Elf dwelling found

[arcticpenguin]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=519&ncid=757&e=10&u=/ap/20030818/ap_on_re_us/mr__little_guy

The elusive elf has enchanted Twin Citians ever since the 6-inch wooden door appeared eight years ago, just off a walking path around popular Lake Harriet. Double takes led to messages, and messages to answers — and somehow Mr. Little Guy keeps up, responding to the queries in typed notes half the size of business cards.
Minneapolis man encourages belief in minute humanoid life forms.

[dingler44]

Originally posted by arcticpenguin
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=519&ncid=757&e=10&u=/ap/20030818/ap_on_re_us/mr__little_guy


Minneapolis man encourages belief in minute humanoid life forms.

I love elves! They taste better than chicken... and you get more lean meat.

[Dragonrock]

Originally posted by dingler44


I love elves! They taste better than chicken... and you get more lean meat.

Yeah, but they're so scrawny that it takes two full-grown ones just to make a decent Taco.

[Lurker]

Originally posted by arcticpenguin
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=519&ncid=757&e=10&u=/ap/20030818/ap_on_re_us/mr__little_guy


Minneapolis man encourages belief in minute humanoid life forms.

And that's all right.

Lurker

[Hexxenhammer]

I live in Minneapolis, but I've never heard of that before. I think I'll stick to going to lake Calhoun. No elves, but lots of scantily clad girls.

[Ipecac]

Originally posted by dingler44


I love elves! They taste better than chicken... and you get more lean meat.

Tell that to Legolas. He'll fill you full of ten arrows before you can smack your lips!

[Lurker]

Originally posted by Hexxenhammer
I live in Minneapolis, but I've never heard of that before. I think I'll stick to going to lake Calhoun. No elves, but lots of scantily clad girls.

Lived there also and usually hung out at Calhoun for the same reasons. Glad to see somethings have not changed.

Lurker

[jj]

Originally posted by Ipecac


Tell that to Legolas. He'll fill you full of ten arrows before you can smack your lips!

Legolamb? Really?:wink:

[Dragonrock]

Originally posted by jj


Legolamb? Really?:wink:

Not legolamb, leg-o-lass. Apparently he only eats female elven drumsticks.

[Explorer]

A farmer my wife once knew when she lived on a farm in Surrey swears that he saw a very small person once, in one of his fields, about six to eight inches high which ran off when it was aware of his presence. OK, only an anecdote, but nevertheless, quite an amazing statement from an otherwise, no nonsense down to earth type of guy. Was he mad, drunk, or simply trying to tell a fairy story to a gullible young person? My wife who knew him well, thinks not!

[The Don]

Your wife was probably wrong.

Unless of course she playing on your credulity