TV evangelist wake up

[knot]

I had one of those mornings where I left the TV on all night and was awoken by a TV evangelist. She was stating something like there has to be 7 criteria for a planet to develop and sustain life - such as having the right kind of sun and other geophysical, geochemical, etc. properties. She then proceeded to say, if I remember correctly in my morning daze, that there is one in 52 billion chance of meeting all the requirements so with that, there is only one god and he created only us.

I guess she doesn't realize that there are about 20 to 40 billion stars in the milky way alone and an estimated 5% of stars in the Milky Way fall in the galactic habitable zone. Outside that, there are millions upon millions of other galaxies as well - many of which qualify as habitable stellar systems

[bluess]

Is she the one with the large pink hair-do? Or the one that strides around on a stage wearing really nice business clothes? The pink hair-do one justs sits on a sofa.

And neither of them have a grasp on the universe as we know it.

[knot]

She was blond and good looking (I think)

[LawnOven]

what channel was it?

[Marquis de Carabas]

Type a random eight letters. Your result is about four times as unlikely as her estimate for our planet being the right one.

pasdunem <---This is a miracle.

[DrDisco]

She was blond and good looking (I think)

You must be referring to Paula White (http://www.paulawhite.org/). She is kinda a hottie. Her pics online don't do her justice when you see her on TV. She's got a heck of a rack on her. Dumb as a box of rocks, tho.

[knot]

I don't know. It was early morning and I only have basic cable.

**edit - didn't see you post Ddisco. Yeah, that's probably her. I remember listening to this and opening one eye then the other and thinking she looked good, well dressed, young, nice smile, morning wood.

[Fizzer]

Type a random eight letters. Your result is about four times as unlikely as her estimate for our planet being the right one.

pasdunem <---This is a miracle.


What's your address? I must send you money!

[l0rca]

LMAO! She's a crazy hottie! Imagine her in bed!

This is why Islam comes second, man!

[KingMerv00]

LMAO! She's a crazy hottie! Imagine her in bed!


Something tells me you'd have to marry her first. No...thank...you

[KingMerv00]

I had one of those mornings where I left the TV on all night and was awoken by a TV evangelist. She was stating something like there has to be 7 criteria for a planet to develop and sustain life - such as having the right kind of sun and other geophysical, geochemical, etc. properties. She then proceeded to say, if I remember correctly in my morning daze, that there is one in 52 billion chance of meeting all the requirements so with that, there is only one god and he created only us.

I guess she doesn't realize that there are about 20 to 40 billion stars in the milky way alone and an estimated 5% of stars in the Milky Way fall in the galactic habitable zone. Outside that, there are millions upon millions of other galaxies as well - many of which qualify as habitable stellar systems

I love when stupid people disprove the very point they are trying to make.

[DrDisco]

Here ya go. Here's a decent pic of her:

http://www.paulawhite.org/microsites/health/images/photo.jpg

This one, too, is not bad:

http://www.paulawhite.org/images/sbLeft/bnr-life-relationships.jpg

[hgc]

It's nice to see a religious entrepeneur using the sugar-tits fitness angle to carve out a niche in the market. That's something Falwell never had going on.

[MelBrooksfan]

LMAO! She's a crazy hottie! Imagine her in bed!

This is why Islam comes second, man!

Islam could have plethoras of hotties. It's just that we'd never know..

[Jigsaw_Psyche]

Islam could have plethoras of hotties. It's just that we'd never know..

:D :D Possibly. But ask for a detailed family tree first. Marrying your cousin is not harem (illegal) and to this day there is a lot of inbreeding within families (especially in Muslim countries).

-JP

[Wowbagger]

Dude, I'm telling ya, it's her brains that matter most, NOT her bod...y... er... never mind. There's no brains in this one.

[knot]

Islam could have plethoras of hotties. It's just that we'd never know..

Well, there's that Kurdish girl, that converted to Islam, with a pretty face but she was stoned to death so I guess you're right.

[Cosmo]

Here ya go. Here's a decent pic of her:

http://www.paulawhite.org/microsites/health/images/photo.jpg

This one, too, is not bad:

http://www.paulawhite.org/images/sbLeft/bnr-life-relationships.jpg

Holy photoshopping, batman!

[MelBrooksfan]

Holy photoshopping, batman!

For more fun with airbrushes (http://www.drublair.com/comersus/store/workshops/tica.htm)

[qayak]

LMAO! She's a crazy hottie! Imagine her in bed!

The religious ones are always the wildest in bed. I think it's all that repression. They just want to bust loose and if you are the lucky guy, well, you won't soon forget it! :D

[strathmeyer]

This one, too, is not bad:

http://www.paulawhite.org/images/sbLeft/bnr-life-relationships.jpg

The horizontal face is only a little suggestive...

[Beerina]

Well, there's also Pastor Melissa Scott (http://pastormelissascott.com/), wife of the late and awesome Dr. Gene Scott, whom skeptics can honestly appreciate, if not approve of, not because he wasn't skilled at sucking money out of the rubes, but because he did it with obious and admitted disdain for the hoi polloi.

He picked her up from her early career as a soft core porn model and married her. (Quite frankly, I'm shocked, shocked someone in porn would have no ethical problems marrying an old wrinkly charlatan with lots of money.)

You can dig out her photos, as well as films of her running around as a starlette with Dr. Gene, if you look hard enough.

[baskett_case]

I really enjoyed the pic of Paula in her exercise outfit:

"Just working out for Jesus! Keeping my Kegels strong!"

[Spiro]

Good grief! Look further down that home page. Paula White runs a 2007 Annual Satisfied Woman Ladies [sic] Retreat.

Look for further details and you'll find you can book a single room (for the self-satisfied) or a double, triple or even a quad! These god-bothering babes really know how to live it up!

Some questions.

1) Is the retreat an opportunity for a woman to be satisfied just once in a year?
2) Is 'Woman Ladies' the Christian term for a ladyboy?
3) Or is the idea for Ladies to gang up on an annually satisfied Woman?
4) Don't you beat a retreat? Is that why the single rooms are available?

[skeptifem]

ewwwwwwwwwww you guys think paula is hot? wtf is wrong with you guys?

[Tanstaafl]

You should know by now, we just can't help ourselves.

[Solus]

ewwwwwwwwwww you guys think paula is hot? wtf is wrong with you guys?

Agreed.

[Tanstaafl]

Oh, come on, if you ignore the messed-up mind, she is...

[skeptifem]

its hard to tell what she even looks like because it looks like someone paved make up onto her face.

[Corsair 115]

I guess she doesn't realize that there are about 20 to 40 billion stars in the milky way alone and an estimated 5% of stars in the Milky Way fall in the galactic habitable zone. Outside that, there are millions upon millions of other galaxies as well - many of which qualify as habitable stellar systemsSmall correction: there are estimated to be about 400 billion stars in total in our own galaxy. If I recall correctly, there are estimated to be about 100 billion galaxies in the universe. So even if there was just one intelligent, sentient species per galaxy, that'd mean somewhere around 100 billion different intelligent species in the universe.

Of course, given the distances between galaxies, we'd never know about them or be able to prove their existence.

[steve s]

But none of those women can hold a candle to Jan Crouch. Her hair reminds me of Dark Helmet's helmet from Spaceballs.

http://www.randi.org/images/092603-jan.jpg
(check out the headline.)

Steve S.

[knot]

Small correction: there are estimated to be about 400 billion stars in total in our own galaxy. If I recall correctly, there are estimated to be about 100 billion galaxies in the universe. So even if there was just one intelligent, sentient species per galaxy, that'd mean somewhere around 100 billion different intelligent species in the universe.

Of course, given the distances between galaxies, we'd never know about them or be able to prove their existence.

I got the figures from Wiki (figures) I guess the people counting stars have been busy.:covereyes

[knot]

But none of those women can hold a candle to Jan Crouch. Her hair reminds me of Dark Helmet's helmet from Spaceballs.

http://www.randi.org/images/092603-jan.jpg
(check out the headline.)

Steve S.

Ain't that Charley's Angel?

[Corsair 115]

I got the figures from Wiki (figures) I guess the people counting stars have been busy.:covereyesMy first thought was perhaps it was just a typo, but thought I'd mention the proper figure anyway. When I was younger I recall an estimate of it being 100 billion stars in our galaxy, so it seems over the last couple of decades the counting has gotten more precise.