Comic strip a conspiracy myth

[kookbreaker]

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Makes me glad I brought the Trebuchets. :D

[Horatius]

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[Horatius]

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[Horatius]

Makes me glad I brought the Trebuchets. :D



And, to show how drunk/tired/hungover you get at TAM, I just now got this....I swear, it never even occurred to me that we actually had trebuchets in the building!

[TjW]

And, to show how drunk/tired/hungover you get at TAM, I just now got this....I swear, it never even occurred to me that we actually had trebuchets in the building!

You can't be too careful. You know what they say:
Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscripti catapultas habebunt.

[chillzero]

That's the first time I think I've ever seen Toby or Mr Pinky described as 'straight'!!!

[Horatius]

That's the first time I think I've ever seen Toby or Mr Pinky described as 'straight'!!!



Well, that was NWO Kitty talking about himself, but the alternative punch line was about how you can't be gay if you've picked up some pussy in Vegas....

[chillzero]

hehehe

[Horatius]

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Another Horatius/Hokulele joint effort, with an assist from defaultdotxbe.


http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=4917342#post4917342
http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=4918460#post4918460

[Horatius]

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Context:

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=4925802#post4925802

[LashL]

Fabulous and witty, as always, Horatius. :)

I *heart* this thread.

[Horatius]

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[Klimax]

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Is it only me or second sentence doesn't make any sense?

[Horatius]

Is it only me or second sentence doesn't make any sense?



Yeah, typo there... "But I can't help feeling like we should take a shot or two..."

[Klimax]

Yeah, typo there... "But I can't help feeling like we should take a shot or two..."

Ah.Now it is good...
(I would laugh harder at joke,but stupidity in programming with code pages and unicode has exhausted me in the last three days...)

[Horatius]

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[Horatius]

Someone on SG asked why the aliens didn't warn us about the parking fees....


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[Horatius]

These SG guys keep pointing out plot holes!

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2009/07/25/take-me-to-your-leader.png

[Horatius]

Concurrent story line:

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2009/07/25/we-have-standards-damnit.png


Context:

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=4937720#post4937720

[Elizabeth I]

Horatius, I think I love you. At least like you a really whole lot.

[LashL]

These comics are absolutely fantastic, Horatius. Keep 'em coming! :D

(pretty please)

[Horatius]

Horatius, I think I love you. At least like you a really whole lot.



So, Elizabeth, how you doin'?


[/InappropriateHeterosexualMan (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=4938192#post4938192)]

[Horatius]

Just re-reading the last few comics: Why doesn't the Alien need a bubble helmet?



...hmmmm.....

[Hokulele]

These SG guys keep pointing out plot holes!


Hey!


Bah, even if NWO Kitty were to make such a deal, we know how to handle it.

http://weeklyworldnews.com/politics/9147/north-korea-aims-missile-at-hawaii/


ETA: And yes, based on the direction your strip was heading, the graphic lead on that article is somewhat, er, apropos.

[Horatius]

Damn, I'd pay good money to see that!

[Horatius]

I just remembered, someone at TAM 7 asked where they could get NWO Kitty Merch, and I promised to post the links here. Okay, I'm slow!


http://138056.spreadshirt.com/us/US/Shop/

http://www.comboutique.com/shop/homeboutique-23353-0-0-0-1.html

[Elizabeth I]

So, Elizabeth, how you doin'?


[/InappropriateHeterosexualMan (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=4938192#post4938192)]

As well as can be expected - had a bit of bother with Philip II, but that seems to have calmed down now.

[Horatius]

Not NWO Kitty-related, but I thought you guys'd like it...


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[Horatius]

Starting a new story line, based on some stupidity from here in Ottawa this week.


Teaser:

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[Horatius]

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Real-world-context:

http://www.ottawasun.com/news/ottawa/2009/07/29/10305661.html

[Horatius]

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[LashL]

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Hahahahaha. Okay, one might have to be Canadian to really 'get' that one, but I am and it's hilarious. :)

[Horatius]

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[Horatius]

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[Hokulele]

Hee hee.

[HyJinX]

Well done, Sir Horatius.

[Horatius]

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[Sabrina]

Why are the fish kissing in the last panel?

Great as usual, Horatius!

[Horatius]

Why are the fish kissing in the last panel?





What, fish can't decide to have an intimate moment just before extreme violence erupts?!??!


Actually, I was thinking they were saying to each other, "Time to GTFO of here!"

[tsig]

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I finally get to say this:

Where's the beaver?

[Horatius]

I finally get to say this:

Where's the beaver?



He was off calling the Mounties, to alert them to an unlawful situation developing....


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[Horatius]

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[Klimax]

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Ouch...

[Horatius]

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[Horatius]

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The latest update lets us borrow characters from other users. When I saw that little guy, I just knew what had to be done!

[Gravy]

****** hell, you crack me up, Horatius!

[Horatius]

****** hell, you crack me up, Horatius!




I was going to link to a certain scene from "Goodfellas", but it's just not appropriate for this forum.... ;)

[Horatius]

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[Damien Evans]

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The latest update lets us borrow characters from other users. When I saw that little guy, I just knew what had to be done!

Hey, someone ripped off Marill!

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Marill_(Pok%C3%A9mon)


I'm embarrassed that I know that.

[Sunray Breaker]

http://forums.randi.org/picture.php?albumid=248&pictureid=1471

[Horatius]

Hey, someone ripped off Marill!

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Marill_(Pok%C3%A9mon)


I'm embarrassed that I know that.



Are you talking about the cute little guy? yeah, he's supposed to be a pokemon, or some such thing. There's guys on SG who try to replicate such things.

I just thought he looked tasty.

[Horatius]

Gravy's post here:

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=4998880#post4998880

...plus a few beers...


got me in the mood to take a look back at how far we've come.


Here we see the first appearance of he who would become known as NWO Kitty.

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/anonymous/strip/2007/04/27/so-thats-what-the-cats-are-for.png


You'll notice a little scale problem. How big is that gun again?



It's also important to remember that several important characters were introduced by people who are not me.

JAStewart introduces the Alex Jones character:

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/anonymous/strip/2007/04/27/the-alex-jones-show.png


Here we see who named NWO Kitty. Props!

Horatius, I hope you don't mind me adding to your series:

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/11632463220c26f04c.png


And some characters have evolved over time. This guy started out as a Truther, but eventually came to represent Gravy, Arch Debunker. Hey, I needed someone who looked like he'd fit in a New Guy disguise!

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/anonymous/strip/2007/04/27/not-so-cunning.png



And who was it who came up with The Big Owl?


Tee hee.

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/anonymous/strip/2007/04/27/owl-of-enlightenment-cat-of-destruction.png


Ah, the good old days. How innocent we were!

[Drs_Res]

Wow, a clips/flashback show.

:popcorn1

[TjW]

I really don't think it's time yet for NWO kitty to go water skiing. Although scuba diving in Canada seems dangerously close.

[Horatius]

I really don't think it's time yet for NWO kitty to go water skiing. Although scuba diving in Canada seems dangerously close.



You do realize, you've just thrown down the gauntlet.

[Horatius]

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[Myriad]

You do realize, you've just thrown down the gauntlet.

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2009/08/13/a-very-special-episode.png


Artoo, I have a bad feeling about this.

Respectfully,
Myriad

[TjW]

I'd like to point out that they can't be just any kind of laser, like red, or green, or UV. They have to be frikkin' lasers.

Thank you.

[Horatius]

I'd like to point out that they can't be just any kind of laser, like red, or green, or UV. They have to be frikkin' lasers.

Thank you.



Hey, frik you, who's writing this?


Actually, I was debating a Dr. Evil reference.....


ETA: besides which, red is the only colour I have that I can make into a beam....

[Horatius]

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[Horatius]

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[Horatius]

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[chillzero]

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This is so funny, because we have tiny little sweet baby rabbits chomping the grass outside my office at the moment, and some of us have noticed that they are very happy to allow us to come very close to them. They don't run away, they just turn around looking all cute and sweet and stuff. Melts your heart.


..... maybe that's the plan all along!!! Lull us into a false sense of security ..... :eek:

[Dave Rogers]

This is so funny, because we have tiny little sweet baby rabbits chomping the grass outside my office at the moment, and some of us have noticed that they are very happy to allow us to come very close to them. They don't run away, they just turn around looking all cute and sweet and stuff. Melts your heart.

That's funny, there are cute little bunny rabbits just outside my office too, and they don't run away either.

Quick, everyone, look out the window - I think they've got us all under surveillance!

Dave

[NoZed Avenger]

That's funny, there are cute little bunny rabbits just outside my office too, and they don't run away either.

Quick, everyone, look out the window - I think they've got us all under surveillance!

Dave

Dear sweet Lord. I'm onthe 14th floor and they are right. outside. the windo

[Horatius]

:eusa_shifty:

[Pardalis]

Horatius, your unbridled imagination knows no boundaries. The lazer-headed shark takes the cake! I can't stop laughing. You really should publish, the adventures of the NWO Cat read like a book! :D

[Horatius]

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[Horatius]

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[Klimax]

Dammnit. I should get that pdf done already... :o

(Yes,it is hard to keep on track. And it is not the only thing I promised and forgot for eternity(nearly))

[Horatius]

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[Elizabeth I]

Horatius, I don't know what your day job is, but I suspect you're wasted at it.

[Klimax]

Horatius, I don't know what your day job is, but I suspect you're wasted at it.

IIRC he works at patent office...

[Horatius]

IIRC he works at patent office...



...which does require something of a sense of humour, at times.

[Pardalis]

That last strip was inspired by Michael Bay I'm sure.

[Horatius]

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[Horatius]

Created this one for RSL over here. (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=151067)

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2009/08/16/self-pitying-rant-thats-what-we-love.png


Some of the guys on SG liked the idea of the Giant Sky Cat, so I'm doing a few expanding on the religion of the Cats.


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[Horatius]

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[Dave Rogers]

IIRC he works at patent office...



...which does require something of a sense of humour, at times.

Yeah, like anyone doing that could ever amount to anything...

Dave

[Horatius]

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[Horatius]

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[Hokulele]

Darn, and here I was hoping that NWO Kitty would find a new recipe for shark-fin soup...

[Horatius]

Darn, and here I was hoping that NWO Kitty would find a new recipe for shark-fin soup...



I was thinking shark steaks on the BBQ for the epilogue.....

[Klimax]

I was thinking shark steaks on the BBQ for the epilogue.....

You have to have quite uneventfull day over there...

[Nick Terry]

Horatius, I think budly's thread (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=151218) is crying out for your talents.

Can't reproduce the image but one time somebody did use stripgenerator to satirise denier morons at RODOH. (http://rodohforum.yuku.com/reply/114878/t/Oskar-Groening-split-.html#reply-114878)

[Horatius]

Horatius, I think budly's thread (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=151218) is crying out for your talents.

Can't reproduce the image but one time somebody did use stripgenerator to satirise denier morons at RODOH. (http://rodohforum.yuku.com/reply/114878/t/Oskar-Groening-split-.html#reply-114878)



I think I've just found my first punchline.


http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=5023607#post5023607


Now, to decide, which SG character best represents a Denier? It will of course have a big mouth and a small head.....

[Horatius]

But first:

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[Horatius]

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[Horatius]

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Context:

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=151555

I had to edit the dialogue a bit, since the original made even less sense.

[Horatius]

Borrowing some artwork from a couple of SG friends.

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2009/08/21/further-research.png

[Sabrina]

NWO Kitty gets a Mecha suit? Or is that a robot?

[Horatius]

NWO Kitty gets a Mecha suit? Or is that a robot?



I think it's a bit of both. The fellow who shared it on SG like both!


I think I'll it NWO Kitty's "Little Friend".

[Klimax]

Borrowing some artwork from a couple of SG friends.

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2009/08/21/further-research.png

That's just nice... wish I was able as well...

[Horatius]

That's just nice... wish I was able as well...



You can send out friend requests....Post a few comments, that attracts attention.

[Horatius]

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[Horatius]

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[Klimax]

You can send out friend requests....Post a few comments, that attracts attention.

I know... I have ideas but I cannot make them. There is just huge disconnect.

[Davidlpf]

I having problems posting a cartoon here.
here is the link
http://stripgenerator.com/strip/280764/

[Klimax]

I having problems posting a cartoon here.
here is the link
http://stripgenerator.com/strip/280764/

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[Davidlpf]

Thanks Klimax.

[Horatius]

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[Klimax]

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(evil laugh) This lively humor is killing!

[Horatius]

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[Horatius]

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Credit for the Infowhores tagline goes to joe911. (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=5047567#post5047567)

[joe911]

:D:D:D LOL!!!!!! I feel so honoured :cool::confused: Ive always wanted to be part of the new world order :p

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[Horatius]

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We totally need to get these shirts made up!

[joe911]

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We totally need to get these shirts made up!

Indeed ;)

ps. not sure how that :confused: ended up in the last post lol.

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[joe911]

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[Sabrina]

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Jesus be half-nekkid... *snickers*

[Davidlpf]

http://stripgenerator.com/strip/284867/

[Horatius]

<img src="http://stripgenerator.com/strip/284867">

I'll fix that for you:


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[Davidlpf]

Thanks.

[triforcharity]

I think you have to put around it, right guys??

[Horatius]

You also need to get the URL for the full-sized version, otherwise you get something weird.

[Davidlpf]

You also need to get the URL for the full-sized version, otherwise you get something weird.

I think that is my problem.

[Horatius]

I think that is my problem.



Right-click on the full-sized version, and choose "properties", this shroud pop up a window with the URL of the full version. You can cut and paste that into the IMG tags.

[Davidlpf]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/anonymous/strip/2009/09/02/untitled-70.png
There it works.

[Horatius]

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[carlitos]

I don't know if you do requests, but Steve Jones' therm*te claims and his emails to National Geographic would be an amusing series.

[triforcharity]

I will second that notion!!

[Horatius]

I do do requests. I'll give it some thought. I still need to get Joe out of the guillotine, though!

[joe911]

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hahahahaha :D:D:D:p Typical AJ,huh? lol

I still need to get Joe out of the guillotine, though!

*waits egarly in suspense* :p

[Horatius]

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[Horatius]

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ETA: Working in the bar, over my cell phone connection...guess what's on special today?

[joe911]

ETA: Working in the bar, over my cell phone connection...guess what's on special today?

Swine flu jab with every large vodka?:D

[Horatius]

Well, okay, that too. ;)

[Myriad]

Hmm... I'm surprised they were able to try to guillotine him without "subpoena power."

[carlitos]

The secret to making a good Long Island Iced Tea is re-adding ice after you add the booze. If you don't do that, you end up with too much sour mix and soda.

[TjW]

The secret to a good Long Island Mice Tea is fresh, grain-fed mice.

[Horatius]

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[Horatius]

I'm loving the fact that friends on SG can share objects now, as some of them are amazingly good artists. For example:

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[triforcharity]

Nice Bike!! Is that a Jesse James creation??

[Myriad]

I thing building a theme bike with parts all shaped like Strip Generator props would be more Orange County Choppers style... maybe a collaboration between Paul Jr. and Mikey?

Respectfully,
Myriad

[tsig]

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Fantastic!

[Horatius]

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Dedicated to Heiwa, and his dedication to avoiding the Actual Truth. (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=5080731#post5080731)

[Horatius]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2009/09/08/compartmentalization-runs-amuck.png


Context:

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=153273

[joe911]

Horatius,Are you planning on making a strip about the latest AJ/Charlie sheen thing? :p

[Horatius]

I'm thinking about it, but I don't know if I can actually make it any funnier....:)

[Elizabeth I]

Horatius,Are you planning on making a strip about the latest AJ/Charlie sheen thing? :p

I'm thinking about it, but I don't know if I can actually make it any funnier....:)

I have faith!

[Horatius]

I have faith!



Come on, seriously. How can I compete with this? (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=5088088#post5088088)


I'd be making strips for a month, just quoting them directly!

[Horatius]

Okay, here it goes. I'm superving students today, which mostly involves me sitting around waiting for them to ask questions, so I have a lot of time on my hands today, so expect a few of these.


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[Drudgewire]

Okay, here it goes. I'm superving students today, which mostly involves me sitting around waiting for them to ask questions, so I have a lot of time on my hands today, so expect a few of these.

:popcorn1

[Horatius]

One question, one comic.....Going to be a long day....:)


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[Horatius]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2009/09/09/alex-jones-the-epic-fail-story-p-iii.png


ETA: Okay, I just noticed the typo in the date.... that I gave away the Top Secret NWO dating scheme....

[Sabrina]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2009/09/09/alex-jones-the-epic-fail-story-p-iii.png


ETA: Okay, I just noticed the typo in the date.... that I gave away the Top Secret NWO dating scheme....

Funny!!

And you made a type of your own, Horatius; last I checked, September doesn't have seventy-eight days. :p

ETA: D'oh! Teach me not to read the fine print...

[Klimax]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2009/09/09/alex-jones-the-epic-fail-story-p-iii.png


ETA: Okay, I just noticed the typo in the date.... that I gave away the Top Secret NWO dating scheme....

Interesting that we have monday as a last day of week.

[Elizabeth I]

Horatius,Are you planning on making a strip about the latest AJ/Charlie sheen thing? :p

I'm thinking about it, but I don't know if I can actually make it any funnier....:)

I have faith!

Come on, seriously. How can I compete with this? (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=5088088#post5088088)

I'd be making strips for a month, just quoting them directly!

Okay, here it goes. I'm superving students today, which mostly involves me sitting around waiting for them to ask questions, so I have a lot of time on my hands today, so expect a few of these.

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2009/09/09/alex-jones-the-epic-fail-story.png

One question, one comic.....Going to be a long day....:)

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http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2009/09/09/alex-jones-the-epic-fail-story-p-iii.png

ETA: Okay, I just noticed the typo in the date.... that I gave away the Top Secret NWO dating scheme....


See there? I was right! I'm sure the NWO will know where to send my million.

[Horatius]

Slowing down a bit; they had more questions this afternoon!

>interruption to answer question<


Damn students!

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[Hokulele]

W00t!

[Horatius]

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[Horatius]

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[Horatius]

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[Horatius]

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[Horatius]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2009/09/10/alex-jones-the-epic-fail-story-p-ix.png

Kudos to Temecula for the "Face" line!

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=5088249#post5088249

[Horatius]

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[Horatius]

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[Horatius]

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[Sabrina]

You sir, win the internet.

[Horatius]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2009/09/11/alex-jones-the-epic-fail-story-p-xii-1.png

[Horatius]

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[joe911]

You are a comic genius Horatius,i needed cheering up today and you did just the job,thankyou. :)

[Horatius]

Thought I should post this....A lot of people on SG post questions/challenges that they want answered in Strip form. This one was for "Describe your life in Six Words".


http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2009/09/13/six-wordsand-some-drawings.png


ETA: It turns out, one of my SG friends worked with a guy who was working on cold fusion.....Dun dun DUN!

[Horatius]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2009/09/16/hows-that-go-again.png


Context:

ZafC_7Sp7eM

[Davidlpf]

Me thinks he doth protest too much.

[AdinDraco]

You sir, win the internet.

Ditto. :)

[tsig]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2009/09/16/hows-that-go-again.png


Context:

ZafC_7Sp7eM

You got to know when to hold "em, know when to fold 'em.

[triforcharity]

So, the NWO is behind Twitter and Facebook!!! AND BOWLING!!! WOOO HOOOO!!!

Holy snikeys Batman!!! The woo oooozzzeeeesssss from him doesn't it??

[Horatius]

I'll be passing a milestone, any minute now.....


http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2009/09/17/milestones.png

70 000 hits on my comic blog. Not too shabby.

[Hokulele]

70 000 hits on my comic blog. Not too shabby.


Do you have a direct link to your blog? Stripgenerator doesn't make it easy to find unless you have posted something new recently.

[Horatius]

Do you have a direct link to your blog? Stripgenerator doesn't make it easy to find unless you have posted something new recently.



http://horatius.stripgenerator.com/

[Hokulele]

Mahalo nui loa.

[Horatius]

Mahalo nui loa.



Hey! Keep those Hawaiian curses to yourself!

[Horatius]

Here's one for Triforcharity, and his brothers.


http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2009/09/18/reality-like-a-cold-hard-slap-in-the-fac.png

[triforcharity]

I love it!! That one will be going on the desk at work ASAP. HILARIOUS!!

Why does one have a camera though??

[KoihimeNakamura]

To film the beatdown so that they can never. back. down.

[Horatius]

Why does one have a camera though??

To film the beatdown so that they can never. back. down.



Exactly! Best. Youtube. Ever!

[Elizabeth I]

Has the truth movement actually used the word vicsims? Because, if so, contemptible.

[Horatius]

Has the truth movement actually used the word vicsims? Because, if so, contemptible.



Oh, yes. (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=154099) Proving once again that, at my best, I can't compete with them in either craziness, or malevolence.

[Sabrina]

Oh, yes. (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=154099) Proving once again that, at my best, I can't compete with them in either craziness, or malevolence.

Elizabeth, whatever you do, DO NOT READ THE PAPER linked to in that thread. You will sorely regret it if you do; trust me on this.

I died a little inside when I read it.

[Davidlpf]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/anonymous/strip/2009/09/19/canadas-favourite-reality-program.png

[Unsecured Coins]

I don't know about you, but Anvalanche sounds like a kick ass band name

[Myriad]

I don't know about you, but Anvalanche sounds like a kick ass band name


Don't say that to the good citizens of Anvilania (http://www.tv.com/animaniacs/king-yakko/episode/108697/summary.html). The memory of the great Anvalanche of 1947 is still too fresh.

Respectfully,
Myriad

[arthwollipot]

http://horatius.stripgenerator.com/Is it just me, or is there no RSS feed for that page?

[Klimax]

Is it just me, or is there no RSS feed for that page?

IIRC correct unfortunately. (Although there are programs checking page itself for changes and either generating RSS/ATOM itself or directly alerting user.)

[Brainster]

I keep forgetting to look at the stickied posts. But whenever I remember to check this thread, I am awed. Horatius, that is a gift.

[Sam.I.Am]

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/1466/69917021.png

[Sam.I.Am]

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/7298/thepetitionparti9925082.png

[Hokulele]

Hee hee.

[Sam.I.Am]

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/1020/thepetitionii7063075.png

[Drs_Res]

Sorry, I just had to do it.

http://forums.randi.org/picture.php?albumid=35&pictureid=1600

[Sam.I.Am]

Sorry, I just had to do it.I got over it. :D

[Horatius]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2009/09/27/cryptographers-nightmare.png


Context:

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=5144951#post5144951

[Horatius]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2009/09/27/deep-rooted-conspiracies.png


Context:

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=5146011#post5146011

[joe911]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/anonymous/strip/2009/09/27/biggest-turnout-ever-for-a-911-twoof-eve.png

[Horatius]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2009/09/28/proportionate-response.png


Context:

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=5147390#post5147390

[LashL]

This is one of the best threads ever. The creativity never ceases to amaze me.

[Wildy]

Perhaps we should see comics on other conspiracies as well considering the lack of 9/11 stuff.

[Horatius]

I had an idea for one today, but since I'm not at home, and making comics on this computer sucks, it will have to wait until I get home on Saturday.

[TSR]

I had an idea for one today, but since I'm not at home, and making comics on this computer sucks, it will have to wait until I get home on Saturday.
.
you're such a tease...
.

[carlitos]

I have a big grey cat and your whole program is screwing up his self image.

[Damien Evans]

I had an idea for one today, but since I'm not at home, and making comics on this computer sucks, it will have to wait until I get home on Saturday.

You're a tease.

Saturday has been and gone, as has Sunday (here, anyway)

[Horatius]

You're a tease.

Saturday has been and gone, as has Sunday (here, anyway)



Sorry, I've been dealing with another cat-related tragedy here, and decided getting drunk was a better plan for last night.

I've had a bad few years for cats.


Let's see if I remember what that idea was....

[Hokulele]

Oh Horatius, I am so sorry to hear that. Take care of yourself.

[Horatius]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2009/10/25/1984-here-we-come.png

[Horatius]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2009/10/25/total-world-surveillance.png

[Horatius]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2009/10/25/totality-one-truther-at-a-time.png

[Horatius]

Okay, this one is an old, old pun, but it just fit so well.....


http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2009/10/26/total-ly-boring-surviellence.png

[contra]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/contra/strip/2009/10/26/good-books.png

[arthwollipot]

Okay, this one is an old, old pun, but it just fit so well.....


http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2009/10/26/total-ly-boring-surviellence.pngHey, that's me on the bottom right screen! But I don't even have my webcam on!

[ohp]

I thought I'd contribute...

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/ohp/strip/2009/10/30/the-great-holiday-snap-coverup.png

[LashL]

I thought I'd contribute...

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/ohp/strip/2009/10/30/the-great-holiday-snap-coverup.png


Hey! That's not my Aunt Maud!

Who are you and what have you done with her?

:D

[Horatius]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2009/10/31/dtv-switcheroo.png

[Horatius]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2009/10/31/dtv-the-plot.png

[EvilBiker]

Horatius,

We are SERIOUSLY not worthy of this orgasmatronic plethora of humour :).

But don't stop. Please.

/fanboy

[Pure Argent]

"Unless he records them on his VCR."

:newlol

Greatest line ever.

[Arkyrion]

I was born in the 1990s. What's a VCR? :D

[Elizabeth I]

I was born in the 1990s. What's a VCR? :D

I'm sorry, nobody old enough to be on a computer was born in the 1990s :p

[Klimax]

I was born in the 1990s. What's a VCR? :D

It is something like betamax,only bigger. But usable same way...

[Horatius]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2009/11/01/dtv-in-the-house.png

[Horatius]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2009/11/01/dtv-on-the-set.png

[Horatius]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2009/11/02/dtv-cutting-edge-technology.png

[Pure Argent]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2009/11/02/dtv-cutting-edge-technology.png

I don't know which category the laughing dog is under in the smileys window. Otherwise he would be here.

[Sabrina]

I don't know which category the laughing dog is under in the smileys window. Otherwise he would be here.

He be typed like so, minus spaces:

: dl :


Here he be minus said spaces:

:dl:


Why be I talking like this? No clue. Just in an odd mood. :D

[Horatius]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2009/11/02/dtv-a-sticky-situation.png

[arthwollipot]

I don't know which category the laughing dog is under in the smileys window. Otherwise he would be here.Specials.

[Pure Argent]

Thanks guys.

Belated laughing dog:

:dl:

[ohp]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/ohp/strip/2009/11/05/mundane-conspiracies-no-2.png

[rwguinn]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/ohp/strip/2009/11/05/mundane-conspiracies-no-2.png

Now, THAT's funny-I don't care who you are!

(I'm buying stock in keyboard manufacturers. I've lost 3 in the last 2 days due to coffee injection...)

[9/11 Chewy Defense]

Where can I find that strip generator?

Nevermind I found it!

[9/11 Chewy Defense]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/anonymous/strip/2009/11/06/operation-fema-camp.png

[9/11 Chewy Defense]

Forgot the title when I made it:

[Sam.I.Am]

Forgot the title when I made it:

Why are the NWO Kitties pointing guns at each others heads?

[9/11 Chewy Defense]

Why are the NWO Kitties pointing guns at each others heads?

I couldn't get them to turn around. So I put them on their backs, since they're going on the march.

I'll figure it out 1 of these days!

BTW: These are my first 2 cartoons. I'm just a Newbie at this! :D

[Sam.I.Am]

There's a flip tool at the bottom (one horizontal, one vertical) and you can resize and rotate the elements using the handles (the circles).

[9/11 Chewy Defense]

There's a flip tool at the bottom (one horizontal, one vertical) and you can resize and rotate the elements using the handles (the circles).

Thanks! I'll try to keep that series going.

[9/11 Chewy Defense]

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[9/11 Chewy Defense]

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[9/11 Chewy Defense]

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[9/11 Chewy Defense]

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[Horatius]

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Nice Hallway!

Good series so far. Did you register as a blogger?

[9/11 Chewy Defense]

Nice Hallway!

Good series so far. Did you register as a blogger?

Thanks!

Nope, haven't registered!

[9/11 Chewy Defense]

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[9/11 Chewy Defense]

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[Pure Argent]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/anonymous/strip/2009/11/06/operation-fema-camp-part-5.png

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Okay, okay, that was great.

[9/11 Chewy Defense]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Okay, okay, that was great.

I figured Part 5 would make someone laugh! Don't worry, I've got more ideas for Alex Jones! ;)

[9/11 Chewy Defense]

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[9/11 Chewy Defense]

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[9/11 Chewy Defense]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/anonymous/strip/2009/11/07/ofc-part-11-revenge-of-the-kitty.png

[9/11 Chewy Defense]

Is this the end of Alex Jones, or isn't it? Find out in Part 12! :D

[9/11 Chewy Defense]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/anonymous/strip/2009/11/07/ofc-part-12-robots-r-us.png