Prove your ties to the NWO!

[negativ]

I fully accept and embrace the fact that I am a mere *minion* of the mighty JREF COINTELPRO division. I get most of the perks and healthcare benefits, without actually having to know my ass from my elbow. I chose to not give a crap about the physics of skyscraper demolitions, or the Operation Northwood fantasies of a bunch of silk-slippered white guys sipping expensive bourbon in a ski lodge. Instead, I wasted my time learning about al-Qaeda while taking it for granted that they really meant what they said, and that they really did believe in the things they elected to kill and die for. Silly me.

Let the word go out from this time forward that I, humble though I may be, am indeed tied to The New World Order. I was digging through some family archives tonight and came across this:

http://webpages.charter.net/negativ/img/12.jpg

This certificate belonged to my great-grandfather, who "allegedly" died from complications of appendicitis in 1934.

I dare you to prove that he wasn't the guy who came up with Operation Northwoods and taught the CIA how to brainwash Arabs.

Go on, go for it.

[Slayhamlet]

Oh, I've got the same thing tucked away in my attic somewhere. No big deal.

Mine's signed in blood, though.

[Arkan_Wolfshade]

Qualifications:
* Great grandfather (paternal) member of Masons
* Father worked with spy satellites in USAF during Vietnam war
* Very good friend works for NSA
* A different very good friend does programming contract work for NSA

[Zep]

I'm not at liberty to say.

[The Doc]

I have a whole bunch of paychecks I could scan, but my scanner is broken :(

[gumboot]

I have a whole bunch of paychecks I could scan, but my scanner is broken :(


My scanner works fine, but seeing how NWO paychecks are printed on the back of a small child's head, scanning it could be a problem.

-Gumboot

[MG1962]

My scanner works fine, but seeing how NWO paychecks are printed on the back of a small child's head, scanning it could be a problem.


God you Kiwis have all the luxury - ours are on sheeps bums

[Mr. Skinny]

I have a US Department of Defense Common Access Card (CAC) with my name and picture on it.

Thankfully, my paychecks are via direct deposit into my checking account. No sheep bums or small children need be involved.

[jsiv]

I deny any association with the New World Order, which, by the way, is a fictitious organization.

[The Silver Shadow]

They are paying my university tuition and giving me low grades so that in the future, I may work in their sooper sekret underground lab giving false information to the world..

[Lisa Simpson]

I'm a Deputy Admin at the JREF forums. 'Nuff said.

[Alt+F4]

My scanner works fine, but seeing how NWO paychecks are printed on the back of a small child's head, scanning it could be a problem.

-Gumboot

I know....isn't it a b*itch trying to deposit them in the ATM machine?

[Thunder]

The only proof I have of my NWO membership are my horns, but those were removed during my fake "circumcision" when I was 8 days old.

[Mobyseven]

If any of you want to receive your paychecks for next month, I'd suggest not questioning me on my position in the NWO.

Oh, and Parky - your horns are on my desk as a trophy for the whole Suez incident. If you want them back, earn them.

[kookbreaker]

There are some banknotes on the wall back in the house I grew up in.

My Grandfather's signature is on them.

[Dr Adequate]

My avatar looks jooish.

[thinkingaboutit]

My last name is Cohen.

[Unfit4Command]

My scanner works fine, but seeing how NWO paychecks are printed on the back of a small child's head, scanning it could be a problem.

-Gumboot

You get small children? That's not fair, I just get normal checks, signed in the blood of small children... :(

[jhunter1163]

I work for a medical practice, so obviously I'm in the pocket of Big Pharma which is in turn controlled by.. you guessed it... the NWO! Or Zionists. Or Jooooos. Or something. I never really quite figured it out.

[Quad4_72]

I'm a Deputy Admin at the JREF forums. 'Nuff said.

It doesn't get much more NWOish than that! I am only in charge of the FEMA death camps :(

[defaultdotxbe]

im a legacy, my great grandparents were both nazis and my great great grandmother spoke yiddish

[Dr Adequate]

I know too much.

[Bobert]

I would show you my NWO credentials but that would be a clear violation of directive 44-a2.
I would then have to perform a certian "medical" procedure on you requring as designated by policy TRE-54.
This form has to be submitted in triplicate AND it requires the signature of the Great and MIghty Lizard BUT considering he is (this is classified information so please do not tell anyone) performing the "mind wipe" of the Virgin Atlantic corporation over the stupid LC aboard their planes thinigy I think it is best not to bother him now.
BTW you have all been reported and you can expect a Ford this year INSTEAD of the LEXUS!!!!

[The Silver Shadow]

My ex-girlfriend's father was a prominent executive for one of Canada's major banks...

[gumboot]

I would show you my NWO credentials but that would be a clear violation of directive 44-a2.
I would then have to perform a certian "medical" procedure on you requring as designated by policy TRE-54.
This form has to be submitted in triplicate AND it requires the signature of the Great and MIghty Lizard BUT considering he is (this is classified information so please do not tell anyone) performing the "mind wipe" of the Virgin Atlantic corporation over the stupid LC aboard their planes thinigy I think it is best not to bother him now.
BTW you have all been reported and you can expect a Ford this year INSTEAD of the LEXUS!!!!



Clearly you are an imposter... those forms cited do not have even remotely enough letters and numbers to be real NWO forms. And we worship a giant owl, not a lizard.

Consider yourself debunked, shill...wait...er...unshill...? Deshill? Antishill? Ashill?

-Gumboot

[Bobert]

Negativ,
Please remove that document IMMEDIATELY or you face the burning of your retinas.
Please refer to your "employee handbook" if you have any questions.
I have also replaced your keyboard so you will no longer be able to type words with "e" in them.
That is all.

[Bobert]

Clearly you are an imposter... those forms cited do not have even remotely enough letters and numbers to be real NWO forms. And we worship a giant owl, not a lizard.

Consider yourself debunked, shill...wait...er...unshill...? Deshill? Antishill? Ashill?

-Gumboot

I wont even begin to attempt to address any of the lies you have typed other then to say I wont even begin to attempt to address any of the lies that you have typed.
Enjoy your Yugo.

[defaultdotxbe]

My ex-girlfriend's father was a prominent executive for one of Canada's major banks...
exes count? in that case my ex girlfriends grandfather was a master mason

[Bobert]

I am leaving and when I return I expect that this thread be "converted" to a discussoin on the importance of quiliting.

[defaultdotxbe]

I am leaving and when I return I expect that this thread be "converted" to a discussoin on the importance of quiliting.
in new jersey its illegal for a man to knit during fishing season...

[The Silver Shadow]

exes count? in that case my ex girlfriends grandfather was a master mason
I got to know this ex's father very well

[Trigood]

From my father's side, I'm eligible for the DAR.

My mother worked on the Manhattan Project.

So... you won't be surprised to learn that I've been a proud member of NOW since 1984.
......



Oops, did you say 'NOW' or 'NWO'????

I'm sorry, the NWO does not exist.

:boxedin:

[Bobert]

in new jersey its illegal for a man to knit during fishing season...

Are you making light of the fact that several prominent members of the NWO are fabulous knitters?

[LashL]

NWO membership is a long-standing tradition in my family.
Here is evidence of one family member's membership in the 1930s and 1940s:

The document showing that said relative brought a 1938 Hudson to Canada from overseas:

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g115/Jazz99/38HudsonDoc.jpg
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g115/Jazz99/38HudsonDoc-1.jpg

The car:
http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/thum_11103463e63f06918f.jpg

(The black 1938 Hudson, as I am sure you all know, was to that era what the "black SUV" is to the present day NWO)

[Arkan_Wolfshade]

Clearly you are an imposter... those forms cited do not have even remotely enough letters and numbers to be real NWO forms. And we worship a giant owl, not a lizard.

Consider yourself debunked, shill...wait...er...unshill...? Deshill? Antishill? Ashill?

-Gumboot
Pseudoshill?

[negativ]

(The black 1938 Hudson, as I am sure you all know, was to that era what the "black SUV" is to the present day NWO)

I'm not a car guy, but I have definite soft spot for that quasi-Art Deco style of body design that was so prevalent in cars of that era. I'd *love* to have one of those, but I'd be afraid some nimrod would T-bone it the first time I decided to drive it.

[defaultdotxbe]

I'm not a car guy, but I have definite soft spot for that quasi-Art Deco style of body design that was so prevalent in cars of that era. I'd *love* to have one of those, but I'd be afraid some nimrod would T-bone it the first time I decided to drive it.
heh, with the way those things are built it would probably come out alright, lol

[Mobyseven]

Gumboot, Bobert, stop it!

Gumboot, for your blatant disregard for company policy as per the number of digits in our forms, expect to receive only half a small child when your payment comes in this month!

Bobert, come to my office at 1700NWST. I'm assigning you a new partner. He's a black cat.

[Bobert]

Gumboot, Bobert, stop it!

Gumboot, for your blatant disregard for company policy as per the number of digits in our forms, expect to receive only half a small child when your payment comes in this month!

Bobert, come to my office at 1700NWST. I'm assigning you a new partner. He's a black cat.

Is this an "order" or merely a friendly request?
If it is an "order" you are in clear violation of the "orders made via electronic medium" policy.
Please refer to this policy and if you have any questios dont bother asking because I wont violate policy by asking them here.
If this is a friendly request I will have to decline due to meeting my limit on acceptance of friendly requests for the year.

[Mobyseven]

Is this an "order" or merely a friendly request?
If it is an "order" you are in clear violation of the "orders made via electronic medium" policy.
Please refer to this policy and if you have any questios dont bother asking because I wont violate policy by asking them here.
If this is a friendly request I will have to decline due to meeting my limit on acceptance of friendly requests for the year.

Bobert, I'll not have you lecture me on the electronic medium policy. I had a hand in drafting that policy, I know what I am and am not allowed to do.

And as for my...'friendly request': Don't worry. You can either come to my office, or the black cat can come to you. It won't make a difference either way.

[ConspiRaider]

I am leaving and when I return I expect that this thread be "converted" to a discussoin on the importance of quiliting.
I once taught a class on the advantages of making a quilt from breakfast cereal. Corn Chex are best, easier to work with and the completed quilt "breathes" too. Plus like if you keep hitting the snooze bar on the alarm clock and are gonna miss the eggs and ham and toast you can just take a few healthy chomps from the quilt and you're good to go. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, my paymaster - er, I mean my "friend" told me that.

[Mobyseven]

I once taught a class on the advantages of making a quilt from breakfast cereal. Corn Chex are best, easier to work with and the completed quilt "breathes" too. Plus like if you keep hitting the snooze bar on the alarm clock and are gonna miss the eggs and ham and toast you can just take a few healthy chomps from the quilt and you're good to go. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, my paymaster - er, I mean my "friend" told me that.

ConspiRaider, are you feeling okay?

Check s.48(a) of your NWO handbook to learn all about 'quilting'.

[Bobert]

Bobert, I'll not have you lecture me on the electronic medium policy. I had a hand in drafting that policy, I know what I am and am not allowed to do.

And as for my...'friendly request': Don't worry. You can either come to my office, or the black cat can come to you. It won't make a difference either way.

Oooooh you had a "hand" you?
CLEARLY by indicating "hand" you had a VERY MINIMAL role in drafting that policy!
I on the other hand CREATED that policy as I was almost killed in the field and created it as a result!
Perhaps WE DIDNT reveal all of the details to you FOR A REASON!
Could it be that you cannot be trusted?

You may have a black cat but I have the robotic pigeon....AND WE BOTH KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!

[Gravy]

I'm circumcised.

[ConspiRaider]

ConspiRaider, are you feeling okay?

Check s.48(a) of your NWO handbook to learn all about 'quilting'.
I must have an old handbook or something, was there an update? Not that I'm blaming anyone at the NWO Paymaster's office you understand and I realize that with the sudden influx of NWOobies that there might be a few minor and insignificant bureaucratic SNAFUs and trust me they are so minor especially at the Paymaster's office that they hardly merit any mention at all especially by me but I did just want to, um, suggest that all NWO handbooks be remote-silent-checked for accuracy because section s.48(a) in my treasured NWO handbook clearly states this:

"Directive: When a Black SUV carrying NWO Royalty and/or NWO Committee Members passes by a pedestrian NWO underling on the street, said underling will immediately issue the Street Legal Grovel and Salute by thrusting his and/or her underling left elbow repeatedly into his and/or her solar plexus, while circling the right arm around the back of the head and inserting 3 fingers into the left ear. The underling is never allowed to have both feet on the ground at the same time, and must achieve this state by kicking his and/or her buttocks with the right heel. The idle mouth is to be engaged in picking up a stray ferret by the nape of its neck and holding it until such time as the Black SUV is out of sight."

[Bobert]

I'm circumcised.

Please try and stay on topic in the future!
:D

[Bobert]

I must have an old handbook or something, was there an update? Not that I'm blaming anyone at the NWO Paymaster's office you understand and I realize that with the sudden influx of NWOobies that there might be a few minor and insignificant bureaucratic SNAFUs and trust me they are so minor especially at the Paymaster's office that they hardly merit any mention at all especially by me but I did just want to, um, suggest that all NWO handbooks be remote-silent-checked for accuracy because section s.48(a) in my treasured NWO handbook clearly states this:

"Directive: When a Black SUV carrying NWO Royalty and/or NWO Committee Members passes by a pedestrian NWO underling on the street, said underling will immediately issue the Street Legal Grovel and Salute by thrusting his and/or her underling left elbow repeatedly into his and/or her solar plexus, while circling the right arm around the back of the head and inserting 3 fingers into the left ear. The underling is never allowed to have both feet on the ground at the same time, and must achieve this state by kicking his and/or her buttocks with the right heel. The idle mouth is to be engaged in picking up a stray ferret by the nape of its neck and holding it until such time as the Black SUV is out of sight."

Please replace all the lefts with Rights and you will it correct.

[LashL]

I must have an old handbook or something, was there an update? Not that I'm blaming anyone at the NWO Paymaster's office you understand and I realize that with the sudden influx of NWOobies that there might be a few minor and insignificant bureaucratic SNAFUs and trust me they are so minor especially at the Paymaster's office that they hardly merit any mention at all especially by me but I did just want to, um, suggest that all NWO handbooks be remote-silent-checked for accuracy because section s.48(a) in my treasured NWO handbook clearly states this:

"Directive: When a Black SUV carrying NWO Royalty and/or NWO Committee Members passes by a pedestrian NWO underling on the street, said underling will immediately issue the Street Legal Grovel and Salute by thrusting his and/or her underling left elbow repeatedly into his and/or her solar plexus, while circling the right arm around the back of the head and inserting 3 fingers into the left ear. The underling is never allowed to have both feet on the ground at the same time, and must achieve this state by kicking his and/or her buttocks with the right heel. The idle mouth is to be engaged in picking up a stray ferret by the nape of its neck and holding it until such time as the Black SUV is out of sight."

The more things change, the more they stay the same. Having consulted the long-dead rellies' NWO documentation (which I have preserved for posterity), I can tell you that the version of that particular directive in s. 48(a) that you cited replicates verbatim the 1940 version, with the sole exception that the words "Black SUV" replaced the previous "Black 1938 Hudson," of course.

[LashL]

I'm circumcised.

I'm not quite sure whether to file that particular tidbit under TMI or JEITBI. :D

[Mobyseven]

Oooooh you had a "hand" you?
CLEARLY by indicating "hand" you had a VERY MINIMAL role in drafting that policy!
I on the other hand CREATED that policy as I was almost killed in the field and created it as a result!
Perhaps WE DIDNT reveal all of the details to you FOR A REASON!
Could it be that you cannot be trusted?

You may have a black cat but I have the robotic pigeon....AND WE BOTH KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!

Bobert:


NWO Assassination and Assimilation Handbook, 3rd Edition (2007 / 10-M)

Part XX - Concealed Explosives

Section 104.4 - Goldberg Devices

[...]The Goldberg Device, named for Issac Goldberg, a double-agent during the 2004 China Crisis, takes the form of a robotic pidgeon. The Goldberg Device is dispatched to an agent suspected of insubordination or treason against the NWO, usually under the pretence that the pidgeon is to assist the agent in the field. In reality the pidgeon is an explosive device, ready to be detonated remotely should and concerns about the agent be substantiated.[...]


Yes. I do know what that means. Now stop whining and start on an N-application to your direct superior.

[Bobert]

You have been comprimised!
I am sending out the radioactive robotic Pigeon and "The Uncle". Please have the proper documentation ready when they come for you.

[Belz...]

Prove my ties ?

I'm the lord of DARKNESS for crying out loud!

[Belz...]

I'm circumcised.

That's way more information than I required.

You're against the "twoof" movement. That's all we need as proof.

[Arkan_Wolfshade]

Prove my ties ?

I'm the lord of DARKNESS for crying out loud!
Evidence? :duck:

[Belz...]

None required.

Believe what you will. We'll talk again on the other side. Mwahahahaha!

[Belz...]

Hell, here's an account of our last meeting:

http://abbyscott.blogspot.com/2006_10_01_archive.html

Scroll down to the last item.

[KingMerv00]

I work for a pharmaceutical company.

Pharmaceuticals companies = evil

All evil is controlled by the NWO.

Therefore I am an NWO agent.

[defaultdotxbe]

I'm circumcised.

Evidence? :duck:

sorry, i couldnt help but juxtapose these two quotes

[pchams]

I'd scan my NWO memebership scroll for you guys (the sewn foreskin one), but I rolled it up and stuffed it in the eye socket of the baby's skull that you get at the commencement, and it unrolled in there, and now I can't get it out.
Surely that's happened to another one of you guys?

[Pardalis]

I'm afraid I have no direct ties with the NWO (I know, it sucks), but one of my budgies' name is Fritz.

[hellaeon]

Im a JREF forum poster....ooooo!

[Bobert]

I have issued an 8310

[Mobyseven]

MEMO: TO ALL SENIOR OPERATIVES

The following was recently posted on apublic forum by agent #3FD001:

You have been comprimised!
I am sending out the radioactive robotic Pigeon and "The Uncle". Please have the proper documentation ready when they come for you.

NWO Covert-Ops Senior Council have decided to act on this as an immediate threat. All senior operatives are to be on the lookout for agent #3FD001, "Bobert". He is to be brought in alive for reprogramming, and will return to active duty in the field under the supervision of a Junior Operative.

As per the threat, be careful at all times. Especially be wary of pidgeons, as it appears that #3FD001 has modified and reprogrammed a Goldberg Device to his own ends. Kind middle-aged gentlemen offering you candy should be regarded as suspicious and robotic, and should be terminated with extreme prejudice.

This message is encrypted with a Gish encryption key - as such all non-NWO persons reading this message will see only a discussion on why the world is only 6000 years old.

Peace Out

Mobyseven
P.O.C.O.

[Foolmewunz]

I have a Presidential Pardon. (Really!)

[JimBenArm]

Are you making light of the fact that several prominent members of the NWO are fabulous knitters?
http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/thum_12793463f753a364d4.jpg (http://forums.randi.org/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=5583)
These are my NWO ties, knitted by my NWO sponsor!

[Bobert]

SEE!!!

[Bobert]

MEMO: TO ALL SENIOR OPERATIVES



The following was recently posted on apublic forum by agent #3FD001:



NWO Covert-Ops Senior Council have decided to act on this as an immediate threat. All senior operatives are to be on the lookout for agent #3FD001, "Bobert". He is to be brought in alive for reprogramming, and will return to active duty in the field under the supervision of a Junior Operative.

As per the threat, be careful at all times. Especially be wary of pidgeons, as it appears that #3FD001 has modified and reprogrammed a Goldberg Device to his own ends. Kind middle-aged gentlemen offering you candy should be regarded as suspicious and robotic, and should be terminated with extreme prejudice.

This message is encrypted with a Gish encryption key - as such all non-NWO persons reading this message will see only a discussion on why the world is only 6000 years old.

Peace Out

Mobyseven

P.O.C.O.


What a brown noser you are!
I bet you are trying for the Lexus again this year?

[mortimer]

My wife gladly has sex with me any time I want.

[ConspiRaider]

My wife gladly has sex with me any time I want.
Me too. :boxedin:

[mortimer]

Me too. :boxedin:

Why that two timing little [rule8]!

[David Swidler]

I worked for the Israel Defense Ministry for years. And my father "mysteriously" survived being at Ground Zero on 9/11. His train was "canceled" that day, you see; had to take a later one, and didn't have time to get to his office before the planes hit.

Oh, and I live in Jerusalem; my bedroom looks out over the Knesset and the Supreme Court.

Now, about those paychecks: it seems they simply haven't been arriving. An explanation is in order.

[Unfit4Command]

I worked for the Israel Defense Ministry for years. And my father "mysteriously" survived being at Ground Zero on 9/11. His train was "canceled" that day, you see; had to take a later one, and didn't have time to get to his office before the planes hit.

Oh, and I live in Jerusalem; my bedroom looks out over the Knesset and the Supreme Court.

Now, about those paychecks: it seems they simply haven't been arriving. An explanation is in order.

I just contacted my NWO superiors, the checks should be coming soon. Just a minor mistake, sorry about that. They think they've been sending the checks to the wrong address! WHOOPS!! :)

[Mobyseven]

While I would certainly like an explanation for this...

I have a Presidential Pardon. (Really!)

...if the following is true, then it trumps the above:

I worked for the Israel Defense Ministry for years. And my father "mysteriously" survived being at Ground Zero on 9/11. His train was "canceled" that day, you see; had to take a later one, and didn't have time to get to his office before the planes hit.

Oh, and I live in Jerusalem; my bedroom looks out over the Knesset and the Supreme Court.

Now, about those paychecks: it seems they simply haven't been arriving. An explanation is in order.

[Mobyseven]

What a brown noser you are!
I bet you are trying for the Lexus again this year?

My Lexus is currently in the shop being remodelled. As such, this year I get no new Lexus.

Instead, I have to have a conversation with my pilot about which black helicopter model he prefers to pilot. For business purposes only, of course.

TO SENIOR OPERATIVES:

#3FD001 has obviously not been reprogrammed yet. Isogu, people!

[The Great Hairy One]

As Chief Commander Scientist of the NWO Cloning Labs, I am sure everyone already knows me.

Cheers,
TGHO

[Orphia Nay]

I've been called "a shill", and I've been told I'm on a "psyop" when I'm debunking. I've been told I'm part of the NWO, and that I'm paid to debunk.

Those twoofers know the twoof, ergo...

er, wait, is this cryptography software working?

[Foolmewunz]

While I would certainly like an explanation for this...



...if the following is true, then it trumps the above:

Well, someone noticed.......

I was wondering how inured this forum had gotten to outrageous statements, but yes, it's true. Me and Dick Nixon are the only two people you know of right now who can never go to jail for our crimes. A Presidential Pardon is quite nearly irrevocable.

My case = not quite so dramatic as Tricky Dicky. I was a draft dodger, living in Canada. During the mid-70's, the army was pencil-whipping deserters out of the service, so as to clean up the piles and piles of names. Any deserter who turned himself in was summarily released after a weekend of "house arrest" at the barracks. They received a sort of 'discharge with no comment', rather than the "dishonorable discharge" which you'd imagine..... The "street" version of their reason for doing this was to reduce the number of deserters in the record books, as having seen their error and reported back for duty they were no longer counted as a deserter. (Well, that's what we believed, at any rate.)

Anyhow, this applied only to deserters. Those who had committed what was considered the lesser offence, resisting/dodging had no such loophole. We were still wanted by the Federal Marhsalls. There is no statute of limitations on draft dodging. Your crime was "not reporting for induction", and the date was "today", e.g. the most recent date you hadn't reported.

I was still not allowed back in the USA until January 1977, when Jimmy Carter gave a blanket pardon to all draft resisters.

[jhunter1163]

My evil superiors in Big Pharma have developed a reprogramming anal probe (model RP-200XL) to be used in especially egregious cases (such as reprogramming a Goldberg and an Uncle Ira for personal use). They have been eagerly looking for a field test, and agent 3FD001's case seems to fit their criteria to a tee.

Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your point of view), due to the amount of electronics required, the RP200XL is about the size and shape of a cricket bat. We feel that this method would be a deterrent for agents who may be considering using NWO property for personal reasons.

When agent 3FD001 is apprehended, he is to be brought to Section 29 for reprogramming. That is all.

[Travis]

What's great is that this is all in the invisible forum font.... at least it's supposed to be.

As for NWO ties, oh well let us see, my ancestors were kicked out of France then immigrated to "The Land of Unimaginable Technology and Promise" more commonly called the state of "Maine." They got in trouble in The Land of Unim.... er Maine by importing slaves, which was odd as they ran a small egg farm and really didn't need slaves, also their slaves were all Swedish who didn't know they were slaves and just wandered off and got jobs that paid actual currency (which was still salt at the time according to my Grandpa).

Now as for me, I was born with the name Shanice Weinstein which was wrong for three reasons; I was male, I wasn't black and I wasn't Jewish. That has nothing to do with the NWO but it does shine some light on why I'm dead on the inside. Okay, now the important thing is I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.... er no wrong story, I came to the NWO by accident. One day I was indulging in cross cultural morphism by listening to a CD of the lyrics of 50 cent as read by Patrick Stewart and noticed triple layered randomized subliminal numbers in sequence (they were random by being in order which no one suspects) and reported it to the local Uni-Overlord Center where the Masons, Odd-fellows, Bilderberg Group, the 5 Jewish bankers and Wal-Mart all have offices. Next thing I knew I woke up in a bathtub of ice in a motel just outside Clovis, New Mexico with a note taped to my forehead explaining that I'd run over a Gypsy man's wife and now had a curse placed on me to constantly wake up in strange places covered in ice..... also I had no kidneys anymore but the note didn't mention that for some reason.

So to make a long story short I had to hitchhike back to California and became a lackey in order to afford the dialysis treatments..... Oh and to not go to prison after I killed a homeless guy just to see what it was like (the homeless guy turned out to be a discarded Macy's mannequin).

But for proof of my ties, well, my name is no longer Shanice.;)

[David Swidler]

...if the following is true, then it trumps the above:

I worked for the Israel Defense Ministry for years. And my father "mysteriously" survived being at Ground Zero on 9/11. His train was "canceled" that day, you see; had to take a later one, and didn't have time to get to his office before the planes hit.

Oh, and I live in Jerusalem; my bedroom looks out over the Knesset and the Supreme Court.



Every word is true. My dad's got a harrowing story to tell, but it's bland compared to a couple of other guys I know who got out by the skin of their teeth.

[ArmillarySphere]

I got invited to join the Masons.


... I declined.

[Mobyseven]

My evil superiors in Big Pharma have developed a reprogramming anal probe (model RP-200XL) to be used in especially egregious cases (such as reprogramming a Goldberg and an Uncle Ira for personal use). They have been eagerly looking for a field test, and agent 3FD001's case seems to fit their criteria to a tee.

Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your point of view), due to the amount of electronics required, the RP200XL is about the size and shape of a cricket bat. We feel that this method would be a deterrent for agents who may be considering using NWO property for personal reasons.

When agent 3FD001 is apprehended, he is to be brought to Section 29 for reprogramming. That is all.

Once #3FD001 is apprehended I will officially have to sign him over to the NWO-DOJ who will organise the reprogramming. However, I see no reason why #3FD001 should not be used as a test subject in this case, and will pass that recommendation on to the DOJ.

From what I understand the boys in Section 27 have been looking for a test subject for their research and development project too, and they've shown how far they are willing to go to get subjects in the past - part of the reason we never rebuilt Section 28 is because it allowed us to install a forcefield between the Section 27 and Section 29 research compounds. The Section 28 Memorial Park is also lovely in Spring.

However, as I will be requesting #3FD001 back alive and ready for deployment after his reprogramming, I highly doubt that Section 27 will be successful if they request him as a subject.

This message is encrypted with a Browne encryption key - as such all non-NWO persons reading this message will see only incorrect predictions for the year 2008.

Peace Out

Mobyseven
P.O.C.O.

[Bobert]

When I am reprogrammed will I still be able to knit the official NWO tie?

[Dr Adequate]

http://f5c.yahoofs.com/shopping/mcid2_41379/simg_t_tjudaicatreasures_1865_29139976110?rm_____D MIBCJtPf

[NoZed Avenger]

I cannot prove any ties to the NWO, and what's more important, no one at all can prove that I have any connection to the NWO whatsoever.



Which is conclusive proof.

[TellyKNeasuss]

1) I have been employed as a software engineer.
2) My father was an engineer.
3) On my way home from work, I wait for a bus at a stop near a major NIST installation.
4) When I was 13, I attended my best friend's Bar Mitzvah.

[Mobyseven]

When I am reprogrammed will I still be able to knit the official NWO tie?

Yes. If you voluntarily surrender now I may be able to convince the NWO-DOJ to forego the mandantory torture that usually precedes reprogramming.

[Bobert]

Geez can I at least get a Martini before "reprogramming"?

[The Great Hairy One]

Yes. If you voluntarily surrender now I may be able to convince the NWO-DOJ to forego the mandantory torture that usually precedes reprogramming.


Ahem. I will still need to extract brain slices to see how the unit managed to reject its genetic programming.

Cheers,
TGHO

[Metullus]

1. My mother was a CIA officer.
2. My uncle was a CIA officer.
3. My other uncle was a CIA officer.
4. My great-uncle was an Assistant Director of the CIA.
5. My father was a career army officer.
6. I read a lot.

[Mobyseven]

Geez can I at least get a Martini before "reprogramming"?

Perhaps a martini after reprogramming. You'll need it, I'd say.

Don't worry, I have the makings for a nice martini in my office. You'll be reporting there soon enough after the reprogramming anyway.

One question: Gordons or Bombay Sapphire?

Ahem. I will still need to extract brain slices to see how the unit managed to reject its genetic programming.

Section 25 did extensive studies on this, and found that the brain slices extracted during said procedure in no way affect the subject's ability to enjoy a martini, so I don't see that as being torture, per se...

Just remember to anaethetise the subject first this time.

[The Great Hairy One]

Just remember to anaethetise the subject first this time.


:confused: Why?

Cheers,
TGHO

[Mobyseven]

:confused: Why?

Cheers,
TGHO

Because I can hear the screams from my office, and that's saying something. Mainly it's saying, "I'm only a sadist on Tuesdays." And I already have a permanent schedule for Tuesdays.

[David Swidler]

Apparently, you never got my memo about your impending schedule change. To wit: As of next week, Friday is sadism day. Tuesdays will be reserved for staff meetings.

[Mobyseven]

Apparently, you never got my memo about your impending schedule change. To wit: As of next week, Friday is sadism day. Tuesdays will be reserved for staff meetings.

I'll make sure to meet with the person who forgot to give me that memo next Friday then.

This is perfect...now I can be sadistic on Tuesdays AND Fridays.

[Mobyseven]

MEMO: TO ALL SENIOR OPERATIVES

Congratulations on the successful capture and reprogramming of #3FD001.

Section 29 has informed me that the brain implant had corrupted, and he has received an upgraded implant with a E1-Failsafe device.

#3FD001 should be along shortly. Until further briefing, you are to all return to your individual operations. Remember that all operations for Phase 2 are to have been completed by 1 June 2007.

This message is encrypted with a Weirdal encryption key - as such all non-NWO persons reading this message will see only parody lyrics to popular songs.

Peace Out

Mobyseven
P.O.C.O.

[Travis]

I heard the E1-Failsafe device has a bug that causes individuals to spontaneously breakout into singing public domain songs with an annoying nasal voice. Which is still better than the problem we had with the Mark 3 Irrationality Collation Streamliner implant that led to the creation and continued popularity of American Idol.

[David Swidler]

Sheesh, don't remind me.

And with Eurovision coming up, we've got our work cut out for us.

[Mobyseven]

I heard the E1-Failsafe device has a bug that causes individuals to spontaneously breakout into singing public domain songs with an annoying nasal voice. Which is still better than the problem we had with the Mark 3 Irrationality Collation Streamliner implant that led to the creation and continued popularity of American Idol.

That used to be a problem with the E1, but it's been fixed since then. Only known side effect now is the sudden urge to dance to Ace of Base songs, and it is quite rare.

I had words with R and D over the original bugs...I lost a few good undercover agents when they were shot not because they were found out, but because they were just being so damn annoying.

[Bobert]

YES I CAN STILL KNIT THE NWO TIE!!!!!

Reprogramming went quite well!
Thanks!!!!

[Darth Rotor]

You are all imposters. Your OPSEC failures confirm this. You all just wish you were in the NWO.

Sad, NWO wannabes.

DR

[sackett]

I own a black suit.

[Bobert]

You are all imposters. Your OPSEC failures confirm this. You all just wish you were in the NWO.

Sad, NWO wannabes.

DR

Which pretty tie would you like me to knit?

[gumboot]

You are all imposters. Your OPSEC failures confirm this. You all just wish you were in the NWO.


Nonsense. This is merely a PSYOPS campaign. This is all carefully calculated to fool you into thinking it's true. But it's not.

Er.

This post is PSYOPS too.

-Gumboot

[Bobert]

No Psyops Tie For You!

[The Silver Shadow]

I got bumped to first class when I was a baby...

[Travis]

That used to be a problem with the E1, but it's been fixed since then. Only known side effect now is the sudden urge to dance to Ace of Base songs, and it is quite rare.

I had words with R and D over the original bugs...I lost a few good undercover agents when they were shot not because they were found out, but because they were just being so damn annoying.

Good God! I must have had the E-1 implanted when I was in college. Suddenly so much nonsense makes so much sense! Does the E-1 also make you try to drink 150+ proof grain alcohol straight up just to prove to your buddies you can?

Wait, in 1998 I visited Roswell to see the UFO crash sites and returned a week later but to me it was only 2 days. Up until now I had assumed I was abducted by a lonely farmer and violated.... but with this new info I'm left wondering.

[Mobyseven]

YES I CAN STILL KNIT THE NWO TIE!!!!!

Reprogramming went quite well!
Thanks!!!!

And don't forget to report to me for that martini!

We treat our staff well here at the NWO.

[Mobyseven]

You are all imposters. Your OPSEC failures confirm this. You all just wish you were in the NWO.

Sad, NWO wannabes.

DR

Hah! That's pretty rich coming from a Sith! What happened to you guys a long time ago in a galaxy far away?

And we were responsible for THAT too!

[Mobyseven]

Good God! I must have had the E-1 implanted when I was in college. Suddenly so much nonsense makes so much sense! Does the E-1 also make you try to drink 150+ proof grain alcohol straight up just to prove to your buddies you can?

Nope. But the T-Stomachliner can give some people a feeling like they have an indestructable digestive system. 151 proof rum is the usual weapon of choice in those situations though.

Wait, in 1998 I visited Roswell to see the UFO crash sites and returned a week later but to me it was only 2 days. Up until now I had assumed I was abducted by a lonely farmer and violated.... but with this new info I'm left wondering.

You may well have been dancing to Ace of Base. I can dig through the records if you want, but 1998 was before my promotion, so my access was limited. Could take a bit of time for me to get the answer - you'd think that the AoB files would be computerised, but there were just so many, and so unexpectedly, that they instead moved them to a warehouse and kept them off the main database.

[HeyLeroy]

I've been called "a shill", and I've been told I'm on a "psyop" when I'm debunking. I've been told I'm part of the NWO, and that I'm paid to debunk.

Those twoofers know the twoof, ergo...

er, wait, is this cryptography software working?

You're using an old key!

SGV5LCBPcnBoaWEsIGp1c3QgZmVsdCBsaWtlIGVuY3J5cHRpbm cgc29tZXRoaW5nLiAgSGF2ZW4ndCBvcGVuZWQgdGhlIGxpbmsg aW4gYSB3aGlsZS4=

I've been lax getting this month's sponsorship page up; Northrop-Grumman were kind enough to sponsor us for another month.

Just a hint, next month's sponsor'll be holding a contest. First Prize is a trip for two for a week to Haifa, Second Prize is a genuine Troofer Shrunken Head.

(Next Month's Sponsor: )
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[Darth Rotor]

Hah! That's pretty rich coming from a Sith! What happened to you guys a long time ago in a galaxy far away?

And we were responsible for THAT too!
The Star Wars series of films were not documentaries, or are you dim enough to think that they are? They are as documentary as Loose Change, the original.

George Lucas' films are a masterful olio of agitprop, disinfo, and COINTEL.

Move along, these are not the archives you are looking for.

DR

[GwionX]

I am George Washington's great, great, great, great, great, great, great nephew. Also, I just had my first successful reptillian "shape -shift!"

It kinda freaked my co-workers out a lil bit, but they were ok once I explained that my lizard-like appearance was 'cause I was mearly a direct decendant of satanic snake brothers called the Ananaki from the planet Niberu. Now, around the workplace we just joke about my strange ever-changing appearance, and they find my power handy whenever they have a spider or housefly in one of their offices.

[Travis]

Those Reptilian shape shifts can be a nuisance. Here's a tip, mix two parts tomato juice with one part half & half with a sprinkle of onion powder a dash of Tabasco sauce and teaspoon of lemon concentrate. Drink it real fast then immediately report to the restroom, you'll know why when you get there.

This won't help the shape shifts but it will give you a way to kill the night... and part of the next day.

[tsig]

Please try and stay on topic in the future!
:D

I actually receive money from the USG

I was in the USAF so shill on

[Blackadder_no]

In addition to being a rocket scientist (which automatically makes me part of the Apollo hoax conspiracy), I was present at the first two test launches of a new sooper sekrit cruise missile, just a few months prior to 9/11... :eye-poppi

[Travis]

In addition to being a rocket scientist (which automatically makes me part of the Apollo hoax conspiracy), I was present at the first two test launches of a new sooper sekrit cruise missile, just a few months prior to 9/11... :eye-poppi

Is it a now publicly known missile or would you have to kill me if you told me about it?

By the way is JREF like a de-facto Blackadder fan site or something?:D

[Myriad]

My father's family migrated from Germany to the U.S. between the wars.

My father, as a boy, went with his parents on a return visit to relatives in Germany just before WWII. Hitler was of course in power at the time, and during the visit he (like everyone else) obeyed the rules, including saluting "Heil Hitler."

My grandfather was an engineer, and he knew many other engineers still in Germany at the time. My Hitler Number is probably a bit lower than my Bacon Number.

However, I'm confused about whether this is a positive or a negative credential for the NWO. Are we pro-Hitler, because we're Nazis, or anti-Hitler, because we're Zionists?

Respectfully,
Myriad

[gumboot]

However, I'm confused about whether this is a positive or a negative credential for the NWO. Are we pro-Hitler, because we're Nazis, or anti-Hitler, because we're Zionists?

Respectfully,
Myriad


The holocaust was a giant ruse undertaken by the Zionists to gain sympathy from the rest of the world. Hitler and the Nazis are actually Zionists themselves.

Remember... if you tell a lie big enough and often enough...

(And it helps if the lie is backed by hundreds of death camps and the extermination of 7 million of your fellow Zionists)

The operation of course also had another plan... really it was about the other 4 million people who were exterminated - gypsies, homosexuals, and so forth. The 7 million Jews acted as a front, to distract everyone from the real victims. And it worked like a charm. How often do you hear someone say "Hitler was so evil, look at all those gypsies he killed".

What few know is that an ancient prophecy reveals there will come a time when an inspirational gypsy leader will rise up against the zionist oppressors and liberate mankind for all eternity.

-Gumboot

[Travis]

Exactly Gumboot, the great Roma prophecy.

--On a mountain of a skulls in the castle of pain he will rule from a throne of blood--

Okay, so I just watched Ghostbusters II on Bravo and couldn't resist the reference even though Vigo was Carpathian not Roma.

[Mobyseven]

The Star Wars series of films were not documentaries, or are you dim enough to think that they are? They are as documentary as Loose Change, the original.

George Lucas' films are a masterful olio of agitprop, disinfo, and COINTEL.

Move along, these are not the archives you are looking for.

DR

I wasn't talking about the Star Wars films. I was talking about the 102AD Intergalactic Champions League Finals, where we emerged victorious:

NWO: 5
Sith: π

Remember? A little planet in the Horsehead Nebula? Called 'The Biggest Upset Since The Last Really Big One'?

Good match though, very well played.

[Mobyseven]

How often do you hear someone say "Hitler was so evil, look at all those gypsies he killed".

Reminds me of the old joke:

Timmy: Man, I'm gonna be the next Hitler. I'm gonna kill all of the Jews, and one clown!

Mary: One clown?

Timmy: See, I knew it! Nobody cares about the Jews!

[Par]

Prove your ties to the NWO!

I have a couple of really good ones, actually. So good in fact I really can’t say. (While I’m basically anonymous here and I doubt it would matter even were I not, those concerned have asked me not discuss the matter publically so I will keep my word.)

Other than that though:


I once worked briefly alongside a number of ex-KGB members who supposedly used to program weapons guidance systems during the Cold War.
I have a friend who’s an officer in the Royal Marines.
My father was British army and later also held a relatively senior position with one of the major oil companies.
My mother worked for a… errr… Jewish dentist??

I can offer you no proof though I’m afraid.

[The Silver Shadow]

My father was a research fellow for the Shah of Iran while he was a student. He also worked with a military judge for the Shah while in law school. The revolution then happened and my dad left Iran to get his PhD here...

[The Silver Shadow]

My computer's time is synchronized by none other than NIST

[NYCEMT86]

My father was in the Airforce for 20+ years and is now a Government contractor with Lockheed Martin.
My sister worked for a company owned by GE.
My mother's side excluding my sister and myself are all republicans.
I went to a State owned and operated school for college and am currently a New York City Employee.

[realitybites]

I'm behind you right now.

[Jonnyclueless]

I have several NWO ties. One looks like a fish and the other has a piano keyboard on it.

[Par]

I have several NWO ties. One looks like a fish and the other has a piano keyboard on it.


A classic for the five-hundred.

[Digest]

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/535/ciapermityk9.jpg


Do I win? :boxedin:

[OldSchool]

I hear the term NWO quite often. I have to say I've never actually done any research on the so called NWO. I'm off to serf and become enlightened to what seems to be a very famous organization.

[TjW]

NWO: Three letters, one of them a W.
My user name: Three letters, one of them a W.
Coincidence?

[fitzgibbon]

I'm a Mason. Isn't that enough?

[NYCEMT86]

I wanted to add something to my post but it won't allow me. If the mods could please add this in my post (http://forums.randi.org/showpost.php?p=2904500&postcount=126)


My father was stationed at Alconbury RAF in England, we lived in Yaxley England. On our way home for Christmas in 1988 we were originally suppose to be on PAN-AM Flight 103, but our tickets where switched to another PAN-AM flight, than again to a TWA flight and actually arrived 2 weeks before the bombing of flight 103.

I was only 2 years of age at the time so I don't remember any of this. My father and mother told me this story when I was 10 or so.

[SpaceMonkeyZero]

I work with 2 Freemasons.
I have an acquaintance who is ex-secret service (was a body guard for GHWB)
My wife's best friend's fiance worked for Giuliani in 2001 (on 9/11 no less!)
My brother-in-law goes fishing with ex-FBI agents

So I must be "in on it"(tm)

[Drudgewire]

Ministry's "New World Order" is my ringtone. Honest. :cool:

[HyJinX]

I have a friend named Mason. He's not in jail (yet), so he's free.

I guess he's a free Mason.

iNsIDe McJoB™

[Hellbound]

I stayed at a Holliday Inn Express last night.

[AgeGap]

When I get my holiday film processed my face is always pixilated.

[Mr. Skinny]

When I get my holiday film processed my face is always pixilated.
That's 'cause your friendly neighborhood film processor is trying to save your friends from throwing up a little into their mouths when they see them. :)

[Stellafane]

I once interviewed for a job with the CIA.

As a government subcontractor, I provisioned the parts list for a missile (which included the rather scary item, "1 nuclear warhead").

I used to edit/write Secret-classified government reports. (Funniest moment: One report I worked on about nuclear subs included the following sentence: "Layer 1 is x inches thick, and layer 2 is y inches thick; the total thickness of the two layers is z." I was told to classify z, but not x or y! Apparently our enemies cannot do addition.)

I was once denied entrance into Mexico for being a suspected spy (no fooling!)

My name isn't really Stellafane!!

(I could go on but I fear I've already said too much).

[sts60]

Certified member of the military-industrial complex, space division. Worked on a military project (as well as civil and commercial ones). Son of federal gov't employees.

And I've read most of Tom Clancy's books. That clinches it.

[ktesibios]

From the age of 2, my upbringing was entirely financed by the government and a Big Oil Company.

(I'm not kidding. My father was a research chemist for the company now known as Exxon. He died when I was very young and after that my mom's income came from Social Security survivor's benefits and the Big Oil Company stock he had left to us. We were able to live in a decent community with good schools and I had a full-time mother thanks to those NWO bennies.)

My paternal grandfather was a 32d Degree Mason.

So I've been NWO practically from the cradle. I now work as a deep-cover plant in the recording industry, inserting backwards subliminal mind-control messages into popular music and radio and TV commercials.

I don't mind that the paychecks are a bit spotty at times, but I wish they'd come up with a brain implant that didn't itch.

[calebprime]

So I've been NWO practically from the cradle. I now work as a deep-cover plant in the recording industry, inserting backwards subliminal mind-control messages into popular music and radio and TV commercials.



btw, agent k, your article casting doubt on the wtc explosion sounds from the Trinity church was a good piece of work. I salute you.

[Good Lt]

I ask questions of 9-11 nutters.

NWO 4 Life! :cs:

[Narveson]

All I can say is:

Yes
No
I don't know
I can't tell you
I can tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

[saraban]

NWO. How passe*

*Should there be a little dash or squiggle over the e? Us minions are not well educated in the HPE*

*Horder of Practically Everything