Comic strip a conspiracy myth

[Horatius]

Starting a new series, on "The Real Zombie Apocalypse". I'm borrowing some characters from one of the other SG creators (http://hah.stripgenerator.com/gallery) for this story. First two instalments:

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[Sabrina]

"Om nom nom nom"....

Hysterical!!

[Klimax]

And if you want to be alterted to any new comics...
whatabout http://horatius.stripgenerator.com/rss/ ?

:D

[TSR]

Starting a new series, on "The Real Zombie Apocalypse". I'm borrowing some characters from one of the other SG creators (http://hah.stripgenerator.com/gallery) for this story. First two instalments:

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Ummm.

"Lingerie"


Not that I have a good friend with a schlocky late night Skinemax series (http://www.cinemax.com/afterdark/series/lingerie/) by that name, or anything...

You go, Jenn!
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Happy Z-Day, Everybody!

[arthwollipot]

:bigclap

[Dave Rogers]

Yeah, what Wolli said.

Dave

[cwalner]

I read this last night, and I am still giggling of the 'graaaaaaains' line.

[Horatius]

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When in doubt, re-brand!

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[Horatius]

It's TAM Time again, and as we all know, that means it's time to humiliate Hokulele at poker!


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[Horatius]

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[Hokulele]

So, if there is an entire Vast Evil Conspiracy out to get me ... then I must be the good guy. Yay me!

[cwalner]

So, if there is an entire Vast Evil Conspiracy out to get me ... then I must be the good guy. Yay me!

Nah, I see you as more of a Vector to his Gru.

[Horatius]

So, if there is an entire Vast Evil Conspiracy out to get me ... then I must be the good guy. Yay me!



No, you could be the Evil Rival.

[Horatius]

Okay, I have to share this one that an SG friend just made.....


Garfield: As Written by HP Lovecraft

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[Myriad]

Okay, I have to share this one that an SG friend just made.....


Hey, how come his characters get to have arms and hands (not to mention wings and tentacles)?

[Horatius]

Hey, how come his characters get to have arms and hands (not to mention wings and tentacles)?



Because not everyone is as bad an artist as me. Did you see that "UFO" I drew?

[Sam.I.Am]

Can you even make a "Bad" Margarita? I figure as long as it's got Tequila in it who cares?

[Klimax]

Because not everyone is as bad an artist as me. Did you see that "UFO" I drew?

Still lightyears ahead of me though...

[Horatius]

Can you even make a "Bad" Margarita? I figure as long as it's got Tequila in it who cares?



Someone on SG made a similar comment, and the answer is, in Vegas, yes you can. The bad ones seem more common than the good ones, in fact.

[Horatius]

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[Sam.I.Am]

Why did you put the subliminally homophobic tee shirt on Surfer Chick and then try to stress her hetrosexuality by having her go to a male strip club? Are you trying to subtly call her an overcompensating closeted lesbian?

[Horatius]

Why did you put the subliminally homophobic tee shirt on Surfer Chick and then try to stress her hetrosexuality by having her go to a male strip club? Are you trying to subtly call her an overcompensating closeted lesbian?



That's specifically NWO Kitty on the shirt. Look closer.

[cwalner]

Why did you put the subliminally homophobic tee shirt on Surfer Chick and then try to stress her hetrosexuality by having her go to a male strip club? Are you trying to subtly call her an overcompensating closeted lesbian?

That's specifically NWO Kitty on the shirt. Look closer.

Wow! I'd like to buy a clue, Pat.

I was trying to figure out why Sam thought the t-shirt was homophobic until your reply, Horatius. I hadn't thought to generalize from NWO Kitty to just the general Kitty. :o

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[Horatius]

Wow! I'd like to buy a clue, Pat.

I was trying to figure out why Sam thought the t-shirt was homophobic until your reply, Horatius. I hadn't thought to generalize from NWO Kitty to just the general Kitty. :o



Of course, it does suggest another hilarious episode.....

[Hokulele]

Of course, it does suggest another hilarious episode.....


Oi!

[Sam.I.Am]

Oi!

Just stirrin' the pot a little bit...

:p

[Horatius]

Oi!



Not that there's anything wrong with that! [/Seinfeld]

[Sam.I.Am]

Wow! I'd like to buy a clue, Pat.

I was trying to figure out why Sam thought the t-shirt was homophobic until your reply, Horatius. I hadn't thought to generalize from NWO Kitty to just the general Kitty. :o

Heh. I was just trying to make a little fun of Horatius at Hokulele's expense and I thought that suggesting that he had slipped in a subliminal message that only "I" had figured out was kind of funny.

NWO humor is pretty dry I guess...

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[Bell]

Speedo's? You're sick!

[Sam.I.Am]

Speedo's? You're sick!

♫ ♪ Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow. ♪ ♫

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[Sam.I.Am]

Rue it, He Will? Eliza Doolittle or Yoda, she talks like...

:jedi:

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[arthwollipot]

Okay, so what happened to Surfer Chick during all that carnage? :)

[Sam.I.Am]

Okay, so what happened to Surfer Chick during all that carnage? :)

Well, what with it being the NWO and all, someones got to be the fall guy... ermmm... gal.

[Hokulele]

I was off enjoying a tasty Canadian beer. Mmmmmm...

[Bell]

I was off enjoying a tasty Canadian beer. Mmmmmm...

:confused:

[Horatius]

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[cwalner]

:confused:

It was much improved with the added taste of VICTORY!!!!

[catsmate1]

"The Terror that Purrs in the Night".:D
I'm going to borrow that.

[Horatius]

"The Terror that Purrs in the Night".:D
I'm going to borrow that.



It's a borrowing of a Darkwing Duck line, that I used in one of our NWO-based forum games in the Community sub-forum. I figured it simply had to be part of his official title from O.V.E.R.L.O.R.D.

[catsmate1]

It's a borrowing of a Darkwing Duck line, that I used in one of our NWO-based forum games in the Community sub-forum. I figured it simply had to be part of his official title from O.V.E.R.L.O.R.D.
It suits Leonard, though really he's more "The Terror that Purrs in the Early Morning."

[Horatius]

The last few months, the SG site has been having "theme" weeks, where you create a comic and tag it with the common theme. Guess what this week is!

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[Klimax]

:D

Reduced to this...

[Horatius]

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[jsfisher]

Wasn't Mad Cow originally the head of K.A.B.O.O.M.*?



*Klever AntiNWO Bovine Overlords Of Madness

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A gun? GOLD!

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[NoZed Avenger]

Unarmed?

I guess, relatively speaking, one handgun that is CONTSTANTLY IN SHOT is practically no armament at all, but . . . .

[jsfisher]

You missed the obvious: "Mooooooved" they uddered.

[Horatius]

Unarmed?

I guess, relatively speaking, one handgun that is CONTSTANTLY IN SHOT is practically no armament at all, but . . . .



You're not the first to point that out, but if these guys were competent, they wouldnt have made the mistake of pissing off NWO Kitty, would they?

Besides, that's the only thin that lets you know hes NWO Kitty....without it, he could be


....NSA Kitty in disguise!



You missed the obvious: "Mooooooved" they uddered.


Well, I'm going to need a few more cow-puns before the story is done. I'm trying to work out a joke based on how "moooooo-ron" shouldn't really rhyme with "mooo" because of the different "o" sounds.

[TSR]

Well, I'm going to need a few more cow-puns before the story is done. I'm trying to work out a joke based on how "moooooo-ron" shouldn't really rhyme with "mooo" because of the different "o" sounds.

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Check the alt.fan.lemur FAQ (http://www.faqs.org/faqs/lemur-faq/part1/) for an in-depth discussion of the Terror Cow.

Frink frink p'tang?
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[jsfisher]

Well, I'm going to need a few more cow-puns before the story is done. I'm trying to work out a joke based on how "moooooo-ron" shouldn't really rhyme with "mooo" because of the different "o" sounds.

I have no beef with that. Best to milk it for all its worth. Do what you hoof to. Do what you calf to. It's not like you are on the horns of a dilemma, after all. I suppose you cud try a different approach or just moo on. Don't cow-tow.

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[ihaunter]

That's clearly just a gun shaped backpack.


Which he carries a gun in. No one expects that.

[Sam.I.Am]

That's clearly just a gun shaped backpack.


Which he carries a gun in. No one expects that.

I know right? It's the people with Hello Kitty ones that are usually packing the heat.

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Hey, there had to be some reason the NWO keeps those guys around!

[cwalner]

Hey, there had to be some reason the NWO keeps those guys around!

Hehe, my first response to that one was 'hey that's not right NWO Kitty doesn't tolerate competence in his subordinates.'

[Sabrina]

Ooooohhhhhh, so they have flashes of competence, but then go right back to incompetence?

[Hokulele]

Ooooohhhhhh, so they have flashes of competence, but then go right back to incompetence?


Rather like Horatius' spell-checker?



"Occassions"?

[TjW]

It was a 'special' occasion.

[Horatius]

"Occassions"?



Leave it to you not to know the secret NWO spellings of werds!

[Childlike Empress]

I like that. Finally some accountability. Baaaaad cat karma (yes, i know, it's wishful thinking).

Mooooooo-ve on!

[cwalner]

Leave it to you not to know the secret NWO spellings of werds!

I guess the sekrit spelling of 'secret' is not secret anymore. :p

[jsfisher]

I've heard MC has vowed to eliminate all sheep(le). MOO, after all, is just an acronym for Must Obliviate Ovines.



...or was it Orchestrate? It's so hard to keep track.

[Sabrina]

I think you mean "obliterate".

Unless the leader of O.V.E.R.L.O.R.D. is a wizard.

[Horatius]

I've heard MC has vowed to eliminate all sheep(le). MOO, after all, is just an acronym for Must Obliviate Ovines.



...or was it Orchestrate? It's so hard to keep track.



Why would we want to Obliviate Orchestratas? That's just silly!

[Rolfe]

Can't resist.

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Rolfe. :c1:

[Horatius]

Can't resist.

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Rolfe. :c1:



Ha! Good one!


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[Sam.I.Am]

Is that Hello Kitty on a spike? O.V.E.R.L.O.R.D. better be careful...

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[Horatius]

No, it's a teddy bear or something from the Valentine's theme pack....I love the "I [heart] you!" card nailed to it's face with a knife, but I'm not sure if you can see that at this scale....

[cwalner]

No, it's a teddy bear or something from the Valentine's theme pack....I love the "I [heart] you!" card nailed to it's face with a knife, but I'm not sure if you can see that at this scale....

You should have just said yes. I like Sam.I.Am's interpretation better.

[Klimax]

I see certain character from current certain controversy back at StripGenerator... :D

[Horatius]

I see certain character from current certain controversy back at StripGenerator... :D



I'm sure I don't know what you mean here.








:boxedin:

[Klimax]

I'm sure I don't know what you mean here.








:boxedin:

And quite unnice role it is.

:D

:unbox-Horatius:

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[Klimax]

Looks like NWO Kitty won't have much to do. (Is it just me or Minions and co are too competent? Who knew... :D )

BTW:Movement and action of characters reminds me of chess... BattleChess.
(And few more games, but can't recall.)

[Horatius]

Looks like NWO Kitty won't have much to do. (Is it just me or Minions and co are too competent? Who knew... :D )



Well, the Bunny Commandos always were more on the ball than the regular Minions.

[Sam.I.Am]

Well, the Bunny Commandos always were more on the ball than the regular Minions.

But they are no match for the Mary Kay Commandos... Even their uzis are pink.

[Horatius]

A little diversion from the main story line....O.V.E.R.L.O.R.D. has to keep recruiting, you know! These two guys are borrowed from my SG friend terwallace, who has a long, ongoing story line. Check him out!

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[cwalner]

'Aren't you a little short to be a Cow Trooper'

:D

[X]

Should've called them "moonions"

[Horatius]

Should've called them "moonions"



D'oh!


I'll have to work that in!

[Horatius]

Here's another one-off. BaalMoloch (gotta love that name!) came up with a good Tourist Guy I just had to use!

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[Horatius]

So, I've been spending time this week going through my back catalog, and making booklets of some of the extended stories. You can find them here:


http://horatius.stripgenerator.com/booklet/

A few have a bug where they don't download properly, but for most, if you click the "print booklet" button, you get a nice pdf with a cover page an everything, if you'd like to print it out or something.....

[Sabrina]

Awesome!

[Horatius]

Awesome!



There's one you should particularly like...I sent this to UC on facebook earlier:


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:D

[Horatius]

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I decided to introduce a new character, and came up with this to integrate it into the current story....This is in part a response to some stupidity going on on the SG site, where Certain People are getting bent out of shape over using certain stock characters.

So, here we have the "Looming Menace Men", who will be rivals for NSA Kitty in the future.


"Menace Men Loom" is an anagram for "A Common Element", which is both a subtle comment on the idiocy at SG, and a ridiculously fortuitous name for the group headed by this new character.....It was meant to be!

[Klimax]

Purrrfect.

Including that thought of NWO Kitty...

[cwalner]

Purrrfect.

Including that thought of NWO Kitty...

You mean NSA Kitty. Note the difference in the 'hardware' they carry.

NSA carries an iPad, NWO carries an iKill.

[Klimax]

You mean NSA Kitty. Note the difference in the 'hardware' they carry.

NSA carries an iPad, NWO carries an iKill.

Right. I saw knife and got derailed...

As for tablet of choice - I think it is either older model pre-iPad era or at least Asus EP-121... (to be properly evil you can't be that mainstream yet hip :D )

[Sam.I.Am]

Let's just hope that they aren't using a cheap Chinese knockoff. Who knows what could go wong... errr I mean wrong.

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Of course the NWO uses iTunes! You have to respect that kind of megalomania!

[TSR]

ummm.

What does walking like that have to do with a fixed gaze in a freak show?

[Horatius]

ummm.

What does walking like that have to do with a fixed gaze in a freak show?


Ahem.


Leave it to you not to know the secret NWO spellings of werds!



Fillistine.


:boxedin:

[cwalner]

Ahem.


Fillistine.


:boxedin:

Or, maybe you should lobby the folks at SG to add a spell-checker to their software :p

[TSR]

Leave it to you not to know the secret NWO spellings of werds!

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Iz dat ur anser 2 evafink?
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[Horatius]

Or, maybe you should lobby the folks at SG to add a spell-checker to their software :p


Considering that "right click paste" doesn't even work, I'm not holding out hope.


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Iz dat ur anser 2 evafink?
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No, it's my excuse.

[cwalner]

Considering that "right click paste" doesn't even work, I'm not holding out hope.

No, it's my excuse.

Just curious, how difficult is it to go back to an already published comic and correct the spelling? I know that won't affect the versions in this thread, but it might be nice to clean them up for posterity.

[Horatius]

Just curious, how difficult is it to go back to an already published comic and correct the spelling? I know that won't affect the versions in this thread, but it might be nice to clean them up for posterity.



Can't be done at all. Once it's published, the image is set.

[cwalner]

Can't be done at all. Once it's published, the image is set.

Then I might suggest that you get better proofreaders than your cats :p

[Horatius]

A one-off strip today:

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Context:

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=7503317#post7503317

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[Sam.I.Am]

*waiting*

[Horatius]

Wait for it.....:D

[arthwollipot]

I see you quiver with anticip...

[Sabrina]

...ation!

[X]

Assume a spherical cow...

[Horatius]

Assume a spherical cow...



It actually took about 10 tries to get the head not looking completely stupid.....

[cwalner]

Assume a spherical cow...

on a frictionless sheet of ice, in a perfect vacuum.


Sorry, physics phlashback.

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Speaking of physics flashbacks, this reminds me of my old high school physics teacher, who use coyote&roadrunner cartoons in all his word problems.



"If NWO Kitty has Mad Cow bearing down on him at 35 km/hr, and NWO Kitty can jump at 4.5 m/s initial velocity, at what time T and angle A should NWO Kitty jump at, in order to land on Mad Cow's back? Assume Mad Cow starts moving 50 m away from NWO Kitty. show your work."

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Speaking of physics flashbacks, this reminds me of my old high school physics teacher, who use coyote&roadrunner cartoons in all his word problems.



"If NWO Kitty has Mad Cow bearing down on him at 35 km/hr, and NWO Kitty can jump at 4.5 m/s initial velocity, at what time T and angle A should NWO Kitty jump at, in order to land on Mad Cow's back? Assume Mad Cow starts moving 50 m away from NWO Kitty. show your work."

I need the height and length of Mad Cow to work that out don't I?

[Klimax]

I need the height and length of Mad Cow to work that out don't I?

I don't think you need lenght, at most length of head.

[X]

Speaking of physics flashbacks, this reminds me of my old high school physics teacher, who use coyote&roadrunner cartoons in all his word problems.



"If NWO Kitty has Mad Cow bearing down on him at 35 km/hr, and NWO Kitty can jump at 4.5 m/s initial velocity, at what time T and angle A should NWO Kitty jump at, in order to land on Mad Cow's back? Assume Mad Cow starts moving 50 m away from NWO Kitty. show your work."


How tall is Mad Cow?

[Horatius]

I need the height and length of Mad Cow to work that out don't I?

I don't think you need lenght, at most length of head.

How tall is Mad Cow?



Well, yes, you do, but when such details are left out, you typically assume a standard dimensioned cow (http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_height_and_weight_of_the_average_cow).

[cwalner]

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Speaking of physics flashbacks, this reminds me of my old high school physics teacher, who use coyote&roadrunner cartoons in all his word problems.



"If NWO Kitty has Mad Cow bearing down on him at 35 km/hr, and NWO Kitty can jump at 4.5 m/s initial velocity, at what time T and angle A should NWO Kitty jump at, in order to land on Mad Cow's back? Assume Mad Cow starts moving 50 m away from NWO Kitty. show your work."

um, below is an actual problem from my relativity text from college, chapter 1 (review of Newtonian mechanics) problem 2. Page 11. Special Relativity. T.M Helliwell 1986.

A 3-1/2 ton two-horned African rhinoceros charges at 30 miles/hour into a 7-ton ball of putty sitting on a frictionless sheet of ice in a perfect vacuum. Assuming the rhino gets stuck in the putty, find the final velocity of the two. Is kinetic energy conserved in the collision?

The author of the book (and the professor of the class) had a thing about rhinos. The cover of the book even had a cartoon image of two rhino's facing each other.

[Sam.I.Am]

One forward flip? Not even a paw-stand?

That's only a 7.6 at best. You need more work on the pommel cow, get to it.

[Horatius]

One forward flip? Not even a paw-stand?

That's only a 7.6 at best. You need more work on the pommel cow, get to it.



Alas, the Pure Awesomeness of NWO Kitty is severely restricted by the Complete Lack of Awesomeness of my artistic skills.

[Horatius]

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[Sam.I.Am]

NWO Kitty lost his gun huh? Not something I would expect an evil mastermind to do unless he's lost his cool.

<CT>That's not NWO Kitty but a stunt double and the person in charge of continuity will soon be "Disappeared" or have a sudden case of the "Klutzies" leading to an untimely and unfortunate death by accident</CT>

[Horatius]

No, that's him viewed from the front. His gun is on his back!

[Sam.I.Am]

No, that's him viewed from the front. His gun is on his back!

Denials already!!!

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/4899/babydebunktruth.jpg

:D

[Horatius]

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So, how does this end? I'm having trouble deciding! Vote in your posts!

[jsfisher]

Any decent barbecue will have pork products. Time to introduce the new world oinkers.

[Sam.I.Am]

While pork is a BBQ staple what many people think of as a BBQ is actually called grilling. Grilled steaks and burgers especially. Pork is better cooked low and slow.

And don't forget kids, grilled veggies are yummy too.

*votes for steaks at the NWO Labor Day picnic*

[TheRedWorm]

I like to refer to cows as "steaks with feet," so I'm voting killem and grillem.

[Sabrina]

Because I am tickled pink by the phrase "new world oinkers", I'm voting for pork BBQ.

Although a side of steak or hamburgers would be nice too...

[jsfisher]

Because I am tickled pink by the phrase "new world oinkers", I'm voting for pork BBQ.

Although a side of steak or hamburgers would be nice too...

Those would be bacon cheeseburgers, right?

[TjW]

I know with comedians, it's traditional to roast the guest of honor.

[Myriad]

Dear Sir,

As an NWO officer I abhor the implication that the NWO is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we now have the problem relatively under control.

Respectfully,
Myriad,
In a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms, and garlic

[TjW]

++ on the mushrooms.

[Klimax]

Although very obvoius I propose second variant.

Mad Cow lives, but meal is from ánother cow... :D

[Sam.I.Am]

Although very obvoius I propose second variant.

Mad Cow lives, but meal is from ánother cow... :biggrin:

Scott Tenorman approves.

[Sam.I.Am]

What the BBQ might end up looking like...

http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/3483/cowse.jpg

(That's a Moonion in the back)

[TjW]

Perhaps Mad Cow is allergic to the BBQ sauce, and it causes a terrible rash around his mouth.
I want to see a pocked cow lips now.

[Horatius]

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[Horatius]

From another thread:

I decided to just go for a simple badge of honour:

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It's been quite a day here!

You'll see why in a little while longer....

[Horatius]

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1000 strips......


....and I almost forgot to put Alberta and Gravy in there......


Sigh. :D

[arthwollipot]

Concattylations!

[jsfisher]

Congratulations!!!! (but where is fan boy?)

[Horatius]

Congratulations!!!! (but where is fan boy?)



He's flying the Zeppelin they're shooting at.

[jsfisher]

He's flying the Zeppelin they're shooting at.

Nice recovery.

[Orphia Nay]

Yay, Horatius!!!
:cheerleader2 :cheerleader2 :cheerleader2

[Klimax]

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1000 strips......


....and I almost forgot to put Alberta and Gravy in there......


Sigh. :D

Congrats. (Good to see myself there... :D)

[Horatius]

It's not my best work, but:


http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=218541


Vote early, vote often!

[Johny2x4]

Another foe of NWO Kitty taken down!

[Horatius]

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Context:

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=7568099#post7568099

[Klimax]

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Context:

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=7568099#post7568099

Needs at least one sequel:
"Two years later..."

:D

[Horatius]

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Context:

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=7576390#post7576390

[Horatius]

For those of you who wonder what Gravy has been up to lately:


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[IIIClovisIII]

One based on a real life experience with my sister's beliefs...

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[arthwollipot]

Sometimes a triangle is just a triangle...

[Horatius]

Sometimes a triangle is just a triangle...

...and sometimes it isn't!


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[Horatius]

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Context:

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=7835142#post7835142

[Horatius]

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[Klimax]

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Bloody great. :D

[jsfisher]

Merry Christmas, Horatius.

[slowsmile]

Have a good 'un Horatius, and many thanks for giving me some real good laughs.

[Horatius]

Psst:

"When the 2012 apocolypse fails to occur: what conspiracy wil be responsible?"

Well, I've just started working on a story line (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=7537198#post7537198) that clearly demonstrates that it's because of the usual incompetence at the NWO. I'm hoping to drag this one out for the whole year.


Just a heads-up, here.

:D

[Horatius]

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[slowsmile]

Thanks for my first good laugh of 2012.

[Horatius]

Thanks for my first good laugh of 2012.



Come on, my Quetzalcoatl isn't that bad! :D

[arthwollipot]

Oh, is that what it was?

[Horatius]

Okay, maybe it was.

[TjW]

Buck up. If you ever have a storyline that requires a Martian sperm, you're all set.

[cjnewson88]

My first attempted.. Based on a comment by one of our resident truthers that "Lucky Larry" said 'pull it' on TV to show all the 'zionists and neocons' they can let slip the conspiracy on TV and still get away with it..

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[Bell]

Reminds me of this old comic :)

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[cjnewson88]

Boy this is addictive..

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[Hokulele]

Come on, my Quetzalcoatl isn't that bad! :D


I know this comment is a bit late, but I have to admit, my first thought was "Year of the golden dragon", not Quetzalcoatl.

[Horatius]

Come on, he wasn't even Golden!

:mad:

[Horatius]

Haven't had much inspiration lately, but WTC Dust stepped up....


It just needs a little tweaking.....


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[Klimax]

Massive Energy Weapon aka MEW... That's evil right there!

:D

[Horatius]

Massive Energy Weapon aka MEW... That's evil right there!

:D



Wow, I didn't even catch that!