When Worlds Collide

[shemp]

Planet Rosie collides with Planet Hasselbeck. Carnage ensues. (http://www.showbuzz.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/05/23/tv/main2841465.shtml)

(CBS) The bubbling political and personal tension between Rosie O'Donnell and Elizabeth Hasselbeck erupted on "The View" today when O'Donnell and Hasselbeck resurrected their fight about O'Donnell's comments on U.S. involvement in Iraq and terrorists.

Last week, O'Donnell pointed out that 650,000 Iraqis have died since the United States invasion and asked "who are the real terrorists in Iraq?" angering many conservative pundits. On Monday, Hasselbeck said that O'Donnell should explain what she really meant.

But it didn't die there. Today, the fight got started again when Rosie said she is criticized because she is a "fat lesbian" and Elizabeth is pure, innocent and Christian. O'Donnell called Hasselbeck cowardly for not defending her and Hasselbeck said: "I'll tell you what's cowardly, asking a rhetorical question that you cannot answer yourself."

So what to do about it? Why, of course, bravely run away!

Now, it appears that Rosie will not be on the show Thursday. On her blog she posted a note saying, "tomorrow kelli turns 40. i will not be at work." She was referring to her partner, Kelli Carpenter.

I used to stop occasionally at a convenience store for coffee in the morning, but now I go elsewhere because the clerk watches The Big Fat Blowhard Moron Whale Show The View. I can't take even one minute of this brainless screaming fool, and her nonsense, and her sheer, unadulterated CRAP!!! If you took a dead beached whale, attached motors to make its mouth move and make it flounder about, and then inserted speakers turned up to 11, and then connected a tape player to it, and played a tape screaming the most insane trash you found on hundreds of forums frequented by stupid paranoid fools, it would be an approximation of what Rosie does, but even with the dead-whale smell, it still wouldn't be as bad as her.

[boooeee]

If you took a dead beached whale, attached motors to make its mouth move and make it flounder about, and then inserted speakers turned up to 11, and then connected a tape player to it, and played a tape screaming the most insane trash you found on hundreds of forums frequented by stupid paranoid fools, it would be an approximation of what Rosie does, but even with the dead-whale smell, it still wouldn't be as bad as her.


Yeah, she's even worse than Shemp!

[Alt+F4]

Tomorrow was to be the day Rosie was to have on the "Loose Change" conspiracy nuts. I think ABC pulled the plug on all the woo-woo and Rosie uped the ante with Elisebeth so she could get pissed and take the day off.

[Joe Random]

I remember eons ago when Rosie was the host of “Stand-Up Spotlight’, and she was pretty funny. I hate seeing once-hilarious people descend into woo or socio-political quackery. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Well, maybe not ‘mighty’. Come to think of it, she was funny, but not more so than half the guests on the program. In fact, strike the whole “fallen” thing and Rosie altogether – why the hell did Bill Hicks have to die?

[MelBrooksfan]

why the hell did Bill Hicks have to die?

Something to do with that cancer he had.

[Daylight]

Here Shemp, this will make you feel better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFwxH3PPWiU&mode=related&search=

[Cleon]

I used to stop occasionally at a convenience store for coffee in the morning, but now I go elsewhere because the clerk watches The Big Fat Blowhard Moron Whale Show The View. I can't take even one minute of this brainless screaming fool, and her nonsense, and her sheer, unadulterated CRAP!!! If you took a dead beached whale, attached motors to make its mouth move and make it flounder about, and then inserted speakers turned up to 11, and then connected a tape player to it, and played a tape screaming the most insane trash you found on hundreds of forums frequented by stupid paranoid fools, it would be an approximation of what Rosie does, but even with the dead-whale smell, it still wouldn't be as bad as her.


Soooooooooo....Not a fan, eh?

[corplinx]

She was really going to have Loose Change-tards on the show?

[BPSCG]

So I have Fox and Friends First Edition on at 6:00 am when I'm getting dressed weekedays (is anyone surprised that I have Fox news on in the am?) and the last couple of months they've been starting my day out with a poke in the eye by running clips from Shemp's favorite show. Then they go off about how awful it is to hear this stuff. Yeah, it is awful - so why are you inflicting it on me? It's not even your goddam network?

Cripes, a donkey braying in panic while being dragged out of a mudhole is more pleasing to the ear than that frightful harridan.

[mr rosewater]

Harridan-Fr. worn out horse, a nasty, bad tempered old woman.

[fuelair]

She was really going to have Loose Change-tards on the show? I believe that should be an i rather than an a after Change.:rolleyes:

[steverino]

I used to stop occasionally at a convenience store for coffee in the morning, but now I go elsewhere because the clerk watches The Big Fat Blowhard Moron Whale Show The View. I can't take even one minute of this brainless screaming fool, and her nonsense, and her sheer, unadulterated CRAP!!! If you took a dead beached whale, attached motors to make its mouth move and make it flounder about, and then inserted speakers turned up to 11, and then connected a tape player to it, and played a tape screaming the most insane trash you found on hundreds of forums frequented by stupid paranoid fools, it would be an approximation of what Rosie does, but even with the dead-whale smell, it still wouldn't be as bad as her.

Yesterday you started a thread about making an enormous bowel movement, and then this one about another turd. When does the madness end, Shemp, when does the madness end?

[shemp]

Rosie's Gone From "The View" (http://www.showbuzz.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/05/25/tv/main2852914.shtml)

(CBS/AP) Rosie O'Donnell has fought her last fight at "The View."

ABC said Friday that O'Donnell has asked for, and received, an early exit from her contract at the daytime chat fest following her angry confrontation with co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck on Wednesday. She was due to leave in mid-June.

But it happened with class:

Also on Friday, the network said that promotional photos of Hasselbeck that hang in "The View's" offices had been defaced but did not say by whom.

However, the New York Post reported that Janette Barber, O'Donnell's chief writer, was escorted from the building after she was caught drawing moustaches on the photos. The newspaper said that Barber is an old friend of O'Donnell who worked with her on "The Rosie O'Donnell Show."

Looks like I can go back to getting coffee at Island Pond Mobil again.

[Pardalis]

Let me guess, she drew Hitler mustaches on the pictures... :rolleyes:

[The Central Scrutinizer]

I thought this was going to be a thread about what happens when Relationship George meets Independant George.