Global Warming And The End Times

[billiefan2000]

http://www.raptureready.com/rap16.html

Global Warming And The End Times

The massive heat wave that Europe has been suffering has made global warming a hot news topic. I’m an old weather buff, and the reports coming out of Europe are almost unbelievable.

For the first time ever, London has reached the 100F degree mark. The German weather service reported it had registered a new national temperature record in the Bavarian city of Roth, which hit nearly 105F degrees on Saturday. The previous record of 104F was also in Bavaria, set in 1983. On Sunday, the city of Gravesend set a new record for England at 100.6F.

We’ve known about the greenhouse effect for several decades now. The burning of fossil fuels puts carbon dioxide in the atmosphere, which blocks heat from escaping the earth.



I edited out most part of this text because there's a copyright notice in the homepage of this website. - Luciana

[The Mad Linguist]

I was with you until the last paragraph.

[arcticpenguin]

Originally posted by The Mad Linguist
I was with you until the last paragraph.
That makes sense. At the rapture the faithful will be separated from the rest.

[Pahansiri]

It seems ironic that for many years conservative Christians called anyone who spoke of Global warming, lunatics, tree huggers etc etc. Now it is a sign of “end times” and God’s love.

the year 1998 was declared the warmest year ever.

Did the world end 14 years ago and we missed it?


In July 1999, a wave of record heat enveloped the eastern third of the U.S.


Did the world end 13 years ago and we missed it?


In August 2003, several new all-time highs were set across Europe. Some records stretched back nearly 200 years.

Did the world end nearly 200 years ago and we missed it?


In August 2003, six days into the month, temperatures soared to 109F degrees at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport, surpassing the old record of 108F set in 1952.

Did the world end in 1952 and we missed it? Note I was born in 1958 so would have missed it anyway.

Because the Holy Father knows the beginning from the end, global warming could be a judgment for the world’s sinful ways.


In any family court in this country and most I believe a father that used burning a child to death as a judgment for mistakes would be jailed and seen as anything but a loving father.

[Max560]

It could be said that Global Warming is just a way of preheating us before Cthulhu devours us.

[Hexxenhammer]

Does Billie know how to type? This is just cut and pasted word for word.

[The Mad Linguist]

Max, your Cthulhu comments brighten my day. They always make me chuckle. Keep up the good work.

(I mean "chuckle" as in "croak in terror of Cthulhu", of course.)

[WildCat]

It's been very cool here in chi-town all summer. I guess we're just more virtuous than you heathens in Texas and Europe. Repent or burn! :D

[Jet Grind]

Thi is surprising billie, I thought you were a conservative. If you are then I'd expect you to be anti-environmentalism.

Or is it that Christians are willing to take anything and twist it into "evidence" to support their worldview?

[Max560]

Originally posted by The Mad Linguist
Max, your Cthulhu comments brighten my day. They always make me chuckle. Keep up the good work.

(I mean "chuckle" as in "croak in terror of Cthulhu", of course.)

Just doing my part to help spruce up billiefan's threads with a little TRUTH. Perhaps one day, Billiefan will see the light, change the error in his ways, and be devoured.

Ph-nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

[swstephe]

It could be said that Global Warming is just a way of preheating us before Cthulhu devours us.

Okay, I'll "bite" ...

The unimaginable horror of the vissage of Cthulu reads the direction on the recipe ... "mmm simmer at 105 degrees for 2 months" ... "mmm French Fries" ... "mmm London Broil" ... "mmm Irish Stew" ... "mmm Texas Barbecue" ... "mmm Baked Alaska" ...

[evildave]

Minister Ordered Held For Trial

http://kyw.com/Local%20News/local_story_224161146.html

PHILADELPHIA (KYW) A Philadelphia minister was ordered held for trial Tuesday on charges he tried to lure a teenage boy for sex.

[Yahweh]

The "boy is sure is hot" bit isnt a devine sign of God. [buzzer] Try again.

[Zep]

Erm, hello? It's cold and raining here, Billie. In the "Western Pacific". Your weather report is wrong.

So either the silly stuff you spouted is completely groundless tripe, or agur has made his way back onto the scene and is interfering with God's weather again.

Your choice, my man!

[the_ignored]

Originally posted by The Mad Linguist
I was with you until the last paragraph.

HAH! Me too!

[Yahweh]

Originally posted by Zep
Erm, hello? It's cold and raining here, Billie. In the "Western Pacific". Your weather report is wrong.

So either the silly stuff you spouted is completely groundless tripe, or agur has made his way back onto the scene and is interfering with God's weather again.

Your choice, my man!
Agur has been clearly practiceing witchcraft and interfering with my devine plan. He will thereby be ostricized and forbidden from ever entering into my Heaven. Smitten off the earth, he will be. Smitten via baseball bat of TRUTH (and ashwood)!

[MRC_Hans]

Global warming could be a real bitch. Average temperatures have been generally rising during the past decades. If this goes on, it might give us a lot of problems, some of which may make 911 look like a Sunday picnic. However, it will not be the end of the world, not even the end of mankind. Earth's temperature has varied more over time (geological time) than the present worst-case scenarios, but as we can see, it did not lay the planet waste.

So there is no reason for Rapture buffs to rejoice: You and your descendants are going to sit this out with the rest of us :D

Hans

[Filippo Lippi]

Descendants?

Is that likely?

[EdipisReks]

according to ice core samples, until the last ice age temperatures varied wildly, even from year to year. the ice age had a moderating effect globally, and it has been theorized that the slightly increasing temperature change that we have been privy to are simply because the moderation caused by the last ice age is beginning to wear off.

[MRC_Hans]

Originally posted by Fillipo Lippi
Descendants?

Is that likely? Pffft! When people make that kind of posts, I rush to the dictionary to see if I got a word wrong, heheh.

On billiefan having descendants? Well, he/she shouldnt, considering his/her belief, but ...... :rolleyes:

Hans

[Upchurch]

Okay, so now heat is a sign from God harolding the End Times. Tornados are a sign from God harolding the End Times. Hurricanes are a sign from God harolding the End Times.

billie, is there a meterological event that doesn't signify the End Times(tm) in your mind?

Maybe they just are what they are and have no significance beyond that?

Besides, I thought you were a Biblical literalist. What Biblical passage predicts heat waves? Or did the authors of the Bible forget that one?

[Diamond]

Following Upchurch, Global Warming predicts: more heat in some places, more cooling in others, drought, flood, storminess, more snow, less snow and so on.

In other words, its unfalsifiable as a scientific theory and has more resemblance to the Apocalyptic predictions of billiefan and others.

[hgc]

Originally posted by Upchurch
...

billie, is there a meterological event that doesn't signify the End Times(tm) in your mind?

...April showers bring hell fires.

Sunny day at the beach? Next stop: Raptureville!

[Ladewig]

In any family court in this country and most I believe a father that used burning a child to death as a judgment for mistakes would be jailed and seen as anything but a loving father.

Wouldn't it be more "burning down an apartment building full of people to punish a child"?


Just a few thousand years ago, the Lord had much better aim. He hit all the Egyptians' houses and missed all the Jewish homes. He hit the walls of Jerico and missed Joshua's sieging army. Now his punishments (tornadoes, hurricanes, global warming) destroy believers and non-believers alike. God needs glasses and won't admit it.

[billiefan2000]

Originally posted by Jet Grind
Thi is surprising billie, I thought you were a conservative. If you are then I'd expect you to be anti-environmentalism.

Or is it that Christians are willing to take anything and twist it into "evidence" to support their worldview?


Since when has Conservatives been Anti-Enviornment.


Since Liberals say so,cause you should know that 99 Percent of what Liebrals say is half truths or lies anyway.

[Nyarlathotep]

Originally posted by billiefan2000



Since when has Conservatives been Anti-Enviornment.


Since Liberals say so,cause you should know that 99 Percent of what Liebrals say is half truths or lies anyway.

and Conservatives never make broad, inaccurate generalizations.

Never, ever, ever, because that would be wrong:rolleyes:

[Jet Grind]

Originally posted by billiefan2000
Since when has Conservatives been Anti-Enviornment.

I didn't say anti-environment, I said anti-environmentalism.

Is it true that conservatives are anti-environmentalism or is it simply a coincidence that every right-wing radio talk show host I listen to can't resist a chance to bash the "global-warming dupes" or the "environmentalist whackos"?

Originally posted by billiefan2000
Since Liberals say so,cause you should know that 99 Percent of what Liebrals say is half truths or lies anyway.

This is really silly billie, I have to wonder what world you're living in when you make sweeping generalizations like this.

(BTW, 99% of conservatives are fascist Hitler lovers. :p)

[hgc]

Originally posted by billiefan2000
...

Since Liberals say so,cause you should know that 99 Percent of what Liebrals say is half truths or lies anyway. OK, so if it's "half truths or lies," I'll assume it's half half truths and half lies. So that works out to ((.99 x .5) + (.99 x 1))/2 = 74.25% lies.

Whereas you are 99.44% pure lies. So there.

[Pahansiri]

Originally posted by billiefan2000



Since when has Conservatives been Anti-Enviornment.


Since Liberals say so,cause you should know that 99 Percent of what Liebrals say is half truths or lies anyway.


Can you prove this please? facts only.


1. List all "Liebrals" ( spelled liberals) by name.
2. List all things Liberals say, every word.
3. List and prove that 99% of what all liberals say is a LIE, not you believe it to be but facts that it is a lie.
REMEMBER list every single liberal by name and address, list everything they have said ever then prove statement by statement that 99% is a lie.

NOW, if you can not do this it is you my friend that is a liar.

[Lord Emsworth]

Originally posted by billiefan2000



Since when has Conservatives been Anti-Enviornment.


Since Liberals say so,cause you should know that 99 Percent of what Liebrals say is half truths or lies anyway.

Perhaps the Liberals are mainly telling lies or half-truths, but I bet they don't do it so clumsy as you do.

[Ladewig]

James Watt, who became U.S. Secretary of the Interior under Ronald Reagan made it clear that he viewed the earth as "merely a temporary way station on the road to eternal life...The earth was put here by the Lord for His people to subdue and to use for profitable purposes on their way to the hereafter."

Granted a single quote is not necessarily representative of an entire end of the political spectrum, but if you would like I could dig up some other quotes along the lines of: If the second coming is imminent, then we really don't need to consider saving forests for future generations.



quoted from Audobon magazine 1981

[Zep]

Originally posted by Yahweh
Agur has been clearly practiceing witchcraft and interfering with my devine plan. He will thereby be ostricized and forbidden from ever entering into my Heaven. Smitten off the earth, he will be. Smitten via baseball bat of TRUTH (and ashwood)! Well, at least we know where we stand with regard to agur and Yahweh. Nine innings each on a double-header at Yankee Stadium, and my money's on Yahweh! Pass me a hotdog and a beer... :D

So that leaves billie...silly billie. *sigh* Let's cut to the chase.

I call: TROLL!

[Jet Grind]

Originally posted by Zep
So that leaves billie...silly billie. *sigh* Let's cut to the chase.

LOL that's great, billiefan2000 shall henceforth be known as "silly-billie".

Originally posted by Zep
I call: TROLL!

I used to think he was a troll, but I don't anymore. It seems to me that he's simply allergic to actually formulating a logical argument on his own (or something like that).

[The Central Scrutinizer]

Originally posted by billiefan2000
http://www.raptureready.com/rap16.html

Global Warming And The End Times

The massive heat wave that Europe has been suffering has made global warming a hot news topic. I’m an old weather buff, and the reports coming out of Europe are almost unbelievable.

For the first time ever, London has reached the 100F degree mark. The German weather service reported it had registered a new national temperature record in the Bavarian city of Roth, which hit nearly 105F degrees on Saturday. The previous record of 104F was also in Bavaria, set in 1983. On Sunday, the city of Gravesend set a new record for England at 100.6F.

We’ve known about the greenhouse effect for several decades now. The burning of fossil fuels puts carbon dioxide in the atmosphere, which blocks heat from escaping the earth.



I edited out most part of this text because there's a copyright notice in the homepage of this website. - Luciana

And what does this have to do with your stupid god?

[The Central Scrutinizer]

Originally posted by evildave
Minister Ordered Held For Trial

http://kyw.com/Local%20News/local_story_224161146.html

PHILADELPHIA (KYW) A Philadelphia minister was ordered held for trial Tuesday on charges he tried to lure a teenage boy for sex.

Thanks for the warning. If billiefan2000 has any kids, I hope he doesn't expose them to potentially abusive christian leaders.

[Zep]

Originally posted by Jet Grind
I used to think he was a troll, but I don't anymore. It seems to me that he's simply allergic to actually formulating a logical argument on his own (or something like that). Agree fully!

He's also like a seagull: swoops in, drops a pile on you, then flies away. I don't see him back here often, do you? I count only two (2) entries from silly-billie in this whole thread, counting the original one he used to fire it off.

[c4ts]

Yet another steaming pile of poop from Billiefan. At least he doesn't hijack threads.

[c4ts]

And another thing:
http://www.globalwarming.org/about.htm

[Reaver]

Can't wait for the next aritcle from RaptureReady on the "New York(AKA Sodom) Blackout and the End Times."

[the_ignored]

Originally posted by Ladewig
James Watt, who became U.S. Secretary of the Interior under Ronald Reagan made it clear that he viewed the earth as "merely a temporary way station on the road to eternal life...The earth was put here by the Lord for His people to subdue and to use for profitable purposes on their way to the hereafter."

Granted a single quote is not necessarily representative of an entire end of the political spectrum, but if you would like I could dig up some other quotes along the lines of: If the second coming is imminent, then we really don't need to consider saving forests for future generations.



quoted from Audobon magazine 1981
Could you? That'd be excellent! Those quotes could be very informative. Also some info on where they came from?

Thanks in advance...

[reprise]

Can't wait for what the rapturetroll has to say about the approach of Mars over the next few days.

[Yahweh]

Originally posted by billiefan2000
Since Liberals say so,cause you should know that 99 Percent of what Liebrals say is half truths or lies anyway.
If your are not being sarcastic (I cant tell because of lack of smilie), I have to say, billie, making up your own facts doesnt constitute for a very strong arguement.

(Let me try a few practice swings...)

[NightG1]

"In August 2003, six days into the month, temperatures soared to 109F degrees at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport, surpassing the old record of 108F set in 1952."

The average record high for August in Dallas (all 31 days) is 107F with a max of 115F and a min of 104F. Having lived there for 15 years I can attest to the fact that Dallas gets stinkin hot in the summer. Five years ago it got up to 108F in May. So when it gets statistically insignificanlty hot in August it means the world is gonna end? What a stoopid religion.

[c4ts]

Did anybody notice all the helpful information on that Society for Cooler Heads website link I posted?

[calladus]

Originally posted by EdipisReks
according to ice core samples, until the last ice age temperatures varied wildly, even from year to year. the ice age had a moderating effect globally, and it has been theorized that the slightly increasing temperature change that we have been privy to are simply because the moderation caused by the last ice age is beginning to wear off.

Yea, I've been reading about this too - The world's temperature historically swings rapidly from one extreme to another (geologically speaking)

Maybe our generation (and our kids) might need sunscreen, but our grandkids and great grandkids might need mukluks.

[NightG1]

Originally posted by c4ts
Did anybody notice all the helpful information on that Society for Cooler Heads website link I posted? I'm a little thick headed sometimes so I'm not real sure what you are asking. This web site seems to be advocating the notion that economic imperative especially as it relates to consumer pricing trumps any mamby-pamby concerns we might have about the industrial impact on global warning. It then goes on to claim that it is "non-partisan" and lists the Heritage Foundation as a member - uummmmmm, yeah sure.