CSI Insults Our Reptoid Overlords.

[steve s]

Tonight's episode of CSI was about some people who believe that shapeshifting alien reptiles are among us--basically everything that David Icke preaches. They mentioned that most of our presidents and the British royal family are aliens. They also used the word 'truth' a few times in the same manner that troofers are always using it. I just hope our overlords have a sense of humor.

Steve S.

[Bobert]

First rule of NWO is...DONT TALK ABOUT NWO!

[Mobyseven]

First rule of NWO is...DONT TALK ABOUT NWO!

No, that's Fight Club.

First rule of NWO is, "All humans are created equally tasty."

[Myriad]

No, that's Fight Club.

First rule of NWO is, "All humans are created equally tasty."


No, that's the Cannibals For Equal Bites. (And it's not true, by the way.)

First rule of NWO is, "Don't talk about the first rule of NWO."

This clearly necessitates the second rule of NWO, which is also "Don't talk about the first rule of NWO." The second rule was intended to make it possible to address violations of the first rule, without further violating the first rule in the process, by referring to any infractions as violations of the second rule instead.

Unfortunately, when Pretty High Commander Mike got sick of people pointing out that the second rule was in and of itself a violation of the first rule, the ill-advised third rule was added to the charter in 1403: "Don't talk about the second or third rule of NWO." Not only did this make violations of the first rule once more impossible to prosecute, but the third rule itself is impossible to repeal (as was proven when the last attempt to reveal it resulted indirectly in the Hundred Years War).

The fourth rule of NWO, therefore, is "Don't talk about the first, second, or third rules of NWO unless you're citing the fourth rule, or you are the fourth rule, of NWO." While practical (notice the qualifier which avoids the Mike Objection), this law was very difficult to get ratified, due to an intense centuries-long debate over whether it was necessary to include the mention of the second rule in its provisions, as otherwise taking any action against mentioning the second rule would be impossible without talking about the third rule which would now be ruled out by the fourth rule, so why not legalize talking about the second rule completely? As this debate had to be carried out without any overt discussion or communications whatsoever, it took a long time to resolve.

When people ask questions like, "what kind of organization would carry out such an unnecessarily convoluted roundabout plot," I just smile knowingly to myself.

Respectfully,
Myriad

[Zep]

I wish I could shift my shape! I'm still a bit on the tubby side...

[Mobyseven]

No, that's the Cannibals For Equal Bites. (And it's not true, by the way.)

First rule of NWO is, "Don't talk about the first rule of NWO."

This clearly necessitates the second rule of NWO, which is also "Don't talk about the first rule of NWO." The second rule was intended to make it possible to address violations of the first rule, without further violating the first rule in the process, by referring to any infractions as violations of the second rule instead.

Unfortunately, when Pretty High Commander Mike got sick of people pointing out that the second rule was in and of itself a violation of the first rule, the ill-advised third rule was added to the charter in 1403: "Don't talk about the second or third rule of NWO." Not only did this make violations of the first rule once more impossible to prosecute, but the third rule itself is impossible to repeal (as was proven when the last attempt to reveal it resulted indirectly in the Hundred Years War).

The fourth rule of NWO, therefore, is "Don't talk about the first, second, or third rules of NWO unless you're citing the fourth rule, or you are the fourth rule, of NWO." While practical (notice the qualifier which avoids the Mike Objection), this law was very difficult to get ratified, due to an intense centuries-long debate over whether it was necessary to include the mention of the second rule in its provisions, as otherwise taking any action against mentioning the second rule would be impossible without talking about the third rule which would now be ruled out by the fourth rule, so why not legalize talking about the second rule completely? As this debate had to be carried out without any overt discussion or communications whatsoever, it took a long time to resolve.

When people ask questions like, "what kind of organization would carry out such an unnecessarily convoluted roundabout plot," I just smile knowingly to myself.

Respectfully,
Myriad

Ah, that's right. My bad, I apologise.

I remember reading about the drafting process now. It led to what is often the most cited rule of the NWO, Rule Five: "Any meeting of the NWO committee on rules, regulations and ethics lasting for longer than the period of five Earth days shall have Chinese food supplied to them at the expense of the NWO. In the event that China no longer exists, contingency plans shall be drawn from ss. 45(a)-(d) of the National Identity Crisis Provisions Act 1066 (NWO)."

[JamesB]

Yeah, but it is like the South Park episode. The producers and writers can't come out and say that they believe in the repitilian overlord, so they have to act like they are making fun of them in order to get it on the air, when in reality they are really trying to spread the truth. :D

[gumboot]

No, that's the Cannibals For Equal Bites. (And it's not true, by the way.)

First rule of NWO is, "Don't talk about the first rule of NWO."

This clearly necessitates the second rule of NWO, which is also "Don't talk about the first rule of NWO." The second rule was intended to make it possible to address violations of the first rule, without further violating the first rule in the process, by referring to any infractions as violations of the second rule instead.

Unfortunately, when Pretty High Commander Mike got sick of people pointing out that the second rule was in and of itself a violation of the first rule, the ill-advised third rule was added to the charter in 1403: "Don't talk about the second or third rule of NWO." Not only did this make violations of the first rule once more impossible to prosecute, but the third rule itself is impossible to repeal (as was proven when the last attempt to reveal it resulted indirectly in the Hundred Years War).

The fourth rule of NWO, therefore, is "Don't talk about the first, second, or third rules of NWO unless you're citing the fourth rule, or you are the fourth rule, of NWO." While practical (notice the qualifier which avoids the Mike Objection), this law was very difficult to get ratified, due to an intense centuries-long debate over whether it was necessary to include the mention of the second rule in its provisions, as otherwise taking any action against mentioning the second rule would be impossible without talking about the third rule which would now be ruled out by the fourth rule, so why not legalize talking about the second rule completely? As this debate had to be carried out without any overt discussion or communications whatsoever, it took a long time to resolve.

When people ask questions like, "what kind of organization would carry out such an unnecessarily convoluted roundabout plot," I just smile knowingly to myself.

Respectfully,
Myriad


Nominated.

-Gumboot

[fuelair]

The Return of the VISITORS!

V is back - and it sucks to be you!

[The Doc]

No, that's Fight Club.

First rule of NWO is, "All humans are created equally tasty."

<Jules from Pulp Fiction>
"Mmmm! That IS a tasty human!"
</Jules from Pulp Fiction>

[Mojo]

I wish I could shift my shape! I'm still a bit on the tubby side...You can't shift your shape because you're not a reptile.

[Belz...]

Nominated.

-Gumboot

Seconded.

[Mobyseven]

<Jules from Pulp Fiction>
"Mmmm! That IS a tasty human!"
</Jules from Pulp Fiction>

Haha...I was just watching that movie when I checked the forums! Nice call...

[GwionX]

People, people-- Show some respect here! These are the Annanaki from the planet Niberu we are talking about. Our snake-brothers.

What a cold, calloused, test-tube world this has become.

[Achán hiNidráne]

Believe it or not, this episode is based on a real life case:

http://archives.cnn.com/2002/LAW/09/26/ctv.henning.trial/

Whenever someone claims that woo woo beliefs like UFOs, Repitiloids, and CTs are "harmless." Point them to this story.