I'm A Winner!

[Kaylee]

Congratulate me. I've just won the "Microsoft Global E-mail Lottery." That Bill Gates sure is a nice guy.

:rolleyes:

[Freethinker]

That's great. Coincidentally, I won US$1,950,000 today as well in the Global Mega Lottery from the UK. As soon as I contact their South African representative, I'll be rolling in the dough.:)

[thomps1d]

What a coincidence. I also appear to be on the cusp of a financial windfall, as a result of a wealthy fellow in Nigeria passing away, and leaving a large sum of money in his bank account. Once I've sent some money for processing fees, I'll be a rich man!

Even better, I was just notified that I can receive p0t3nt h3rba1 v1agr@ at discount prices! That'll sure come in handy once this Nigerian transaction is completed! I just hope the other email is true and kinky Kelly the co-ed really is hot and waiting for me...