Border Security Poll

[Yurebiz]

I hope the choices are fair enough. I took it as granted that the border is not secure, because.. you know.. they ain't.

[CptColumbo]

I hope the choices are fair enough. I took it as granted that the border is not secure, because.. you know.. they ain't.

I cannot disagree with the choices, as there are none listed.

[Pardalis]

Besides, the subject matter doesn't have anything to do with conspiracy theories does it?

[Mr. Skinny]

I choose "On Planet X, we don't have no steenking borders"

[Blackwell]

On Planet X, polls do not have choices.






(ETA: Darn you, Mr. S. I wanted to have the first "Planet X" reference.)

[Rob Lister]

I chose 60% of option A with 30% of option B. That's not possible with most polls

[Dumb All Over]

Purple.

[defaultdotxbe]

i choose Y: its lisa's fault

[WildCat]

Yep.

[JimBenArm]

I absolutely agree with option 32. Especially the badger extension.

[Alareth]

I agree 100% with the speculation contained in one of the previous posts that shall remain unspecified.

[rightshu]

I absolutely agree with option 32. Especially the badger extension.

The wording on 32 could be clearer, but I guess I'll choose that one myself. On the other hand, I am absolutely appalled at the filthiness and the rabid anti-Swedish sentiment displayed by option π. "Stockholm delight" is unbelievably derogatory and I demand an immediate retraction.

[jhunter1163]

I think this is the perfect poll. It can be interpreted to mean anything you want it to. Congratulations to Yurebiz for coming up with the idea.

[Mr. Skinny]

I think this is the perfect poll. It can be interpreted to mean anything you want it to. Congratulations to Yurebiz for coming up with the idea.
I agree. The choices are universally fair. So much so, that the subtle differences between them almost makes it impossible to choose.

Except for Planet X, of course.

[Mr. Skinny]

I absolutely agree with option 32. Especially the badger extension.
I think Badger should make that decision. In his absence, Wolverine might be authorized to vote for him.

[gumboot]

Gold, 32, three times a week, and always.

I couldn't answer number 5 because it doesn't apply to me.

-Gumboot

[PhantomWolf]

My choice is "Let the mexicans have the US, cause I don't live there, Bwhahahahahahahahaha!"

[Metullus]

I miss the poll bug.

[GwionX]

I voted "Santa Fe" because the Spanish church built there in the 1500's freaks me out.

I mean had the English even designed the Mayflower at that time?

[qarnos]

You sunk my battleship.

[Foolmewunz]

I'm saving my vote until the poll is near closing. I like to be able to tip the balance, and I'd like to add that in the best JREF tradition, my vote is for sale.

ETA: I do think #7, "Fill Rio Grande with Kerosene and ignite" is a bit extreme, though.

[Arkan_Wolfshade]

Cowboy Neal

[JimBenArm]

I absolutely agree with option 32. Especially the badger extension.
Aw, come on, I pitch you guys a big, hanging softball, and no one takes it?
I guess if you want it done right, you have to do it yourself!

"Badgers? We don't need no steenkin' badgers!"

[Quad4_72]

What in the world is the point of this thread

[JimBenArm]

Randomness. Just go with it!

[Gravy]

Those dirty Mexicans made off with your poll, Yurebiz. They'll take anything that isn't nailed down.

Seriously, please ask the mods to move this to the Politics & Current Events subforum if you actually have something to say on the topic.

[LashL]

Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger....

Hey, hang on, I have to cry foul on any poll that has a badger option but no option for mushroom or snake.

[PhantomWolf]

Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger....

Hey, hang on, I have to cry foul on any poll that has a badger option but no option for mushroom or snake.

Banana Phone (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgerphone.php) is better. :p

[Foolmewunz]

Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger....

Hey, hang on, I have to cry foul on any poll that has a badger option but no option for mushroom or snake.

That sounds suspiciously like the tune to the Israel song!

So can I may still go for #11 "The Jooz Will Keep The Border Open No Matter What We Want Because It Allows Them To Control The World"

[Gravy]

Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger....

Hey, hang on, I have to cry foul on any poll that has a badger option but no option for mushroom or snake.
Okay, since I had no idea what you were talking about, I had to look up the badger song (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgersong). I listened to it twice. Now I can't sleep.

[PhantomWolf]

Gravy!!! You had never heard the Bager song....!!! What sort of researcher are you...!!! Too much time in that basement debunking 9/11 myths. :p

[CptColumbo]

Badgers?! We don't need no stinkin' Badgers!

[Arkan_Wolfshade]

Okay, since I had no idea what you were talking about, I had to look up the badger song (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgersong). I listened to it twice. Now I can't sleep.
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[defaultdotxbe]

Okay, since I had no idea what you were talking about, I had to look up the badger song (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgersong). I listened to it twice. Now I can't sleep.
only twice? thats pretty good, most people i send it to end up watching it for like 5 minutes before they realize its looping, lol

[Cuddles]

only twice? thats pretty good, most people i send it to end up watching it for like 5 minutes before they realize its looping, lol

I was going to laugh about that, but then I realised I'd just spent 5 minutes staring at your avatar.:o