God and Regular Expressions - Get in Touch!

[PixyMisa]

P1. The regular expression [A-Z0-9._%+-]+@[A-Z0-9.-]+\.[A-Z]{2,4} matches any valid email address.
P2. If God has an email address, he exists.
C. god@heaven.com is a valid email email address, therefore God exists.

[Complexity]

That's even shorter than Dustin's proof!

Wow.

[slingblade]

His inbox is full. :(

[blobru]

P1. The regular expression [A-Z0-9._%+-]+@[A-Z0-9.-]+\.[A-Z]{2,4} matches any valid email address.
P2. If God has an email address, he exists.
C. god@heaven.com is a valid email email address, therefore God exists.

To: god@heaven.com
From
Cc
Subject: hello

no war, & a new pair of shoes...

xoxo bb :+)

<click> SEND

Your message has been sent to:

god@heaven.com

Add To Hotmail Contacts?

<check>

That was easy, good call, thanks! :)

[strathmeyer]

I've invited her to gmail.

[Cheesejoff]

His inbox is full. :(

And He never replies to your prayers.

[tsg]

P1. The regular expression [A-Z0-9._%+-]+@[A-Z0-9.-]+\.[A-Z]{2,4} matches any valid email address.
P2. If God has an email address, he exists.
C. god@heaven.com is a valid email email address, therefore God exists.

And apparently lives in Sunland, California, according to godaddy's domain database.

[Lensman]

Whois data - note the related sites. ;)


Website Title: Heaven
Title Relevancy 0%
Meta Description: Donate You Car
Description Relevancy: 0% relevant.
Meta Keywords: donate your car, donate, volunteer
Keywords Relevancy: 0% relevant
AboutUs: Wiki article on Heaven.com
SEO Score: 84%
Terms: 30 (Unique: 23, Linked: 14)
Images: 2 (Alt tags missing: 1)
Links: 6 (Internal: 4, Outbound: 2)
Related Sites: hell.com, lycos.com

[Lensman]

Whois Record for Heaven.co.uk ( Heaven )

Website Title: www.heaven.co.uk
Title Relevancy 0%
AboutUs: Wiki article on Heaven.co.uk
SEO Score: 0%

Indexed Data
Alexa Trend/Rank: Data unavailable for this domain.

Server Data
IP Address: 193.111.200.151
IP Location - United Kingdom - Gradwell Core Hosting Network In Telehouse Tfm 40 London
Response Code: 200
Blacklist Status: Clear
SSL Cert: No valid SSL on this Host
Domain Status: Unknown Status

Registry Data
Whois Server: uk.whois-servers.net


Whois History: 4 records have been archived since 2005-11-14
Reverse IP: 2,119 other sites hosted on this server.




Whois Record
Domain name:
heaven.co.uk

Registrant:
Jason Crouch

Trading as:
Jason Crouch

Registrant type:
UK Individual

Registrant's address:
The registrant is a non-trading individual who has opted to have their
address omitted from the WHOIS service.

Registrar:
Gradwell dot com Limited [Tag = GRADWELL]
URL: http://www.gradwell.com

Relevant dates:
Registered on: before Aug-1996
Renewal date: 06-Jun-2009
Last updated: 14-May-2007

Registration status:
Renewal request being processed.

Name servers:
ns0.gradwell.com
ns1.gradwell.net
ns2.gradwell.net

[Earthborn]

I don't know whether I should accept this proof. Wouldn't heaven have its own top-level domain?

[polkablues]

There are separate heavens for the U.S. and Britain?

[tsg]

There are separate heavens for the U.S. and Britain?

I would hope so. I'm not spending eternity with them.