to do it for them.

Proof? Ayman al-Zawahiri speaks English. Case closed.

[~enigma~]

Nah...according to someone at LCF the National Enquirer was involved :)

[Aggs]

Coming Soon To A YouTube Near You!

LOOSE 9/11 PELOSI MYSTERIES, 1st EDITION

It was actually the Democrats that were behind the attacks of 9/11. They knew that Bush would foolishly go into Iraq, losing public support and shifting the power of congress to their party.

You want proof? CT research method #3458: If someone benefits from a crime, they are the perpetrators.

9/11 happens -> Bush goes into Iraq -> public no longer supports Republican efforts -> Democrats gain control

If anyone knows a publisher, I'm available for a book deal...

[CurtC]

I'm sorry Aggs, that CT is too plausible.

[PhantomWolf]

Well I have been saying #6 for about a year, but I recently spotted a strange man in a berret who smell strongly of garlic and onions who I believe was following me, so I switched to #9.

[scratchy]

I would say that one element of the CT that is to come, is that the collapses were deliberatly "built in" during construction, so that it would only take a phonecall and a dialed code to have them levelled.

[gumboot]

I would say that one element of the CT that is to come, is that the collapses were deliberatly "built in" during construction, so that it would only take a phonecall and a dialed code to have them levelled.


Scratchy I'd like to introduce you to ChrisopherA's C4-coated rebar plan...

-Gumboot

[I Am He]

You're on to something there, gumboot. It had to be the Cters themselves. Then started to spread all those crazy stories that it was the Evel Guberment to take the suspicion off themselves. I think they're crazy like Foxes. Who else would think to use Thermite to bring down the those WTC buildings and no one could find a trace of it. What about flying the plane over the Pentagon and making it look like it flew in to it?? ah ha..... no one would of thought of that, but they did.

I Am He

[uk_dave]

It woz Alex Jones wot dun it.

I mean, he predicted it, he seems to know an awful lot about it

In fact he knows an awful lot about the NWO in general. He can spot FEMA martial law soldiers at 100 yards and can spot NORTHCOM operatives simply by an email.

And just where was Alex on 9/11?

And you never see Alex and Dubya in the same room together.

The plot thickens......

[HawksFan]

Ohhh, I never saw that one coming!

That would make the entire twoof movement.....DISINFO!

Man, that actually clears a lot of stuff up. :)

[TjW]

3. WTC 7 was brought down by the Dark Lord Sauron.


Clearly you haven't yet learned to think like a Twoofer. Sauron would be on the NWO's side. Perhaps you meant:

3. Towers destroyed by plucky hobbits throwing Bush family heirloom into Mt Doom.

[Alt+F4]

Controlled demolitions of WTC 3, WTC 4, WTC 5 & WTC 6.

[gumboot]

Controlled demolitions of WTC 3, WTC 4, WTC 5 & WTC 6.


The first time ever in history that a steel high rise collapses from having another friggen huge high rise fall on it, and it happens FOUR TIMES in one day??? Please? How stupid do you think we are?

CD. Clearly.

-Gumboot

[parky76]

9-11 was indeed an inside job. The buildings fell from the inside. Haaa.