Comic strip a conspiracy myth

[MortFurd]

The adventure begins.
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[Horatius]

Make her NCTC or TSA Kitty! Pretty please?



There's just one problem with TSA Kitty.....


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Context:

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=2875247#post2875247


KKKK is here:

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=2867578#post2867578

[MortFurd]

It's the small things that are really fun.

The gun and knife in the suitcase shown on X-Ray and TSA says her job is boring.

Love it!

[Horatius]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2007/08/17/the-path-less-traveled.png


Well, it's certainly not boring.....

[tsig]

We already have a female kitty (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=2684551#post2684551).


Where did you think the 12 kittens came from?!?

Cats love many.

[Sabrina]

You can't go wrong with NCTC Kitty though! She could mess with the terrorists AND the twoofers!

[Horatius]

Here's a good strip that we should link every woo to, not just the CTists. It's from another blogger on the Strip Generator site:


http://platowe.stripgenerator.com/2007/08/17/true-philo-sophy-bad-brain-bad-bad.html

[Horatius]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2007/08/17/exploiting-a-market.png



The things I think about when deciding whether or not to get out of bed in the morning...

[tsg]

The adventure begins.
http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/1097646c4b2ace40e5.png (http://forums.randi.org/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=7786)

Heh, fanny pack of doom. It could be a luggage if it had more feet.

[Cuddles]

OK. An ADDITIONAL female kitty so that Cuddles will quit trying to make one out of NSA Kitty.

Hey, don't blame me! Horatius was the one who introduced the pink bows. I was just following on with the obvious conclusion.

[Horatius]

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[Sabrina]

*snickering*

[Horatius]

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Context:
http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=90822

[MortFurd]

Picking up where I left off. A little reminder of the real background.
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[MortFurd]

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[MortFurd]

Finishing the story. First half:
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[MortFurd]

Sorry about the previews.

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[JonnyFive]

I kind of miss William Rea's nonsensical entries into this thread. His comics always had this kind of bizarre, existentialist, post-modern quality to them.

Why'd he have to go and get his silly ass banned, anyway?

[Sabrina]

*applauds Mort's contributions wildly*

[JimBenArm]

I kind of miss William Rea's nonsensical entries into this thread. His comics always had this kind of bizarre, existentialist, post-modern quality to them.

Why'd he have to go and get his silly ass banned, anyway?
I miss him, too. He was fun to get all wound up, and it was comical to puncture his over-inflated sense of himself.
Ah, but we'll always have the memories...

[JonnyFive]

I miss him, too. He was fun to get all wound up, and it was comical to puncture his over-inflated sense of himself.
Ah, but we'll always have the memories...

I liked the part when one of the mods told him that the thread in Forum Management wasn't a thread to discuss himself. :D

[Unsecured Coins]

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[MortFurd]

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Do you remember Mumbly? Picture Mumbly laughing his evil laugh. That's me, laughing at the "cluemore" mine.

[PhantomWolf]

Do you remember Mumbly? Picture Mumbly laughing his evil laugh. That's me, laughing at the "cluemore" mine.

Sure you don't mean Muttley?

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[Cl1mh4224rd]

Sure you don't mean Muttley?

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/1557946ca21704bfa5.gif


That's Mumbly's evil twin... or something...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mumbly

[MortFurd]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/anonymous/strip/2007/08/21/twoofer-physics-101-chapter-1.png
I swear these guys are making **** up just to give us comic strip material.
(http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=2885425#post2885425)

[MortFurd]

Sure you don't mean Muttley?

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/1557946ca21704bfa5.gif

I probably have them both mixed up. I've seen cartoons from both.

[MortFurd]

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Just for the halibut.

[Horatius]

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[Hokulele]

Oh noes! It looks like Christophera tried to off NWO Kitty.

http://www.cbs46.com/news/14023650/detail.html


I will leave the cartooning to those with talent.

[Drudgewire]

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[Horatius]

Oh noes! It looks like Christophera tried to off NWO Kitty.

http://www.cbs46.com/news/14023650/detail.html


I will leave the cartooning to those with talent.



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:)

[Sabrina]

Hee hee... the more I see these, the more I look forward to owning my very own NWO kitty T-Shirt! :D

[Hokulele]

Ha ha! I like the hot rod cement truck.

I am working on the alpha version of the store right now. I hope to get StripGenerator's OK next week, so we can go live.

[Sabrina]

Whee!!!! Yay, I get my NWO Kitty T-Shirt!!! *claps and bounces*

[Rolfe]

Whee!!!! Yay, I get my NWO Kitty T-Shirt!!! *claps and bounces*


Me too! Me too! :clap: :j1:

Rolfe.

[Mobyseven]

Yay! But even when I order it I won't get it for ages...I'll be in the wrong city! :(

[Hokulele]

Well, I am slowly learning how not to use on-line t-shirt generation shops. NWO Kitty is fighting his commercialization all the way. First, I tried the simple TIFF file. It was easy to upload and all, but the results were horrible, just horrible. Next, try converting the TIFF to an EPS and set a decent background transparency. Rejected by the software. Redraw the damn cat and his accessories in a CAD system and export to EPS (yes, you heard right, I used a $4,000 software program to draw a damn cat). The reverse print text didn't go through. Next, remove all text, export just the cat and accessories. Read R.Mackey's Griffin paper. Go for a 3-hour hike on a part of the island that does not have any black cats. 36 hours later, still waiting to see if the software will reject that design (I can add the text back in using their software).

So, what did everyone else do on their long weekend? Oh, and does anyone need a CAD file of NWO Kitty?

[quixotecoyote]

I assume someone's checked the licenses on the strip generator website so y'all don't get sued for copyright infringement and have to give all the money back.

[Hokulele]

I assume someone's checked the licenses on the strip generator website so y'all don't get sued for copyright infringement and have to give all the money back.


Yup, I have been in touch with their admins via e-mail, and have conditional approval from them. The "conditional" part being they want to see the final product before final approval. Thanks for keeping us honest.

[Horatius]

So, what did everyone else do on their long weekend? Oh, and does anyone need a CAD file of NWO Kitty?



Well, not so much need......Heck, I doubt I could even look at it :)

[Horatius]

The NWO likes to live dangerously.


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[Drudgewire]

This one is sort of thread specific but it may as well be with the rest. :)

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/drudgewire/strip/2007/09/02/bad-kitty-bad-bad-kitty.png

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?p=2926772#post2926772

[~enigma~]

Well, I am slowly learning how not to use on-line t-shirt generation shops. NWO Kitty is fighting his commercialization all the way. First, I tried the simple TIFF file. It was easy to upload and all, but the results were horrible, just horrible. Next, try converting the TIFF to an EPS and set a decent background transparency. Rejected by the software. Redraw the damn cat and his accessories in a CAD system and export to EPS (yes, you heard right, I used a $4,000 software program to draw a damn cat). The reverse print text didn't go through. Next, remove all text, export just the cat and accessories. Read R.Mackey's Griffin paper. Go for a 3-hour hike on a part of the island that does not have any black cats. 36 hours later, still waiting to see if the software will reject that design (I can add the text back in using their software).

So, what did everyone else do on their long weekend? Oh, and does anyone need a CAD file of NWO Kitty?
Use Qarnos avatar....i'll distract him so you can steal it. Hey Qarnos, want to come here for a sec :)

[kookbreaker]

Inspired by the Burning Man thread

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g157/kookbreaker/rust-is-sorta-thermite-y.png

[1337m4n]

Not sure if its been done yet but...

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/thum_1680346de038ea33db.jpg (http://forums.randi.org/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=8109)

[Horatius]

Not sure if its been done yet but...

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/thum_1680346de038ea33db.jpg (http://forums.randi.org/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=8109)



As a counter point:


http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2007/09/05/proving-guilt-harder-than-it-looks.png

[Big Les]

I think somebody ought to make a plush NWO kitty. Something along these (http://weewonderfuls.typepad.com/wee_wonderfuls/store/pointykitty.html) lines (though you can't sell those).

[Sabrina]

Oh I would SO buy one of those if there was one. NWO Kitty plushie, I mean.

Aren't there places that do that sort of thing?

[JimBenArm]

Aren't there places that do that sort of thing?
Please! Not in front of the children!

[Big Les]

Oh I would SO buy one of those if there was one. NWO Kitty plushie, I mean.

Aren't there places that do that sort of thing?

I think you'd have to modify the pattern I linked to so much (for the full recognition factor) that you wouldn't be under any obligation not to sell whatever you came up with. Replace the fabric with black plush, make suitable gun/hat accessories, et voila!

I can't stitch though.

[Horatius]

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[maccy]

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Nominated!

[Anti-sophist]

Heh. Good stuff Horatius. I am -so- tempted to take a screenshot and connect some dots of my own.. but I'm at work and there's an upper limit of "screwing around" that I can justify to myself as being ok and I think that's crossing it.

I got a beer to anyone who can draw me a :xmasfsmon his dots.

[Horatius]

Nominated!


Cool!


Heh. Good stuff Horatius. I am -so- tempted to take a screenshot and connect some dots of my own.. but I'm at work and there's an upper limit of "screwing around" that I can justify to myself as being ok and I think that's crossing it.

I got a beer to anyone who can draw me a :xmasfsmon his dots.



I'd like to see what people come up with! I placed the dots at random, but then had to tweak one to make it fit for the NWO Kitty, which I figured was appropriate for a "Truther connect-the-dots" game. If you compare panel 3 to panel 2, you might see the one I moved, since I forgot to fix panel 3 when I did it.


Stupid NWO, leaving clues lying around again!

[maccy]

Heh. Good stuff Horatius. I am -so- tempted to take a screenshot and connect some dots of my own.. but I'm at work and there's an upper limit of "screwing around" that I can justify to myself as being ok and I think that's crossing it.

I got a beer to anyone who can draw me a :xmasfsmon his dots.

Here's my attempt:

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/1238746e01d5b6c4ec.jpg

[TjW]

You're not using full twoofer mode. Your lines don't actually have to connect. Just draw the picture and notice how close to the dots some of the lines run.

[qarnos]

You're not using full twoofer mode. Your lines don't actually have to connect. Just draw the picture and notice how close to the dots some of the lines run.

:dl:

[delphi_ote]

The best of these strips seriously need to be compiled and published somewhere. Some of them are just pure genius. You guys should really be proud!

[Pardalis]

Horatius definitely found himself a great talent.

[Horatius]

Horatius definitely found himself a great talent.



I don't know about great talent, but it's definitely a fun hobby. I'm a bit dry this week, though. Too many other things taking up my time.


I'm just glad others appreciate my efforts.

[Arus808]

Oh I would SO buy one of those if there was one. NWO Kitty plushie, I mean.

Aren't there places that do that sort of thing?


haha dont give me ideas. I make plushies

[Drs_Res]

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reference here: http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=91866

[Horatius]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2007/09/07/the-mexicans-are-coming.png


http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=2942089#post2942089

[3bodyproblem]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2007/09/07/the-mexicans-are-coming.png


http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=2942089#post2942089

ROFLMAO. Easy Horatius, they're gonna revoke our membership ;)

[delphi_ote]

I'm just glad others appreciate my efforts.
When you're on, you're on. The Black JREF Ninja salutes you:
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i133/delphi_ote/b1473e56.jpg

[Horatius]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2007/09/09/plan-for-the-worst.png


I knew new material would present itself......

[Horatius]

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[LashL]

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I knew new material would present itself......

:dl:

[Horatius]

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[orphia nay]

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I knew new material would present itself......


:newlol :newlol :newlol

[Arus808]

hahaha ^_^ the best hahaha .. i can't stop from crying!!

[Gravy]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2007/09/09/plan-for-the-worst.png

I knew new material would present itself......Another gem, Hohoratius!

[Sabrina]

haha dont give me ideas. I make plushies

*sends over a big box labeled "IDEA"*

;)

[technoextreme]

Well, I am slowly learning how not to use on-line t-shirt generation shops. NWO Kitty is fighting his commercialization all the way. First, I tried the simple TIFF file. It was easy to upload and all, but the results were horrible, just horrible. Next, try converting the TIFF to an EPS and set a decent background transparency. Rejected by the software. Redraw the damn cat and his accessories in a CAD system and export to EPS (yes, you heard right, I used a $4,000 software program to draw a damn cat). The reverse print text didn't go through. Next, remove all text, export just the cat and accessories. Read R.Mackey's Griffin paper. Go for a 3-hour hike on a part of the island that does not have any black cats. 36 hours later, still waiting to see if the software will reject that design (I can add the text back in using their software).

So, what did everyone else do on their long weekend? Oh, and does anyone need a CAD file of NWO Kitty?
You know you might want to have NWO kitty laser cut. I mean since you went through all that trouble to create a drawing. What CAD program? I hope you didn't use something like Solidworks.

[Horatius]

You know you might want to have NWO kitty laser cut. I mean since you went through all that trouble to create a drawing. What CAD program? I hope you didn't use something like Solidworks.



Forget plush - Laser cut NWO Kitty made from steel plate. Now that's appropriate!

:)

[Arus808]

haha.. im a plushie girl... haha. hmm... now should he be "flat" kitty as shown in the strip? or a full rendition kitty? hmm.....

[PhantomWolf]

haha.. im a plushie girl... haha. hmm... now should he be "flat" kitty as shown in the strip? or a full rendition kitty? hmm.....

Gee, they are hiding everywhere on this board....

[Arus808]

ooh dang. i hate when this happens. I have an itch to go buy black 2" pile faux fur at the nearest Joann's.

[Drs_Res]

Someone should make a large NWO kitty with a concrete core with 3" rebar on 4' centers.

[Sabrina]

I say go for full rendition kitty. And don't forget the gun! *G*

[Unsecured Coins]

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[Big Les]

ooh dang. i hate when this happens. I have an itch to go buy black 2" pile faux fur at the nearest Joann's.

You know you want to! I think you'd have customers...

[Arkan_Wolfshade]

Gee, they are hiding everywhere on this board....
Drag races motorcycles too.

[Horatius]

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[Sabrina]

Bravo Horatius!!

May I suggest a continuation of that storyline to the end where the twoofers realize the NWO saved them? Or wait... that'd be too unrealistic, I suppose. *L*

[chipmunk stew]

Bravo Horatius!!

May I suggest a continuation of that storyline to the end where the twoofers realize the NWO saved them? Or wait... that'd be too unrealistic, I suppose. *L*
Perhaps the twoofers will blame the NWO for foiling their martyrdom instead.

[Horatius]

I've got a bit more story line in mind. I just need to spread it out a bit, in case my boss walks in :)

[Myriad]

Forget plush - Laser cut NWO Kitty made from steel plate. Now that's appropriate!

:)


Water-jet cutting would be another possibility, except that water couldn't possibly cut through steel plate.

Respectfully,
Myriad

[Horatius]

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[Horatius]

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[Horatius]

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[Horatius]

I don't know about you guys, but I find the idea of NWO Kitty hiding behind the text bubbles quite funny :)

[Arus808]

You know you want to! I think you'd have customers...

haha. that's what im afraid of ^_~ ... I already have three commissions to do, so a trip to Joanns is in the near future. Im hoping they'll have faux fur...should since its time for halloween.

[chipmunk stew]

Water-jet cutting would be another possibility, except that water couldn't possibly cut through steel plate.

Respectfully,
Myriad
:D

[Arus808]

I don't know about you guys, but I find the idea of NWO Kitty hiding behind the text bubbles quite funny :)


i do too ^_~ . there was a comic way back that would use the text bubbles as part of the "scenery". can't remember which one though...dangit.

[Sabrina]

All of them (with the exception of that one guy's who THOUGHT his were funny but didn't get the concept) are funny.

Arus, if you do end up making a plush NWO Kitty, I will most likely commission one.

I find the idea incredibly cute and unspeakably hilarious. A plush black cat with a gun.

[Arus808]

haha ^_^ . well, let me play around first. I think we would be on to something. the gun may be a problem, but I have an idea on how to approach that ^_^. I have a doll with a plush gun, so I'll take hints from that.

I was thinking that I'd use a "cord" to attach it to the kitty, so it can lay on its back.

hmm


anyway, we are going off topic ^_^


Back to more NWO kitty shenanigans by the every clever, Horatius

[Sabrina]

You could make it a back holster that's hooked over his front legs. That's sort of what the "gun on the back" thing is supposed to be, right Horatius? When his gun is holstered?

[Horatius]

I was thinking that I'd use a "cord" to attach it to the kitty, so it can lay on its back.

hmm






Perhaps a bit of velcro at a strategic spot?

You could make it a back holster that's hooked over his front legs. That's sort of what the "gun on the back" thing is supposed to be, right Horatius? When his gun is holstered?



Yes, that was the idea.

[Sabrina]

There you go; stitch him a little black leather gun holster with a plush gun and you're good to go! *giggles*

[Arus808]

HAHA...great...that light bulb over my head is going to suffer a burn out soon...time to invest in some energy saving ones. I can picture the holster too...hahha. I can model it after my dog's chest harness, and the kind of holster you'd wrap around your thigh (ala Lara Croft)

ETA: I have some left over scraps of fleece lying around (for another plushie i did)......dangit! stop!! hahah

[Sabrina]

*cackles evilly and keeps sending ideas Arus's way* ;)

[Horatius]

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[Arus808]

hehahe ^_^ Horatius, you kill me...wait..you better not...no nwo kitty plushie

[Bell]

Sorry for the DP, but I had to edit the comic, to use the 'proper' cartoon of Gravy...

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/1169646e7f17441cd2.png

(can a mod delete my previous post?)

[Horatius]

Sorry for the DP, but I had to edit the comic, to use the 'proper' cartoon of Gravy...





I see you got caught in the "Gravy Wars"! You'll get the hang of it, eventually.

[Bell]

I see you got caught in the "Gravy Wars"! You'll get the hang of it, eventually.

:confused:

[Drudgewire]

All of them (with the exception of that one guy's who THOUGHT his were funny but didn't get the concept) are funny.

Me? You mean me don't you? I suck. :cry1

[The Doc]

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[Sabrina]

Me? You mean me don't you? I suck. :cry1

No no dear. *comforting pat* I was referring to what's-his-name who posted comics that everyone kept telling him were not funny; he's a CTer. ;)

But you knew that didn't you. *chuckles*

[Drudgewire]

No no dear. *comforting pat* I was referring to what's-his-name who posted comics that everyone kept telling him were not funny; he's a CTer. ;)

But you knew that didn't you. *chuckles*

I did, just needed a little positive reinforcement this morning. http://www.lethalwrestling.com/upload/glomp.gif

[Unsecured Coins]

I did, just needed a little positive reinforcement this morning. http://www.lethalwrestling.com/upload/glomp.gif

How about this? If I didn't think you were funny I would have kicked your nipples off your chest by now.

feel better yet?

[Horatius]

I see you got caught in the "Gravy Wars"! You'll get the hang of it, eventually.

:confused:



I guess you haven't read the whole thread yet :)

Start here, and read the rest of the page:

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=2604818#post2604818

[Drudgewire]

How about this? If I didn't think you were funny I would have kicked your nipples off your chest by now.

feel better yet?

Oddly... yes. Yes I do. :)

[contra]

I decided I should just add to this topic now.

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Ok. They are not very good. I've have a long day...

[Unsecured Coins]

I like them. No harm shall befall your nipples.

for now.

[PhantomWolf]

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[Drs_Res]

For anyone who needs to catch up, the cast: http://forums.randi.org/showpost.php?p=2602193&postcount=637

[PhantomWolf]

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[Bell]

Adapted from one of my posts in another thread:

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[Myriad]

My first series...

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Respectfully,
Myriad

[Bell]

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[Pardalis]

My first series...

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Respectfully,
Myriad

Utterly brilliant.

[Pardalis]

I like them. No harm shall befall your nipples.

for now.

Oh, man, if you haven't listen to them you have to. Your sense of humor reminds me so much of these hilarious podcasts:

http://www.logicallycritical.net/Episodes.html

:D

[PhantomWolf]

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[Unsecured Coins]

Oh, man, if you haven't listen to them you have to. Your sense of humor reminds me so much of these hilarious podcasts:

http://www.logicallycritical.net/Episodes.html

:D


You know, I think you're the one that introduced me to that when I first started here. Good show! *applause* Bravo!!

[Horatius]

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I hate it when I make typos in these things!

[qarnos]

"Even the homeless don't want to be associated with us" :D:D:D:D

:dl:

[Sabrina]

*falls over laughing* BRILLIANT!!!

[Drudgewire]

"Even the homeless don't want to be associated with us" :D:D:D:D

:dl:

Freakin' ditto! :)


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[Arus808]

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and plushie NWO Kitty, is coming to fruition. Im just winging, and its already adorable. I haven't even added the eyes yet...^_~

[negativ]

Just wondering, especially since there's apparently a NWO Kitty plushie in the works, what is Kitty's sidearm of choice? FBI, DEA, and many state and local law enforcement agencies use Glock 22 (http://www.officer.com/web/online/On-the-Street/Glock-Model-22-40-Caliber-Pistol/21$34667)s, and the SIG P226 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P226) is popular too. Does he prefer instead a more "old-school" choice like a Browning Hi-Power or a 1911 variant? Or, does he use a super-seekrit spaceage prototype pistol, derived from alien technology recovered from the Roswell crash of 1947, that shoots telepathically-guided bullets made of elemental metals not found on Earth?

[Undesired Walrus]

Man, this thread is on page 35 now? It seems to fluctuate from being dead to being instantly given new breath every few days. Good work lads!

I've got a lot of catching up to do it seems... Did NWO kitty ever give birth?

[Drudgewire]

Just wondering, especially since there's apparently a NWO Kitty plushie in the works, what is Kitty's sidearm of choice? FBI, DEA, and many state and local law enforcement agencies use Glock 22 (http://www.officer.com/web/online/On-the-Street/Glock-Model-22-40-Caliber-Pistol/21$34667)s, and the SIG P226 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P226) is popular too. Does he prefer instead a more "old-school" choice like a Browning Hi-Power or a 1911 variant? Or, does he use a super-seekrit spaceage prototype pistol, derived from alien technology recovered from the Roswell crash of 1947, that shoots telepathically-guided bullets made of elemental metals not found on Earth?
Well, considering the size of an average cat and the general look of the piece, I'd definitely rule out anything Glock. The SIG is possible and it does look a little like my Browning/FNP-9 but my best guesses would be the HK USP (http://remtek.com/arms/hk/civ/usp/40/usp40.gif) (pictured in .40 S&W. Less likely) or the answer I'm going with: The Springfield XD (http://www.gunsandammomag.com/ga_handguns/GAsp45xd_012307inset.jpg) (.45 GAP model pictured).

[Bell]

Guns don't kill people, kitties do.

[Horatius]

Just wondering, especially since there's apparently a NWO Kitty plushie in the works, what is Kitty's sidearm of choice? FBI, DEA, and many state and local law enforcement agencies use Glock 22 (http://www.officer.com/web/online/On-the-Street/Glock-Model-22-40-Caliber-Pistol/21$34667)s, and the SIG P226 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P226) is popular too. Does he prefer instead a more "old-school" choice like a Browning Hi-Power or a 1911 variant? Or, does he use a super-seekrit spaceage prototype pistol, derived from alien technology recovered from the Roswell crash of 1947, that shoots telepathically-guided bullets made of elemental metals not found on Earth?



Well, if you look at the gun used, it looks the most like the Second Generation Glock 22 from your link. But I'm sure he'd love to use the Browning Hi-Power, if for no other reason than the name.

[Horatius]

Well, considering the size of an average cat and the general look of the piece, I'd definitely rule out anything Glock. The SIG is possible and it does look a little like my Browning/FNP-9 but my best guesses would be the HK USP (http://remtek.com/arms/hk/civ/usp/40/usp40.gif) (pictured in .40 S&W. Less likely) or the answer I'm going with: The Springfield XD (http://www.gunsandammomag.com/ga_handguns/GAsp45xd_012307inset.jpg) (.45 GAP model pictured).




I think it's safe to say, the NWO doesn't use anything with an "Ultra Safety Assurance System". :)

[Drudgewire]

I think it's safe to say, the NWO doesn't use anything with an "Ultra Safety Assurance System". :)
That's "safety assurance" as in "doesn't discharge when you drop it," not as in "stupid lock you have to release to fire it." :teacher:

[Horatius]

That's "safety assurance" as in "doesn't discharge when you drop it," not as in "stupid lock you have to release to fire it." :teacher:




And that's "NWO" as in, "The NWO decided to fake a plane crash in front of millions of witnesses, despite the almost absolute certainty that this plan would be found out."

Belt and suspenders types, they ain't. :)

[Drudgewire]

And that's "NWO" as in, "The NWO decided to fake a plane crash in front of millions of witnesses, despite the almost absolute certainty that this plan would be found out."

Belt and suspenders types, they ain't. :)
All professional guns worth their salt have it though. The Glock has three different safety systems, and you'd never know if you just picked one up, put one in the chamber and fired it (which NWO Kitty SHOULD have, but the grip on his sort of precludes them).

You know better than anyone, NWO Kitty gotz STYLE! No way he carries some crappy Drop Piece (http://www.gundirectory.com/guns/20105-1.jpg).

[Horatius]

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[Drudgewire]

Touche :D

[Arus808]

haha!

and for his debut
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m108/Arus808/sewing%20stuff/kitty_plush-1.jpg

plushie kitty..

edit: all this gun talk is making miss my collection I left back in Hawaii.

collection of airsoft guns that is...^_~

[JimBenArm]

haha!

and for his debut
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m108/Arus808/sewing%20stuff/kitty_plush-1.jpg

plushie kitty..

edit: all this gun talk is making miss my collection I left back in Hawaii.

collection of airsoft guns that is...^_~
I likey. I likey a lot!

[Arus808]

I had to hand sew him; my sewing machine didn't want to choke on all the cat fur.

[Horatius]

haha!

and for his debut
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m108/Arus808/sewing%20stuff/kitty_plush-1.jpg

plushie kitty..

edit: all this gun talk is making miss my collection I left back in Hawaii.

collection of airsoft guns that is...^_~



Okay, now we need 10 000 more, just like that....by Tuesday.




;)

[Mercutio]

I had to hand sew him; my sewing machine didn't want to choke on all the cat fur.

I love it!

our sewing machine (an ancient Elna) has sewn countless teddy bears--what sort of machine do you have, that cannot? (oh, and if you have a decent pattern, I'd love to see it!--otherwise, I might have to improvise, cuz that is the coolest thing I have seen in a loooong time! Excellent work!)

[Arus808]

^_^ i have the pattern. I just have to scan it in and then post it.

OH i'd give anything for a classic industrial Singer sewing machine (like the ones from 1910 or 1915) those things could be hit by a mack truck and still function.

I just have a simple kenmore. It does its job fine (i've done about 30 costumes on it), its just not made to handle thick material, like faux fur. I dread to think when I start sewing up my halloween costumes since it'll be mostly leather.

[Mercutio]

I've done halloween costumes for a decade... I may have an old Singer in the garage--I will check, and if so I will PM for an addy and send it to you. My father in law used it to make sails for model ships.

Excellent job, though! I have done enough to know how difficult such a simple-looking design can be!

[Arus808]

omg..i just ran into someone who had one dating back to 1888 . an the Antiques Roadshow, a model 6 (made in 1923) was valued at $2300. a 1950's singer sells for about $300-$1000 depending on its condition.

[LashL]

haha!

and for his debut
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m108/Arus808/sewing%20stuff/kitty_plush-1.jpg

plushie kitty..


Excellent job, Arus!

Must.
Have.
A.
Plushie.
NWO Kitty!

I would be delighted if you can send me the pattern you used. My sister has our deceased grandmother's old Singer treadle sewing machine, circa ~1930 or so and it can sew through anything. I'd love to stitch up an NWO Kitty plushie if you don't mind sharing the pattern.

Again, excellent job!

[Arus808]

Lashl Thanks! I'll try to get my scanner working. its been a while. otherwise, i'll just draw up a pattern, and just put measurements on it.

[Unfit4Command]

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:dl:

Excellent.

[Hokulele]

Lashl Thanks! I'll try to get my scanner working. its been a while. otherwise, i'll just draw up a pattern, and just put measurements on it.


Want! I have a Pfaff I can dig out and turn off the auto-feed. If you need anything shipped from Hawai'i, let me know!

Horatius, the response you had regarding the "drop-fire" issue was genius, pure genius.

BTW, for anyone who are still interested in the t-shirts, I will be back home on Tuesday and should be able to get the store up and running in the next few days.

[jmercer]

Oh MAN! That is TOO COOL!

God, I want an NWO Plush Kitty for my very own - I'll call him Darat! :D

[Gravy]

haha!
and for his debut
plushie kitty..The essence of cuddly evil! Great job!


OH i'd give anything for a classic industrial Singer sewing machine (like the ones from 1910 or 1915) those things could be hit by a mack truck and still function.Ah! I just sold two 1917 Singers, one with period table and all the attachments. Beautiful machines.

[Horatius]

Ah! I just sold two 1917 Singers, one with period table and all the attachments. Beautiful machines.




This is what I love about this place. Who'd've thought that Big Bad Gravy, Scourge of the Truthers, Debunker Of Your Very Existence, would be interested in antique sewing machines?


:)

[Gravy]

This is what I love about this place. Who'd've thought that Big Bad Gravy, Scourge of the Truthers, Debunker Of Your Very Existence, would be interested in antique sewing machines?Once I was having trouble adjusting the tension on one of those machines, and I worked the treadle so much that I hyperextended my knee. I got a call to come out and play football, and I had to explain that I couldn't because I had a sewing injury. It was my Rosie Grier moment.

[Horatius]

:D

[Damien Evans]

Yay! But even when I order it I won't get it for ages...I'll be in the wrong city! :(

Where do we order them?

[Horatius]

Where do we order them?



The site may be up this week. I'm sure there will be a post letting us know exactly when.

[Arus808]

The essence of cuddly evil! Great job!

Ah! I just sold two 1917 Singers, one with period table and all the attachments. Beautiful machines.


thanks ^_^

and Im envious. a 1917 model. My grandmother had a machine from 1927, and I remember her sewing up all our pajamas and plushies on that machine. Just when I got back into sewing, I asked her about the machine, and she told me she had thrown it away...:eek: table and all.

[Big Les]

haha!

and for his debut
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m108/Arus808/sewing%20stuff/kitty_plush-1.jpg

plushie kitty..

edit: all this gun talk is making miss my collection I left back in Hawaii.

collection of airsoft guns that is...^_~

Brilliant!!! Where's the "we're not worthy" smiley...?

[Sabrina]

OMFG Arus that is so flippin' cool!!!!!!

The SECOND you get the holster and gun done, I need you to PM me info on a Paypal account or SOMETHING so I can buy one from you!

[LashL]

Lashl Thanks! I'll try to get my scanner working. its been a while. otherwise, i'll just draw up a pattern, and just put measurements on it.

Terrific!

P.S. I love - and am sooo jealous of - your new avatar. :)

[Horatius]

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It really has been done. Sort of, anyways:


http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=950DE3D8143CF93BA35757C0A96F9482 60

[chipmunk stew]

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It really has been done. Sort of, anyways:


http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=950DE3D8143CF93BA35757C0A96F9482 60
Heh. I love the frame with NWO Kitty cleaning his gun.

[OldTigerCub]

NWO Kitty rules!
Now if only the vast right wing conspiracy that is the postal service comes through....I'll be wearing my "Kitty with a gun and a cool hat" shirt very soon.:D

[orphia nay]

Arus! Fan-frelling-tastic plushie!!! :wackynotworthy:

I'd be interested in a copy of the pattern too, when you're ready.

What are the eyes made of?

[Arus808]

just felt. I used double-sided interfacing to attach. Felt is a miracle material for plushies

[OldTigerCub]

Well, considering the size of an average cat and the general look of the piece, I'd definitely rule out anything Glock. The SIG is possible and it does look a little like my Browning/FNP-9 but my best guesses would be the HK USP (http://remtek.com/arms/hk/civ/usp/40/usp40.gif) (pictured in .40 S&W. Less likely) or the answer I'm going with: The Springfield XD (http://www.gunsandammomag.com/ga_handguns/GAsp45xd_012307inset.jpg) (.45 GAP model pictured).

Since NWO Kitty is a master of stealth and firearms...and is the most conservative cat I ever met...I'm betting his choice would be the old, reliable Colt 1911 .45ACP...plain, reliable, easy to reload...and lots of knock-down power. (though I do suggest he look into a good laser sight that stands out when shined on black t-shirts):cool:

[OldTigerCub]

haha!

and for his debut
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m108/Arus808/sewing%20stuff/kitty_plush-1.jpg

plushie kitty..

edit: all this gun talk is making miss my collection I left back in Hawaii.

collection of airsoft guns that is...^_~

All I can say is :clap:

I love it!:lovestruck:

[Arus808]

^_^ I just finished his gun today. Just need to do the holster.

[qarnos]

^_^ I just finished his gun today. Just need to do the holster.

...and a silencer. Kitty always uses a silencer. And he wears a bow-tie.

:D

[Sabrina]

YES!!!!

NWO Kitty plushie shall be MINE soon!!! Bwa-hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!

*clears throat* Ahem... yes... so... like I said, just PM me info on where to send the money when you get it done...

[Wartrac]

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[tsg]

...and a silencer. Kitty always uses a silencer. And he wears a bow-tie.

:D

NSA Kitty wears the bow-tie.

[Horatius]

NSA Kitty wears the bow-tie.


No, it's Vote Fixing Kitty who wears the bow tie.

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=2873806#post2873806



I suggested the tie for NSA Kitty, (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=2866809#post2866809) but Mortfund apparently didn't have access to all the tools to make the tie, so we stuck with the pencil as NSA's distinguishing feature.

[tsg]

No, it's Vote Fixing Kitty who wears the bow tie.

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=2873806#post2873806



I suggested the tie for NSA Kitty, (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=2866809#post2866809) but Mortfund apparently didn't have access to all the tools to make the tie, so we stuck with the pencil as NSA's distinguishing feature.

I knew I saw it somewhere.

The point being that NWO Kitty wouldn't be caught dead in a bow tie.

[Horatius]

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[Sabrina]

*mentions Numb3rs* :D

[tsg]

Where's psychology kitty, or whatever her name was?

[Sabrina]

APA Kitty; she was Mort's creation as I recall.

[JonnyFive]

When I brought Grandpa Hector (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=2563415#post2563415) into things, I tried so hard to make his gun look like a Luger P08 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luger_P08_pistol).

Too bad it didn't really work all that well, and was too much of a pain in the butt to keep doing. :)

I guess we can always say that he was using a captured Nazi weapon. No self-respecting NWO Kitty would use a German Commie-Nazi weapon as a regular sidearm. I'm inclined to go with the classic Colt 1911 in .45 ACP here.

This is the most fun to ever come out of this subforum. Thanks, Undesired Walrus for starting it, thanks, Horatius for introducing NWO Kitty, and thanks, everyone else for taking it to the next level.

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[Horatius]

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[JonnyFive]

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NWO Kitty is an HR nightmare!

[Sabrina]

I see NSA Kitty has yet to come after me... is he being slow today?

[Horatius]

No, he's just distracted by other events. Give him time!

[Sabrina]

Rats. I wanted to set him up with my cat.

[alexvegas]

Edit: Oh I see, not enough posts to join in it seems...

[Horatius]

Edit: Oh I see, not enough posts to join in it seems...



Just post a lot of "Ha! that one was great!" posts, and you'll soon be up to 15. Or post a link like this:

h t t p://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2007/09/21/thats-what-hes-for.png


and someone else will link it for you.

[Unsecured Coins]

1-2-3 Not it!!

[alexvegas]

Just post a lot of "Ha! that one was great!" posts, and you'll soon be up to 15. Or post a link like this:

h t t p://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2007/09/21/thats-what-hes-for.png


and someone else will link it for you.
I tend not to hold the opinion of "Ha! that one was great!"

h t t p://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/anonymous/strip/2007/09/21/a-chance-encounter.png

:boxedin:

[Sabrina]

A Chance Encounter (http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/anonymous/strip/2007/09/21/a-chance-encounter.png)

For alex :D

Edit: Be aware; Rule10 violation, which is why no image posted.

[Unsecured Coins]

I see a rule 10 viloation!!

[Hokulele]

Hey, William Rea is back! :rolleyes:

[Sabrina]

I see a rule 10 viloation!!

I fixed it so it doesn't show the image and added the disclaimer. Apologies if you caught it before then!

[alexvegas]

Edit: Be aware; Rule10 violation, which is why no image posted.Oops. They say that word before the watershed on the BBC, it just means poo, which they say on Blue Peter! No offence intended (by the use of that word). Apologies.

[Mercutio]

They can say "Blue Peter" on television???

:eek::jaw-dropp:covereyes:shocked:

[tsg]

They can say "Blue Peter" on television???

:eek::jaw-dropp:covereyes:shocked:

They can say, Belgium as well.

[Horatius]

Hey, William Rea is back! :rolleyes:



Nah, it's not as surreal as William was.


I just wish twoofers would take lessons in funny from PD'oh. So far, he's the only one of them who actually made me laugh. (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=2577508#post2577508)





And remind me again, who was it who put up the "Gay Spy" myspace page? I seem to recall it wasn't a JREFer, but I might be wrong.......:rolleyes:

[~enigma~]

Nah, it's not as surreal as William was.


I just wish twoofers would take lessons in funny from PD'oh. So far, he's the only one of them who actually made me laugh. (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=2577508#post2577508)





And remind me again, who was it who put up the "Gay Spy" myspace page? I seem to recall it wasn't a JREFer, but I might be wrong.......:rolleyes:
Was jackchit

[Horatius]

Was jackchit



We really do need a better sarcastic smilie.....


And while we're at it, if you're going to spoof a debunker, it helps if you make up a strip that's based in reality.....like this one. (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=2667992#post2667992)


Just keeping the "E" in "JREF".

[~enigma~]

We really do need a better sarcastic smilie.....

If that was supposed to be a sarcastic smile, I agree we need a better one :) ( <-- not sarastic)

[steve s]

and Im envious. a 1917 model.


Then you'd turn green if you saw the one my sister has. An 1899 Singer. It needs to be restored, though it looked to be in pretty good shape IIRC.

I've got the manual for it. It's folded in half and is so delicate I'm reluctant to open it. The cover is already torn in two.

http://www.photochimps.com/pp/data/604/singer.jpg

Steve S.

[Arus808]

^^ that is at minimum a $3000 heirloom steve. If you can restore it and if its operational, its worth even more.

[qarnos]

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/264346f47e3aa3f9e.png

[qarnos]

^^ that is at minimum a $3000 heirloom steve. If you can restore it and if its operational, its worth even more.

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/264346f47f7e12420.jpg

[Naughtyhippo]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/naughtyhippo/strip/2007/09/22/nwo-kittys-disturbing-day-off.png

EDIT: How do I get this to show the image and not just link to it?

EDIT: Mwhahaha! figured it out on my own :D

[Naughtyhippo]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/naughtyhippo/strip/2007/09/22/nwo-kitty-strikes.png

[MortFurd]

I see NSA Kitty has yet to come after me... is he being slow today?


http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/1097646f4e597a5041.png (http://forums.randi.org/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=8477)

I wish you hadn't changed your avatar, though. This would have worked SOOOO much better with the old one.

[Naughtyhippo]

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[Naughtyhippo]

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[Sabrina]

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/1097646f4e597a5041.png (http://forums.randi.org/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=8477)

I wish you hadn't changed your avatar, though. This would have worked SOOOO much better with the old one.

Ask Belz for it. Or better yet, I can send it to you if you'll PM me an email address. Then you can fix it if you wish. :D

[PhantomWolf]

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[David Swidler]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/anonymous/strip/2007/09/24/the-twoof-about-paradise.png

Excellent.

[Damien Evans]

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Nice one PW.:)

[Horatius]

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http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?p=2996350#post2996350

[rwguinn]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2007/09/25/we-need-to-talk-more.png


http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?p=2996350#post2996350

The NWO has been "Dilberted"?
To quote the last words of every pilot- "Oh, (Rule10)"

[Naughtyhippo]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/naughtyhippo/strip/2007/09/26/-.png

[JonnyFive]

Just in case anyone's wondering where William Rea really went, the whole story is here:

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=3001369#post3001369

[8den]

http://haikufactory.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/conspiracy_theories.png

[Mercutio]

Need to link to xkcd (http://xkcd.com/#), to be fair.

[8den]

Need to link to xkcd (http://xkcd.com/#), to be fair.

true, god I wouldn't want people to think I was passing that off as my own!

For starts I can't draw as good as that.

[timhau]

Apologies in advance, but I just had to try (http://stripgenerator.com/strip/55430/) Stripgenerator myself...

Edit: ...and apparently you have to register there or something to get them out nicely. Oh well.

[Horatius]

Apologies in advance, but I just had to try (http://stripgenerator.com/strip/55430/) Stripgenerator myself...

Edit: ...and apparently you have to register there or something to get them out nicely. Oh well.



Nope, right click, select properties, and then cut and paste the URL they give you into an image tag, and:


http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/anonymous/strip/2007/09/30/twoofbucks.png


Ta-Da!

[timhau]

Ah, thank you!

Hail NWO kitty for me.

[negativ]

Adrian Belew (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrian_Belew) did a song called "Big Electric Cat'. Belew has been associated with such well-known Zionist Crypt-Jew CIAgents as Frank Zappa, David Bowie, David Byrne / Talking Heads, King Crimson, and Trent Reznor. I think it's safe to say that the TRUE title of his song is "NEW WORLD ORDER CAT".


Proof to be found in the first 20 seconds:

gFvS1RcK7o8

[Horatius]

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Saw this new character, and immediately thought of our pal Crazy Chainsaw. I hope he likes it :)

[PhantomWolf]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2007/10/01/lets-just-see-what-happens.png


Saw this new character, and immediately thought of our pal Crazy Chainsaw. I hope he likes it :)

Assuming he's still in one piece to read it........

[SomeGuy]

Okay, my first attempt.

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/anonymous/strip/2007/10/03/its-a-homeopathic-conspiracy.png

Real corny, I know.

[Childlike Empress]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/naughtyhippo/strip/2007/09/26/-.png


Remix:

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/990747038dcb910cf.gif

[Naughtyhippo]

Remix:

http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/990747038dcb910cf.gif

i rather like the image of bush and his advisors in the last panel. i think it's the way the advisor has a hunchback....

[PhantomWolf]

I don't know, I thought it was the way the Bush character bore a striking resemblance to the real one.

[Naughtyhippo]

I don't know, I thought it was the way the Bush character bore a striking resemblance to the real one.

But the monkey looks cute!!!

[Horatius]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2007/10/04/so-thats-why.png


http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=95134

[Drudgewire]

Moving for Horatius continuity. :)

[Horatius]

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I got interrupted by a meeting, and so I'm posting this one much later than Drudge's contribution. I don't know if we can reconcile the storylines.

But hey, it's the NWO! Confused storylines are our bread and butter!


Just to remind everyone who the other character is:

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=2825234#post2825234


ETA: I still hate noticing typos in the comic after I post them. And there's two just in the first panel! Arrrghhhh!

[Drudgewire]

Inspired by the same thread:

http://www.lethalwrestling.com/upload/offtoes.jpg

[Horatius]

Moving for Horatius continuity. :)



See, now you're just trying to confuse me!




And it's working!





Besides which, I've got more ideas to continue this storyline.....so we're still screwed!

;)

[Drudgewire]

Oh well. :o

[Horatius]

Terral's story just keeps getting better..... (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=3027971#post3027971)


http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2007/10/04/did-i-mention.png

[JonnyFive]

And now, for no particular reason:

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/jonnyfive/tmp/image_1191528875.png
http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/jonnyfive/tmp/image_1191529426.png

[Horatius]

Nice rifle! I tried that once, and it just didn't work out......

[Horatius]

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[Horatius]

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[Horatius]

http://static.stripgenerator.com/generated/horatius/strip/2007/10/05/forget-sitcoms-lets-just-go-with-jack-bauer.png



Just in case you don't get the "pine trees" bit:

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?postid=3028605#post3028605

[JonnyFive]

Nice rifle! I tried that once, and it just didn't work out......

Thanks.

Stripgenerator does not like complicated object compositions. I tried to make an image once of NWO Kitty's pistol with the slide kicking back, and it just wasn't happening.

Next time I'm going to go all "South Park" on it and just photoshop in a picture of an M4, dammit. :)