Whoo Boy.

[Checkmite]

Just run across this little gem (http://www.vaticanassassins.org/ny_attack.htm). I was amazed to learn, among other things, that the Earth has five seperate hemispheres, each with it's own "ruler".

If your brain can't handle the whole thing, let me skip to end for you. See, underneath most of the kooks in this particular vein seems to hide a closeted white supremacist. This guy hides it fairly well for most of his rant, but he just can't help letting it slip toward the end:

This scenario is the answer as to Who and Why we were attacked on September 11, 2001, Bloody Black Tuesday. But after all, we apostate, Bible-rejecting White People deserve it, as I have said on this web page and in my book...

...

Our beloved country...will be turned into a nightmarish police state and a Nazi/Soviet concentration camp hell-on-earth because we have forgotten the God of our White American Protestant and Baptist-Calvinist founding fathers...

[Gravy]

I wondered where Greg Szymanski got his ideas. No one escapes the Inquisition!

[Ducky]

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Fixed.

[Newtons Bit]

I've never seen calvanism as a precursor to world domination...

[T.A.M.]

CT Wingnuttery - an endless source of humorous entertainment...

TAM:)

[Alt+F4]

That website made my brain explode.

[twinstead]

That website made my brain explode.

Well, it's not the lofty 'time cube' (http://www.timecube.com/ ) but it is pretty odd.

[CptColumbo]

I'm not going to go to the site, because it sounds like more of the same, but based on the above snippet.

We had "Baptist-Calvinist" founding fathers?

Apparently only "our beloved country" will be turned into a police state, so the rest of the world has nothing to worry about. You Kiwis get off easy this time.

[tsig]

Just run across this little gem (http://www.vaticanassassins.org/ny_attack.htm). I was amazed to learn, among other things, that the Earth has five seperate hemispheres, each with it's own "ruler".

If your brain can't handle the whole thing, let me skip to end for you. See, underneath most of the kooks in this particular vein seems to hide a closeted white supremacist. This guy hides it fairly well for most of his rant, but he just can't help letting it slip toward the end:

I spent two years in a Catholic seminary and served in the military so I must be a CIA/Nazi-trained, Masonic Zionist Mossad agent as well as NWO ninja.

I must in real deep cover.

Wonder what the triggerword is and what I'm supposed to do?

[Alareth]

I spent two years in a Catholic seminary and served in the military so I must be a CIA/Nazi-trained, Masonic Zionist Mossad agent as well as NWO ninja.

I must in real deep cover.

Wonder what the triggerword is and what I'm supposed to do?

You are in possession of the top secret NWO Chocolate Chip Cookie recipie.

[strathmeyer]

Where can I get some CIA/Nazi training? Sounds like fun!

[Civilized Worm]

This looks like some very impressive lunacy. I'd read it now but my head is already hurting from a cold.

[slingblade]

That website made my brain explode.

Asplode. Gads, get it right, can't you? We go to all this trouble.....:p

[hellaeon]

You know, I always wonder why these guys who profess to such mass knowledge cant even make a nice webpage, instead opting to fill it with as much cluttered crap as possible.

[Slayhamlet]

You know, I always wonder why these guys who profess to such mass knowledge cant even make a nice webpage, instead opting to fill it with as much cluttered crap as possible.

The cluttered page format directly reflects the desultory nature of their beliefs and, more generally, their minds. The bigger question is whether they are conscious of it. If they clearly aren't conscious of the numerous absurdities, impossibilities, and internal contradictions that characterize their beliefs, can we really expect them to understand that the experience of a normal person trying to peruse their godawful website is similar to that of having a million tiny needles stuck into one's eyes?