W. Va. Sniper

[Suddenly]

Not only do I now have to consider "fields of fire" when choosing a gas station, now I have to drive by this sign (http://www.msnbc.com/news/952949.asp?0cv=CB10) every day on the way to work.

Plus, MSNBC says there is a lookout for "a dark pickup truck with tinted windows driven by an overweight white male." Nice. In West Virginia, a pickup driven by a fat white guy. Real rare.

Oddly enough, I often use the Cedar Grove gas station and it seems a terrible venue to pick for a sniper attack. It sits in a gap in the mountain where you can't see the building unless you are right in front of it. It just seems crazy that the sniper picked a location where there was zero chance he wouldn't be seen.

I'm just glad I have a full tank....

[Mr Manifesto]

I predict that the sniper is a white person, acting alone, with no military training. You'll all see that I'm right. ;)

[shemp]

Yeah, and drives a white van.

[a_unique_person]

Originally posted by Mr Manifesto
I predict that the sniper is a white person, acting alone, with no military training. You'll all see that I'm right. ;)

Although it could also be feminazi in disguise driving a volkswagen.

[The Fool]

Originally posted by a_unique_person


Although it could also be feminazi in disguise driving a volkswagen.
I predict it was the culprit that did it. I am never wrong.

[Jon_in_london]

I love the way there are people already saying what an expert sniper-dead-eye-dick type person this guy must be to get a head shot at 70 yards. Like any muppet with a half decent rifle cant do the same :rolleyes:

[Nie Trink Wasser]

I predict it's an extremist muslim american who supports Bin Laden.....oh wait, that was last time.

I think it's bobby.

[The Fool]

Originally posted by Jon_in_london
I love the way there are people already saying what an expert sniper-dead-eye-dick type person this guy must be to get a head shot at 70 yards. Like any muppet with a half decent rifle cant do the same :rolleyes:
You suspect Kermet?

[Jon_in_london]

Originally posted by The Fool

You suspect Kermet?

Its the cookie monster!!!.... oh, no. Sesame street.

[Marvel Frozen]

I think it's Elmo. After all, nobody would suspect cute little Elmo.

[Ian Osborne]

Police are looking for an American with a gun. It's gonna be a long night...

[Mr Manifesto]

Originally posted by Ian Osborne
Police are looking for an American with a gin. It's gonna be a long night...

I would appreciate it if you withdrew that derogatory comment, and anyway, how many of them are going to be in America?


















The Aussies'll know what I'm on about. I think.

[Suddenly]

Whoops! The link got changed on me. Here's the sign I mentioned in the first post.

http://snsimages.tribune.com/media/thumbnails/photo/2003-08/9036610.jpg


This sign is about 1/4 mile away from the site of one of the shootings.

[Doubt]

We must follow the Jedi tradition of covering all the bases.

It is a tall, slim white guy with military training acting alone.

He is also short and bald, black and has a kid with him.

He drives a white van but shoots from a dark colored pickup truck.

He is an expert sniper with no military experience.

He is also a female Hispanic with a speech impediment.

He is a member of the Taliban and the Michigan militia.

I think that about covers it. Anything I missed?

[shemp]

Originally posted by Doubt
We must follow the Jedi tradition of covering all the bases.

It is a tall, slim white guy with military training acting alone.

He is also short and bald, black and has a kid with him.

He drives a white van but shoots from a dark colored pickup truck.

He is an expert sniper with no military experience.

He is also a female Hispanic with a speech impediment.

He is a member of the Taliban and the Michigan militia.

I think that about covers it. Anything I missed?

He's gay or straight?

[c0rbin]

Here's the sign I mentioned in the first post.

God made snipers too, you know.

[Doubt]

Originally posted by shemp


He's gay or straight?

Yes, he is gay and straight.

[Shaun from Scotland]

I'm looking forward to Richard G's hollywood style take on what he would do to this sniper.....

[rikzilla]

Originally posted by Doubt


Yes, he is gay and straight.

He's Bi??

Or is he Gay, and just shoots Straight?

-z

BTW Suddenly,....good luck with the gas pumping heebie-jeebies. Now you know how we felt in Northern VA last October.

[PygmyPlaidGiraffe]

Originally posted by rikzilla


He's Bi??

Or is he Gay, and just shoots Straight?

-z



Yes.