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marxist2
19th August 2003, 07:18 AM
The monkies will come to the USA and engulf the world in flames for none can save the world! The HOLY MONKIES will save those who convert to the truth of the The Holy Books of Lenin!
shanek
19th August 2003, 07:20 AM
Well, hey, Daydream Believer was a pretty cool song...
marxist2
19th August 2003, 07:33 AM
Singing is the work of the UNHOLY! All songs will bring the wrath of the HOLY MONKIES down on the world we will BURN if we do not convert to thier holy FIRE! DEATH and DOOM!!!! BURN!!!!
neutrino_cannon
19th August 2003, 07:34 AM
Originally posted by marxist2
The monkies will come to the USA and engulf the world in flames for none can save the world! The HOLY MONKIES will save those who convert to the truth of the The Holy Books of Lenin!
The End of the World (tm) is a pretty common prediction prediction for anyone to make. Any evidences for you vivid descriptions here?
marxist2
19th August 2003, 07:44 AM
Originally posted by neutrino_cannon
The End of the World (tm) is a pretty common prediction prediction for anyone to make. Any evidences for you vivid descriptions here?
THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH!!!!
READ THE HOLY AND GREAT BOOKS OF LENIN!!!!
FIRE WILL COME!!!
-The Great Book of Lenin
PROOF IS HERE!!! THE FIRE OF TRUTH WILL RAIN DOWN ALL READY POWER OUtAGES haVE StARTed in ThE UnitED StaTES of AmERiCA@!@#!@
Stimpson J. Cat
19th August 2003, 07:57 AM
marxist2,
The monkies will come to the USA and engulf the world in flames for none can save the world! The HOLY MONKIES will save those who convert to the truth of the The Holy Books of Lenin!
1) The Monkeys came to the USA back in the 60s. Aside from a bad TV show, nothing much happened.
2) There was never a band called the Holy Monkeys. A friend of mine from high school and I kicked around the idea of a metal/trash band called the Death Monkeys, but nothing ever came of it, because neither of us could play any musical instruments.
3) John Lenin was in the Beatles, not the Monkeys.
You should really get your facts straight before you go posting your theories on message boards.
Dr. Stupid
HarryKeogh
19th August 2003, 07:59 AM
i hear The Archies are behind Scientology.
Stimpson J. Cat
19th August 2003, 08:07 AM
i hear The Archies are behind Scientology.
Impossible. We all know how homophobic Scientology is.
Well, Archie and Jughead were lovers. That's why Jughead always wears that crown-looking hat. He's the King of Queen Archie's world.
Apologies to Kevin Smith
Dr. Stupid
Diamond
19th August 2003, 08:08 AM
Who sang "It's the end of the world as we know it..."?
Was it REM?
NightG1
19th August 2003, 08:08 AM
Originally posted by marxist2
Singing is the work of the UNHOLY
Oh no no no.....
Take the last train to Clarksville
And I'll meet you at the station
You can be there by 4:30
'Cause I've made your reservation
Don't be slow
Oh no no no, oh no no no
'Cause I'm leaving in the morning
And I must see you again
We'll have one more night together
'Til the morning brings my train
And I must go
Oh no no no, oh no no no
And I don't know if I'm ever coming home
Take the last train to Clarksville
I'll be waiting at the station
We'll have time for coffee flavored kisses
And a bit of conversation
Oh no no no, oh no no no
Take the last train to Clarksville
Now I must hang up the phone
I can't hear you in this
Noisy railroad station all alone
I'm feeling low
Oh no no no, oh no no no
And I don't know if I'm ever coming home
Take the last train to Clarksville
And I'll meet you at the station
You can be here by 4:30
'Cause I've made your reservation
Don't be slow
Oh no no no, oh no no no
And I don't know if I'm ever coming home
Take the last train to clarksville
Take the last train to clarksville
Diamond
19th August 2003, 08:10 AM
Originally posted by Stimpson J. Cat
marxist2,
1) The Monkeys came to the USA back in the 60s. Aside from a bad TV show, nothing much happened.
2) There was never a band called the Holy Monkeys. A friend of mine from high school and I kicked around the idea of a metal/trash band called the Death Monkeys, but nothing ever came of it, because neither of us could play any musical instruments.
3) John Lenin was in the Beatles, not the Monkeys.
You should really get your facts straight before you go posting your theories on message boards.
Dr. Stupid
[monty python]I think you should know that the group "Dead Monkeys" has disbanded...[/monty python]
Ipecac
19th August 2003, 08:41 AM
Originally posted by Diamond
Who sang "It's the end of the world as we know it..."?
Was it REM?
Yes.
BillyTK
19th August 2003, 09:01 AM
Lenin and McCarthy are my favourite song-writers!
shemp
19th August 2003, 09:41 AM
The world ended May 27th, when it was hit by Planet X. But Jeebus magically transported us all to an alternate Earth. Praise Jeebus!
JAR
19th August 2003, 02:54 PM
Uh oh. We have another marxist in the forum.
The Central Scrutinizer
19th August 2003, 06:45 PM
Originally posted by Diamond
Who sang "It's the end of the world as we know it..."?
Was it REM?
Yes.
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