supercorgi
6th June 2007, 03:45 PM
I'm now having nightmares about Sylvia Browne! (Well actually it was a dream but anything with the Claws in it qualifies as a nightmare.)
I had a dream where I was at some sort of book signing thing where Sylvia was giving readings to the audience. Everybody was in a big line waiting for their turn. I was eager for my turn so I could show everyone what a fake Sylvia is. So I'm waiting, getting closer to the head of the line and anticipating what kinds of questions I was going to ask Sylvia to make her look like the a$$ that she actually is.
So I'm finally the next in line after one more guy but time is running out. She does a reading for him and as soon as she's done time runs out. I'm so pissed! I didn't get my reading. I didn't get my chance to confront Slyvia. :mad:
So she launches in a farewell speech to everyone in the room. She starts blathering on about herself and her mission. I'm standing in the crowd. At one point she states how she "just wants to use her gift to help people." So in a loud voice I snidely say, "At for only $750 bucks!"
Then she says something about only wanting "to console grieving people who have lost their loved ones" and again I loudly respond "Like you did with Shawn Hornbeck's parents!"
It felt sooo satisfying to say that stuff to her face. I think it would have gone on but at that point I woke up.
I had a dream where I was at some sort of book signing thing where Sylvia was giving readings to the audience. Everybody was in a big line waiting for their turn. I was eager for my turn so I could show everyone what a fake Sylvia is. So I'm waiting, getting closer to the head of the line and anticipating what kinds of questions I was going to ask Sylvia to make her look like the a$$ that she actually is.
So I'm finally the next in line after one more guy but time is running out. She does a reading for him and as soon as she's done time runs out. I'm so pissed! I didn't get my reading. I didn't get my chance to confront Slyvia. :mad:
So she launches in a farewell speech to everyone in the room. She starts blathering on about herself and her mission. I'm standing in the crowd. At one point she states how she "just wants to use her gift to help people." So in a loud voice I snidely say, "At for only $750 bucks!"
Then she says something about only wanting "to console grieving people who have lost their loved ones" and again I loudly respond "Like you did with Shawn Hornbeck's parents!"
It felt sooo satisfying to say that stuff to her face. I think it would have gone on but at that point I woke up.