Wolverine
17th August 2003, 05:40 AM
Thank you, Weekly World News, for breaking this huge story (http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/news/index.cfm?instanceid=58987). :D
My favorite snippets:
Among the advantages cited by Bush advisors in planning sessions:
- Our troops will face no resistance since the moon is uninhabited.
- Colonization will be easy because the moon is far closer than any planet.
- Huge oil reserves discovered on the moon by NASA earlier this year -- a still-classified development first reported in the April 15 issue of Weekly World News -- will meet America's energy needs for the next 100 years.
... and ...
As a concession to Al Gore, who won a plurality of votes in the 2000 election, Bush has agreed to appoint him live-in governor of the moon
:roll:
My favorite snippets:
Among the advantages cited by Bush advisors in planning sessions:
- Our troops will face no resistance since the moon is uninhabited.
- Colonization will be easy because the moon is far closer than any planet.
- Huge oil reserves discovered on the moon by NASA earlier this year -- a still-classified development first reported in the April 15 issue of Weekly World News -- will meet America's energy needs for the next 100 years.
... and ...
As a concession to Al Gore, who won a plurality of votes in the 2000 election, Bush has agreed to appoint him live-in governor of the moon
:roll: